New year. New wig.
I am not America’s nightmare. I’m the American Dream.
The only mantras that I’m bringing into 2019.
Living that philanthropic lifestyle with @megan.sharpe.
“I’m so fucking grateful for my ex!” Profiting off a breakup is my favorite genre.
Flower girl faded.
Visiting (mainly Gus but also) my parents for the weekend. It’s a “leggings as pants” kind of morning. (Until like 10 mins from now when I have to get ready for my brother’s wedding)
Let me start by saying I could not be more elated that I will be gaining a new husband-in-law now that Will finally proposed to Jeanette. Let me finish this sentimental post by saying I have had an iPhone since 2009, and the only contact I have ever added to my favorites list (which gets automatically pushed through even on do not disturb mode) is my idol, inspiration, lifecoach, and (most importantly) my truest friend @darthstraeter. Who happens to be my #soulmate . I honestly would be a completely different person without her, and not a person I would ever want to be. She has kept me strong. She has been loyal. She has been my everything. I love you, Jeanette. #truelove #cantfightdestiny #myeverything .
(Sorry for all the posts) But you may have noticed that I am fostering, with full intention to adopt if the dog trusts me/bonds with me. She has left her old life behind, and her name is now Mazikeen. She is also a mystical sorceress. She only speaks in riddles, and you must never reveal your true name to her or she shall add your soul to her collection. I love her so much already. #adoptdontshop #considerashelterpet
This is my hair. I don’t wear wigs.