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I want to be the girl with the most cake. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ#courtneylove #livethroughthis #hole #missworld
I want to be the girl with the most cake. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฐ#courtneylove  #livethroughthis  #hole  #missworld 
feelin like that bitch
feelin like that bitch
A stranger attacked me from behind while I was walking to work one early Monday morning in July. He pushed me into the grass and violently assaulted me until my screams for help alerted a nearby runner. I know what it feels like to be pinned down by a man trying to exert his power over youโ€”against your willโ€”in the most repugnant way possible. Power is used as a weapon. Sex has nothing to do with it. A close (step)family member sexually assaulted me for years starting at age 7. I have survived multiple violent acts and rapes since. All of these experiences have only hardened my will to fight for women. Believe us. I believe you. A man capable of such horrid acts (Kavanaugh) has no place upholding justice and should not be given the highest position of power for a judge. This entire thing is about abuse of power. From the depths of my heart, thank you Dr. Christine Blasey Ford for your selfless courage.  I believe you. #ibelieveher
A stranger attacked me from behind while I was walking to work one early Monday morning in July. He pushed me into the grass and violently assaulted me until my screams for help alerted a nearby runner. I know what it feels like to be pinned down by a man trying to exert his power over youโ€”against your willโ€”in the most repugnant way possible. Power is used as a weapon. Sex has nothing to do with it. A close (step)family member sexually assaulted me for years starting at age 7. I have survived multiple violent acts and rapes since. All of these experiences have only hardened my will to fight for women. Believe us. I believe you. A man capable of such horrid acts (Kavanaugh) has no place upholding justice and should not be given the highest position of power for a judge. This entire thing is about abuse of power. From the depths of my heart, thank you Dr. Christine Blasey Ford for your selfless courage. I believe you. #ibelieveher 
๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ’ฆ
๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ’ฆ
Iโ€™m that 3 piece halibut, Cajun style. ๐Ÿ’‹
Iโ€™m that 3 piece halibut, Cajun style. ๐Ÿ’‹
But fuck William S. Burroughs tho
But fuck William S. Burroughs tho
๐ŸŒฟโœจ
๐ŸŒฟโœจ
sunset to sunrise & a word to the wise that it is no easy task to climb up into an air tent sleep-deprived and loaded on a bottle of rosรฉ
sunset to sunrise & a word to the wise that it is no easy task to climb up into an air tent sleep-deprived and loaded on a bottle of rosรฉ
Going for a very sweaty, toothpaste-stain, itโ€™s Britney bitch kinda vibe.
Going for a very sweaty, toothpaste-stain, itโ€™s Britney bitch kinda vibe.
Today we must unexpectedly say goodbye to a fella who has unwaveringly and incredibly shaped global conversations, ideas, and perspectives about food. Anthony Bourdain, thank you for encuraging so many to cook without pretense and to step outside their comfort zones. Thank you for validating and respecting the efforts of every cook, streetside or otherwise, and for recognizing tradition and innovation equally. Thank you for supporting and acknowledging so many women and women of color in this industry. Ultimately thank you for being yourself, in a world full of smoke & shit & mirrors, honestly and with all the faulty bits. What a tragic loss to our global culinary community. With tears of joy for the staying power of your contributions, rest peacefully, Ton. โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Today we must unexpectedly say goodbye to a fella who has unwaveringly and incredibly shaped global conversations, ideas, and perspectives about food. Anthony Bourdain, thank you for encuraging so many to cook without pretense and to step outside their comfort zones. Thank you for validating and respecting the efforts of every cook, streetside or otherwise, and for recognizing tradition and innovation equally. Thank you for supporting and acknowledging so many women and women of color in this industry. Ultimately thank you for being yourself, in a world full of smoke & shit & mirrors, honestly and with all the faulty bits. What a tragic loss to our global culinary community. With tears of joy for the staying power of your contributions, rest peacefully, Ton. โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Iโ€™m the chips & the dip
Iโ€™m the chips & the dip
my super foxy awesome is all thanks to @booboos.salonseattle fanks 2U Alex I just spent 30 minutes taking selfies & I ainโ€™t mad about it
my super foxy awesome is all thanks to @booboos.salonseattle fanks 2U Alex I just spent 30 minutes taking selfies & I ainโ€™t mad about it
slish slosh ๐Ÿ‘’๐Ÿ‘’๐Ÿ‘’๐Ÿ‘’
slish slosh ๐Ÿ‘’๐Ÿ‘’๐Ÿ‘’๐Ÿ‘’
๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿšฒ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿšƒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ
๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿšฒ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿšƒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ
First of many plenty fauxtoes from a fuzzy glowy weekend with the ride-or-dies. Yโ€™all I canโ€™t believe these are from a disposable cam! ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒŠ
First of many plenty fauxtoes from a fuzzy glowy weekend with the ride-or-dies. Yโ€™all I canโ€™t believe these are from a disposable cam! ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒŠ
For creative rebirth & reinvention. Wow-E canโ€™t tell yโ€™all how much Iโ€™m feeling my nondom hando right now. Thank you @thorn_pokes!!! Ketchup heckinโ€™ sucks but youโ€™re the eelโ€™s ankles!๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ˜โœจ๐Ÿโœจ๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ“
For creative rebirth & reinvention. Wow-E canโ€™t tell yโ€™all how much Iโ€™m feeling my nondom hando right now. Thank you @thorn_pokes!!! Ketchup heckinโ€™ sucks but youโ€™re the eelโ€™s ankles!๐ŸŒ—๐ŸŒ˜โœจ๐Ÿโœจ๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ“
2010 vs nowadays ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ
2010 vs nowadays ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ
Recently, a cup of coffee & some friends & me
Recently, a cup of coffee & some friends & me