I’d like to say I successfully fought off Caio to get this bench to myself (hence the ripped leggings), but in reality I think my “l want Frappuccinos” look scared him away 👊🏻💥☕️
Anyways, its good to be back in Boston after a few weeks of travel! HMU if binge watching season premieres (@nbcthisisus @nbcthegoodplace @bettercallsaulamc), strawberry marg-ing the week’s stress away, or frequent day naps sound like a successful weekend for you 📺 🍹 😴 🥇 •
Recipe for a LIT 🔥 birthday 🎂:
Kick off birthday eve Chicago-style by celebrating @emilyoren‘s sweet 25th on the town, not stopping until we’ve hit up multiple bars and drank the spectrum of white-girl alcoholic beverages (margs + daiquiris + Fishbowl = heaven😛)
Turn up the rental car stereo on the trek to @hillsdalecollege. Capture priceless footage of @kristinaperkins, whose tiny size is no hurdle in her drunken state of real talk 🍹 🎥 •
Wake up early, being dragged by the skin of my nails to the homecoming 5k. Finish said 5k with @mollyoren (note her #supple muscles as primary motivation to get back in running shape). Fleeting sense of accomplishment warrants greasy brunch + #realtalk with select members of the #dreamteam 🏃🏻♀️ 🥘 •
Return home to be showered with presents from @mollyjohnson3 and @cait.johns, yummy pasta from @sweet.talk.desserts , and boundless attention from my 3 insta-live viewers during Sunday dinner festivities (thx @chabs8abbott And @katykiledal 📱)
Thank you for the sweet birthday wishes, and everyone else who made my birthday extra special. Feel so lucky to have such amazing friends and family 🤗
Anyone else already on their third coffee of the day? 🙋🏼♀️
Been living the #coffeelife [obviously] & thinking a lot about the future lately, and realizing it’s SO important for everyone to ask themselves “where do I see myself in 5 years?” ☕️ 🤔 •
Having goals and [just as important] a specific game plan for achieving them is such a necessity to keep yourself challenged and accountable 💪 🤗 •
Personally, I’d like to travel and see the world more, whether it be through work OR forcing myself to schedule the time I need beforehand ✈️ •
Anyone else drink coffee at all times of day? 😛[5:03pm, somewhere on a lake in New Hampshire, contemplating yet again how rapidly my beverage ceases to exist] ☕️
SUMMER SQUEEZE SEASON 3 RECAP
. -Tensions are high after cast members get a little too acquainted during a scandalizing game of Kings’s cup🍹♣️
-Events take a drastic turn during an epic canoe voyage, when returning cast members @raydasilva @kylie_foy and Caio capsize their ship amidst treacherous speedboat waves🌊🛶
-The mafia arrives at the deserted peninsula, wreaking terror and paranoia as cast members must determine who amoungst them are murderous double agents🔪👀
That’s a wrap folks! New accepting new applicants for season 4 of Summer Squeeze, coming to you LIVE August 2019
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible👰🏼🤵🏻💍 .
We got married!! Woohoo! 🎉 🎊 .
There was something so unique, laid back, and intimate about our private ceremony. We’re thrilled to start our next chapter on that note, and beyond excited to celebrate with our family and friends in the near future 💃🏻 🥂 .
In the meantime, I wake up every day thankful you weren’t just a dream. My family is everything to me, and I couldn’t have asked for a more supportive, hard working, admirable addition to them ❤️ .
I promise to always leave you the last Corona, feed you drops of water when you’re laughing too hard to take sips, and only lose our keys occasionally 🍺 💧🔑 .
You make me happier than I could have ever imagined - you are my person always 😘
The classic *stand by a Martha’s Vineyard cottage like you own the place* pic 😘 🏡
Spending the weekend on the island, it may be raining but that WILL NEVER stop us from having fun! ☔️ 💃🏻 Exhibit A: currently sitting at the bar with some beer and other fun treats 😉 couldn’t ask for better amiright? 🍻
Follow @raydasilva and @kylie_foy for an insider scoop at some “friendly” travel buddies ⛵️ 🚙 🚲
Picked this orange baby 🚣🏼♀️ up on the banks of the Chicago river 🌃, paddled up beautiful Lake Michigan, under the Mackinaw bridge, ALL the way through Lake Huron and Erie (hi Canada 🇨🇦 ), and that’s when Lake Ontario spat me back out into the ocean to battle off sharks 🦈 on my southerly paddle back to the Boston homeland
Jkjk I’m actually sitting on a cramped seat of a plane ✈️ but a girl can dream right? 💭
Recipe for a GOAT Boston girls night 💃🏻:
• Hop in a kayak for some #candid shots on the Charles River (bonus points if your life jacket doesn’t float away like mine did😬)🚣🏼♀️
• Take a little (or 10,000 step) stroll to South End for some BOMB lobsta rolls and crab cakes (thx @lobstahonaroll 🦀😋)
• Hit up @jplicks for the most heavenly ice cream in the city 🍦 (courtesy of @kwierenga516 🙏)
• Try to salvage the melting ice cream whilst taking shown rooftop selfie 🏙 🤳 -
Hit up this chica for pro tips on looking like a #SNAC while enjoying yummy snacks 🍦 🦀 (spoiler: she wakes up every morning at the crack of dawn to run🏃🏻♀️, thanks for dragging my sleepy self outta bed to join you this week 😴😘)
Beer me? Thx 🍻😛
Hope you guys are celebrating #thirstythursday in style 🍹
Heading to @burrosouthend soon for a cucumber marg & fish tacos kinda girls night 💃🏻 What more could you ask for? 🥒 🐠 🤔 .
Backyard creds @thedreamsicle, AMAZING Airbnb. I miss it every rainy Boston day ☀️ 🏡 .
If Boston life doesn’t work out, you’ll find me in Cape Cod trying to get sponsored by @budlight 🍻 🌊
Getting a couple beers in before heading to Brazilian Grill with Caio #allyoucaneat#prayforme 🇧🇷 🍖 🍹