I thought I was starting to like summer and then a spider crawled on me.
Am I aesthetically pleasing yet?
I’m a little over this whole ‘study’ thing already
Throwback to when my hair was yellow, damn I looked strange
Trials got me wishing aliens would beam me up
My cabin was better than yours, don’t fight me on it. You’ll lose.
Happy meals at night are my favourite
Japan me didn’t deal with your crap, time to go back
live fast, die, y'know, in your 40s
Confidently use your lack of confidence
If you need me, you know where to find me: seeking validation and self-love in my dumpster
Pictured: Me, trying to figure out why I push everyone away