"It's holiday time! You don't need your office chair, do you?" 😸
"What do you mean, diet?? I don't think I've got too much junk in my trunk, just the right amount!" 🙀
"It's my Mum's first day off work and she's spent 4 hours baking biscuits for the family. I must say, I like the box!" 😻
"Seriously? Dawson's creek DVDs? Mum, you're SO embarrassing!" 🙀
"Mum won't let me eat all my treats in my cat advent calendar, she says I have to wait until the proper day! FML!" 😾
"If I have to have a bath... I DEMAND bubbles!" 😾
"Hello Mum! You've had a hard day at work, right? I've had a hard day's snoozing!" 😺
"I see you're wrapping Christmas presents, Mum... Can I help you with the bows?" 😼
"Don't just go shopping with a bag, go shopping with ME as well!" 😺
"That's it... I'm done... It's Friday so I'm going to take a pre-afternoon snooze'" 😺
"I know I'm going to eat loads of Christmas tuna over the next month, so need to put more effort into my work outs!" 😸
"Hey Mum! Loving your new antique furniture - I can't help noticing there are no scratch marks on it! ...... Let me help you with that... 😼"
"My Mum and Dad are creating a new gym in the garage - I wasn't supposed to join them so jumped into the garage and....Nah nah! You can't get to me!" 😹
"That moment when you've gone for a poop and you forget you've not licked your butt, yet you're sitting on the carpet...." 🙀
"My Mum took my cone of shame off for a few minutes and guess what? I ran away and am now hiding in my tunnel... Cone? No way Mum!" 😾
"Still wearing the cone of shame but thankfully chin is a lot better - Paws crossed the vet says I can take it off on Friday so I can get back to being totally fabulous!"
"So glad Monday is over with - Who's going to join me for a snooze on the sofa?"
"Oh no! I scratched my chin a little too hard so now have to wear the cone of shame for a week "