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Won't you please be my prisoner, oh please,oh please, oh please.
Won't you please be my prisoner, oh please,oh please, oh please.
This post brought to you by my fatassness 
#blessyoubakedgod
#superiorhassuperiorconchas
#conchasporvida
Phrasing
Phrasing
Happy birthday to the funniest, smartest, sweetest,coolest,most beautiful god daughter a fella could ask for! #shegetsitfromme #goddaughteroftheyear 
#youronlyasgoodasyourgodfather
Congratulations to my absolutely amazing sister who got married today to an awesome man! #soproud
#sohappy #howdidshecomeoutsogreatandtherestofusasses
#whyisshesofitabdweresofat
#adopted?
Planes are dumb, flying is dumb, but clouds are pretty 
#nobueno #Iwanttodrivehome
Currently being yelled at because the guy who took my mom to her reunion was late and didn't open the door for her. 
#butwhatdidIdowrong?
#nograndmadonthitme
I love lit pools on dark decks! 
#happyplace
Blurg
Blurg
The only way to play fetch when it's 114° 
#puppypoolparty
#sofetch
#ithinkmysoulmelted
Today is a day in need of many French fries and Stephen king movies
#happyplace #homemadefriesgivemehearteyes
#childrenofthecorn #imachildofthepotato
B:  JR can you please build me a space ship tank out of legos? (in most adorably sweet voice ever)
Me: Sure buddy but why can't you build it?
B: because I need to watch team toon on my iPad! Thanks. (In totally dismissing but somehow cute voice) 
#littlebutthead #godfatheroftheyear
#imnotsayinghesspoiledbuthesspoiledadjacent
My grandma the bird whisperer! #shelikesbirdsnotpeople
#aquariumofthepacific
Oh Ventura! The beach so nice they named it after a wrestler! 
#isupposehewasagovenertoo #ugghhlookatthatwater #beachwhyyousonice
Happy birthday to the sweetest, funniest, most charming godson a dude could ask for! #sweet6
#whoisapparentlyneverwearingashirt
#godsonoftheyear
On that young zissou tip 
#lifeaquatic #honestlyitsjustabadhaircut