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Hi Ken ! Wanna go for a ride ? 👱🏼‍♀️
Meet me in my all American look to blend in the crowd. First time on the East coast beaches, and I can tell you how being in the real America feels like. Because, you know, New-York isn’t really America (or is it ? I’m bad at geography). 🤷🏻‍♂️
Nothing’s better than a bright outfit to match with the summer sun. As I was more than excited to channel my craziest outfits in New-York (hellooo fashion capital), trying to look edgy elsewhere turned out to be less successful. Among the real American crowd full of Burger Kings and Republican Queens, you could feel judgment swing in the air. Hello critical looks, bye bye style. Too bad since I thought my pop-corn necklace would cheer them up. Life in plastic isn’t that fantastic after all. Yet, my inner-Barbie instinct got me thinking : what’s bothering them so much ? Could my pink pants put them in a dark mood ? Impossible. 🙅🏻‍♂️
In today’s society in which every social issue has an hashtag, how come a color provoke such infatuation. Is it that big of a deal for a man to wear pink when sexual harrassment stories pop-up from everywhere like pop-corn ? Don’t think so. The Bible may have imposed its standards but never said anything about colors. So next time you feel the need to criticize my tastes, open your Bible first please. Then we can talk (or not since I never read it). We tell women they can wear blue, why can’t men wear pink ? 🙍🏻‍♂️
The sad thing is, even if you forget it people will always remind you your difference. So to give them no time to lose, just shove it to their faces. Blonde or not. ✨
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#JordanAndDibald #BarbieStyle #MakeAmericaPinkAgain
Hi Ken ! Wanna go for a ride ? 👱🏼‍♀️ Meet me in my all American look to blend in the crowd. First time on the East coast beaches, and I can tell you how being in the real America feels like. Because, you know, New-York isn’t really America (or is it ? I’m bad at geography). 🤷🏻‍♂️ Nothing’s better than a bright outfit to match with the summer sun. As I was more than excited to channel my craziest outfits in New-York (hellooo fashion capital), trying to look edgy elsewhere turned out to be less successful. Among the real American crowd full of Burger Kings and Republican Queens, you could feel judgment swing in the air. Hello critical looks, bye bye style. Too bad since I thought my pop-corn necklace would cheer them up. Life in plastic isn’t that fantastic after all. Yet, my inner-Barbie instinct got me thinking : what’s bothering them so much ? Could my pink pants put them in a dark mood ? Impossible. 🙅🏻‍♂️ In today’s society in which every social issue has an hashtag, how come a color provoke such infatuation. Is it that big of a deal for a man to wear pink when sexual harrassment stories pop-up from everywhere like pop-corn ? Don’t think so. The Bible may have imposed its standards but never said anything about colors. So next time you feel the need to criticize my tastes, open your Bible first please. Then we can talk (or not since I never read it). We tell women they can wear blue, why can’t men wear pink ? 🙍🏻‍♂️ The sad thing is, even if you forget it people will always remind you your difference. So to give them no time to lose, just shove it to their faces. Blonde or not. ✨ . . . . . #JordanAndDibald  #BarbieStyle  #MakeAmericaPinkAgain 
Time just stopped for a second! ⏳
Dibald' gently agreed to share his destination with you through a hot selfie of his. Look how he stands out over the crowd full of admiring tourists and wild sunny taxis. But doesn't this humongous advertising land miss something? Obviously, a billboard with Dibald'! To make this happen, please subscribe in the crowdfunding website (link on demand) and give as much as you have. So dreams can be realized and hearts be filled. 💫
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#JordanAndDibald #DibaldsChronicles #NYC
Time just stopped for a second! ⏳ Dibald' gently agreed to share his destination with you through a hot selfie of his. Look how he stands out over the crowd full of admiring tourists and wild sunny taxis. But doesn't this humongous advertising land miss something? Obviously, a billboard with Dibald'! To make this happen, please subscribe in the crowdfunding website (link on demand) and give as much as you have. So dreams can be realized and hearts be filled. 💫 . . . . . #JordanAndDibald  #DibaldsChronicles  #NYC 
Here's some shitty news a paper could write about the President in summer: Dibald' and I went on a boat. And we loved it. ⚓️
Sailing on the quiet lake of Como turned out to be not so easy. As we got the chance to admire all those magnificent villas posing pretentiously over the shores, our captain's concentration got corrupted, so much we almost drawn (true story). Money is as bright as the sun apparently and Dibald' and I suffered the consequences. Captain, oh captain, if you read me (and I know you do), thank you. Because of you, we got the drama we've all been looking for after those long days of eating and chilling (pause, repeat). I gave sailing a try and it was really funny (for everyone but me). First times are always clumsy and driving when you're responsible of other lives is no cake (hmmm tiramisu) and even if the wooly mountains soothed my eyes, I was still concerned about those huge sharp dark pics on the horizon (twisted minds: out). Isn't this a representation of our existence? The water may be quiet here but it is surrounded with dangerous guests (except for George of course). Even worse, you could actually be the one who makes you sink (right Captain?). So even when you have everything figured out, you can't forget to look out and miss a spot. Cos' that's the easiest way to lose track and fall down the earth. 🤷🏻‍♂️
Exaggerating, me? Maybe, but I'm in Italy, and I'm on a boat, and I always dreamt to join la Comedia Dell'Arte so I'm good to go. But more important here, I didn't forget those summer clothes that allow me to sunbath. Always make sure your priorities are on point people. 👸🏻
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©: @anaisflsf 👳🏼‍♀️💕
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#JordanAndDibald #SailingLikeAPro #CaptainAnaita #DibaldMacron
Here's some shitty news a paper could write about the President in summer: Dibald' and I went on a boat. And we loved it. ⚓️ Sailing on the quiet lake of Como turned out to be not so easy. As we got the chance to admire all those magnificent villas posing pretentiously over the shores, our captain's concentration got corrupted, so much we almost drawn (true story). Money is as bright as the sun apparently and Dibald' and I suffered the consequences. Captain, oh captain, if you read me (and I know you do), thank you. Because of you, we got the drama we've all been looking for after those long days of eating and chilling (pause, repeat). I gave sailing a try and it was really funny (for everyone but me). First times are always clumsy and driving when you're responsible of other lives is no cake (hmmm tiramisu) and even if the wooly mountains soothed my eyes, I was still concerned about those huge sharp dark pics on the horizon (twisted minds: out). Isn't this a representation of our existence? The water may be quiet here but it is surrounded with dangerous guests (except for George of course). Even worse, you could actually be the one who makes you sink (right Captain?). So even when you have everything figured out, you can't forget to look out and miss a spot. Cos' that's the easiest way to lose track and fall down the earth. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Exaggerating, me? Maybe, but I'm in Italy, and I'm on a boat, and I always dreamt to join la Comedia Dell'Arte so I'm good to go. But more important here, I didn't forget those summer clothes that allow me to sunbath. Always make sure your priorities are on point people. 👸🏻 . . ©: @anaisflsf 👳🏼‍♀️💕 . . . #JordanAndDibald  #SailingLikeAPro  #CaptainAnaita  #DibaldMacron 
Como - August 2018 ⛰
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If you're always looking for life-challenging experiences, then write down Como in your to-do list immediately. Now. 
Since Italy is famous for its delicious cuisine and sweet weather, you all must think visiting the boot-shaped country should be as easy and comforting as eating pasta alla norma (my favorite). As Napoli, Roma and Firenze always disputed the title of Miss Italy (without forgetting the sinking Venezia), no one seized the wonders of Como and its big fat lake. No one, except George Clooney who had a big fat villa built over the lake. Hot and tasty it is, just like my coffee. ☕️
Besides George, Como will offer you the drama needed to survive the eternal possible boredom of too much vacation (poor me). But before going there, one question still remains: can you drive? Okay, but can you REALLY drive? I'm not questioning your driving abilities nor my friends' (oops) but you're going to need a big fat pair of cojones to visit the place and its surrenders by car. Long looooong valleys and wild Italian drivers will test your patience. To survive the journey, no diplomacy needed please. Yes driving will be hard but the lake can be so tender with you, considering what you're doing in it. Don't underestimate the quiet water while in kayak, just sayin'. And if you have plans in mind, don't treat the nasty weather like your former hookup, i.e. forget it. Because the clouds like to play with you here and they always win. So don't you dare forget about them or you'll get wet (and not in the good way). 🤷🏻‍♂️
In the end, all those shits happening made it much sunnier than it could actually be. In life, they say the sun comes always after the storm... I'm still waiting for it but I keep hope for the trattoria on our way. And in the meantime, there's still George. What else? 🤵🏻
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#JordanAndDibald #Como #TravellingPost #DibaldClooney
Como - August 2018 ⛰ . If you're always looking for life-challenging experiences, then write down Como in your to-do list immediately. Now. Since Italy is famous for its delicious cuisine and sweet weather, you all must think visiting the boot-shaped country should be as easy and comforting as eating pasta alla norma (my favorite). As Napoli, Roma and Firenze always disputed the title of Miss Italy (without forgetting the sinking Venezia), no one seized the wonders of Como and its big fat lake. No one, except George Clooney who had a big fat villa built over the lake. Hot and tasty it is, just like my coffee. ☕️ Besides George, Como will offer you the drama needed to survive the eternal possible boredom of too much vacation (poor me). But before going there, one question still remains: can you drive? Okay, but can you REALLY drive? I'm not questioning your driving abilities nor my friends' (oops) but you're going to need a big fat pair of cojones to visit the place and its surrenders by car. Long looooong valleys and wild Italian drivers will test your patience. To survive the journey, no diplomacy needed please. Yes driving will be hard but the lake can be so tender with you, considering what you're doing in it. Don't underestimate the quiet water while in kayak, just sayin'. And if you have plans in mind, don't treat the nasty weather like your former hookup, i.e. forget it. Because the clouds like to play with you here and they always win. So don't you dare forget about them or you'll get wet (and not in the good way). 🤷🏻‍♂️ In the end, all those shits happening made it much sunnier than it could actually be. In life, they say the sun comes always after the storm... I'm still waiting for it but I keep hope for the trattoria on our way. And in the meantime, there's still George. What else? 🤵🏻 . . . . . #JordanAndDibald  #Como  #TravellingPost  #DibaldClooney 
When your friend tells you she created her own fashion brand, attention must be paid. ⛔️
Thus, our love for clothes drawn us to the Longines Paris Eiffel Jumping where Mahé (the business bitch) and Edouard (the crazy creative) set foot. Dibald’ may always be naked, but his closet is bigger than mine. So when Mahé announced the creation of ELMC Equestrian, a brand made for horse aficionado: we rushed. Their clothes are as elegant and beautiful as a horse can be. Although I’m not fond of this animal (had a bad experience with them 16 years from now 👦🏻), Dibald’ loves riding them (or everyone basically 🤷🏻‍♂️). Don’t worry, no need to be a professional horse rider to buy their exquisite clothes, because they’ll soon release a ready-to-wear collection for men and women (no sexism here). And look, Edouardo loved Dibald’ so much he gave him a little ribbon. Couldn’t he be any cuter ? 💕
For those seduced by their apparel, this exhibition happened two weeks ago (oopsy late again), but don’t hesitate to check out where and when Mahé and Edouard will show up the next time on their page @elmcequestrian ! So you can go and pretend to be a jockey too. Since we’re all always busy pretending to be intelligent or too busy (LOL), that’s one in a lifetime experience isn’t it? 🙊
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But one question still remain: when will you create clothes for Dibald'? 🙀
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#JordanAndDibald #ThePretender #DibaldAintScared #FreeClothesPlease #ELMCEquestrian
When your friend tells you she created her own fashion brand, attention must be paid. ⛔️ Thus, our love for clothes drawn us to the Longines Paris Eiffel Jumping where Mahé (the business bitch) and Edouard (the crazy creative) set foot. Dibald’ may always be naked, but his closet is bigger than mine. So when Mahé announced the creation of ELMC Equestrian, a brand made for horse aficionado: we rushed. Their clothes are as elegant and beautiful as a horse can be. Although I’m not fond of this animal (had a bad experience with them 16 years from now 👦🏻), Dibald’ loves riding them (or everyone basically 🤷🏻‍♂️). Don’t worry, no need to be a professional horse rider to buy their exquisite clothes, because they’ll soon release a ready-to-wear collection for men and women (no sexism here). And look, Edouardo loved Dibald’ so much he gave him a little ribbon. Couldn’t he be any cuter ? 💕 For those seduced by their apparel, this exhibition happened two weeks ago (oopsy late again), but don’t hesitate to check out where and when Mahé and Edouard will show up the next time on their page @elmcequestrian ! So you can go and pretend to be a jockey too. Since we’re all always busy pretending to be intelligent or too busy (LOL), that’s one in a lifetime experience isn’t it? 🙊 . But one question still remain: when will you create clothes for Dibald'? 🙀 . . . . . #JordanAndDibald  #ThePretender  #DibaldAintScared  #FreeClothesPlease  #ELMCEquestrian 
Summer just began, and I know how thirsty you must feel in this sweltering heat. Even if it might only last two weeks and a half in Paris, summer not only rhymes with sweat and long lines at Starbucks, but also with gay prides all over the world. That’s right people, how could you have not seen it? It’s Pride Month everywhere! Bring the rainbow in the air! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
Don’t forget to keep yourself hydrated to survive the thrill and excitement of this day. A day that not only represents fun and joy (and a huge organization) but also the quest of egality and respect of the LGBTI community (what?! They added à letter :o). Just like some nations don’t have access to water, some people (a lot actually) don't have the same rights as everyone. Gay Pride is not about claiming our difference, but to remind you the existence of a whole community with the same needs and desires in life without the same easiness or possibility to complete them. So go have fun and support the LGBTI community during the Gay Pride of your city (you won’t regret it) 🕺🏻💃🏻 Live it and drink it! because we all enjoy a tall glass of water from time to time… 😉 💦
Thirsty for love, thirsty for life @evianwater 💙
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#JordanAndDibald #LiveProud #Pride2018
Summer just began, and I know how thirsty you must feel in this sweltering heat. Even if it might only last two weeks and a half in Paris, summer not only rhymes with sweat and long lines at Starbucks, but also with gay prides all over the world. That’s right people, how could you have not seen it? It’s Pride Month everywhere! Bring the rainbow in the air! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 Don’t forget to keep yourself hydrated to survive the thrill and excitement of this day. A day that not only represents fun and joy (and a huge organization) but also the quest of egality and respect of the LGBTI community (what?! They added à letter :o). Just like some nations don’t have access to water, some people (a lot actually) don't have the same rights as everyone. Gay Pride is not about claiming our difference, but to remind you the existence of a whole community with the same needs and desires in life without the same easiness or possibility to complete them. So go have fun and support the LGBTI community during the Gay Pride of your city (you won’t regret it) 🕺🏻💃🏻 Live it and drink it! because we all enjoy a tall glass of water from time to time… 😉 💦 Thirsty for love, thirsty for life @evianwater 💙 . . . . . #JordanAndDibald  #LiveProud  #Pride2018 
⚡️Time for the big reveal ⚡️
Back on track with one of the girliest cartoon ever made. Three California girls wearing lycra tracksuits to defeat evil minds, listening to the orders of Jerry the gentleman from his skyscraper. Totally cool ☑️
Clover, Sam and Alex proved everyone wrong. Sure, Wonderwoman already made clear that the superhero position isn’t only made for strong men, but The Totally Spies stepped up the game. Their fancy weapons and cute looks showed power has nothing to do with appearance. You thought superheroes lift rocks to work out? WROOONG, the work out routine of the Totally Spies is composed of rollerblading in Santa Monica, Thai massages and weekly visits to the hairdresser. Nothing’s better than a sleek body to sweeten the baddest jerks, riiight. You can’t fight crime if you ain’t cute, can you? 💁🏼
But recently, the show I always cherished got corrupted by an astonishing article, which revealed the dark side of the program. Underneath Sam’s smart ass and Clover’s sexy look (who cares about Alex) relies the promotion of a sexual fetichism in EVERY episode. Really? Chocked you must be, as much as I was when I heard the news (otherwise, you’re not human). Bad journalism or reality? One will never know since the Totally Spies all retired by now and can’t be reach 😿. In my attempt to find their zip code, I wondered: is it what made the show so successful? Sex sells, but even for kids? Well, look at today kids’ idols, and you’ve got your response 🤷🏻‍♂️
Anyway, this article actually made me love the show even more. Only the eye of an adult could grab this sexual aspect, which means the journalist watched it again and again. And god knows only the best cartoons can be appreciated older, so keep up the good work Spies! And please, don’t go sexless… 🔥🔥🔥
Nothing to say Jerry? 😼
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#JordanAndDibald #TotallyUnexpected #DontGetTooExcited #ChildhoodRuined #SexiestSuperHeroesEver
⚡️Time for the big reveal ⚡️ Back on track with one of the girliest cartoon ever made. Three California girls wearing lycra tracksuits to defeat evil minds, listening to the orders of Jerry the gentleman from his skyscraper. Totally cool ☑️ Clover, Sam and Alex proved everyone wrong. Sure, Wonderwoman already made clear that the superhero position isn’t only made for strong men, but The Totally Spies stepped up the game. Their fancy weapons and cute looks showed power has nothing to do with appearance. You thought superheroes lift rocks to work out? WROOONG, the work out routine of the Totally Spies is composed of rollerblading in Santa Monica, Thai massages and weekly visits to the hairdresser. Nothing’s better than a sleek body to sweeten the baddest jerks, riiight. You can’t fight crime if you ain’t cute, can you? 💁🏼 But recently, the show I always cherished got corrupted by an astonishing article, which revealed the dark side of the program. Underneath Sam’s smart ass and Clover’s sexy look (who cares about Alex) relies the promotion of a sexual fetichism in EVERY episode. Really? Chocked you must be, as much as I was when I heard the news (otherwise, you’re not human). Bad journalism or reality? One will never know since the Totally Spies all retired by now and can’t be reach 😿. In my attempt to find their zip code, I wondered: is it what made the show so successful? Sex sells, but even for kids? Well, look at today kids’ idols, and you’ve got your response 🤷🏻‍♂️ Anyway, this article actually made me love the show even more. Only the eye of an adult could grab this sexual aspect, which means the journalist watched it again and again. And god knows only the best cartoons can be appreciated older, so keep up the good work Spies! And please, don’t go sexless… 🔥🔥🔥 Nothing to say Jerry? 😼 . . . . . #JordanAndDibald  #TotallyUnexpected  #DontGetTooExcited  #ChildhoodRuined  #SexiestSuperHeroesEver 
Haven’t you heard? Logos are making a splash. You can spot them everywhere: Gucci t-shirt, LV belts, double C shoes, Balenciaga caps, so many names to remember. And god knows you can’t lose track, otherwise you’ll just be a unbranded loser. Remember when brands were mandatory to exist back in high school? Well, look around you, because it seems that high school is still not over yet… 🤦🏻‍♂️
Why such a haze around logos? Are all those people buying extremely expensive apparel and accessories with simply a brand written on it afraid of forgetting what they just bought? Or are they just so proud they shove it to your face? Because we all know that wearing a name on you means you have the same talent than the guy (it’s just an illusiiiiion). Luxury and fashion in general have a true gift: treating customers like shit. Sorry but it’s true, the Gucci t-shirt I see on every corner of Paris doesn’t worth 800 bucks. And even if it does, that just means you’re stupid enough to put that much money in such shallow clothes, in other words, a real fashion-victim. If you’re so proud of wearing a name, why not wearing yours? 🤴🏻
Too bad the T is hidden by my muscular wrist, but I hope you guessed Tom Ford is written on my lovely t-shirt. Am I a victim too? Sure, a Cartoon Network one, and that’s way funnier (and cheaper) than being a fashion-victim. Because while you’re proud of wearing Balenciaga on your head, Cristobal doesn’t even know you exist (even if he was alive) 🙊
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©: @inesmssl 📷♥️
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#JordanAndDibald #WearMyName #CartoonNetworkAddict
Haven’t you heard? Logos are making a splash. You can spot them everywhere: Gucci t-shirt, LV belts, double C shoes, Balenciaga caps, so many names to remember. And god knows you can’t lose track, otherwise you’ll just be a unbranded loser. Remember when brands were mandatory to exist back in high school? Well, look around you, because it seems that high school is still not over yet… 🤦🏻‍♂️ Why such a haze around logos? Are all those people buying extremely expensive apparel and accessories with simply a brand written on it afraid of forgetting what they just bought? Or are they just so proud they shove it to your face? Because we all know that wearing a name on you means you have the same talent than the guy (it’s just an illusiiiiion). Luxury and fashion in general have a true gift: treating customers like shit. Sorry but it’s true, the Gucci t-shirt I see on every corner of Paris doesn’t worth 800 bucks. And even if it does, that just means you’re stupid enough to put that much money in such shallow clothes, in other words, a real fashion-victim. If you’re so proud of wearing a name, why not wearing yours? 🤴🏻 Too bad the T is hidden by my muscular wrist, but I hope you guessed Tom Ford is written on my lovely t-shirt. Am I a victim too? Sure, a Cartoon Network one, and that’s way funnier (and cheaper) than being a fashion-victim. Because while you’re proud of wearing Balenciaga on your head, Cristobal doesn’t even know you exist (even if he was alive) 🙊 . . ©: @inesmssl 📷♥️ . . #JordanAndDibald  #WearMyName  #CartoonNetworkAddict 
Pinky sky for a sweet state of mind 💞
The living proof that pink isn't only for girls 💁🏻‍♂️
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#JordanAndDibald #PinkyWinky #GenderlessSky
Every outfit has a little story, but not only… my body too 🎋
You’ve seen them too, right? All those bodies showed off to get tons of likes and fans look so generic now. Almost everyone does it, as if this is the only way to attract people. They don’t mind looking naked here but don’t you dare look at them on the beach (fake prude alert) 🚨
As I strolled down my feed and saw all those people just channelling a towel or a blanket, I wondered: does Instagram stand in another dimension where all our beliefs are flushed down the toilets? You know, kinda like airports where eating junk food in your jogging at 6am is considered appropriate (and freakin’ good) but unthinkable in everyday life. So why such nudity? Has everyone become nudist during the last solar eclipse or am I paranoid? If so, are they looking for more than the eternal virtual validation, like getting into the porn industry or something? 🤔
I thought Instagram was a platform to share your ideas and inspirations, not your sexual organ. Unless it’s your job, then RESPECT. So please, next time you feel the need to send nudes, just switch to Tinder or Grindr. And to all who get these lovely undesired intimate pictures, swipe left like my gal @swipegauche 💕
In the end, I may be the narrow-minded guy here. Maybe my neighbours would like me more if they saw more of me… (don’t think so after those 4 packs of Haagen Dahz 🍦). But if you like this picture, you might see more than my right shoulder (just sayin’) 🌚
Less is more has never been so true.. 🐷
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#JordanAndDibald #TheNakedTruth #NothingToWear #MoreDibaldPlease #ThrowbackThursday
Every outfit has a little story, but not only… my body too 🎋 You’ve seen them too, right? All those bodies showed off to get tons of likes and fans look so generic now. Almost everyone does it, as if this is the only way to attract people. They don’t mind looking naked here but don’t you dare look at them on the beach (fake prude alert) 🚨 As I strolled down my feed and saw all those people just channelling a towel or a blanket, I wondered: does Instagram stand in another dimension where all our beliefs are flushed down the toilets? You know, kinda like airports where eating junk food in your jogging at 6am is considered appropriate (and freakin’ good) but unthinkable in everyday life. So why such nudity? Has everyone become nudist during the last solar eclipse or am I paranoid? If so, are they looking for more than the eternal virtual validation, like getting into the porn industry or something? 🤔 I thought Instagram was a platform to share your ideas and inspirations, not your sexual organ. Unless it’s your job, then RESPECT. So please, next time you feel the need to send nudes, just switch to Tinder or Grindr. And to all who get these lovely undesired intimate pictures, swipe left like my gal @swipegauche 💕 In the end, I may be the narrow-minded guy here. Maybe my neighbours would like me more if they saw more of me… (don’t think so after those 4 packs of Haagen Dahz 🍦). But if you like this picture, you might see more than my right shoulder (just sayin’) 🌚 Less is more has never been so true.. 🐷 . . . . . #JordanAndDibald  #TheNakedTruth  #NothingToWear  #MoreDibaldPlease  #ThrowbackThursday 
Last minutes retouch before the grand opening.... AND ACTION! 🎬
First modeling contract for Big D' and not the least. Isn't he adorable in this lovely white t-shirt BTB, you'd swear he's born with it. Come and visit @les_vilains_parisiens at their Pop Up Store Collectif Parisien in Le Marais before Dibald' steals it all... you won't be disappointed: either by the cool attitude of Estelle (here taking care of Dibald's big brother 💕) or by their clothes. 
Can't wait to see their collection pop! 🎊
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FYI: Dibald' will be at the Pop Up Store to sign his latest book "How to become a star like me" on their last day, June 10th 📚
Be there or be Square ☠️
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#JordanAndDibald #AmericaNextTopModel #LesVilainsParisiens #CollectifParisien #BrandNew
Last minutes retouch before the grand opening.... AND ACTION! 🎬 First modeling contract for Big D' and not the least. Isn't he adorable in this lovely white t-shirt BTB, you'd swear he's born with it. Come and visit @les_vilains_parisiens at their Pop Up Store Collectif Parisien in Le Marais before Dibald' steals it all... you won't be disappointed: either by the cool attitude of Estelle (here taking care of Dibald's big brother 💕) or by their clothes. Can't wait to see their collection pop! 🎊 . FYI: Dibald' will be at the Pop Up Store to sign his latest book "How to become a star like me" on their last day, June 10th 📚 Be there or be Square ☠️ . . . . . #JordanAndDibald  #AmericaNextTopModel  #LesVilainsParisiens  #CollectifParisien  #BrandNew 
What?! Again? How old can he be? 😮 
I know… you know, we aaaaall know my love for childish stuff. When Mickey or Bugs Bunny isn't  in the picture, my pal Teddy comes along. And trying to act as cool as him isn’t easy at all 😎
Any time I find clothes with kitty paws prints or a cartoon icon on it, I just can’t help it, I HAVE TO BUY IT. Some people think it’s cute, others find it juvenile. These haters are the kind of people that feel the absolute need to talk about politics at parties (luv u, ur the best). But coming to the point where I’m the only one wearing such clothes during those soirées, it suddenly dawned on me: is it this hard for me to grow up? It is known that we all hold onto something that reminds us of our innocent-self, but is my closet full of them too much? Should I get rid of my lovely clothes and finally get involved in political debates, dumping Mickey Magazine for Times Magashit? Hell no just kidding you fell for it idiot 🤡
But back to the reminescence. Lately, I shared a picture of 10 year old-me and complained about how nice it was back then. That was before I found on Instagram a corny quote stating “Don’t grow up it’s a trap”. Really? Why? 🤔. I also love that time when my only problem was to decide between Lipton Iced Tea or Lipton Iced Tea Tonic, but now, I get to pick my drink and… pay for it (what a wonderful world). More seriously, growing up means you’re in charge of your life and make choices for yourself. Sure, jury duty or paying taxes suck (if so, just go to Dubai like my dear friend Pingu ♥️), but knowing you can do whatever you want, wear the clothes YOU picked and come back home waisted at any hour tastes even better than Iced Tea. Can’t you smell the joy of independence in the air? 🕺🏻
So don’t be afraid of growing up. Sure that brings many responsabilities but it’s worth the effort. But please, don’t grow old. Aging doesn’t mean you should start becoming boring, bitter and pretentious. That’s what my childish clothes are here for, to remind us not to take ourselves too seriously. Oops, it’s time for me to watch my cartoons gotta go 👦🏻⏰
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#JordanAndDibald #24YearsYoung  #TeddyIsTooCoolForYou
What?! Again? How old can he be? 😮 I know… you know, we aaaaall know my love for childish stuff. When Mickey or Bugs Bunny isn't in the picture, my pal Teddy comes along. And trying to act as cool as him isn’t easy at all 😎 Any time I find clothes with kitty paws prints or a cartoon icon on it, I just can’t help it, I HAVE TO BUY IT. Some people think it’s cute, others find it juvenile. These haters are the kind of people that feel the absolute need to talk about politics at parties (luv u, ur the best). But coming to the point where I’m the only one wearing such clothes during those soirées, it suddenly dawned on me: is it this hard for me to grow up? It is known that we all hold onto something that reminds us of our innocent-self, but is my closet full of them too much? Should I get rid of my lovely clothes and finally get involved in political debates, dumping Mickey Magazine for Times Magashit? Hell no just kidding you fell for it idiot 🤡 But back to the reminescence. Lately, I shared a picture of 10 year old-me and complained about how nice it was back then. That was before I found on Instagram a corny quote stating “Don’t grow up it’s a trap”. Really? Why? 🤔. I also love that time when my only problem was to decide between Lipton Iced Tea or Lipton Iced Tea Tonic, but now, I get to pick my drink and… pay for it (what a wonderful world). More seriously, growing up means you’re in charge of your life and make choices for yourself. Sure, jury duty or paying taxes suck (if so, just go to Dubai like my dear friend Pingu ♥️), but knowing you can do whatever you want, wear the clothes YOU picked and come back home waisted at any hour tastes even better than Iced Tea. Can’t you smell the joy of independence in the air? 🕺🏻 So don’t be afraid of growing up. Sure that brings many responsabilities but it’s worth the effort. But please, don’t grow old. Aging doesn’t mean you should start becoming boring, bitter and pretentious. That’s what my childish clothes are here for, to remind us not to take ourselves too seriously. Oops, it’s time for me to watch my cartoons gotta go 👦🏻⏰ . . ©: @jackatkins_uk 📷 . . . #JordanAndDibald  #24YearsYoung  #TeddyIsTooCoolForYou 
Looking at pictures has never been so painful… one of the pleasures of coming back home is to see all the family souvenirs. All those trips taken, those celebrations, the gifts… it’s hard not to get emotional for one minute, but hey, now is time to create new ones. But please future Jordan, turn off the flash 📷
Honestly, my nostalgia isn’t that innocent. As I faced my past in our memory box, I came face to face with my present face in the mirror and almost cried (drama kween). See, looking at old pictures makes you realize how much you’ve changed. Not morally (who cares, we all played pokemon) but physically. The time of shiny hair, glowing skin and carefreeness seems far far away, almost in the never-never land. As if this weren’t enough sad, I found some pictures of me in my teenage years (youhouuu). Hello braces and spots! Anyone could have recognized me from an helicopter, but I seem happy in those pictures so no harm done! 🕺🏻
Am I the only one thinking that I only had the chance to experience beauty until the age of 11? Afterwards, it just seems like a slow and steady long fall… In life, they say ugly people are always funny because that’s the only thing they can hold on to (hello cliché). Since my physical change made a change in my character (obviously), had I really become a nicer person or just uglier (please don’t answer that)? And what about those people who’ve always been beautiful (I’m talking no braces, acne-free, fit and great hair), are they really boring bitches? 😶
In the end, feel thankful for those braces, spots and weird haircuts. Just like some events can change the curse of your life and your personal beliefs, those unusual yet common accessories may have spared you from being a total douche. Or maybe not... 🤷🏻‍♂️
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NB: just in case you wouldn't recognize me, I identified myself 💁🏻‍♂️
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#JordanAndDibald #YoungAndInnocent #OldAndUgly #LongHairDontCare #PanteneProVShampoo
Looking at pictures has never been so painful… one of the pleasures of coming back home is to see all the family souvenirs. All those trips taken, those celebrations, the gifts… it’s hard not to get emotional for one minute, but hey, now is time to create new ones. But please future Jordan, turn off the flash 📷 Honestly, my nostalgia isn’t that innocent. As I faced my past in our memory box, I came face to face with my present face in the mirror and almost cried (drama kween). See, looking at old pictures makes you realize how much you’ve changed. Not morally (who cares, we all played pokemon) but physically. The time of shiny hair, glowing skin and carefreeness seems far far away, almost in the never-never land. As if this weren’t enough sad, I found some pictures of me in my teenage years (youhouuu). Hello braces and spots! Anyone could have recognized me from an helicopter, but I seem happy in those pictures so no harm done! 🕺🏻 Am I the only one thinking that I only had the chance to experience beauty until the age of 11? Afterwards, it just seems like a slow and steady long fall… In life, they say ugly people are always funny because that’s the only thing they can hold on to (hello cliché). Since my physical change made a change in my character (obviously), had I really become a nicer person or just uglier (please don’t answer that)? And what about those people who’ve always been beautiful (I’m talking no braces, acne-free, fit and great hair), are they really boring bitches? 😶 In the end, feel thankful for those braces, spots and weird haircuts. Just like some events can change the curse of your life and your personal beliefs, those unusual yet common accessories may have spared you from being a total douche. Or maybe not... 🤷🏻‍♂️ . . NB: just in case you wouldn't recognize me, I identified myself 💁🏻‍♂️ . . . #JordanAndDibald  #YoungAndInnocent  #OldAndUgly  #LongHairDontCare  #PanteneProVShampoo 
WE ARE FAMILY 🎶
Seems like I'm not the only one spending some family time in Paris. Aren't they too cute to be true? 😍
Baby D' and Big D' are more than happy to welcome back Dibald' in town. And even after all the horrible things he's done... (secrets of state) 🤐
Wherever you are and whatever you wear, family is always the people you come home to, so cherish them as much as you can and don't forget to ask them for money 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦
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#JordanAndDibald #TheDibalds #FamilyAffairs #MoneyAndLove #GottaLoveThemAll #Threesome
WE ARE FAMILY 🎶 Seems like I'm not the only one spending some family time in Paris. Aren't they too cute to be true? 😍 Baby D' and Big D' are more than happy to welcome back Dibald' in town. And even after all the horrible things he's done... (secrets of state) 🤐 Wherever you are and whatever you wear, family is always the people you come home to, so cherish them as much as you can and don't forget to ask them for money 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 . . . . . #JordanAndDibald  #TheDibalds  #FamilyAffairs  #MoneyAndLove  #GottaLoveThemAll  #Threesome 
Am I the only one seeing Louis Vuitton bags everywhere? 🤔
Living in Spain for a while, I thought I would get away from all the brand mania we undergo in Paris. I guess I’m a little naive sometimes… but if you ever go to Madrid, walk around the Puerta Del Sol and all you will see is racks of fake bags sold for nothing. Forget about the monuments, people go there to buy the bag they dreamt about their whole life. 👜
Fake or not, how much are we willing to pay for carrying something that actually means nothing? Sure I would love to own a nice bag (@loewe please 🙏🏻), but having one everyone has, yuuuck 🤢. And they’re so reproducted it’s almost impossible to recognize a real one. All this fakeness around me got me thinking: do people fake more than their apparel? Forget about the contouring and wig trends brought by the Kardashians, but think about relationships. As we wear brands we want to be part of, how many among us are friends with people just for their popularity or money? In other words, a cast you’d wish to be in. 🤑
As today’s youth know the Vuitton monogram better than their maths formula, is it time for a change? To bring back the genuine and forget Supreme? That counterfeit Chanel Boyfriend bag may look like it’s real but deep down you know it’s bullshit, just like your pseudo perfect relationship you show off on social media… 👎🏻
If you don’t have it, don’t fake it, that only works on instagram… 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Gracias @daruru for lending me your very cute Vuitton backpack 😘 and if you can guess whether it’s true or not, she’ll give it to you 🎁
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#JordanAndDibald #DibaldVuitton #DibaldAintFake
Am I the only one seeing Louis Vuitton bags everywhere? 🤔 Living in Spain for a while, I thought I would get away from all the brand mania we undergo in Paris. I guess I’m a little naive sometimes… but if you ever go to Madrid, walk around the Puerta Del Sol and all you will see is racks of fake bags sold for nothing. Forget about the monuments, people go there to buy the bag they dreamt about their whole life. 👜 Fake or not, how much are we willing to pay for carrying something that actually means nothing? Sure I would love to own a nice bag (@loewe please 🙏🏻), but having one everyone has, yuuuck 🤢. And they’re so reproducted it’s almost impossible to recognize a real one. All this fakeness around me got me thinking: do people fake more than their apparel? Forget about the contouring and wig trends brought by the Kardashians, but think about relationships. As we wear brands we want to be part of, how many among us are friends with people just for their popularity or money? In other words, a cast you’d wish to be in. 🤑 As today’s youth know the Vuitton monogram better than their maths formula, is it time for a change? To bring back the genuine and forget Supreme? That counterfeit Chanel Boyfriend bag may look like it’s real but deep down you know it’s bullshit, just like your pseudo perfect relationship you show off on social media… 👎🏻 If you don’t have it, don’t fake it, that only works on instagram… 🤷🏻‍♂️ . Gracias @daruru for lending me your very cute Vuitton backpack 😘 and if you can guess whether it’s true or not, she’ll give it to you 🎁 . . ©: @katiahddad 📸💕 . . . #JordanAndDibald  #DibaldVuitton  #DibaldAintFake 
Another reason to go to Shanghai: meet the prettiest kitty of the world 😍
I bumped into it in the street and couldn't feel happier... Let's hope it didn't end up in one of my numerous street-food dish 🙀
Those noodles were too good to be true... 🤔
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#JordanAndDibald #HelloKitty #Meow #StreetFoodAddiction
Another reason to go to Shanghai: meet the prettiest kitty of the world 😍 I bumped into it in the street and couldn't feel happier... Let's hope it didn't end up in one of my numerous street-food dish 🙀 Those noodles were too good to be true... 🤔 . . . . . #JordanAndDibald  #HelloKitty  #Meow  #StreetFoodAddiction 
Fall Winter 16/17 – Shanghai 🐉
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Living in the land of communism and maoism appeared to be funnier than expected. I found myself deflowered on so many levels: first time working abroad, first time sharing a flat with strangers and first time in Asia. How could you not read the following paragraphs after all those novelties (please read). 🙏🏻
After a 24 hour travel, I finally arrived in Shanghai where I didn’t know anyone and had no place to live. Luckily for me, my dad came to help me look for a flat and to help me carry my 5 suitcases (couldn’t leave my clothes alone at home). At the beginning, I really doubted about my ability to stay there for months: Shanghai is a big town full of smell and humidity where crossing the street is a life challenging moment (literally). The typhoon on our first day (welcome to Asia!) tried to get rid of Dibald’, but the free drinks in almost every bar and night club of the city held him tight. Yes, you read right, free drinks… but not for everyone. The color of your skin serves as a currency in Shanghai’s nightlife, where it is commonly found “hip and trendy” for a bar to have caucasian people in. Something unusual that your liver won’t thank you for… (hello fake alcohol) And it doesn’t stop there. Walk into a restaurant and you’ll hear “you’re beautiful” which is cute at first, but comes out akward the other times. Try it seriously (if nothing happens, sorry you’re just ugly 🤷🏻‍♂️). I’m pretty sure a woman proposed to me one day at a train station (was she blind?) I understand that Christy Turlington or Monica Bellucci are to die for, but it’s not a reason to put all the other beige people on the same level (I feel like a big racist when writing white). Besides, Asian features are so nice, they shouldn’t feel less valuable because they don’t have our owl eyes 🦉. Look closer Asia, you’re handsome! (hmm hand me those dumplings). 😋 
To say those buildings were only built years ago… Rome wasn’t build in a day, but Shanghai didn’t need centuries to sprout. If you ever have the chance to go there, don’t think, just go. And if someone gives you a cocktail for free, don’t think twice, just drink it! 🥂
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#JordanAndDibald
Fall Winter 16/17 – Shanghai 🐉 . Living in the land of communism and maoism appeared to be funnier than expected. I found myself deflowered on so many levels: first time working abroad, first time sharing a flat with strangers and first time in Asia. How could you not read the following paragraphs after all those novelties (please read). 🙏🏻 After a 24 hour travel, I finally arrived in Shanghai where I didn’t know anyone and had no place to live. Luckily for me, my dad came to help me look for a flat and to help me carry my 5 suitcases (couldn’t leave my clothes alone at home). At the beginning, I really doubted about my ability to stay there for months: Shanghai is a big town full of smell and humidity where crossing the street is a life challenging moment (literally). The typhoon on our first day (welcome to Asia!) tried to get rid of Dibald’, but the free drinks in almost every bar and night club of the city held him tight. Yes, you read right, free drinks… but not for everyone. The color of your skin serves as a currency in Shanghai’s nightlife, where it is commonly found “hip and trendy” for a bar to have caucasian people in. Something unusual that your liver won’t thank you for… (hello fake alcohol) And it doesn’t stop there. Walk into a restaurant and you’ll hear “you’re beautiful” which is cute at first, but comes out akward the other times. Try it seriously (if nothing happens, sorry you’re just ugly 🤷🏻‍♂️). I’m pretty sure a woman proposed to me one day at a train station (was she blind?) I understand that Christy Turlington or Monica Bellucci are to die for, but it’s not a reason to put all the other beige people on the same level (I feel like a big racist when writing white). Besides, Asian features are so nice, they shouldn’t feel less valuable because they don’t have our owl eyes 🦉. Look closer Asia, you’re handsome! (hmm hand me those dumplings). 😋 To say those buildings were only built years ago… Rome wasn’t build in a day, but Shanghai didn’t need centuries to sprout. If you ever have the chance to go there, don’t think, just go. And if someone gives you a cocktail for free, don’t think twice, just drink it! 🥂 . . . . #JordanAndDibald 
Looking as sharp as a shark! 🦈
On top of the stairs, Jack made me feel like Queen Elizabeth II: important, but useless… 😏
Am I the only one believing that? Don’t get me wrong, Queen E looks lovely with her diamond tiara, but isn’t it a little bit old-fashioned, having a kingdom rule a country? Oops, let’s not forget about Canada, India and Australia who must feel so bonded to her (they’re so far away who cares). But why do Britons love her so much? Is it for her sense of style or do they simply need someone to look up to? And what about this obsession for the Royal Family: their marriage, outfits and children are put under the spotlight and admired for no apparent reason. Hell, even baby Charlotte has more magazine covers than Dibald’. 👧🏼
Centuries ago, civilisations fought to destroy this system, but now, it seems people demand it more than anything. Queen E, Queen B, the Kardashian,(the Real Royal Family), they rule the world, and they’re admired while walking on red carpets with gold and couture gowns. Funny how the British must criticize the K klan all the time (who doesn’t), but they actually do the same thing with their Royal Family (okay no sex tape involved in their kingdom but who knows). Today, almost every girl want to look like Kim and have her big butt, but does this mean every little Bitish girl wanna look like Queen E too? I can’t really say which one makes the best role model (never had an opinion in my whole life). The US and the UK have never been so on the same level… 💏
Just like bad habits shouldn’t be kept because they’re simply habits, every tradition shouldn’t be perpetuated either. Moveover Queen E, Dibald’ is on his way to the throne (and it ain’t for pooping) 💩
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©: @jackatkins_uk 📸🇬🇧
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#JordanAndDibald #QueenD #TheKardashit
Looking as sharp as a shark! 🦈 On top of the stairs, Jack made me feel like Queen Elizabeth II: important, but useless… 😏 Am I the only one believing that? Don’t get me wrong, Queen E looks lovely with her diamond tiara, but isn’t it a little bit old-fashioned, having a kingdom rule a country? Oops, let’s not forget about Canada, India and Australia who must feel so bonded to her (they’re so far away who cares). But why do Britons love her so much? Is it for her sense of style or do they simply need someone to look up to? And what about this obsession for the Royal Family: their marriage, outfits and children are put under the spotlight and admired for no apparent reason. Hell, even baby Charlotte has more magazine covers than Dibald’. 👧🏼 Centuries ago, civilisations fought to destroy this system, but now, it seems people demand it more than anything. Queen E, Queen B, the Kardashian,(the Real Royal Family), they rule the world, and they’re admired while walking on red carpets with gold and couture gowns. Funny how the British must criticize the K klan all the time (who doesn’t), but they actually do the same thing with their Royal Family (okay no sex tape involved in their kingdom but who knows). Today, almost every girl want to look like Kim and have her big butt, but does this mean every little Bitish girl wanna look like Queen E too? I can’t really say which one makes the best role model (never had an opinion in my whole life). The US and the UK have never been so on the same level… 💏 Just like bad habits shouldn’t be kept because they’re simply habits, every tradition shouldn’t be perpetuated either. Moveover Queen E, Dibald’ is on his way to the throne (and it ain’t for pooping) 💩 . . ©: @jackatkins_uk 📸🇬🇧 . . . #JordanAndDibald  #QueenD  #TheKardashit