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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other sEYEd... My wit really does amaze me sometimes. Anyway, lovely day at the elephant sanctuary. Staring into these beautiful eyes is a real experience (they’d say the same I imagine). Photos of yours truly, being an idiot, will follow shortly. #elephant
Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other sEYEd... My wit really does amaze me sometimes. Anyway, lovely day at the elephant sanctuary. Staring into these beautiful eyes is a real experience (they’d say the same I imagine). Photos of yours truly, being an idiot, will follow shortly. #elephant 
Jk, I’m still a narcissist. Had to sit down to take stock of how amazing I am. When I stood back up, my white shorts had turned brown. Most likely the dirt, but it was awfully scary... 💩
Jk, I’m still a narcissist. Had to sit down to take stock of how amazing I am. When I stood back up, my white shorts had turned brown. Most likely the dirt, but it was awfully scary... 💩
Having fallen mildly ill with a sudden bout of self-awareness, I’ve decided too many topless shots of me in nice places have given me a rather narcissistic, big headed demeanour. Here’s an amazing picture I took in another amazing location instead - see what I did there? #wink #rainforest
Having fallen mildly ill with a sudden bout of self-awareness, I’ve decided too many topless shots of me in nice places have given me a rather narcissistic, big headed demeanour. Here’s an amazing picture I took in another amazing location instead - see what I did there? #wink  #rainforest 
Staring into wet clouds marvelling at how there is something in the world wetter than me #wetness
Staring into wet clouds marvelling at how there is something in the world wetter than me #wetness 
I was told I had the world at my feet. This brought with it a weight of expectation and led to me feeling very pressured. Consequently, I’ve taken to standing on my head, as this means that the world is at my head, and people can no longer expect me to achieve anything. Pretty smart really. Sorry about the beach spam, just wanted 3 in a row you know. Oh, that rhymes lol. #headstand
I was told I had the world at my feet. This brought with it a weight of expectation and led to me feeling very pressured. Consequently, I’ve taken to standing on my head, as this means that the world is at my head, and people can no longer expect me to achieve anything. Pretty smart really. Sorry about the beach spam, just wanted 3 in a row you know. Oh, that rhymes lol. #headstand 
Managed to capture the split second before my balls were introduced to @espositooalessio ‘s kneecap. He tore his cruciate ligament and will, unfortunately, never play chess again. #ballsofsteel
Managed to capture the split second before my balls were introduced to @espositooalessio ‘s kneecap. He tore his cruciate ligament and will, unfortunately, never play chess again. #ballsofsteel 
Having just completed 2 front flips, a backflip, and a triple pike, I thought I’d finish with a classic handstand. Shame the first three weren’t captured on camera really. Oh well. #lifesabeach #thailand
Having just completed 2 front flips, a backflip, and a triple pike, I thought I’d finish with a classic handstand. Shame the first three weren’t captured on camera really. Oh well. #lifesabeach  #thailand 
‘Don’t go chasing waterfalls’... you’ll get wet, conform to every travel stereotype, and most likely fall over and fracture your pelvis. I did 2 of these. #waterfall #cambodia
‘Don’t go chasing waterfalls’... you’ll get wet, conform to every travel stereotype, and most likely fall over and fracture your pelvis. I did 2 of these. #waterfall  #cambodia 
We are often told that we’re ‘following in someone’s footsteps’. From time to time, we walk along ‘the path most trodden’. Perhaps we are at times guilty of putting one foot in front of the other, and following leaders like sheep. To counter this problem head on (literally), and to ensure I never conform, I’ve decided to spend the rest of my life on my head. Try putting one head in front of the other and being a sheep. IT DOESN’T WORK, BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE ONE HEAD (as a general rule - apologies to those of you with two). Vietnam was fun. #joe #wisdom #jisdom
We are often told that we’re ‘following in someone’s footsteps’. From time to time, we walk along ‘the path most trodden’. Perhaps we are at times guilty of putting one foot in front of the other, and following leaders like sheep. To counter this problem head on (literally), and to ensure I never conform, I’ve decided to spend the rest of my life on my head. Try putting one head in front of the other and being a sheep. IT DOESN’T WORK, BECAUSE YOU ONLY HAVE ONE HEAD (as a general rule - apologies to those of you with two). Vietnam was fun. #joe  #wisdom  #jisdom 
I tried to catch the white fluffy cloud but I couldn’t because it was too far away #perspective #jump #vietnam
Can’t say I’m usually a fan of super dense bush, but I’ll make an exception for this wonderful rainforest. The hand signal means ‘bush’ in Vietnamese. #phongnha #vietnam #bush
Can’t say I’m usually a fan of super dense bush, but I’ll make an exception for this wonderful rainforest. The hand signal means ‘bush’ in Vietnamese. #phongnha  #vietnam  #bush 
Two lonely doggos on the beach, dreaming about whose plate they’re about to end up on. Nomnom. #haivanpass #vietnam
Two lonely doggos on the beach, dreaming about whose plate they’re about to end up on. Nomnom. #haivanpass  #vietnam 
I told the water to stop being so salty but it wouldn’t because it was the sea and the sea is salty by nature #sea #nature
I told the water to stop being so salty but it wouldn’t because it was the sea and the sea is salty by nature #sea  #nature 
I sit, perched atop a small wooden boat, gliding serenely through tranquil waters, as the gentle chorus of birds and bees washes over me. A small Vietnamese woman rows with a smile no less bright than the burning mid afternoon sun. As beads of sweat trickle down my brow, I contemplate the subtle nuances of life. With a start, I realise I have truly found myself: I’m a twat. #selfdiscovery #vietnamesejoe
I sit, perched atop a small wooden boat, gliding serenely through tranquil waters, as the gentle chorus of birds and bees washes over me. A small Vietnamese woman rows with a smile no less bright than the burning mid afternoon sun. As beads of sweat trickle down my brow, I contemplate the subtle nuances of life. With a start, I realise I have truly found myself: I’m a twat. #selfdiscovery  #vietnamesejoe 
I’m the yellow ball in the top left #hagiang #vietnam #hotdogsorlegs
The only difference between me and King Kong is that he was a fictional Gorilla, and I’m a real human. Also he was on the Empire State Building surrounded by aeroplanes, and I’m clearly not. He had a girlfriend, so was clearly more desirable than me, and was also the hero of a blockbuster movie and numerous reboots. Upon reflection, there are quite a few differences. Anyway, the far north of Vietnam is both beautiful and mystical, as are the people who call it home. #vietkong #sunset
The only difference between me and King Kong is that he was a fictional Gorilla, and I’m a real human. Also he was on the Empire State Building surrounded by aeroplanes, and I’m clearly not. He had a girlfriend, so was clearly more desirable than me, and was also the hero of a blockbuster movie and numerous reboots. Upon reflection, there are quite a few differences. Anyway, the far north of Vietnam is both beautiful and mystical, as are the people who call it home. #vietkong  #sunset 
We have 10 arms and 10 legs combined. This would be a lot on one person. Imagine! On a separate note, we started the Ha Giang Extreme Northern Loop today. Contrary to what you may believe (mum, I’m looking at you): There is no other traffic on the road; these bikes barely hit 10kmh; the cliffs are actually covered in soft, bouncy materials; and Vietnam’s far north contains the most hospitals per square foot of anywhere else in the world. #safe #travel
We have 10 arms and 10 legs combined. This would be a lot on one person. Imagine! On a separate note, we started the Ha Giang Extreme Northern Loop today. Contrary to what you may believe (mum, I’m looking at you): There is no other traffic on the road; these bikes barely hit 10kmh; the cliffs are actually covered in soft, bouncy materials; and Vietnam’s far north contains the most hospitals per square foot of anywhere else in the world. #safe  #travel 
In Vietnam, it is an ancient custom to stand in the middle of traffic and place your hands aloft. This is where the game ‘Where’s Wally’ originated. #whereswally #wheresjoe #sorrymum
In Vietnam, it is an ancient custom to stand in the middle of traffic and place your hands aloft. This is where the game ‘Where’s Wally’ originated. #whereswally  #wheresjoe  #sorrymum