Reviews! 1) Bathtub Gin 🛀 • 9/10 • very very trendy speakeasy (which is kinda bs because there’s a bouncer outside saying “are you here for bathtub gin? It’s inside” thereby ruining the speakeasy) but awesome drinks and even better funky/ disco music 2) cashew milk • 6/10 • kinda watery, kinda tastes like almond milk but has less protein 3) intersect by Lexus coffee shop • 10/10 • really cool coffee shop that also happens to be a Lexus dealership 4) public arts at the Public hotel!!!!! 12/10 sooooo great really comfy couches and is a bar/lounge area but filled with exclusively very beautiful young professionals reading and playing chess Not pictured: 5) 7am workout classes - underrated 6) using a drill - very easy and so satisfying when you hang things incredibly straight 7) iPhone screen recording feature - new favorite thing. So easy and so much better than screenshots
these grilled cheese + tomato soup dumplings will legitimately change your life
Don’t mess with Texas (or Tacos or Austin food trucks) 🌮
*orders from the kids menu* 🥞
A very jewish Christmas 🥡🥢🥟
“Williamsburg is like sooooo commercialized these days” -me, an intellectual, eating avocado toast bites in Brooklyn
*italian accent* esssss a Bagel!
Niffs in New York🥔
Send (hand-ripped) noods 🥢🍜
Rapid fire reviews: 1. Pressed chocolate almond / cacao / date dairy-free ice cream • 9/10 • actually pretty good but not a good substitute for ice cream. 2. b’rrrn infrared sauna • 7/10 • I went unbelievably hungover and felt great after but wouldn’t pay for it 3. trampoLEAN workout class • 6/10 • fun and ridiculous as a concept but kinda dizzying to jump up and down for an hour 4. Bringing your goldendoodle to a veterinary chiropractor • 25/10 because every dog deserves to have his tail aligned 5. The app “App in the Air” • 10/10 • syncs to email and has cool features to see all of your flights, types of aircraft, airlines, total hours, etc. 6. Soft pretzels in general and the Biergarten • 10/10 7. Insulting the state of Texas to Texans • 2/10 8. AirPods • actually 10/10 they work so well and idk how I lived without them
pro tip: start your morning with a pitcher of Sangria and you will want to DIE by about 4pm
It is my utmost honor to announce to all of instagram that after 2 long and very grueling months as a part of the workforce I will be retiring to devote all of my time to pasta. Orecchiette & arrivederchi !
handmade browned butter sweet potato gnocchi🍴🍠
handmade pasta: round 1🍝🍝🍝