Abe Froman, Sausage King of Chicago
Donny Wallberg is no longer hangin’ tough.
Kobayashi wins Nathan’s Raw Beef Hotdog eating contest
“Mike” spotted by @thetheatrebizarreorchestra
Gerald’s face isn’t familiar but his nose rings a bell.
Bugsy McBugface, an Amazonian Purple Warrior Scarab from @LevonBiss #microsculpture
Bhad Bhabie drops her new joint “Pluglyfe.”
The new chatty fry guy is really getting on Trevor’s nerves.
Lola’s lips say stop but her nose says go.
Johnny loves baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet. With an extra helping of hot dogs and apple pie.
“One of these days your boots are gonna walk all over me”, sings Nancy-Boy Sinatra.
Tongue piercing hurt? Yeth. Yeth it doeth.
Winfred-Louder’s Mimi aka Cleveland’s Queen of Brick-and-Mortar.
Lars Of Hydratia - Vanquisher Of Thirst, Conqueror Of Constipation, Wetter Of Whistles.
Through a decent telescope, you can clearly see the Man in the Moon isn’t made of cheese but rather fear, anxiety and debilitating self-doubt.
Remember kids, if you’re spending the holiday on the water, slather on plenty of sunscreen!!! #happy4thofjuly
That look when you spent $200,000 going to Juilliard and all people want you to play is “When I’m 64”.