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I need to turn the last few seconds of this on loop into a vine πŸ˜‚
I need to turn the last few seconds of this on loop into a vine πŸ˜‚
You're not going near my vag with that spanner mate
You're not going near my vag with that spanner mate
I think the smol horse is much cuter TBH. 
#newprofilepicwhodis
YESSSHHH!
Pretty sure I asked for Len Funk but at this point, who gives one? .
#prayforgimparm
YESSSHHH! Pretty sure I asked for Len Funk but at this point, who gives one? . #prayforgimparm 
Got this advert on my FB timeline.
Am I the only one that thinks that this looks like some kind of suburban sardine tin hell? .
It looks like you can't leave your house to walk your dogs without being faux friendly to the obsessive compulsive gardening neighbours (HOW THE HELL IS THAT TOPIARY A PERFECT SPHERE YOU ROBOT?!) or get accosted by a family trying to give you a copy of The Watchtower or something.
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I love living in Royston vasey, coz fook that. .
Ah solitude.
Got this advert on my FB timeline. Am I the only one that thinks that this looks like some kind of suburban sardine tin hell? . It looks like you can't leave your house to walk your dogs without being faux friendly to the obsessive compulsive gardening neighbours (HOW THE HELL IS THAT TOPIARY A PERFECT SPHERE YOU ROBOT?!) or get accosted by a family trying to give you a copy of The Watchtower or something. . I love living in Royston vasey, coz fook that. . Ah solitude.
This resurfaced on my memories @lindsayjhaynes and it's still my favourite.
THIS is how you do Halloween. Watch n learn kids. 
Scary shit.
This resurfaced on my memories @lindsayjhaynes and it's still my favourite. THIS is how you do Halloween. Watch n learn kids. Scary shit.
Hobbies and interests include: sitting outside gyms, debating if you can be arsed going in or not coz you don't even lift any more and can never find your headphones #motivated #fitbitch
Hobbies and interests include: sitting outside gyms, debating if you can be arsed going in or not coz you don't even lift any more and can never find your headphones #motivated  #fitbitch 
Official white girl status obtained. Black coffee and cream is such a beautiful contrast and I have zero emotional response to this, honest. #iwouldmarryit
Official white girl status obtained. Black coffee and cream is such a beautiful contrast and I have zero emotional response to this, honest. #iwouldmarryit 
This was "work" today.
Poppy had the best time at the dog cafe ❀️#carlisle #gonetothedogs #cumbria
"I fart in your general direction"
"I fart in your general direction"
@andyjamespandy - your post made me think of this.
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I'll probably rant about it over on our @alexpearson.healthcoaching insta Some time soon but it makes me so sad that it is ever deemed acceptable to comment about someone else's body. .
One of our group members hit the nail on the head today when we were trying to work out why being  pre-baby weight was important to someone:
"Because we are constantly bombarded with messages that it should be" 
Sometimes so ingrained that we don't even fucking notice them. .
Cultural ideals will constantly change. 
We are chasing a moving target.
Nobody can tell you what you "should" look like.
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I might have to keep challenging those messages that are so ingrained, and maybe I'll always be working on what Kind of life I want to live, not the physical appearance of the body that will carry me through it (often to the detriment of the life that I want to live) if I can not subscribe to what I "should" act like as a female, then I'll keep working on not subscribing to this shit too. .
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#bodyimage #bodyshame #dietculture #youdoyou
@andyjamespandy - your post made me think of this. . I'll probably rant about it over on our @alexpearson.healthcoaching insta Some time soon but it makes me so sad that it is ever deemed acceptable to comment about someone else's body. . One of our group members hit the nail on the head today when we were trying to work out why being pre-baby weight was important to someone: "Because we are constantly bombarded with messages that it should be" Sometimes so ingrained that we don't even fucking notice them. . Cultural ideals will constantly change. We are chasing a moving target. Nobody can tell you what you "should" look like. . I might have to keep challenging those messages that are so ingrained, and maybe I'll always be working on what Kind of life I want to live, not the physical appearance of the body that will carry me through it (often to the detriment of the life that I want to live) if I can not subscribe to what I "should" act like as a female, then I'll keep working on not subscribing to this shit too. . . #bodyimage  #bodyshame  #dietculture  #youdoyou 
This wins the internet today. 
#whitegirlquotes
Proud to be salty and hated for being myself since 2014.
I was such wow, such profound , such inspire but I stand by it.
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I'll never make everyone happy, I'll never be all things to all people and I'm getting more and more comfortable with that. .
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Not comfortable with my grammar though.
Proud to be salty and hated for being myself since 2014. I was such wow, such profound , such inspire but I stand by it. . I'll never make everyone happy, I'll never be all things to all people and I'm getting more and more comfortable with that. . . Not comfortable with my grammar though.
This is as much shoulder flexion as I've had for all of this year... BUT!!!
Maximum awkward happy face because I FINALLY have some progress with my surgery referral 😬😬😬😬 #yayhappyday #bionicshoulderherewecome
This is as much shoulder flexion as I've had for all of this year... BUT!!! Maximum awkward happy face because I FINALLY have some progress with my surgery referral 😬😬😬😬 #yayhappyday  #bionicshoulderherewecome 
Go to buy trainers for work.
Leave without trainers, but I have a football.
Standard.
Go to buy trainers for work. Leave without trainers, but I have a football. Standard.
😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM FIIIIINEEE 😭😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭 IM FIIIIINEEE 😭😭😭😭😭
😍he never plays with toys! 😱
😍he never plays with toys! 😱
Don't judge me. They are cold, ok?!
Princess Poppy has fallen out with me coz I thought she was more storm trooper than Leia.
Don't judge me. They are cold, ok?! Princess Poppy has fallen out with me coz I thought she was more storm trooper than Leia.