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There’s legit like 3 Trump supporters I’m cool with. One happens to be my sister and it’s her birthday, so Happy Birthday! #FoxNewsIsFauxNews
There’s legit like 3 Trump supporters I’m cool with. One happens to be my sister and it’s her birthday, so Happy Birthday! #FoxNewsIsFauxNews 
Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound doodoodoodooo....
Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound doodoodoodooo....
“I ordered you jerk”, she said. “You are what you eat.”
“I ordered you jerk”, she said. “You are what you eat.”
Better late than never, I'm calling it perfect timing. #TBT
Better late than never, I'm calling it perfect timing. #TBT 
“Can't you see, you're like a book of poetry.  Maya Angelou, Nikki Giovanni, turn one page and there's my Mommy.”
- Feliz Cumpleaños para mi orgullo número uno! #BirthdayGirl
“Can't you see, you're like a book of poetry. Maya Angelou, Nikki Giovanni, turn one page and there's my Mommy.” - Feliz Cumpleaños para mi orgullo número uno! #BirthdayGirl 
I could fill your cup, you know my tequila won't evaporate.
I could fill your cup, you know my tequila won't evaporate.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. #SaintDiego
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. #SaintDiego 
Wear your halo like a hat, that's like the latest fashion.
Wear your halo like a hat, that's like the latest fashion.
My greatest fear is that people will attribute fake quotes to me and millions of morons on the internet will believe it. - Abraham Lincoln #TBT
My greatest fear is that people will attribute fake quotes to me and millions of morons on the internet will believe it. - Abraham Lincoln #TBT 
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, and to finesse these hoes. - Aristotle 320 B.C.
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive, to breathe, to think, to enjoy, and to finesse these hoes. - Aristotle 320 B.C.
When you gotta just chill and reflect on all the crazy shit that’s about to take place this weekend.
When you gotta just chill and reflect on all the crazy shit that’s about to take place this weekend.
Oh, so we drinking DRINKING!
Oh, so we drinking DRINKING!
You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly!
You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly!
Get ya girl Mickey, she choosin’. #WCW
Get ya girl Mickey, she choosin’. #WCW 
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer. #Thriving
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer. #Thriving 
Because it’s my birthday, thanks Mom! #HBD
Because it’s my birthday, thanks Mom! #HBD 
Because my life is dope and I do dope shit. #ChickenLegBoy
Vancouver, this was one for the books. Thanks to all the Van City fam for the memorable time, amazing hospitality and for getting a little wild with us. Until next time! #NoOneDied
Vancouver, this was one for the books. Thanks to all the Van City fam for the memorable time, amazing hospitality and for getting a little wild with us. Until next time! #NoOneDied