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I can believe things that are true and things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. 
I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. 
I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumble bee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe.

I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. 
I believe that anyone who says sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. 
I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. 
I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it. 
And I believe in adventure which can be done from your couch, watching Netflix, or with a passport on the other side of the globe. #youcannowresumeyourweekend #thankyouforreading #neilgaimaninspo #adventureland
I can believe things that are true and things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumble bee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it. And I believe in adventure which can be done from your couch, watching Netflix, or with a passport on the other side of the globe. #youcannowresumeyourweekend  #thankyouforreading  #neilgaimaninspo  #adventureland 
From the archives. Once upon a time in Thailand. @sixsensessamui #travelthailand #wanderlust #travel
Doing nothing often leads to the best of something. Family time with @designlil...the best of all the nothings
Doing nothing often leads to the best of something. Family time with @designlil...the best of all the nothings
Sunrise over Lago de Atitlán #lagodeatitlan #guatemala #nofilter #travel #tlpicks
Go home freeze warning, you’re drunk. Wishing for beach days of yore. @nationalhotelmiami #travelmiami #miami
Go home freeze warning, you’re drunk. Wishing for beach days of yore. @nationalhotelmiami #travelmiami  #miami 
*No, I’m not fine. Thanks for asking.* My story about heartbreak and staying in the game at work is now live over @pass.fail. This was a tough one to write and even scarier to think of people reading it, yet here we are. I guess this is where I say, link in bio....
*No, I’m not fine. Thanks for asking.* My story about heartbreak and staying in the game at work is now live over @pass.fail. This was a tough one to write and even scarier to think of people reading it, yet here we are. I guess this is where I say, link in bio....
Missing this magic dream catcher of a bedroom. @sohohousechicago @sohohouse #chicago
Missing this magic dream catcher of a bedroom. @sohohousechicago @sohohouse #chicago 
Did you even go to Alinea if you don’t post the edible apple candy helium balloon?
Did you even go to Alinea if you don’t post the edible apple candy helium balloon?
Fact: my mom had been tying professional square knots in my clothing since 1985. Tonight is no exception. @diver1214 @reformation @showmeyourmumu #travel #neworleans #travelnola
Fact: my mom had been tying professional square knots in my clothing since 1985. Tonight is no exception. @diver1214 @reformation @showmeyourmumu #travel  #neworleans  #travelnola 
Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human? Pointless, really...Do stars gaze back? Now, that’s a question. @thecapehotel#beachviews #cabosanlucas #mexico #stardust
Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human? Pointless, really...Do stars gaze back? Now, that’s a question. @thecapehotel#beachviews  #cabosanlucas  #mexico  #stardust 
Sometimes the picture is behind you, or above you, or is you. #chiagmai #travelthailand #thaiwander @denagahotel
Top-notch human @ohhhchelsea spent a morning with me a few weeks ago and got to hear all my idiosyncrasies about having my photo taken. She’s kind of the best 🤗
Top-notch human @ohhhchelsea spent a morning with me a few weeks ago and got to hear all my idiosyncrasies about having my photo taken. She’s kind of the best 🤗
Pretty maids all in a row @italicatx @resplendagram #aperolspritz
Pretty maids all in a row @italicatx @resplendagram #aperolspritz 
Dear 🌏, Thanks for everything. Including this family of 🐘living in a sanctuary #earthday #thailand #chiangmai #travelthailand
Hill Country beer ➡️ superior beer @vistabrewing  #texasforever #hillcountry
Welcome Home @coachmanhotel #tahoevibez