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Director William Friedkin made 3 great movies,’The French Connection’ 1971, ‘The Exorcist’ 1973 and this film’’Sorcerer’ in 1977, it has faded into obscurity because of two things,its title,which has nothing to do with the movie,and the fact that Friedkin picked the release date in the summer of 77, up against a little Sci-Fi B Movie that was expected to do nothing, called ‘Star Wars’😳😩 it’s a remake of the French Classic ‘The Wages of Fear’,it’s been called the greatest remake in film history,and it’s easy to see why,because if you are in tune with this movie,it contains one,if not two of the greatest action sequences ever filmed,the most famous one,a truck crossing a rope bridge in a storm,is worth watching the whole movie for,it’s all real,it’s so tense,so fucking mind blowing,it would never be done today.  The movie is unremittingly grimy and bleak,a group of men,criminals,terrorists,murderers and worse,all end up in some South American hellhole,with no chance of getting out,until the local oil mine blows up,and these desperate men volunteer to drive sweating Dynamite through 200 miles of jungle😳😱 It’s all filmed documentary style,we are just witnesses to the events, but it takes its sweet time to get where it’s going,which may be too much for some,not for me!! Roy Scheider leads an international cast,all understated and brilliant,the film also contains one of the best electronic scores ever, by Tangerine Dream, their best film work👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻it’s a damn shame more have not seen this underrated classic,it deserves a great reputation,this film delivers something unique,once you have seen it,you will understand. A piece of trivia, Writer Stephen King says ‘Sorcerer’ is his favorite movie! Now you know. It’s on Amazon. #yousuckatwatchingmovies #sorcerer #moviereview
Director William Friedkin made 3 great movies,’The French Connection’ 1971, ‘The Exorcist’ 1973 and this film’’Sorcerer’ in 1977, it has faded into obscurity because of two things,its title,which has nothing to do with the movie,and the fact that Friedkin picked the release date in the summer of 77, up against a little Sci-Fi B Movie that was expected to do nothing, called ‘Star Wars’😳😩 it’s a remake of the French Classic ‘The Wages of Fear’,it’s been called the greatest remake in film history,and it’s easy to see why,because if you are in tune with this movie,it contains one,if not two of the greatest action sequences ever filmed,the most famous one,a truck crossing a rope bridge in a storm,is worth watching the whole movie for,it’s all real,it’s so tense,so fucking mind blowing,it would never be done today. The movie is unremittingly grimy and bleak,a group of men,criminals,terrorists,murderers and worse,all end up in some South American hellhole,with no chance of getting out,until the local oil mine blows up,and these desperate men volunteer to drive sweating Dynamite through 200 miles of jungle😳😱 It’s all filmed documentary style,we are just witnesses to the events, but it takes its sweet time to get where it’s going,which may be too much for some,not for me!! Roy Scheider leads an international cast,all understated and brilliant,the film also contains one of the best electronic scores ever, by Tangerine Dream, their best film work👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻it’s a damn shame more have not seen this underrated classic,it deserves a great reputation,this film delivers something unique,once you have seen it,you will understand. A piece of trivia, Writer Stephen King says ‘Sorcerer’ is his favorite movie! Now you know. It’s on Amazon. #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #sorcerer  #moviereview 
I had seen ‘Enemy’ and ‘Prisoners’ but it wasn’t until ‘Sicario’ that I knew for certain we had a new,gifted director on the scene in Canadian Denis Villeneuve, because this film is a crime classic. The three leads all give superb performances,Emily Blunt,Josh Brolin and a career best Benicio Del Toro,all very realistic,compelling and often terrifying,the film has a slight horror feel to it,along with the suspense,not really an action film,but it’s gripping as fuck. Denis and the greatest current cinematographer,Roger Deakins pile on the images,it’s a great looking movie,and the scene at sunset where they venture into the tunnels is absolutely stunning,truly scary,aided by the sadly passed Jóhann Jóhannsson remarkable unearthly score,it’s deeply unsettling,as it should be. I’m not usually interested in crime and drug war stories,but this is an exception,this is pure undiluted cinema at its finest,a great movie. And of course Denis was only getting warmed up,next came ‘Arrival’ and one of the greatest films in decades, ‘Blade Runner 2049’❤️ and now he’s working on a two part ‘Dune’ movie!!! This is a great time to be alive in cinema. #yousuckatwatchingmovies #sicario #moviereview #denisvilleneuve
I had seen ‘Enemy’ and ‘Prisoners’ but it wasn’t until ‘Sicario’ that I knew for certain we had a new,gifted director on the scene in Canadian Denis Villeneuve, because this film is a crime classic. The three leads all give superb performances,Emily Blunt,Josh Brolin and a career best Benicio Del Toro,all very realistic,compelling and often terrifying,the film has a slight horror feel to it,along with the suspense,not really an action film,but it’s gripping as fuck. Denis and the greatest current cinematographer,Roger Deakins pile on the images,it’s a great looking movie,and the scene at sunset where they venture into the tunnels is absolutely stunning,truly scary,aided by the sadly passed Jóhann Jóhannsson remarkable unearthly score,it’s deeply unsettling,as it should be. I’m not usually interested in crime and drug war stories,but this is an exception,this is pure undiluted cinema at its finest,a great movie. And of course Denis was only getting warmed up,next came ‘Arrival’ and one of the greatest films in decades, ‘Blade Runner 2049’❤️ and now he’s working on a two part ‘Dune’ movie!!! This is a great time to be alive in cinema. #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #sicario  #moviereview  #denisvilleneuve 
I think it’s fair to say that most Netflix movies are passable at best,but every now and again,there’s a good one,and even rarer,a really good flick,I’m happy to say ‘1922’ with Thomas Jane is such a movie. It’s based on a Stephen King story,and I think it’s one of the very best King horror flicks,it’s creepy,eerie and downright scary in parts. Jane has never been better,he’s unrecognizable in the role,his voice and appearance is dramatically changed,he’s fucking amazing in this,totally believable. He plays a Nebraska farmer who kills his wife over a piece of land,and he surely lives to regret it. 😳😱😱😱 Holy shit,this flick delivers,it’s outstanding and deserves a bigger audience. #yousuckatwatchingmovies
I think it’s fair to say that most Netflix movies are passable at best,but every now and again,there’s a good one,and even rarer,a really good flick,I’m happy to say ‘1922’ with Thomas Jane is such a movie. It’s based on a Stephen King story,and I think it’s one of the very best King horror flicks,it’s creepy,eerie and downright scary in parts. Jane has never been better,he’s unrecognizable in the role,his voice and appearance is dramatically changed,he’s fucking amazing in this,totally believable. He plays a Nebraska farmer who kills his wife over a piece of land,and he surely lives to regret it. 😳😱😱😱 Holy shit,this flick delivers,it’s outstanding and deserves a bigger audience. #yousuckatwatchingmovies 
Many of you loved ‘Hereditary’, here’s a flick I reviewed earlier that you need to see. It has a similar tone and ideas💀😈 Trust me, it’s a head fuck.😈 I will be covering a lot of Korean movies on my page,their culture is fascinating and they have some of the better directors who excel at pushing limits,one of the best of the  last 15 years is the astounding horror flick, ‘The Wailing’ (06)  This is such a strange film,it starts out as a somewhat amusing drama,a cop, not great at his job,starts investigating strange events in the area,some arson,murders, possible mushroom poisoning? And very slowly it turns into something else entirely, you are like the frog in boiling water,unaware it’s heating up around you,until it’s too late,and then it lets loose!
Kwak Do-won plays the cop and the one good thing he has going in his life is his lovely daughter, Hyo-jin,played by Hwan-he Kim,who,like Linda Blair before her, gives a fucking mind blowing performance,she is a trooper!! It starts going into ‘The Exorcist’ territory when a Japanese man turns up,goats,devils,lots of blood and a fucking incredible exorcism come into play,but this is Korea, so a shaman comes along to perform the ritual,and it’s like nothing you have ever seen!  The flick gets more and more violent,creepy and disturbing,by the end your fucking nerves are shredded,this is what we want!! On top of all that,it’s one of the most gorgeous horror flicks in recent memory,the cinematography is Oscar worthy,every frame is BEAUTIFUL 😩😩😩 it’s a long movie,2 1/2 hours, and it takes its time in getting you where it wants,but oh boy,it’s worth the journey,what a head fuck!! I saw it on Amazon,but I loved it so much I got the bluray,it’s worth it!  It’s certainly one of the best Satanic movies,and it’s very refreshing to see another’s cultural take on those themes,it delivers! 😈😈👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #moviereview #thewailing #yousuckatwatchingmovies
Many of you loved ‘Hereditary’, here’s a flick I reviewed earlier that you need to see. It has a similar tone and ideas💀😈 Trust me, it’s a head fuck.😈 I will be covering a lot of Korean movies on my page,their culture is fascinating and they have some of the better directors who excel at pushing limits,one of the best of the last 15 years is the astounding horror flick, ‘The Wailing’ (06) This is such a strange film,it starts out as a somewhat amusing drama,a cop, not great at his job,starts investigating strange events in the area,some arson,murders, possible mushroom poisoning? And very slowly it turns into something else entirely, you are like the frog in boiling water,unaware it’s heating up around you,until it’s too late,and then it lets loose! Kwak Do-won plays the cop and the one good thing he has going in his life is his lovely daughter, Hyo-jin,played by Hwan-he Kim,who,like Linda Blair before her, gives a fucking mind blowing performance,she is a trooper!! It starts going into ‘The Exorcist’ territory when a Japanese man turns up,goats,devils,lots of blood and a fucking incredible exorcism come into play,but this is Korea, so a shaman comes along to perform the ritual,and it’s like nothing you have ever seen! The flick gets more and more violent,creepy and disturbing,by the end your fucking nerves are shredded,this is what we want!! On top of all that,it’s one of the most gorgeous horror flicks in recent memory,the cinematography is Oscar worthy,every frame is BEAUTIFUL 😩😩😩 it’s a long movie,2 1/2 hours, and it takes its time in getting you where it wants,but oh boy,it’s worth the journey,what a head fuck!! I saw it on Amazon,but I loved it so much I got the bluray,it’s worth it! It’s certainly one of the best Satanic movies,and it’s very refreshing to see another’s cultural take on those themes,it delivers! 😈😈👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #moviereview  #thewailing  #yousuckatwatchingmovies 
If it’s unapologetic vengeful nastiness you want,then Korean film is a good place to start,and if you want to dive in deep I recommend the astonishing ‘I Saw The Devil’ 2010. Directed by Kim Jee-Woon and starring ‘Oldboy’ himself Choi Min-Sik as a fucking horrifically brutal serial killer,who murders a girl who happens to be the fiancé of Byung-hun,a dedicated police officer,his girlfriends murder has unhinged him,and he is not happy just catching his lovers killer,he wants to make this scumbags life a living hell before he kills him, so during a fight when the killer is unconscious,he implants a tracking device so he can follow him everywhere.  So begins a grisly cat and mouse,with the cop suddenly appearing just as the killer is about to get his jollies off,which pisses him off no end. We get to see Korea’s underbelly,including a cannibal clan,and various other murderers,rapists and shitfucks of every kind,it ain’t pretty. Except it is,this movie is utterly gorgeous,the cinematography is beautiful,the film is often flooded with color,despite the EXTREME brutality on display,the Fx are very realistic and stomach churching,this film pulls no punches at all,so beware! The acting is great,as is the direction and story,it’s a long film but it flies by,it’s without doubt one of the most brutal films of the last decade,but the story is so engaging,this is no crappy B movie. ‘I Saw The Devil’ is a great horror film, it delivers the appalling goods,if that’s your thing. On Amazon and Hulu, but I recommend you get the Blu-ray,it’s cheap and gorgeous,worth every penny. #yousuckatwatchingmovies #Isawthedevil #moviereview
If it’s unapologetic vengeful nastiness you want,then Korean film is a good place to start,and if you want to dive in deep I recommend the astonishing ‘I Saw The Devil’ 2010. Directed by Kim Jee-Woon and starring ‘Oldboy’ himself Choi Min-Sik as a fucking horrifically brutal serial killer,who murders a girl who happens to be the fiancé of Byung-hun,a dedicated police officer,his girlfriends murder has unhinged him,and he is not happy just catching his lovers killer,he wants to make this scumbags life a living hell before he kills him, so during a fight when the killer is unconscious,he implants a tracking device so he can follow him everywhere. So begins a grisly cat and mouse,with the cop suddenly appearing just as the killer is about to get his jollies off,which pisses him off no end. We get to see Korea’s underbelly,including a cannibal clan,and various other murderers,rapists and shitfucks of every kind,it ain’t pretty. Except it is,this movie is utterly gorgeous,the cinematography is beautiful,the film is often flooded with color,despite the EXTREME brutality on display,the Fx are very realistic and stomach churching,this film pulls no punches at all,so beware! The acting is great,as is the direction and story,it’s a long film but it flies by,it’s without doubt one of the most brutal films of the last decade,but the story is so engaging,this is no crappy B movie. ‘I Saw The Devil’ is a great horror film, it delivers the appalling goods,if that’s your thing. On Amazon and Hulu, but I recommend you get the Blu-ray,it’s cheap and gorgeous,worth every penny. #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #Isawthedevil  #moviereview 
I saw ‘Hereditary’ in a nearly empty theater,not surprising since the movie had got a ‘D’ Cinemascore,the same as ‘Mother’ earlier in the year,which does not bother me because I, like many of you,are not ordinary cinema goers,we are happy and excited to see something different or unexpected,and let me tell you right the fuck now, ‘Hereditary’ is no regular movie. 😈💀Toni Collette and Gabriel Byrne play two parents to two kids,the older Peter and the strange Charlie, they are all just getting over the death of grandma,who,by all accounts was a strange fucked up lady. Collette is having problems, and sees her dead mother in dark corners of the room,is she going mad?  Collette is simply brilliant in this,her performance is beyond Oscar worthy,it’s one of the greatest I’ve ever seen,once you have seen the movie,you will understand perfectly. There are other deaths,and the film dives deep into grief,it’s very realistic and almost distressing,to see such raw emotion,hits you like a freight train,and combined with greater and greater unease and apprehension,this flick doubles down on anxiety,suspicion, and shock,several scenes hit like a fucking sledgehammer, and are both weird and distressingly realistic. This is true horror,I can’t go into the story details because it would ruin the surprise,and it has and ending so fucking out there you wonder what you just saw,”Did I see that?” WTF!!!😳😳😳😱😱😱😱 This is one of those films that you need to see several times to collect all the info,I was already aware of some of the stranger elements,to see it onscreen was a big surprise. Don’t go in expecting easy answers,this is one to puzzle over and revisit,but it feels as though it was dipped in dread,has a great 70’s vibe about it,with a modern sense of ‘We Are Fucked’,so prepare yourselves. It’s emotionally draining😈😱This ain’t for everyone,but if you have an affinity for this material,it delivers bigtime 😈💀 #yousuckatwatchingmovies #hereditary
I saw ‘Hereditary’ in a nearly empty theater,not surprising since the movie had got a ‘D’ Cinemascore,the same as ‘Mother’ earlier in the year,which does not bother me because I, like many of you,are not ordinary cinema goers,we are happy and excited to see something different or unexpected,and let me tell you right the fuck now, ‘Hereditary’ is no regular movie. 😈💀Toni Collette and Gabriel Byrne play two parents to two kids,the older Peter and the strange Charlie, they are all just getting over the death of grandma,who,by all accounts was a strange fucked up lady. Collette is having problems, and sees her dead mother in dark corners of the room,is she going mad? Collette is simply brilliant in this,her performance is beyond Oscar worthy,it’s one of the greatest I’ve ever seen,once you have seen the movie,you will understand perfectly. There are other deaths,and the film dives deep into grief,it’s very realistic and almost distressing,to see such raw emotion,hits you like a freight train,and combined with greater and greater unease and apprehension,this flick doubles down on anxiety,suspicion, and shock,several scenes hit like a fucking sledgehammer, and are both weird and distressingly realistic. This is true horror,I can’t go into the story details because it would ruin the surprise,and it has and ending so fucking out there you wonder what you just saw,”Did I see that?” WTF!!!😳😳😳😱😱😱😱 This is one of those films that you need to see several times to collect all the info,I was already aware of some of the stranger elements,to see it onscreen was a big surprise. Don’t go in expecting easy answers,this is one to puzzle over and revisit,but it feels as though it was dipped in dread,has a great 70’s vibe about it,with a modern sense of ‘We Are Fucked’,so prepare yourselves. It’s emotionally draining😈😱This ain’t for everyone,but if you have an affinity for this material,it delivers bigtime 😈💀 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #hereditary 
‘How to talk to girls at parties’ 2018 is based on a Neil Gaiman short story and it manages to capture the utter weirdness of his writing,a straightforward strong narrative this is not. Directed by John Cameron Mitchell,who has also done ‘Hedwig and the angry Inch’ and the amazing ‘Shortbus’, it stars Elle Fanning as a visiting alien to a Punk London in 1977,she falls for a English punk who shows her around before she leaves with the rest of her alien tourist group.Nicole Kidman is all Gothed up as a punk artist/welder, Boudicca,she’s doing her best Dick Van Dyke impression,😂😂😂😂😂 The aliens are all shacked up in a house in Croydon, wearing a series of fucking gorgeous latex outfits,parading about in a punk/ mod house,it’s fucking wonderful,I wish the whole movie was filmed here,weird alien dancing and handjobs for locals,I won’t lie,it’s looks like Colin Paradise😍😍😜😜😜😜 Then Elle is a punk singer,there’s some very trippy visuals worthy of a Ken Russell flick,like a cgi ‘Tommy’, does it make very much sense? Not really, it’s got lots of hot chicks walking around in latex,which is my idea of a good time, but I think the appeal of the movie is pretty limited, it certainly has all the makings of a cult classic,it would be interesting to see who loves this and who most definitely does not. This is not for everyone,those who are into punk, or the directors previous work will probably love it,but those that want something to make sense had better stay away. On Amazon. #yousuckatwatchingmovies #howtotalktogirlsatparties
‘How to talk to girls at parties’ 2018 is based on a Neil Gaiman short story and it manages to capture the utter weirdness of his writing,a straightforward strong narrative this is not. Directed by John Cameron Mitchell,who has also done ‘Hedwig and the angry Inch’ and the amazing ‘Shortbus’, it stars Elle Fanning as a visiting alien to a Punk London in 1977,she falls for a English punk who shows her around before she leaves with the rest of her alien tourist group.Nicole Kidman is all Gothed up as a punk artist/welder, Boudicca,she’s doing her best Dick Van Dyke impression,😂😂😂😂😂 The aliens are all shacked up in a house in Croydon, wearing a series of fucking gorgeous latex outfits,parading about in a punk/ mod house,it’s fucking wonderful,I wish the whole movie was filmed here,weird alien dancing and handjobs for locals,I won’t lie,it’s looks like Colin Paradise😍😍😜😜😜😜 Then Elle is a punk singer,there’s some very trippy visuals worthy of a Ken Russell flick,like a cgi ‘Tommy’, does it make very much sense? Not really, it’s got lots of hot chicks walking around in latex,which is my idea of a good time, but I think the appeal of the movie is pretty limited, it certainly has all the makings of a cult classic,it would be interesting to see who loves this and who most definitely does not. This is not for everyone,those who are into punk, or the directors previous work will probably love it,but those that want something to make sense had better stay away. On Amazon. #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #howtotalktogirlsatparties 
I’m a giant fan of Harmony Korine’s ‘Spring Breakers’ 2012.  It stars Selena Gomez,Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson,Rachel Korine and a very sleazy James Franco as Floridian trashy rapper gangsta Al Ien. 4 bored college girls rob a restaurant to get money to go to Spring Break in Saint Petersburg,Florida in style,the fact that they see this crime as no big deal is one of the films points, the needs of these girls trump any rights or wrongs,they feel their relaxation is the most important thing in the world,something that many of the other Spring Breakers seem to share. So the girls join the drunken high crowds at St Pete beach,EDM blasting,concerts,drugs,sex, anything goes in acid neon colors,it’s fucking wild,so wild that the 4 get arrested,but the now frightened teens are ‘rescued’ by Franco who posts their bail,and is about to show them Florida’s stinking underbelly. Holy shit,this flick is a trip,literally,flickering bright,over saturated colors, entitled youth,over sexed and self medicating,this movie does not let up,and it’s just getting started!! It gets wilder and wilder,Franco and his gals getting guns and drugs,causing mayhem, I loved it, but it’s not very kind to the youth, is it realistic or not? You should decide. On Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies #springbreakers
I’m a giant fan of Harmony Korine’s ‘Spring Breakers’ 2012. It stars Selena Gomez,Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson,Rachel Korine and a very sleazy James Franco as Floridian trashy rapper gangsta Al Ien. 4 bored college girls rob a restaurant to get money to go to Spring Break in Saint Petersburg,Florida in style,the fact that they see this crime as no big deal is one of the films points, the needs of these girls trump any rights or wrongs,they feel their relaxation is the most important thing in the world,something that many of the other Spring Breakers seem to share. So the girls join the drunken high crowds at St Pete beach,EDM blasting,concerts,drugs,sex, anything goes in acid neon colors,it’s fucking wild,so wild that the 4 get arrested,but the now frightened teens are ‘rescued’ by Franco who posts their bail,and is about to show them Florida’s stinking underbelly. Holy shit,this flick is a trip,literally,flickering bright,over saturated colors, entitled youth,over sexed and self medicating,this movie does not let up,and it’s just getting started!! It gets wilder and wilder,Franco and his gals getting guns and drugs,causing mayhem, I loved it, but it’s not very kind to the youth, is it realistic or not? You should decide. On Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #springbreakers 
Watched ‘The Tale’ on HBO. Holy shit. 😳 Laura Dern Stars in a true story, about a documentary maker, who’s mother finds a story that her daughter wrote in the 70’s, at the time this young girl talks of love and adulthood, but once her adult Self  starts to go over the story, finds letters and information, she realizes with justifiable horror that she was groomed by a predator. This flick pulls no punches, there are several shocking, sickening scenes, showing how questioning our own memories can open them up to be something very different💔 This one shook me up, bad. I really recommend you check it out, it’s a tale brilliantly told, if this was released at the movies, Dern would win the Oscar for sure, as would the girl playing her childhood self,
Isabelle Nélisse. I have a feeling this will stir up some shit, rightfully so, this flick is a fucking sledgehammer. 😳 on HBO. #yousuckatwatchingmovies
Watched ‘The Tale’ on HBO. Holy shit. 😳 Laura Dern Stars in a true story, about a documentary maker, who’s mother finds a story that her daughter wrote in the 70’s, at the time this young girl talks of love and adulthood, but once her adult Self starts to go over the story, finds letters and information, she realizes with justifiable horror that she was groomed by a predator. This flick pulls no punches, there are several shocking, sickening scenes, showing how questioning our own memories can open them up to be something very different💔 This one shook me up, bad. I really recommend you check it out, it’s a tale brilliantly told, if this was released at the movies, Dern would win the Oscar for sure, as would the girl playing her childhood self, Isabelle Nélisse. I have a feeling this will stir up some shit, rightfully so, this flick is a fucking sledgehammer. 😳 on HBO. #yousuckatwatchingmovies 
As it’s Memorial Day I figured I should give a shout out to a war film so for me it has to be ‘Where Eagles Dare’ 1968 starring Richard Burton and a young Clint Eastwood,based on a story by Alistair MaClean,it’s so fucking exciting!  Our two heroes lead an expedition of guys and one woman to attack a German castle,the Nazis have captured an American general with the plans for the second front,,and our fellas have to get in there before he spills the beans and spoils all our plans😱 However,there is a spy in with our heroes,and they have to discover who it is before the shit comes crashing down!  In the case of this film,it’s all about the story,and it’s a fucking cracker! Twists and turns constantly,and right in the middle is Burton’s steely resolve, he was apparently drunk through much of the filming,but you can’t tell,unless being a complete and utter bastard is a tell tale sign!😂😂 Clint looks great and kills a shitload of Nazis,the movie is as exciting as anything made today and it looks amazing,up in the Bavarian alps where it’s a constant blue halflight,it’s awesome. It’s a long film,but it flies by,there are a shitload of secrets that are often surprising and entertaining, of all the old fashioned war movies this is easily my favorite,it still holds up remarkably well and I watch it once or twice a year,if you’ve never seen it? You are in for a treat,it’s a really great movie❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies #whereeaglesdare #moviereview
As it’s Memorial Day I figured I should give a shout out to a war film so for me it has to be ‘Where Eagles Dare’ 1968 starring Richard Burton and a young Clint Eastwood,based on a story by Alistair MaClean,it’s so fucking exciting! Our two heroes lead an expedition of guys and one woman to attack a German castle,the Nazis have captured an American general with the plans for the second front,,and our fellas have to get in there before he spills the beans and spoils all our plans😱 However,there is a spy in with our heroes,and they have to discover who it is before the shit comes crashing down! In the case of this film,it’s all about the story,and it’s a fucking cracker! Twists and turns constantly,and right in the middle is Burton’s steely resolve, he was apparently drunk through much of the filming,but you can’t tell,unless being a complete and utter bastard is a tell tale sign!😂😂 Clint looks great and kills a shitload of Nazis,the movie is as exciting as anything made today and it looks amazing,up in the Bavarian alps where it’s a constant blue halflight,it’s awesome. It’s a long film,but it flies by,there are a shitload of secrets that are often surprising and entertaining, of all the old fashioned war movies this is easily my favorite,it still holds up remarkably well and I watch it once or twice a year,if you’ve never seen it? You are in for a treat,it’s a really great movie❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #whereeaglesdare  #moviereview 
So here is another #guiltypleasure movie,starring two of my favorite 
actors,birthday boys and cinematic team ups,Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing in the fantastic eurotrash horror classic ‘Horror Express’ 1972!  It also stars Telly Savalas as a Cossack Captain,ha! This fucking movie ROCKS!  Lee plays explorer and fossil hunter Saxton,who has found a missing link fossil in Manchuria and wants to take it back to England on the Trans Siberian Express,where he meets fellow scientist and nosey parker Doctor Wells ( Cushing) The train is full of crazy characters,a weird Rasputin type monk,a detective,a polish count and wife,various spies and European aristocracy,and shit goes downhill fast when the icy fossil wakes up and starts boiling everyone’s brains and retaining their memories and skills.🤭😂😂😂😂 The hairy monster with the glowing eye takes victim after victim,the monk thinks Satan is on board,there is autopsies,glowing eyes and murder at every turn,this movie is a riot!! It has a great soundtrack,some nifty gore,some hilarious pseudoscience🤭😂😂😂😂 and a whodunnit storyline,it’s fucking bonkers!, endlessly entertaining,you can see Lee and Cushing are having fun,and it rubs off,I LOVE this movie!! You can find it all over,except Netflix🤬. Give it a go,this film is a lot of fun👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️ #yousuckatwatchingmovies #horrorexpress #cushingandlee #moviereview
So here is another #guiltypleasure  movie,starring two of my favorite actors,birthday boys and cinematic team ups,Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing in the fantastic eurotrash horror classic ‘Horror Express’ 1972! It also stars Telly Savalas as a Cossack Captain,ha! This fucking movie ROCKS! Lee plays explorer and fossil hunter Saxton,who has found a missing link fossil in Manchuria and wants to take it back to England on the Trans Siberian Express,where he meets fellow scientist and nosey parker Doctor Wells ( Cushing) The train is full of crazy characters,a weird Rasputin type monk,a detective,a polish count and wife,various spies and European aristocracy,and shit goes downhill fast when the icy fossil wakes up and starts boiling everyone’s brains and retaining their memories and skills.🤭😂😂😂😂 The hairy monster with the glowing eye takes victim after victim,the monk thinks Satan is on board,there is autopsies,glowing eyes and murder at every turn,this movie is a riot!! It has a great soundtrack,some nifty gore,some hilarious pseudoscience🤭😂😂😂😂 and a whodunnit storyline,it’s fucking bonkers!, endlessly entertaining,you can see Lee and Cushing are having fun,and it rubs off,I LOVE this movie!! You can find it all over,except Netflix🤬. Give it a go,this film is a lot of fun👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️ #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #horrorexpress  #cushingandlee  #moviereview 
This weekend has the birthdays of 3 of my favorite movie stars,weird that these 3 share birthdays,Christopher Lee,Peter Cushing and Vincent Price,the trilogy of terror!! I have most of their movies in my collection,over the years they have become friends,a constant inspiration to both me and Sas,who has grown to love them as I do🖤  Vincent Price’s first big horror hit was ‘House of Wax’ in 1953, it’s still regarded as one of the greatest 3D movies ever made,despite its director,André De Toth having only one eye! Price plays sculptor Henry who creates realistic historical figures,but his business partner is not happy with this,he wants a quick return so sets fire to Price’s creations for the insurance money. Henry is seemingly killed in the furnace, but once the business partner gets his insurance money,he’s killed by a hideous murderer. We then see that Price is alive,in a wheelchair,he has set up a wax house of horrors,full of killers,torture and murder,a huge success,but where are all the figures coming from?  This fucking movie ROCKS,the scenes of the roasting wax figures is horrifying,Carolyn Jones from the Addams Family stars,and she has a scene tightening a corset which still makes me gasp!! Holeee shit!!!😜😜😜 The ghastly murderer is a fantastic creation,genuinely disturbing,seeing him prowl the streets in the mist still is creepy as fuck,but best of all is Price,he’s elegant,dastardly and maniacal,classy as fuck,you can see him become a horror star right in front of your eyes,I just love the man.🖤🤘🏻💀 Just because it’s old,that doesn’t mean this film or any other should be discounted,some of my fondest movie memories are with older films,I really hope some of you younger lot will give these films a go,your lives will be better with these classics in them,Sas and I sit and watch these films way more than newer ones,fucking fantastic!!! On Amazon,YouTube . #yousuckatwatchingmovies #houseofwax #moviereview
This weekend has the birthdays of 3 of my favorite movie stars,weird that these 3 share birthdays,Christopher Lee,Peter Cushing and Vincent Price,the trilogy of terror!! I have most of their movies in my collection,over the years they have become friends,a constant inspiration to both me and Sas,who has grown to love them as I do🖤 Vincent Price’s first big horror hit was ‘House of Wax’ in 1953, it’s still regarded as one of the greatest 3D movies ever made,despite its director,André De Toth having only one eye! Price plays sculptor Henry who creates realistic historical figures,but his business partner is not happy with this,he wants a quick return so sets fire to Price’s creations for the insurance money. Henry is seemingly killed in the furnace, but once the business partner gets his insurance money,he’s killed by a hideous murderer. We then see that Price is alive,in a wheelchair,he has set up a wax house of horrors,full of killers,torture and murder,a huge success,but where are all the figures coming from? This fucking movie ROCKS,the scenes of the roasting wax figures is horrifying,Carolyn Jones from the Addams Family stars,and she has a scene tightening a corset which still makes me gasp!! Holeee shit!!!😜😜😜 The ghastly murderer is a fantastic creation,genuinely disturbing,seeing him prowl the streets in the mist still is creepy as fuck,but best of all is Price,he’s elegant,dastardly and maniacal,classy as fuck,you can see him become a horror star right in front of your eyes,I just love the man.🖤🤘🏻💀 Just because it’s old,that doesn’t mean this film or any other should be discounted,some of my fondest movie memories are with older films,I really hope some of you younger lot will give these films a go,your lives will be better with these classics in them,Sas and I sit and watch these films way more than newer ones,fucking fantastic!!! On Amazon,YouTube . #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #houseofwax  #moviereview 
‘Thelma’ 2017 is a Norwegian movie about a girl from a very religious family,who finally grows up and goes to college,she’s played by Elli Harboe,who is brilliant. Thelma is very reserved and shy,interacting with other young people away from home is exciting, but you can see her parents are concerned,their constant calls and emails show little confidence in their daughter. But as the movie gets going,we see that not everything is normal with Thelma,she has attacks that look like epilepsy,but she is affecting events surrounding her,birds and animals act strangely,things start moving about. Things really start to act up when Thelma feels attracted to another girl,and it’s clear her awakening sexuality is awakening something else too. This is a quiet,understated movie,a stunning lead performance,and beautiful soundtrack add up to a great little film, there are a few shocking moments, some beautiful sexual ideas, which get wilder as the movie moves along. We don’t get to see Norwegian life on screen too much,so it’s refreshing,which contrasts with Thelma’s overtly religious parents,who are constantly reigning in their daughter,they see events in very different terms,something dark happened in Thelma’s past and we get to find out what’s up along with her, and now Thelma is starting to get upset........😳 What a nifty little movie!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻as it moves along it gets creepier and darker😳😳😳Few special Fx, but it has a bit of a grown up X-Men kinda vibe, if tales of wakening sexuality mixed with horror are of interest,then you gotta see this one,I SUPER loved it!  THIS MOVIE ROCKS! I really rate this flick very highly, you need to see it, you will be happy you did! On Hulu and Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies #thelma #moviereview
‘Thelma’ 2017 is a Norwegian movie about a girl from a very religious family,who finally grows up and goes to college,she’s played by Elli Harboe,who is brilliant. Thelma is very reserved and shy,interacting with other young people away from home is exciting, but you can see her parents are concerned,their constant calls and emails show little confidence in their daughter. But as the movie gets going,we see that not everything is normal with Thelma,she has attacks that look like epilepsy,but she is affecting events surrounding her,birds and animals act strangely,things start moving about. Things really start to act up when Thelma feels attracted to another girl,and it’s clear her awakening sexuality is awakening something else too. This is a quiet,understated movie,a stunning lead performance,and beautiful soundtrack add up to a great little film, there are a few shocking moments, some beautiful sexual ideas, which get wilder as the movie moves along. We don’t get to see Norwegian life on screen too much,so it’s refreshing,which contrasts with Thelma’s overtly religious parents,who are constantly reigning in their daughter,they see events in very different terms,something dark happened in Thelma’s past and we get to find out what’s up along with her, and now Thelma is starting to get upset........😳 What a nifty little movie!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻as it moves along it gets creepier and darker😳😳😳Few special Fx, but it has a bit of a grown up X-Men kinda vibe, if tales of wakening sexuality mixed with horror are of interest,then you gotta see this one,I SUPER loved it! THIS MOVIE ROCKS! I really rate this flick very highly, you need to see it, you will be happy you did! On Hulu and Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #thelma  #moviereview 
I’m late to the game with ‘Your Name’ 2016, why I missed out on its release I have no clue,because this anime is one of the most striking pieces of animation I’ve ever seen,rivaling Studio Ghibli in its brilliance. Basically,it’s a gender swap movie,a Sci fi fantasy romance with a desperate,possibly tragic core,but boy,is this movie a stunner!😳😳😳 Combining often photorealistic shots of Tokyo with sun dappled shots of figures running through forests,I was swept away by the absolute beauty of it all❤️❤️❤️ A boy and girl,one from the city,one from the country,occasionally swap bodies, and in doing so help each other in their daily lives,leaving messages on their cell phones,and there are plenty of amusing scenes of a boy finding he has breasts and can’t resist giving them a squeeze,or the girl coping with the thing now between her legs,but these elements are minor compared to the larger story at hand,which turns breathless and dangerous, can these two people change events based around a comet getting closer to earth?  This is best seen with a partner, the love story is a strong one,it’s an emotional film whose tears are well earned,but DAMN is it beautiful!! 😩😩😩❤️❤️❤️🙏🏻🙏🏻 I was utterly blown away with the visuals,it’s no surprise to find this is the most successful anime movie worldwide,and the second biggest in Japan after the remarkable ‘Spirited Away’ it’s certainly on that level of brilliance. It’s very sweet,touching and often cute,but these are all positives,it’s an optimistic, ‘Donnie Darko’, it really deserves your attention,an instant classic of the highest order,I fell in love with it, what a beautiful film👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #yousuckatwatchingmovies #yourname #moviereview
I’m late to the game with ‘Your Name’ 2016, why I missed out on its release I have no clue,because this anime is one of the most striking pieces of animation I’ve ever seen,rivaling Studio Ghibli in its brilliance. Basically,it’s a gender swap movie,a Sci fi fantasy romance with a desperate,possibly tragic core,but boy,is this movie a stunner!😳😳😳 Combining often photorealistic shots of Tokyo with sun dappled shots of figures running through forests,I was swept away by the absolute beauty of it all❤️❤️❤️ A boy and girl,one from the city,one from the country,occasionally swap bodies, and in doing so help each other in their daily lives,leaving messages on their cell phones,and there are plenty of amusing scenes of a boy finding he has breasts and can’t resist giving them a squeeze,or the girl coping with the thing now between her legs,but these elements are minor compared to the larger story at hand,which turns breathless and dangerous, can these two people change events based around a comet getting closer to earth? This is best seen with a partner, the love story is a strong one,it’s an emotional film whose tears are well earned,but DAMN is it beautiful!! 😩😩😩❤️❤️❤️🙏🏻🙏🏻 I was utterly blown away with the visuals,it’s no surprise to find this is the most successful anime movie worldwide,and the second biggest in Japan after the remarkable ‘Spirited Away’ it’s certainly on that level of brilliance. It’s very sweet,touching and often cute,but these are all positives,it’s an optimistic, ‘Donnie Darko’, it really deserves your attention,an instant classic of the highest order,I fell in love with it, what a beautiful film👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #yourname  #moviereview 
Ohh la la!! I first saw ‘Belle Du Jour’ 1967, when I was 15 in 1979, it made quite the impression,one that I’ve never forgotten. When shit erotica like the ‘50 Shades’ crap is making millions, this film and many others lie undiscovered,and that’s a fucking tragedy, because this is a truly great film,with adult themes and ideas that still resonate today. Catherine Deneuve at her most gorgeous plays a bored housewife who decides to become a prostitute during the day when her husband is at work. She loves her husband,but he just doesn’t do it for her,and she has some fantasies that are unfulfilled,some BDSM visions that are pretty edgy, 😳so she sees this as a way of coping. She meets all kinds of strange customers including  little old men,Asian travelers,a gangster type, who might upset her plans, some of their requests show the full range of human strangeness, sometimes funny or even sad. This film is gorgeous,my favorite of Director Luis Buñuel,who often does some surrealistic work,but this tale is told in a relatively strongly narrative way. I’m a fan of the period anyway,but this film really is a beauty,Deneuve is constantly changing outfits,the height of elegant Mod fashion of the time,she is a vision going about her normal and then ‘Afternoon’ life,several characters add tension with the possibility of her husband finding out the truth,but the whole thing is so very French!! I have the Blu-ray , I watch the film all the time,so many inspiring scenes,Catherine is very convincing and simply brilliant,this is a sexy movie,but not a blatant one,little nudity,but it’s sometimes shocking nevertheless,it’s a beauty, in my top 100 flicks. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ it’s on Filmstruck,Amazon. #yousuckatwatchingmovies #moviereview #belledujour
Ohh la la!! I first saw ‘Belle Du Jour’ 1967, when I was 15 in 1979, it made quite the impression,one that I’ve never forgotten. When shit erotica like the ‘50 Shades’ crap is making millions, this film and many others lie undiscovered,and that’s a fucking tragedy, because this is a truly great film,with adult themes and ideas that still resonate today. Catherine Deneuve at her most gorgeous plays a bored housewife who decides to become a prostitute during the day when her husband is at work. She loves her husband,but he just doesn’t do it for her,and she has some fantasies that are unfulfilled,some BDSM visions that are pretty edgy, 😳so she sees this as a way of coping. She meets all kinds of strange customers including little old men,Asian travelers,a gangster type, who might upset her plans, some of their requests show the full range of human strangeness, sometimes funny or even sad. This film is gorgeous,my favorite of Director Luis Buñuel,who often does some surrealistic work,but this tale is told in a relatively strongly narrative way. I’m a fan of the period anyway,but this film really is a beauty,Deneuve is constantly changing outfits,the height of elegant Mod fashion of the time,she is a vision going about her normal and then ‘Afternoon’ life,several characters add tension with the possibility of her husband finding out the truth,but the whole thing is so very French!! I have the Blu-ray , I watch the film all the time,so many inspiring scenes,Catherine is very convincing and simply brilliant,this is a sexy movie,but not a blatant one,little nudity,but it’s sometimes shocking nevertheless,it’s a beauty, in my top 100 flicks. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ it’s on Filmstruck,Amazon. #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #moviereview  #belledujour 
I first heard about ‘Annihilation’ nearly two years ago, I’m a giant fan of Director Alex Garland, so this flick was at the top of my ‘must see’ list, when it was finally released back in February, I was there preview night, beyond excited. But I was unprepared for what I was about to see, and after seeing it a second time, ( on VOD today!!) my initial feelings were confirmed, this is one of the greatest science fiction movies ever. 😳❤️ Natalie Portman is my favorite actress and she plays Lena, a scientist/ ex soldier who’s husband  seemingly lost or dead, suddenly returns, not knowing where’s he’s been or who he is. He has been in ‘The Shimmer’, something had crash landed next to a lighthouse from space and had created an ever expanding area where laws of science are twisted, those that go in, don’t come out. So Lena goes in with 4 other female scientists to get some answers and they are in for some crazy shit😳 The Shimmer is gorgeous, rainbow hued, the atmosphere and light refracted into endless colors, it’s a trip!  The whole movie is often psychedelic, watching it feels like after a good hit of MDMA. Garland is on fire here, it’s tense, often creepy, sometimes so horrendously terrifying it fucking staggers the mind, your jaw WILL drop🤭🤭🤭 It can be beautiful or deadly, it’s unlike I’ve ever seen on screen, much of it practical, it’s truly spectacular. It has a slight Lovecraft feel, ‘The Color out of Space’ springs to mind. All the ladies are brilliant, everything about this production is top notch, superb in every way. You need to do some thinking and just when you think it could not get any wilder, it fucking does😳😈 holy shit.  It’s the best film of the year, one of the greatest Sci-Fi/ Horror flicks ever, an instant classic👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I saw it again on Amazon, I know it’s coming to Netflix soon, but this is THE movie to see in 4K! I’m totally blown away, this is my kinda movie. #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #annihilation #moviereview
I first heard about ‘Annihilation’ nearly two years ago, I’m a giant fan of Director Alex Garland, so this flick was at the top of my ‘must see’ list, when it was finally released back in February, I was there preview night, beyond excited. But I was unprepared for what I was about to see, and after seeing it a second time, ( on VOD today!!) my initial feelings were confirmed, this is one of the greatest science fiction movies ever. 😳❤️ Natalie Portman is my favorite actress and she plays Lena, a scientist/ ex soldier who’s husband seemingly lost or dead, suddenly returns, not knowing where’s he’s been or who he is. He has been in ‘The Shimmer’, something had crash landed next to a lighthouse from space and had created an ever expanding area where laws of science are twisted, those that go in, don’t come out. So Lena goes in with 4 other female scientists to get some answers and they are in for some crazy shit😳 The Shimmer is gorgeous, rainbow hued, the atmosphere and light refracted into endless colors, it’s a trip! The whole movie is often psychedelic, watching it feels like after a good hit of MDMA. Garland is on fire here, it’s tense, often creepy, sometimes so horrendously terrifying it fucking staggers the mind, your jaw WILL drop🤭🤭🤭 It can be beautiful or deadly, it’s unlike I’ve ever seen on screen, much of it practical, it’s truly spectacular. It has a slight Lovecraft feel, ‘The Color out of Space’ springs to mind. All the ladies are brilliant, everything about this production is top notch, superb in every way. You need to do some thinking and just when you think it could not get any wilder, it fucking does😳😈 holy shit. It’s the best film of the year, one of the greatest Sci-Fi/ Horror flicks ever, an instant classic👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I saw it again on Amazon, I know it’s coming to Netflix soon, but this is THE movie to see in 4K! I’m totally blown away, this is my kinda movie. #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #annihilation  #moviereview 
HBO has done another version of Ray Bradbury’s masterpiece of dystopian Sci-Fi, ‘Fahrenheit 451’ starring Michael B Jordan, Michael Shannon and Sofia Boutella, I’m a deep fan of the book, and I was very happy with the updated version. The 3 leads are damn good, Jordan and Shannon playing Firefighters, who, instead of fighting fires, they start them, burning books, computers, files, discs and cds, all the time being watched by ‘The 9’ a type of all intrusive internet, where they get ‘Likes’ and heart emoji’s from the sheep like public. Books make you think they say, which drives you crazy, they give you two opposing answers to the same question, so must be destroyed.  The parallels are not hard to see with non reader Trump and his willfully ignorant followers, so this flick had a scary dose of reality about it.  It looks great, the technology believable, as is the disposition of the drugged up populace, happy to ditch thinking for ‘security’? Surprisingly nuanced and powerful, a damn fine effort. ❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies #farenheit451
HBO has done another version of Ray Bradbury’s masterpiece of dystopian Sci-Fi, ‘Fahrenheit 451’ starring Michael B Jordan, Michael Shannon and Sofia Boutella, I’m a deep fan of the book, and I was very happy with the updated version. The 3 leads are damn good, Jordan and Shannon playing Firefighters, who, instead of fighting fires, they start them, burning books, computers, files, discs and cds, all the time being watched by ‘The 9’ a type of all intrusive internet, where they get ‘Likes’ and heart emoji’s from the sheep like public. Books make you think they say, which drives you crazy, they give you two opposing answers to the same question, so must be destroyed. The parallels are not hard to see with non reader Trump and his willfully ignorant followers, so this flick had a scary dose of reality about it. It looks great, the technology believable, as is the disposition of the drugged up populace, happy to ditch thinking for ‘security’? Surprisingly nuanced and powerful, a damn fine effort. ❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #farenheit451 
Saw ‘Deadpool 2’, to my surprise it was a different film from the first, some of the early scenes felt familiar, but then it shifts gears and it does its own thing, always good. Reynolds continues to shine in this, the amount of jokes at others expense seem to have increased, with hilarious results and there are lots of new characters, most notably Cable and Domino, Brolin was great fun but Zazie Beetz was amazing as the mutant with luck on her side, “ Not Cinematic” Deadpool says, of course we find out it’s quite the opposite in an amazing action sequence that seemed part Tom and Jerry. There were a number of genuine surprises and a few ‘WTF!!😳😳😳😂!’ scenes that had me in stitches, although it was not as action packed, I thought the movie delivered bigtime!  And stick around for the after credits scene, but there’s nothing at the very end, so no need to wait. 🖤❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #moviereview
Saw ‘Deadpool 2’, to my surprise it was a different film from the first, some of the early scenes felt familiar, but then it shifts gears and it does its own thing, always good. Reynolds continues to shine in this, the amount of jokes at others expense seem to have increased, with hilarious results and there are lots of new characters, most notably Cable and Domino, Brolin was great fun but Zazie Beetz was amazing as the mutant with luck on her side, “ Not Cinematic” Deadpool says, of course we find out it’s quite the opposite in an amazing action sequence that seemed part Tom and Jerry. There were a number of genuine surprises and a few ‘WTF!!😳😳😳😂!’ scenes that had me in stitches, although it was not as action packed, I thought the movie delivered bigtime! And stick around for the after credits scene, but there’s nothing at the very end, so no need to wait. 🖤❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #moviereview 
I won’t be covering TV shows here for the most part, unless I find them particularly great or cinematic, and ‘The Terror’ on AMC certainly fits the bill. I started watching on week one, and it’s slowly developed into one of the best TV shows I’ve seen in years, produced by Ridley Scott, 10 episodes tell the partly true story of two ships in the late 1800’s, off to find the northwest passage in the arctic, shit fucks up, they get stuck, only to find there is something out there that likes to eat explorers😱 It’s fucking fantastic, bleak, horrifying, creepy and gorgeous, it looks very real and the cast, especially Jared Harris is exceptional, this is award winning stuff, every week I’m left in awe at what men went through and how fucking amazing the show is.  Each week the horror of the situation creeps over you, it’s peppered with some very effective gore and surprises, all in all, it’s fucking amazing, and I can’t wait to binge it all in one 10 hour stretch!  I think this is as good as it gets, a horror/ history drama of the highest quality, you need to see it. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #theterror
I won’t be covering TV shows here for the most part, unless I find them particularly great or cinematic, and ‘The Terror’ on AMC certainly fits the bill. I started watching on week one, and it’s slowly developed into one of the best TV shows I’ve seen in years, produced by Ridley Scott, 10 episodes tell the partly true story of two ships in the late 1800’s, off to find the northwest passage in the arctic, shit fucks up, they get stuck, only to find there is something out there that likes to eat explorers😱 It’s fucking fantastic, bleak, horrifying, creepy and gorgeous, it looks very real and the cast, especially Jared Harris is exceptional, this is award winning stuff, every week I’m left in awe at what men went through and how fucking amazing the show is. Each week the horror of the situation creeps over you, it’s peppered with some very effective gore and surprises, all in all, it’s fucking amazing, and I can’t wait to binge it all in one 10 hour stretch! I think this is as good as it gets, a horror/ history drama of the highest quality, you need to see it. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #theterror 
MOVIE REVIEW: Batman Ninja - #Repost @colinchristiansmoviepage
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Wow. WOW!!!!😳🤭😍😍🤘🏻 ‘Batman Ninja’ manages to put together 3 of my great loves, Samurai movies, Comic Books and Animation, and it absolutely blew my mind, apart from the Nolan Trilogy, this is my favorite Batman Movie I’ve ever seen.  There’s not much of a story, Gorilla Grodd constructs a time/ space machine that transports Batman, his allies and his rogues gallery back to feudal Japan and there they all get to fight it out, that’s it as far as story goes, it’s a thread only, but the surprises come in the way it’s told, and believe me, this one is a jaw dropper, it’s one of the greatest Anime flicks I’ve ever seen🤭❤️ You have to leave any common sense at the door, it’s so unbelievable, insanely so! Events happen that are in a whole other dimension of believability, and if it being believable or not is an issue for you, then this is not the movie for you!😳 This is not Japan seen through Batman’s eyes, but Batman seen through Japanese eyes, so regular Batman, this is not.  Director  Junpei Mizusaki has created something completely unique, it’s Batshit bonkers!!! My jaw was left hanging open throughout most of the running time, this was most definitely new and exciting for that alone, but that’s just one level, this flick has lots!! 😂😳😳😳 The Joker in particular was brilliant, one of the best I’ve ever seen, so outlandish!  This movie is about the IDEA of Batman, his rogues, but not ABOUT Batman, in other words, if you are not open about the subject? You will hate the movie. The animation looks hand drawn, but it’s computer done for the most part, and that’s no loss here, it added to the insanity. I found it exciting and visually spectacular, another level visuals, and I only saw the Japanese subtitled version, not the English dubbed, the Japanese is the way to go!! Read the fucking subtitles, what are you, four?🤬😳😳😱 Well done DC, I thought this was remarkable.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #batmanninja #moviereview #mindblown On Amazon!!
MOVIE REVIEW: Batman Ninja - #Repost  @colinchristiansmoviepage ・・・ Wow. WOW!!!!😳🤭😍😍🤘🏻 ‘Batman Ninja’ manages to put together 3 of my great loves, Samurai movies, Comic Books and Animation, and it absolutely blew my mind, apart from the Nolan Trilogy, this is my favorite Batman Movie I’ve ever seen. There’s not much of a story, Gorilla Grodd constructs a time/ space machine that transports Batman, his allies and his rogues gallery back to feudal Japan and there they all get to fight it out, that’s it as far as story goes, it’s a thread only, but the surprises come in the way it’s told, and believe me, this one is a jaw dropper, it’s one of the greatest Anime flicks I’ve ever seen🤭❤️ You have to leave any common sense at the door, it’s so unbelievable, insanely so! Events happen that are in a whole other dimension of believability, and if it being believable or not is an issue for you, then this is not the movie for you!😳 This is not Japan seen through Batman’s eyes, but Batman seen through Japanese eyes, so regular Batman, this is not. Director Junpei Mizusaki has created something completely unique, it’s Batshit bonkers!!! My jaw was left hanging open throughout most of the running time, this was most definitely new and exciting for that alone, but that’s just one level, this flick has lots!! 😂😳😳😳 The Joker in particular was brilliant, one of the best I’ve ever seen, so outlandish! This movie is about the IDEA of Batman, his rogues, but not ABOUT Batman, in other words, if you are not open about the subject? You will hate the movie. The animation looks hand drawn, but it’s computer done for the most part, and that’s no loss here, it added to the insanity. I found it exciting and visually spectacular, another level visuals, and I only saw the Japanese subtitled version, not the English dubbed, the Japanese is the way to go!! Read the fucking subtitles, what are you, four?🤬😳😳😱 Well done DC, I thought this was remarkable.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #batmanninja  #moviereview  #mindblown  On Amazon!!
After hearing about all the walk outs at Cannes, I just want to see it even more! I mean come on people, it's an LVT flick, what did you expect? Sunshine and rainbows? #TheHouseThatJackBuilt #LarsVonTrier #YouSuckAtWatchingMovies @colinchristiansmoviepage
Ha! Here is another to add to your list of must see French movies! ‘Revenge’ 2017!!🤭 Jen, ( Matilda Lutz) a very sexy actress is having fun with her married boyfriend in his desert retreat, when two of his encel hunting buddies turn up too early, shit goes downhill, Jen gets raped and left for dead.🤭😱 But Jen has got a lot more going for her than the 3 spunkbubbles knew, and she takes the rest of the movie to get her revenge😱😱😱 This is an unapologetic exploitation flick, with a decidedly feminist twist, and it fucking delivers the goods😈😱 What’s more, the film, directed by Coralie Fargeat is stunning to look at, the desert and its colors are glorious, and Jen, in her tactile bra, holding gigantic rifle is a sight to see! Is it realistic? Oh hell no!! But was ‘Die Hard’? Any of them??? Hell no!! Ridiculous!! Same thing here, and I fucking LOVED it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I have no clue how many gallons of blood were used, but it must have taken a truck to get it out there!😂😂😂😂 For me, it’s the best horror flick so far this year❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 but we still have ‘Hereditary’ and ‘Suspiria’ to go, so we shall see. On Amazon! #yousuckatwatchingmovies #revenge #moviereview
Ha! Here is another to add to your list of must see French movies! ‘Revenge’ 2017!!🤭 Jen, ( Matilda Lutz) a very sexy actress is having fun with her married boyfriend in his desert retreat, when two of his encel hunting buddies turn up too early, shit goes downhill, Jen gets raped and left for dead.🤭😱 But Jen has got a lot more going for her than the 3 spunkbubbles knew, and she takes the rest of the movie to get her revenge😱😱😱 This is an unapologetic exploitation flick, with a decidedly feminist twist, and it fucking delivers the goods😈😱 What’s more, the film, directed by Coralie Fargeat is stunning to look at, the desert and its colors are glorious, and Jen, in her tactile bra, holding gigantic rifle is a sight to see! Is it realistic? Oh hell no!! But was ‘Die Hard’? Any of them??? Hell no!! Ridiculous!! Same thing here, and I fucking LOVED it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I have no clue how many gallons of blood were used, but it must have taken a truck to get it out there!😂😂😂😂 For me, it’s the best horror flick so far this year❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 but we still have ‘Hereditary’ and ‘Suspiria’ to go, so we shall see. On Amazon! #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #revenge  #moviereview 
This is my 100th post, so I figured I should feature a movie I care deeply about, so I’ve picked the Science Fiction Classic, ‘Forbidden Planet’ 1956😍😍🖖🏻 It’s the 23rd century, the Earth spaceship C-57D and her crew captained by John J Adams, played by an unfunny Leslie Nielsen, land on Altair 4 to check up on a lost expedition from 20 years ago, after a rather unwelcoming arrival they meet Professor Morbius played by Walter Pidgeon and an astounding Robby the Robot, what a creation he is!❤️🖖🏻 Morbius tries to hide his daughter Altair -Anne Francis, from the crew, but she has never seen any other men except her father, and she can’t wait to kiss as many as she can!  Morbius is hiding a huge secret on this planet, and he warns of an invisible monster that killed his crew and is sure to start killing again if the men stick around, so the mystery deepens.... I fucking adore this movie, you can see clearly that Star Trek was heavily influenced by it, the sets are full on 50’s Vegas space pad, the costumes and especially Robby are exquisite, Art Deco influenced, all streamlined, glitter and rivets, it’s fucking glorious. The special FX are very creative, everything was made with love and attention to detail, and the story is surprising, it actually requires some thought, there are some big ideas here, true sci fi, it’s most welcome👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️ It’s often funny, it gets creepy towards the end, lots of great concepts are seen and discussed, you can see why it’s rightly regarded as one of the best Sci fi flicks👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Hugely enjoyable, every frame is gorgeous, I have the Blu-ray and watch it several times a year, it’s in my top 100 movies, I just love it👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️ on Amazon, Filmstruck, several other channels... #yousuckatwatchingmovies #forbiddenplanet #moviereview #sciencefiction
This is my 100th post, so I figured I should feature a movie I care deeply about, so I’ve picked the Science Fiction Classic, ‘Forbidden Planet’ 1956😍😍🖖🏻 It’s the 23rd century, the Earth spaceship C-57D and her crew captained by John J Adams, played by an unfunny Leslie Nielsen, land on Altair 4 to check up on a lost expedition from 20 years ago, after a rather unwelcoming arrival they meet Professor Morbius played by Walter Pidgeon and an astounding Robby the Robot, what a creation he is!❤️🖖🏻 Morbius tries to hide his daughter Altair -Anne Francis, from the crew, but she has never seen any other men except her father, and she can’t wait to kiss as many as she can! Morbius is hiding a huge secret on this planet, and he warns of an invisible monster that killed his crew and is sure to start killing again if the men stick around, so the mystery deepens.... I fucking adore this movie, you can see clearly that Star Trek was heavily influenced by it, the sets are full on 50’s Vegas space pad, the costumes and especially Robby are exquisite, Art Deco influenced, all streamlined, glitter and rivets, it’s fucking glorious. The special FX are very creative, everything was made with love and attention to detail, and the story is surprising, it actually requires some thought, there are some big ideas here, true sci fi, it’s most welcome👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️ It’s often funny, it gets creepy towards the end, lots of great concepts are seen and discussed, you can see why it’s rightly regarded as one of the best Sci fi flicks👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Hugely enjoyable, every frame is gorgeous, I have the Blu-ray and watch it several times a year, it’s in my top 100 movies, I just love it👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️ on Amazon, Filmstruck, several other channels... #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #forbiddenplanet  #moviereview  #sciencefiction 
1960 is an important year in horror, several very influential movies came out that year, including this, arguably the darkest of the lot, Michael Powell’s masterpiece ‘Peeping Tom’  Carl Boehm plays Mark, a loner photographer who works at a movie studio during the day and takes ‘Glamour’ shots at night for seedy newsagents, except Carl is out to photograph something and he needs to murder women to help him find it. 😱 He befriends a woman and her blind mother who live downstairs, they are very inquisitive about the quiet man upstairs, what could he be doing in the dark?? 😳😳😳 This movie is lurid, some of the colors leap out of the screen and as we find out more and more about Mark, and his VERY disturbing childhood, the creepier the flick gets😳😱😱 The murders are nasty and when you discover Marks goal?... well, it truly is just about the scariest thing I can think of😱 No shit.  This movie horrified and repulsed viewers to such an extent that the director never worked properly again, he was destroyed in the press, his life and distinguished career ruined. He tried to show something that people just don’t talk about, and was destroyed for attempting it💔 A brilliant film, a fucking masterpiece👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Martin Scorsese has championed the movie, so it’s been brought out of the dark for us to see, it’s 100% must see for any true horror fan. At night, when you think about this film in bed, you go over it’s ideas, the horror of it hits you hard, it’s so disturbing 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 you can see it on Amazon, sometimes YouTube. Try and see the best looking version that you can, it deserves your efforts🖤🖤🤭🤭🤭🤭#yousuckatwatchingmovies #peepingtom #peepingtommovie #moviereview
1960 is an important year in horror, several very influential movies came out that year, including this, arguably the darkest of the lot, Michael Powell’s masterpiece ‘Peeping Tom’ Carl Boehm plays Mark, a loner photographer who works at a movie studio during the day and takes ‘Glamour’ shots at night for seedy newsagents, except Carl is out to photograph something and he needs to murder women to help him find it. 😱 He befriends a woman and her blind mother who live downstairs, they are very inquisitive about the quiet man upstairs, what could he be doing in the dark?? 😳😳😳 This movie is lurid, some of the colors leap out of the screen and as we find out more and more about Mark, and his VERY disturbing childhood, the creepier the flick gets😳😱😱 The murders are nasty and when you discover Marks goal?... well, it truly is just about the scariest thing I can think of😱 No shit. This movie horrified and repulsed viewers to such an extent that the director never worked properly again, he was destroyed in the press, his life and distinguished career ruined. He tried to show something that people just don’t talk about, and was destroyed for attempting it💔 A brilliant film, a fucking masterpiece👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Martin Scorsese has championed the movie, so it’s been brought out of the dark for us to see, it’s 100% must see for any true horror fan. At night, when you think about this film in bed, you go over it’s ideas, the horror of it hits you hard, it’s so disturbing 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 you can see it on Amazon, sometimes YouTube. Try and see the best looking version that you can, it deserves your efforts🖤🖤🤭🤭🤭🤭#yousuckatwatchingmovies  #peepingtom  #peepingtommovie  #moviereview 
Wow. WOW!!!!😳🤭😍😍🤘🏻 ‘Batman Ninja’ manages to put together 3 of my great loves, Samurai movies, Comic Books and Animation, and it absolutely blew my mind, apart from the Nolan Trilogy, this is my favorite Batman Movie I’ve ever seen.  There’s not much of a story, Gorilla Grodd constructs a time/ space machine that transports Batman, his allies and his rogues gallery back to feudal Japan and there they all get to fight it out, that’s it as far as story goes, it’s a thread only, but the surprises come in the way it’s told, and believe me, this one is a jaw dropper, it’s one of the greatest Anime flicks I’ve ever seen🤭❤️ You have to leave any common sense at the door, it’s so unbelievable, insanely so! Events happen that are in a whole other dimension of believability, and if it being believable or not is an issue for you, then this is not the movie for you!😳 This is not Japan seen through Batman’s eyes, but Batman seen through Japanese eyes, so regular Batman, this is not.  Director  Junpei Mizusaki has created something completely unique, it’s Batshit bonkers!!! My jaw was left hanging open throughout most of the running time, this was most definitely new and exciting for that alone, but that’s just one level, this flick has lots!! 😂😳😳😳 The Joker in particular was brilliant, one of the best I’ve ever seen, so outlandish!  This movie is about the IDEA of Batman, his rogues, but not ABOUT Batman, in other words, if you are not open about the subject? You will hate the movie. The animation looks hand drawn, but it’s computer done for the most part, and that’s no loss here, it added to the insanity. I found it exciting and visually spectacular, another level visuals, and I only saw the Japanese subtitled version, not the English dubbed, the Japanese is the way to go!! Read the fucking subtitles, what are you, four?🤬😳😳😱 Well done DC, I thought this was remarkable.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #batmanninja #moviereview #mindblown On Amazon!!
Wow. WOW!!!!😳🤭😍😍🤘🏻 ‘Batman Ninja’ manages to put together 3 of my great loves, Samurai movies, Comic Books and Animation, and it absolutely blew my mind, apart from the Nolan Trilogy, this is my favorite Batman Movie I’ve ever seen. There’s not much of a story, Gorilla Grodd constructs a time/ space machine that transports Batman, his allies and his rogues gallery back to feudal Japan and there they all get to fight it out, that’s it as far as story goes, it’s a thread only, but the surprises come in the way it’s told, and believe me, this one is a jaw dropper, it’s one of the greatest Anime flicks I’ve ever seen🤭❤️ You have to leave any common sense at the door, it’s so unbelievable, insanely so! Events happen that are in a whole other dimension of believability, and if it being believable or not is an issue for you, then this is not the movie for you!😳 This is not Japan seen through Batman’s eyes, but Batman seen through Japanese eyes, so regular Batman, this is not. Director Junpei Mizusaki has created something completely unique, it’s Batshit bonkers!!! My jaw was left hanging open throughout most of the running time, this was most definitely new and exciting for that alone, but that’s just one level, this flick has lots!! 😂😳😳😳 The Joker in particular was brilliant, one of the best I’ve ever seen, so outlandish! This movie is about the IDEA of Batman, his rogues, but not ABOUT Batman, in other words, if you are not open about the subject? You will hate the movie. The animation looks hand drawn, but it’s computer done for the most part, and that’s no loss here, it added to the insanity. I found it exciting and visually spectacular, another level visuals, and I only saw the Japanese subtitled version, not the English dubbed, the Japanese is the way to go!! Read the fucking subtitles, what are you, four?🤬😳😳😱 Well done DC, I thought this was remarkable.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #batmanninja  #moviereview  #mindblown  On Amazon!!
So let me get this straight, Director Nicholas Winding-Refn has made a movie about Supermodels, cannibalism and glitter?  And you ask me if it’s good or bad?😂😂😂😂 I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!!! There are just some things that are levels of love only!!! 😂😂😂 ‘The Neon Demon’ 2016, Starring Elle Fanning, Jena Malone, Abbey Kershaw😜 and Bella Heathcote ( I’m in lust with her and Abbey😜😜😜) There’s not much of a plot, it involves Elle, a fashion model new in town, who’s getting all the good photo ops, and there are jealous people in the industry who want a bit of what she has, although frankly, it seemed to me they had plenty already, but that’s a matter of taste I suppose.  But that’s it really, so there are lots of scenes of photo shoots, of nightclubs, beautiful women, kinky clothes, necrophilia (😳) all sprinkled in blood and glitter, so yes, I LOVE it!! How could I not, someone took photos of the inside of my head and made a movie out of it!!🤪🤪😂😂😂😂 I’m not really able to judge if it’s a good movie or not, because I just don’t care, all I can tell you is it looks gorgeous from start to finish and it’s not fast paced.  Does that help you? 😂😂😂😂😂 You know what it reminds me of? Mario Bava’s Masterpiece ‘Blood and Black Lace’ 1964! If you like this, you need to see that!! ❤️🖤😱 I saw it opening night on a big screen, I was in love. 😍😍😍😍 It’s on Amazon, I would go for the Blu-ray if you can, it’s fucking astonishing looking, as a moving painting it’s tough to beat👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #neondemon #iminlust
So let me get this straight, Director Nicholas Winding-Refn has made a movie about Supermodels, cannibalism and glitter? And you ask me if it’s good or bad?😂😂😂😂 I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!!! There are just some things that are levels of love only!!! 😂😂😂 ‘The Neon Demon’ 2016, Starring Elle Fanning, Jena Malone, Abbey Kershaw😜 and Bella Heathcote ( I’m in lust with her and Abbey😜😜😜) There’s not much of a plot, it involves Elle, a fashion model new in town, who’s getting all the good photo ops, and there are jealous people in the industry who want a bit of what she has, although frankly, it seemed to me they had plenty already, but that’s a matter of taste I suppose. But that’s it really, so there are lots of scenes of photo shoots, of nightclubs, beautiful women, kinky clothes, necrophilia (😳) all sprinkled in blood and glitter, so yes, I LOVE it!! How could I not, someone took photos of the inside of my head and made a movie out of it!!🤪🤪😂😂😂😂 I’m not really able to judge if it’s a good movie or not, because I just don’t care, all I can tell you is it looks gorgeous from start to finish and it’s not fast paced. Does that help you? 😂😂😂😂😂 You know what it reminds me of? Mario Bava’s Masterpiece ‘Blood and Black Lace’ 1964! If you like this, you need to see that!! ❤️🖤😱 I saw it opening night on a big screen, I was in love. 😍😍😍😍 It’s on Amazon, I would go for the Blu-ray if you can, it’s fucking astonishing looking, as a moving painting it’s tough to beat👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #neondemon  #iminlust 
After Kubrick, my favorite director is Alfred Hitchcock, the guy was a genius, his films offer some of the most twisted shit ever, but it’s done in disguise, he’s incredible. ‘Rear Window’ 1954, is one of my favorites, it starts out with Jimmy Stewart being himself, and ends in one of the most gripping, chilling sequences ever put on film. Jeff Jeffries is a war/action photographer who is stuck in his apartment with a broken leg, he’s bored as fuck, it’s too hot, and he’s a voyeur, he likes to watch, everything😜😉 His girlie Lisa is played by a stunning Grace Kelly, but she’s not exciting or kinky enough for Jeff, he likes to watch.  Jeff spends his days peeping into the windows of his neighbors, with a camera or binoculars, especially the booby dancing blonde across the yard (called Miss TORSO! 😳 WTF!?!) and the newly married couple just arrived. Hitchcock cleverly makes us watch too, and we get drawn in.......The couple across the yard are arguing, and from what Jeff ( and us) can make out, there might have been a murder, and the movie slowly builds on that, as Jeff also gets lovely Lisa into his ideas, is he right?? This film is as good as it gets, anyone who says they don’t care for it either dislikes movies or is a fucking idiot, I’ve never been as sure of anything more in my life.  It’s all filmed on one amazing set, Kelly is a vision of loveliness rarely equaled, and Stewart is brilliant at putting an ‘aaww shucks!’ regular guy performance to your basic pervert. It’s brilliant, and subversive. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ The film builds, and by the time Lisa is scaling buildings I’ve lost my shit in suspense, this film is rightly praised as one of the most suspenseful ever, it’s fucking AWESOME.  Hitchcock is a remarkable artist, there’s no doubt in my mind, his films are full of kinky ideas and characters, sexual curiosities both regular and extreme, as well as all the murderers, and he makes it all seem normal, he’s masterful. This film is a fucking masterpiece, in my top 10 best flicks ever. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️ #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #rearwindow #moviereview #dirtybastard
After Kubrick, my favorite director is Alfred Hitchcock, the guy was a genius, his films offer some of the most twisted shit ever, but it’s done in disguise, he’s incredible. ‘Rear Window’ 1954, is one of my favorites, it starts out with Jimmy Stewart being himself, and ends in one of the most gripping, chilling sequences ever put on film. Jeff Jeffries is a war/action photographer who is stuck in his apartment with a broken leg, he’s bored as fuck, it’s too hot, and he’s a voyeur, he likes to watch, everything😜😉 His girlie Lisa is played by a stunning Grace Kelly, but she’s not exciting or kinky enough for Jeff, he likes to watch. Jeff spends his days peeping into the windows of his neighbors, with a camera or binoculars, especially the booby dancing blonde across the yard (called Miss TORSO! 😳 WTF!?!) and the newly married couple just arrived. Hitchcock cleverly makes us watch too, and we get drawn in.......The couple across the yard are arguing, and from what Jeff ( and us) can make out, there might have been a murder, and the movie slowly builds on that, as Jeff also gets lovely Lisa into his ideas, is he right?? This film is as good as it gets, anyone who says they don’t care for it either dislikes movies or is a fucking idiot, I’ve never been as sure of anything more in my life. It’s all filmed on one amazing set, Kelly is a vision of loveliness rarely equaled, and Stewart is brilliant at putting an ‘aaww shucks!’ regular guy performance to your basic pervert. It’s brilliant, and subversive. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ The film builds, and by the time Lisa is scaling buildings I’ve lost my shit in suspense, this film is rightly praised as one of the most suspenseful ever, it’s fucking AWESOME. Hitchcock is a remarkable artist, there’s no doubt in my mind, his films are full of kinky ideas and characters, sexual curiosities both regular and extreme, as well as all the murderers, and he makes it all seem normal, he’s masterful. This film is a fucking masterpiece, in my top 10 best flicks ever. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️ #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #rearwindow  #moviereview  #dirtybastard 
Yikes. The French can come up with some amazing fucked up shit, and as a member of the French wave of extreme horror, ‘Frontier(s)’ 2007, is no exception, it’s terrifying 😱. A group of French Arabians  is driving out of Paris, they were involved in violence, the police after them, a couple of them drive into the country to find a hotel where they can all meet, the two guys find an inn in the middle of nowhere, just perfect.  The staff are French rednecks, the women are VERY friendly, which set off a chain of events that are truly horrifying. The horror gets worse and worse, you think, “ oh no, they won’t do THAT?” Oh yes they do fuckers, and worse. 🤭🤭😳😱 All bets are off, anything can happen, and it does. 💀 So add this one to your list of hardcore horror movies, it does not fuck around. On Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies #frontier(s) #moviereview
Yikes. The French can come up with some amazing fucked up shit, and as a member of the French wave of extreme horror, ‘Frontier(s)’ 2007, is no exception, it’s terrifying 😱. A group of French Arabians is driving out of Paris, they were involved in violence, the police after them, a couple of them drive into the country to find a hotel where they can all meet, the two guys find an inn in the middle of nowhere, just perfect. The staff are French rednecks, the women are VERY friendly, which set off a chain of events that are truly horrifying. The horror gets worse and worse, you think, “ oh no, they won’t do THAT?” Oh yes they do fuckers, and worse. 🤭🤭😳😱 All bets are off, anything can happen, and it does. 💀 So add this one to your list of hardcore horror movies, it does not fuck around. On Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #frontier (s) #moviereview 
‘Blood for Dracula’ 1974 is a vampire film like no other, cult actor Udo Kier plays the Count with such perfection, he was born to play the bloodthirsty aristocrat!  It opens in Transylvania, he is ghostly white, applying black color to his hair and rouge to his cheeks, he’s done in, at his wits end, there are no more ‘Wirgins’, he’s had them all! 😂so his assistant tells him to go to catholic Italy, surely there he will have more luck?  So off he sets in an old car, in a gorgeous coat, coffin on the roof, if it sounds funny, that’s because it is, it’s often hilarious😂  He is so frail, but he gets some strength when his assistant soaks a loaf of bread in a young girls blood at a car accident🤭😳He ends up at a local Italian mansion, they have 4 beautiful Pre-Raphaelite daughters, could they all be wirgins?  Unfortunately for Dracula, the household handyman (Joe Dallesandro) is from Brooklyn, and he loves servicing the family beauties, will the Count get his fill before the handyman??😂😂😂😂😱this film is awesome! The photography, sets, costumes are gorgeous, it’s really a beautiful film, and once the blood starts flowing, it never stops😱😂 Great score, magnificent direction and Udo Kier is unforgettable, it’s a sexy movie, fucking funny and gory, a must see for any vampire fan!! On Amazon, it’s a beauty!! #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #bloodfordracula #moviereview
‘Blood for Dracula’ 1974 is a vampire film like no other, cult actor Udo Kier plays the Count with such perfection, he was born to play the bloodthirsty aristocrat! It opens in Transylvania, he is ghostly white, applying black color to his hair and rouge to his cheeks, he’s done in, at his wits end, there are no more ‘Wirgins’, he’s had them all! 😂so his assistant tells him to go to catholic Italy, surely there he will have more luck? So off he sets in an old car, in a gorgeous coat, coffin on the roof, if it sounds funny, that’s because it is, it’s often hilarious😂 He is so frail, but he gets some strength when his assistant soaks a loaf of bread in a young girls blood at a car accident🤭😳He ends up at a local Italian mansion, they have 4 beautiful Pre-Raphaelite daughters, could they all be wirgins? Unfortunately for Dracula, the household handyman (Joe Dallesandro) is from Brooklyn, and he loves servicing the family beauties, will the Count get his fill before the handyman??😂😂😂😂😱this film is awesome! The photography, sets, costumes are gorgeous, it’s really a beautiful film, and once the blood starts flowing, it never stops😱😂 Great score, magnificent direction and Udo Kier is unforgettable, it’s a sexy movie, fucking funny and gory, a must see for any vampire fan!! On Amazon, it’s a beauty!! #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #bloodfordracula  #moviereview 
Let me get this out of the way right at the start, I’m crazy about Samurai films and Takashi Miike’s ‘13 Assassins’ 2010, is not only one of the very best, but it’s also one of the greatest action flicks ever and in my top 100 best films of all time. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ It’s 1844, the Samurai are in decline, a crazy relative of the Shogun, Lord Naritsugu, is killing everyone in sight, so Shimada Shinzaemon is approached to take this asshole out to avoid shame to the Shogun. We get to see the madman’s handiwork, and it will stop you in your fucking tracks🤭🤭🤭😱 Naritsugu is a fuck of the highest order!! Holeee shit!! Luckily, Shimada Shinzaemon is one of cinemas greatest badasses, and he gathers a posse of the last 12 great Samurai to take out the crazy fuck and his ARMY.  The second half of the film is just one giant battle, set in a village, so jaw dropping, so fucking MAGNIFICENT, I lose my mind every time, it’s fucking BEAUTIFUL😩😩😩😩 Such awe inspiring carnage!!! Most of his 13 are older guys, and these fuckers are like lightning!!! Swords flash, arrows fly, Spears and rocks thrown, bodies fall, over and over!! FANFUCKINGTASTIC!!! 😭😭😭😭 it’s glorious. I love this movie, my personal favorite of all Miike’s films, an instant action classic, superb in every way. Can you tell I love it??😂😂😂 on Netflix and Amazon, I’m jealous of those about to see it for the first time🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 watch in AWE! It starts slow, but don’t worry..... #yousuckatwatchingmovies #13assassins  #moviereview
Let me get this out of the way right at the start, I’m crazy about Samurai films and Takashi Miike’s ‘13 Assassins’ 2010, is not only one of the very best, but it’s also one of the greatest action flicks ever and in my top 100 best films of all time. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ It’s 1844, the Samurai are in decline, a crazy relative of the Shogun, Lord Naritsugu, is killing everyone in sight, so Shimada Shinzaemon is approached to take this asshole out to avoid shame to the Shogun. We get to see the madman’s handiwork, and it will stop you in your fucking tracks🤭🤭🤭😱 Naritsugu is a fuck of the highest order!! Holeee shit!! Luckily, Shimada Shinzaemon is one of cinemas greatest badasses, and he gathers a posse of the last 12 great Samurai to take out the crazy fuck and his ARMY. The second half of the film is just one giant battle, set in a village, so jaw dropping, so fucking MAGNIFICENT, I lose my mind every time, it’s fucking BEAUTIFUL😩😩😩😩 Such awe inspiring carnage!!! Most of his 13 are older guys, and these fuckers are like lightning!!! Swords flash, arrows fly, Spears and rocks thrown, bodies fall, over and over!! FANFUCKINGTASTIC!!! 😭😭😭😭 it’s glorious. I love this movie, my personal favorite of all Miike’s films, an instant action classic, superb in every way. Can you tell I love it??😂😂😂 on Netflix and Amazon, I’m jealous of those about to see it for the first time🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 watch in AWE! It starts slow, but don’t worry..... #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #13assassins  #moviereview 
Canadian Director David Cronenberg is the undisputed master of ‘Body Horror’ he pretty much invented the genre, and I find his movie ‘The Brood’ 1979 one of his scariest and most horrifying. Franks wife Nola is having some serious psychological problems and Frank is worried about their child Candice, so Nola goes off to an experimental clinic run by a brilliant Oliver Reed, he has found a way for inner trauma to express itself in a physical way on the body😳  You see some of his other patients grow boils and wounds as they receive treatment, it’s fucking disturbing. Frank is trying to get on with his life, but those around him are getting horribly murdered by something that looks like children, the murders are scary as fuck😳😳😱😱😱 So we follow Frank as he tries to discover the truth, and protect his daughter🤭 The movie is set in Canada, it’s cold and weird, everything is ‘off’, the whole film is tense and gets creepier and creepier as it goes on, this is a GREAT horror movie👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 by the time you get to the final reel, the horror piles on, this movie is just brilliant👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 all of Cronenberg’s early work is worth seeing, all interesting, this happens to be one of his best, you need to see it!!! On Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies #thebrood #moviereview
Canadian Director David Cronenberg is the undisputed master of ‘Body Horror’ he pretty much invented the genre, and I find his movie ‘The Brood’ 1979 one of his scariest and most horrifying. Franks wife Nola is having some serious psychological problems and Frank is worried about their child Candice, so Nola goes off to an experimental clinic run by a brilliant Oliver Reed, he has found a way for inner trauma to express itself in a physical way on the body😳 You see some of his other patients grow boils and wounds as they receive treatment, it’s fucking disturbing. Frank is trying to get on with his life, but those around him are getting horribly murdered by something that looks like children, the murders are scary as fuck😳😳😱😱😱 So we follow Frank as he tries to discover the truth, and protect his daughter🤭 The movie is set in Canada, it’s cold and weird, everything is ‘off’, the whole film is tense and gets creepier and creepier as it goes on, this is a GREAT horror movie👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 by the time you get to the final reel, the horror piles on, this movie is just brilliant👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 all of Cronenberg’s early work is worth seeing, all interesting, this happens to be one of his best, you need to see it!!! On Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #thebrood  #moviereview 
This might be what you call a guilty pleasure movie, it’s kinda silly, but you will love it anyway, from 2002, it’s ‘Reign of Fire’🤘🏻 Christian Bale is the leader of a group living in a castle in future England, the world has been overrun with Dragons, they have killed nearly everything, pockets of survivors fighting for existence all over the planet. One day Matthew McConaughey comes in, riding a giant tank with a bunch of army buddies, oh no, here come the Americans!!😂😂😂😂😂 They say they are dragon killers and are here to help, so the movie kicks off.  This flick, directed by the ‘X-Files’ Rob Bowman, is a shitload of fun, utterly preposterous but if you are willing to ditch your common sense, this movie delivers!! Matthew gets to chew up the scenery, he is a barrel of laughs, and the dragons themselves are wonderful, apart from ‘Dragonslayer’ 1981, they are the best live action dragons ever. It’s not boring for a second, everyone seems to be having a great time and it shows. Very solid action, funny and tense, you could do worse. On Amazon. #yousuckatwatchingmovies #reignoffire #moviereview
This might be what you call a guilty pleasure movie, it’s kinda silly, but you will love it anyway, from 2002, it’s ‘Reign of Fire’🤘🏻 Christian Bale is the leader of a group living in a castle in future England, the world has been overrun with Dragons, they have killed nearly everything, pockets of survivors fighting for existence all over the planet. One day Matthew McConaughey comes in, riding a giant tank with a bunch of army buddies, oh no, here come the Americans!!😂😂😂😂😂 They say they are dragon killers and are here to help, so the movie kicks off. This flick, directed by the ‘X-Files’ Rob Bowman, is a shitload of fun, utterly preposterous but if you are willing to ditch your common sense, this movie delivers!! Matthew gets to chew up the scenery, he is a barrel of laughs, and the dragons themselves are wonderful, apart from ‘Dragonslayer’ 1981, they are the best live action dragons ever. It’s not boring for a second, everyone seems to be having a great time and it shows. Very solid action, funny and tense, you could do worse. On Amazon. #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #reignoffire  #moviereview 
The 70’s were a great time for political thrillers, my favorite, which dips its toes into horror is ‘Marathon Man’(1976) starring Dustin Hoffman as a history student following in the steps of his father, who committed suicide. He thinks his brother played by Roy Scheider is in the oil business, but he really works for a shady government agency that helps Nazis when necessary.  One of these Nazis, a concentration camp dentist played with horrifying menace by Laurence Olivier, is coming to collect his Nazi diamonds, and through a series of events, suspects Hoffman may know something.  This flick is fucking amazing, parts of it are terrifying, so tense, Olivier is way too believable, there are scenes of him in NY walking in Jewish districts that are white knuckle, and there is the famous scene of him trying to get info from Hoffman with dentistry as torture 😳😳😳😳😳 “ Is It Safe??” Holy shit. The soundtrack is amazing, the direction tight as fuck, so many twists and turns, it’s a classic!!! On Netflix and amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies #marathonman #moviereview
The 70’s were a great time for political thrillers, my favorite, which dips its toes into horror is ‘Marathon Man’(1976) starring Dustin Hoffman as a history student following in the steps of his father, who committed suicide. He thinks his brother played by Roy Scheider is in the oil business, but he really works for a shady government agency that helps Nazis when necessary. One of these Nazis, a concentration camp dentist played with horrifying menace by Laurence Olivier, is coming to collect his Nazi diamonds, and through a series of events, suspects Hoffman may know something. This flick is fucking amazing, parts of it are terrifying, so tense, Olivier is way too believable, there are scenes of him in NY walking in Jewish districts that are white knuckle, and there is the famous scene of him trying to get info from Hoffman with dentistry as torture 😳😳😳😳😳 “ Is It Safe??” Holy shit. The soundtrack is amazing, the direction tight as fuck, so many twists and turns, it’s a classic!!! On Netflix and amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #marathonman  #moviereview 
I will be reviewing a lot of serial killer movies, it’s a fascinating subject, one of my very favorites is ‘Perfume The Story of a Murderer’ (2006) why this movie has not had a giant Blu-ray release in the US is a fucking mystery, it’s gorgeous in every way possible❤️❤️❤️ Directed by Tom ‘Run Lola Run’ Tykwer, a period drama/thriller starring Ben Whiteshaw as Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, a man with the most sensitive nose on the planet (?) Who makes perfumes for Dustin Hoffman, a perfumer who can teach him how to capture scent of all things, Grenouille has darker ambitions though, he wishes to capture the scent of women, and is happy to kill to get  what he wants. 😳 This film is simply incredible looking, every frame is sumptuous, gorgeous, a museum of paintings come to life, it’s astonishing. It also has some remarkable beauties in its cast, one of which is said to be the most beautiful woman in Europe, Alan Rickman is her father, and he understands that Grenouille is after her too😳  This film actually makes you feel as though you can smell it! It’s such a strange sensation, but Tykwer helps you understand the smells, it’s brilliant!!! I have to mention the gorgeous score, it swoons, its druggy, so gorgeous, and the ending!!😳😳😳😂 you will not believe your eyes, the last third contains one of the wildest scenes ever!! Why more have not seen this, I have no idea, it’s something else! Anyone who loves movies has to see it!! I LOVE this flick!! It’s on Amazon, if you get the chance to buy a Blu-ray, do it!! Kinda sexy, kinda weird..... it’s fabulous👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies #perfumestoryofamurderer #moviereview
I will be reviewing a lot of serial killer movies, it’s a fascinating subject, one of my very favorites is ‘Perfume The Story of a Murderer’ (2006) why this movie has not had a giant Blu-ray release in the US is a fucking mystery, it’s gorgeous in every way possible❤️❤️❤️ Directed by Tom ‘Run Lola Run’ Tykwer, a period drama/thriller starring Ben Whiteshaw as Jean-Baptiste Grenouille, a man with the most sensitive nose on the planet (?) Who makes perfumes for Dustin Hoffman, a perfumer who can teach him how to capture scent of all things, Grenouille has darker ambitions though, he wishes to capture the scent of women, and is happy to kill to get what he wants. 😳 This film is simply incredible looking, every frame is sumptuous, gorgeous, a museum of paintings come to life, it’s astonishing. It also has some remarkable beauties in its cast, one of which is said to be the most beautiful woman in Europe, Alan Rickman is her father, and he understands that Grenouille is after her too😳 This film actually makes you feel as though you can smell it! It’s such a strange sensation, but Tykwer helps you understand the smells, it’s brilliant!!! I have to mention the gorgeous score, it swoons, its druggy, so gorgeous, and the ending!!😳😳😳😂 you will not believe your eyes, the last third contains one of the wildest scenes ever!! Why more have not seen this, I have no idea, it’s something else! Anyone who loves movies has to see it!! I LOVE this flick!! It’s on Amazon, if you get the chance to buy a Blu-ray, do it!! Kinda sexy, kinda weird..... it’s fabulous👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #perfumestoryofamurderer  #moviereview 
In 1981 I watched a little horror movie, ‘Dead and Buried’, directed by Gary Sherman, sadly, it’s one of those movies that seems to have been forgotten, which is a shame, this flick delivers on all fronts, story, characters and some great practical gore by the late, brilliant, Stan Winston❤️❤️❤️ The film is set in the little New England town of Potters Bluff, the local sheriff is trying to figure out why visitors seem to be missing or meeting extremely violent ends, what the fuck is going on? This one is story driven, so I can’t say any more, but I will say the movie has an exceptional character in the local mortician Dobbs played by grim hilarity by Jack Albertson, he is a delight, driving around listening to Glenn Miller, talking about the fun he’ll have fixing up the rapidly piling up corpses, he’s awesome!❤️❤️❤️😳😂😂😂 It’s a small, creepy, old fashioned kinda story, with some inspired gore, it really deserves a bigger audience👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 on Shudder... #deadandburied #yousuckatwatchingmovies #moviereview
In 1981 I watched a little horror movie, ‘Dead and Buried’, directed by Gary Sherman, sadly, it’s one of those movies that seems to have been forgotten, which is a shame, this flick delivers on all fronts, story, characters and some great practical gore by the late, brilliant, Stan Winston❤️❤️❤️ The film is set in the little New England town of Potters Bluff, the local sheriff is trying to figure out why visitors seem to be missing or meeting extremely violent ends, what the fuck is going on? This one is story driven, so I can’t say any more, but I will say the movie has an exceptional character in the local mortician Dobbs played by grim hilarity by Jack Albertson, he is a delight, driving around listening to Glenn Miller, talking about the fun he’ll have fixing up the rapidly piling up corpses, he’s awesome!❤️❤️❤️😳😂😂😂 It’s a small, creepy, old fashioned kinda story, with some inspired gore, it really deserves a bigger audience👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 on Shudder... #deadandburied  #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #moviereview 
I love the work of Johnathan Glazer, his second movie, ‘Sexy Beast’ (2000) is one of the best crime films ever, not only that, Ben Kingsley delivers one of the scariest characters ever put on film, he is a fucking monster, once he gets started you will want to hide under the couch!  Ray Winstone is Gal Dove, a retired gangster living the quiet life in Spain with his partner, ex porn star Deedee, and two friends, the four are so obviously happy together, it’s kinda joyful to see. Gal and Deedee are in love, I would argue that this is one of the more romantic movies out there, it’s beautiful. This quiet is spoilt by the arrival of Kingsley, playing gangster Don Logan, so upsetting is he it’s amazing, Kingsley rightfully got an Oscar nod for his work, he fucking earns it!😳😱 Don and a ice cold Ian McShane want Gal for one last job, will he comply?  This movie is so good, I’m crazy for it, it grabs you and never lets go, Glazer is a very talented Director, and you really get to see him at his best here, I think this film is close to perfect👌👌👌 It gets unbelievably tense, and it’s unpredictable too, I think it’s one of the finest crime stories to grace the screen, it’s brilliant❤️ So, do whatever you can to see this one ASAP, you will be happy you did, I’ve never met anyone who didn’t love this flick. #yousuckatwatchingmovies #sexybeast #moviereview #spunkbubble
I love the work of Johnathan Glazer, his second movie, ‘Sexy Beast’ (2000) is one of the best crime films ever, not only that, Ben Kingsley delivers one of the scariest characters ever put on film, he is a fucking monster, once he gets started you will want to hide under the couch! Ray Winstone is Gal Dove, a retired gangster living the quiet life in Spain with his partner, ex porn star Deedee, and two friends, the four are so obviously happy together, it’s kinda joyful to see. Gal and Deedee are in love, I would argue that this is one of the more romantic movies out there, it’s beautiful. This quiet is spoilt by the arrival of Kingsley, playing gangster Don Logan, so upsetting is he it’s amazing, Kingsley rightfully got an Oscar nod for his work, he fucking earns it!😳😱 Don and a ice cold Ian McShane want Gal for one last job, will he comply? This movie is so good, I’m crazy for it, it grabs you and never lets go, Glazer is a very talented Director, and you really get to see him at his best here, I think this film is close to perfect👌👌👌 It gets unbelievably tense, and it’s unpredictable too, I think it’s one of the finest crime stories to grace the screen, it’s brilliant❤️ So, do whatever you can to see this one ASAP, you will be happy you did, I’ve never met anyone who didn’t love this flick. #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #sexybeast  #moviereview  #spunkbubble 
‘Ichi the Killer’(2001’) one of Takashi Miike’s wildest flicks, the plot is way too convoluted to describe here, let’s just say a yakuza boss goes missing and his enforcer goes looking for him, causing mayhem along the way. When I first saw this I was so shocked it actually to me aback, I could not believe my eyes, this movie is so fucking violent it’s on a whole other level!!! Some of the violence is plain horrible, women get beaten up and raped, it’s appalling, other parts are ghastly, torture, plain and simple, yet other scenes are obviously manga inspired, so ridiculous as to be comical, and the movie is often funny, so it’s full of mixed signals. 😳😍🤮🤭🤨 It moves along at a fair clip, some of the story beats are nearly incomprehensible, WTF is going on?? but then there is another scene of extremely graphic violence, the whole movie is a kick in the face! In fact, the titles form in a puddle of sperm, so you know you are on different ground here. 😳 It’s still banned in some places, so that should tell you something! An ultraviolence classic👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 on Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies #ichithekiller #moviereview
‘Ichi the Killer’(2001’) one of Takashi Miike’s wildest flicks, the plot is way too convoluted to describe here, let’s just say a yakuza boss goes missing and his enforcer goes looking for him, causing mayhem along the way. When I first saw this I was so shocked it actually to me aback, I could not believe my eyes, this movie is so fucking violent it’s on a whole other level!!! Some of the violence is plain horrible, women get beaten up and raped, it’s appalling, other parts are ghastly, torture, plain and simple, yet other scenes are obviously manga inspired, so ridiculous as to be comical, and the movie is often funny, so it’s full of mixed signals. 😳😍🤮🤭🤨 It moves along at a fair clip, some of the story beats are nearly incomprehensible, WTF is going on?? but then there is another scene of extremely graphic violence, the whole movie is a kick in the face! In fact, the titles form in a puddle of sperm, so you know you are on different ground here. 😳 It’s still banned in some places, so that should tell you something! An ultraviolence classic👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 on Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #ichithekiller  #moviereview 
I’m not sure why I’m putting this movie up here, I know at least one of you will LOVE it and the rest will hate ‘The Greasy Strangler’(2016) So this is one of those flicks I can’t really recommend, but the curious will be happy I did! Imagine if you will, ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ with a 70 year old lead, an old man and his adult son, who give walking ‘Disco Tours’, they go through a series of disgusting scenarios, and I mean DISGUSTING, the old man is the Greasy Strangler who covers himself in grease before killing people, he puts grease on everything, it’s revolting. I don’t know what else to say, it reminds me a little of early John Waters, or very early Peter Jackson, but Director Jim Hosking has his own thing going on. I think those that seek out gross videos on YouTube will get a kick out of it, the flick is often hysterical, gory, but mostly disgusting, do not watch while eating!!! On Amazon. Let me know how you get on❤️😈 #yousuckatwatchingmovies #thegreasystrangler #moviereview
I’m not sure why I’m putting this movie up here, I know at least one of you will LOVE it and the rest will hate ‘The Greasy Strangler’(2016) So this is one of those flicks I can’t really recommend, but the curious will be happy I did! Imagine if you will, ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ with a 70 year old lead, an old man and his adult son, who give walking ‘Disco Tours’, they go through a series of disgusting scenarios, and I mean DISGUSTING, the old man is the Greasy Strangler who covers himself in grease before killing people, he puts grease on everything, it’s revolting. I don’t know what else to say, it reminds me a little of early John Waters, or very early Peter Jackson, but Director Jim Hosking has his own thing going on. I think those that seek out gross videos on YouTube will get a kick out of it, the flick is often hysterical, gory, but mostly disgusting, do not watch while eating!!! On Amazon. Let me know how you get on❤️😈 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #thegreasystrangler  #moviereview 
In 1983 I sat down in a large theater in Plymouth, UK, there was only one other person there, and I watched one of the greatest cinematic experiences I’ve ever had, I still vividly remember it as if it was just last week, because once seen, never forgotten, ‘Koyaanisqatsi’ will do that to you👏🏻❤️ It’s directed by Godfrey Reggio, cinematography by Ron Fricke and soundtrack by Philip Glass, these 3 people created something that was completely unique in the history of cinema, a documentary about the Earth, about people, with no narration, just images and music, the fact that each of them were arguably the greatest ever helped a lot. 😂 The film uses speeded up techniques, slowed down, strange angles, all manner of cinematic techniques to get its message across and with the use of Glass’s music, created a moving, sensory EXPERIENCE. It was Philip Glass’ first score, and to me it remains his greatest achievement, you will recognize a lot of it, bits of it have appeared in all media since it was released, along with ‘2001’, it’s the greatest mix of music to image ever, and it still stands over 35 years later. Basically, the movie starts out slow, and then speeds up, in images and score, it takes you on a journey, many movies have copied it since, including its lesser sequels, but this is #1, and it remains that way. Parts felt like you were on a rollercoaster, others assaulted your eyes with speeded up car journeys at night, through cities in seconds, along freeways, up escalators, through crowds over rivers and fields, it’s extraordinary😳😳😳 But the score? Holy shit. No words.  I still think it’s one of the greatest art films ever made, I never tire of it, an honest to goodness masterpiece. You can see where ‘Interstellar’ got inspired, so many films started here❤️❤️❤️ But as far as image and music together goes? This is it, one does not live without the other, your mind WILL be blown😳🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 ‘Koyaanisqatsi’ in the Hopi language means ‘Life out of Balance’ and watching this film, you just get what that means ❤️Turn out the lights, crank up the sound and watch on the biggest screen you can, it’s a wild ride❤️ on Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies
In 1983 I sat down in a large theater in Plymouth, UK, there was only one other person there, and I watched one of the greatest cinematic experiences I’ve ever had, I still vividly remember it as if it was just last week, because once seen, never forgotten, ‘Koyaanisqatsi’ will do that to you👏🏻❤️ It’s directed by Godfrey Reggio, cinematography by Ron Fricke and soundtrack by Philip Glass, these 3 people created something that was completely unique in the history of cinema, a documentary about the Earth, about people, with no narration, just images and music, the fact that each of them were arguably the greatest ever helped a lot. 😂 The film uses speeded up techniques, slowed down, strange angles, all manner of cinematic techniques to get its message across and with the use of Glass’s music, created a moving, sensory EXPERIENCE. It was Philip Glass’ first score, and to me it remains his greatest achievement, you will recognize a lot of it, bits of it have appeared in all media since it was released, along with ‘2001’, it’s the greatest mix of music to image ever, and it still stands over 35 years later. Basically, the movie starts out slow, and then speeds up, in images and score, it takes you on a journey, many movies have copied it since, including its lesser sequels, but this is #1 , and it remains that way. Parts felt like you were on a rollercoaster, others assaulted your eyes with speeded up car journeys at night, through cities in seconds, along freeways, up escalators, through crowds over rivers and fields, it’s extraordinary😳😳😳 But the score? Holy shit. No words. I still think it’s one of the greatest art films ever made, I never tire of it, an honest to goodness masterpiece. You can see where ‘Interstellar’ got inspired, so many films started here❤️❤️❤️ But as far as image and music together goes? This is it, one does not live without the other, your mind WILL be blown😳🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 ‘Koyaanisqatsi’ in the Hopi language means ‘Life out of Balance’ and watching this film, you just get what that means ❤️Turn out the lights, crank up the sound and watch on the biggest screen you can, it’s a wild ride❤️ on Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies 
Stanley Kubrick is my favorite Director ,when it comes down to it,that’s because of just 3 films ,’2001  A Space Odyssey’ (1968), The Shining’ (1980) and this film, ‘A Clockwork Orange’ (1971) I was too young to see it at the movies,and Kubrick withdrew it from being seen in the UK until the late 90’s, so the only way a film buff like me could watch it was on a bootleg VHS from Europe or the US,which is how I saw it,under threat of jail time,I am overwhelmingly anti Censorship, so I risked it all for art. 😱😍😍😍😍Set in the near future,Malcolm McDowell plays Alex,a gang member,a ‘Droog’ who very simply loves violence,including rape.  His gang goes around attacking old people,driving recklessly,committing home invasions,robbing and fighting other gangs,this film is about the consequences of violence,and society’s reaction to it,it asks lots of questions and there lies its brilliance. The horrible fact is that we like Alex,he’s charming and funny,despite being the worst sort of person, it makes us ask questions about ourselves and is damn entertaining while doing it. This film was made during peak Mod fashion ( my favorite) so there’s lots of white, lots of spacey furniture and fashion,and,a giant mod penis sculpture,of course I love this movie😂😂😂❤️ The gang wants to move up in the world,they are tired of Alex’s leadership,so set him up and call the cops, and this is the start of attempts to deal with violence,how do you do that? And the absolute genius of the movie takes hold,it’s fucking fantastic, exhilarating,cathartic,funny,sad,violent,the movie puts you through the wringer,do you still care about Alex?  It has its own gang language,”Viddy Well!”😂😂😂 and is super stylish,it’s easily one of the best movies of the 70’s, has an incredible electronic classical score,brilliant and disturbing violence,and the best use of ‘Singin in the Rain’ outside the original. 😂This really is must see cinema,it rarely gets any better.  On Amazon.sometimes Netflix #yousuckatwatchingmovies #aclockworkorange #moviereview
Stanley Kubrick is my favorite Director ,when it comes down to it,that’s because of just 3 films ,’2001 A Space Odyssey’ (1968), The Shining’ (1980) and this film, ‘A Clockwork Orange’ (1971) I was too young to see it at the movies,and Kubrick withdrew it from being seen in the UK until the late 90’s, so the only way a film buff like me could watch it was on a bootleg VHS from Europe or the US,which is how I saw it,under threat of jail time,I am overwhelmingly anti Censorship, so I risked it all for art. 😱😍😍😍😍Set in the near future,Malcolm McDowell plays Alex,a gang member,a ‘Droog’ who very simply loves violence,including rape. His gang goes around attacking old people,driving recklessly,committing home invasions,robbing and fighting other gangs,this film is about the consequences of violence,and society’s reaction to it,it asks lots of questions and there lies its brilliance. The horrible fact is that we like Alex,he’s charming and funny,despite being the worst sort of person, it makes us ask questions about ourselves and is damn entertaining while doing it. This film was made during peak Mod fashion ( my favorite) so there’s lots of white, lots of spacey furniture and fashion,and,a giant mod penis sculpture,of course I love this movie😂😂😂❤️ The gang wants to move up in the world,they are tired of Alex’s leadership,so set him up and call the cops, and this is the start of attempts to deal with violence,how do you do that? And the absolute genius of the movie takes hold,it’s fucking fantastic, exhilarating,cathartic,funny,sad,violent,the movie puts you through the wringer,do you still care about Alex? It has its own gang language,”Viddy Well!”😂😂😂 and is super stylish,it’s easily one of the best movies of the 70’s, has an incredible electronic classical score,brilliant and disturbing violence,and the best use of ‘Singin in the Rain’ outside the original. 😂This really is must see cinema,it rarely gets any better. On Amazon.sometimes Netflix #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #aclockworkorange  #moviereview 
I have no clue as to why ‘V For Vendetta’ (2005) is not near the top of everyone’s favorite comic book movie, yes, there are a few changes to the book, but the basics and spirit is there, especially with the Orange One in the big chair,Fox on the airwaves and Obama’s droning everything in sight. Try watching it now and it’s no longer a fiction but practically a documentary, and if you’re not disturbed by that, that makes you the problem.  The film uses the fear of 911, the idiocy that continues on to this day, to tell a dystopian thriller with a sci-fi edge, and it’s fucking brilliant🖤❤️👏🏻 Hugo Weaving plays V, he keeps that mask on throughout, so it’s his magnificent voice and body movements that bring the character to life, and there are few characters ever with more life and vitality than V❤️ He is out to collapse the authoritarian government brought about after a supposed terror attack, people have traded their rights, including free speech for the idea of security, a mistake they now regret, but too late, so V, using bombs attempts to turn the clock back. Natalie Portman plays Evey, who gets caught up in all the chaos V brings, she’s very believable, the common sense anchor of the movie. She is also at the height of her sexy powers in this one, so the film could be utter shite and I would not be able to tell!😂😂😩😍😜😜 Cop Steven Rea is on the hunt for V and a terrifying repulsive John Hurt plays the Prime Minister, determined to use fear, propaganda and religion to subjugate the masses, something that V wants to stop. It’s tense, exciting, often sad and very violent, and sadly, all too familiar, which makes this one of the very best Comic Book movies, I think it’s a masterpiece and could watch it on a loop. Weaving’s performance is breathtaking, his dialog is as good as it gets, if his speeches don’t set your ass on fire, then you are dead already. In my top 100, it’s on Amazon and sometimes Netflix, but the Blu-ray is super cheap, so go for that if possible❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #vforvendetta  #moviereview  #genius
I have no clue as to why ‘V For Vendetta’ (2005) is not near the top of everyone’s favorite comic book movie, yes, there are a few changes to the book, but the basics and spirit is there, especially with the Orange One in the big chair,Fox on the airwaves and Obama’s droning everything in sight. Try watching it now and it’s no longer a fiction but practically a documentary, and if you’re not disturbed by that, that makes you the problem. The film uses the fear of 911, the idiocy that continues on to this day, to tell a dystopian thriller with a sci-fi edge, and it’s fucking brilliant🖤❤️👏🏻 Hugo Weaving plays V, he keeps that mask on throughout, so it’s his magnificent voice and body movements that bring the character to life, and there are few characters ever with more life and vitality than V❤️ He is out to collapse the authoritarian government brought about after a supposed terror attack, people have traded their rights, including free speech for the idea of security, a mistake they now regret, but too late, so V, using bombs attempts to turn the clock back. Natalie Portman plays Evey, who gets caught up in all the chaos V brings, she’s very believable, the common sense anchor of the movie. She is also at the height of her sexy powers in this one, so the film could be utter shite and I would not be able to tell!😂😂😩😍😜😜 Cop Steven Rea is on the hunt for V and a terrifying repulsive John Hurt plays the Prime Minister, determined to use fear, propaganda and religion to subjugate the masses, something that V wants to stop. It’s tense, exciting, often sad and very violent, and sadly, all too familiar, which makes this one of the very best Comic Book movies, I think it’s a masterpiece and could watch it on a loop. Weaving’s performance is breathtaking, his dialog is as good as it gets, if his speeches don’t set your ass on fire, then you are dead already. In my top 100, it’s on Amazon and sometimes Netflix, but the Blu-ray is super cheap, so go for that if possible❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #vforvendetta  #moviereview  #genius 
I’m an artist, movies are just my hobby, every now and again a movie comes along that does a good job of explaining what it feels like when creativity is the way you make money to support you or your family, ‘Whiplash’ (2014) is such a movie.  Miles Teller plays a drummer trying to be the best, he’s already got far, studying Jazz at the  Shaffer Conservatory, so when an opportunity comes to play with the College’s house band, he jumps at the chance, the conductor is kingmaker Terence Fletcher, played by J. K. Simmons, in his best performance. The trouble is, Fletcher is a fucking sonofabitch, as nasty as they come, one slip up and he tears you a new one, he is SAVAGE, very intimidating, brutal, he eats musicians for breakfast, especially those with serious ambitions. This movie is very tense, it’s a clenched bloody fist of a film, not for the weak of heart, those that get offended will not enjoy the torrential barrage of insults thrown at Teller, it gets very personal.  But for me it felt real, the various art careers are often brutal, and require you to have a very thick skin, talent is unimportant, often focus requiring 100% is not enough, and this film allows you to see and feel what it is often like, failure is a constant companion. The two leads are outstanding, there are several jaw dropping sequences that show how difficult things can get, the end is just wowee😳😳😳😳❤️❤️❤️❤️ it’s exhausting and exhilarating, and well worth the difficult journey.  Any young person thinking about starting a career in the Arts should be made to watch this, it’s pretty damn close to things I have experienced myself, it’s a great movie🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 on Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies #whiplash  #moviereview
I’m an artist, movies are just my hobby, every now and again a movie comes along that does a good job of explaining what it feels like when creativity is the way you make money to support you or your family, ‘Whiplash’ (2014) is such a movie. Miles Teller plays a drummer trying to be the best, he’s already got far, studying Jazz at the Shaffer Conservatory, so when an opportunity comes to play with the College’s house band, he jumps at the chance, the conductor is kingmaker Terence Fletcher, played by J. K. Simmons, in his best performance. The trouble is, Fletcher is a fucking sonofabitch, as nasty as they come, one slip up and he tears you a new one, he is SAVAGE, very intimidating, brutal, he eats musicians for breakfast, especially those with serious ambitions. This movie is very tense, it’s a clenched bloody fist of a film, not for the weak of heart, those that get offended will not enjoy the torrential barrage of insults thrown at Teller, it gets very personal. But for me it felt real, the various art careers are often brutal, and require you to have a very thick skin, talent is unimportant, often focus requiring 100% is not enough, and this film allows you to see and feel what it is often like, failure is a constant companion. The two leads are outstanding, there are several jaw dropping sequences that show how difficult things can get, the end is just wowee😳😳😳😳❤️❤️❤️❤️ it’s exhausting and exhilarating, and well worth the difficult journey. Any young person thinking about starting a career in the Arts should be made to watch this, it’s pretty damn close to things I have experienced myself, it’s a great movie🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 on Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #whiplash  #moviereview 
1979 saw the release of 3 Dracula films, ‘Love at First Bite’ with George Hamilton, the superb ‘Dracula’ with Frank Langella and my favorite Vampire horror film, ‘Nosferatu’ directed by the genius, Werner Herzog, starring Klaus Kinski and the hottest Goth ever, Isabelle Adjani🖤😜😜😜 The movie is in a permanent dream state, slow actions, talking, story and music, it feels like a vivid dream, it’s wonderful. Johnathan Harker is sent off to Transylvania to get Dracula to sign some property papers, despite the protests of his beautiful, ghostly, panda eyed wife, Lucy. Kinski is brilliant, his Dracula is not happy, centuries of loss and misery have drained him of all humanity, he really is just a creature of the night, but he perks up at seeing a painting of Adjani ( who wouldn’t!) and he traps Harker and is off for Amsterdam and Lucy, and with him is a plague of rats, carrying the plague.  I adore this movie, it’s unlike anything else, Herzog is all over it, instantly recognizable, the Popul Vuh music, the eerie quiet, and Dracula’s appearance, white skin, bat ears, 3 inch fingernails and rat teeth, there are several scenes of him slowly revealing himself out of the inky blackness, fucking creepy!😱😱 Several incredible scenes of the plague ridden town, animals in the streets, people dancing before death, eating, it’s all morbid and deathly quiet, quite brilliant. The score is another favorite, Herzog is one of the greatest ever directors in using music in his films, always perfect, I often find new artists after seeing his movies🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️ And Adjani of course, dreamy, perfect, the ultimate in Victorian sexuality, long black hair, she’s.... well, I like her a lot🖤😜😂 I prefer this over the silent original, that’s unusual for me, I think it’s a masterpiece in every way.  On Amazon. I got the Blu-ray of this, which contains the German version too🖤🙏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies #nosferatu #nosferatuphantomdernacht #moviereview
1979 saw the release of 3 Dracula films, ‘Love at First Bite’ with George Hamilton, the superb ‘Dracula’ with Frank Langella and my favorite Vampire horror film, ‘Nosferatu’ directed by the genius, Werner Herzog, starring Klaus Kinski and the hottest Goth ever, Isabelle Adjani🖤😜😜😜 The movie is in a permanent dream state, slow actions, talking, story and music, it feels like a vivid dream, it’s wonderful. Johnathan Harker is sent off to Transylvania to get Dracula to sign some property papers, despite the protests of his beautiful, ghostly, panda eyed wife, Lucy. Kinski is brilliant, his Dracula is not happy, centuries of loss and misery have drained him of all humanity, he really is just a creature of the night, but he perks up at seeing a painting of Adjani ( who wouldn’t!) and he traps Harker and is off for Amsterdam and Lucy, and with him is a plague of rats, carrying the plague. I adore this movie, it’s unlike anything else, Herzog is all over it, instantly recognizable, the Popul Vuh music, the eerie quiet, and Dracula’s appearance, white skin, bat ears, 3 inch fingernails and rat teeth, there are several scenes of him slowly revealing himself out of the inky blackness, fucking creepy!😱😱 Several incredible scenes of the plague ridden town, animals in the streets, people dancing before death, eating, it’s all morbid and deathly quiet, quite brilliant. The score is another favorite, Herzog is one of the greatest ever directors in using music in his films, always perfect, I often find new artists after seeing his movies🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️ And Adjani of course, dreamy, perfect, the ultimate in Victorian sexuality, long black hair, she’s.... well, I like her a lot🖤😜😂 I prefer this over the silent original, that’s unusual for me, I think it’s a masterpiece in every way. On Amazon. I got the Blu-ray of this, which contains the German version too🖤🙏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #nosferatu  #nosferatuphantomdernacht  #moviereview 
Director Robert Eggers had me in the first few minutes of his directorial debut ‘The Witch’, I’m already fascinated by the subject matter and I could tell right away that Eggers was too🖤  The language is historically accurate, a mix of strong Northern England and the briefest hint of American, it’s a challenge for some I imagine.  A family is cast out of some pilgrim camp, for reasons not explained, but something to do with religiosity of some kind, and by the time they are forced to go and live next to a vast forest, I was HOOKED.  The family go about their very tough, demanding existence, when suddenly a baby is kidnapped, and taken into the forest, it’s so fucking creepy!!! 😂😳😳😱😱 What happens next secured this films place in horror history, from my own researches, I can tell the director knew his subject, I was in for a helluva good time!! The family that is left have to deal with the loss of a child, and their own suspicions and deeply rooted fear of god, it’s a horrible existence🤮💔 Anya Taylor Joy is the oldest daughter, and she is a revelation, extraordinary, in fact the whole cast is extremely believable, each member is incredible, being able to say that dialog with utter conviction? it’s fucking brilliant. Suspicion piles on, doubt and fear build, the film feels as though it was dipped and soaked in dread, the gorgeous muted colors, washed out sun, profoundly fearful characters, it’s wonderful. The family have a large magnificent goat called Black Philip, he is one of the stars of the film, and just adds to the creeps. It all builds to an ending right out of a Doré illustration or Goya painting, I thought it was mind blowing, I can’t think of anything better, so yeah, I LOVED it🖤🖤🖤 I’m very interested in this kind of horror, pagans, Satan, witches,Devils, religion, it’s my favorite, and despite its quiet slow pace, I found it absolutely thrilling, spellbound you might say👏🏻👏🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🖤 I heard Eggers is planning a ‘Nosferatu’ remake, set in late 19th century Germany, I cannot think of another Director more capable to make that film a success, I have faith🙏🏻🖤 On Netflix, Amazon prime. #yousuckatwatchingmovies #thewitch #moviereview #roberteggers
Director Robert Eggers had me in the first few minutes of his directorial debut ‘The Witch’, I’m already fascinated by the subject matter and I could tell right away that Eggers was too🖤 The language is historically accurate, a mix of strong Northern England and the briefest hint of American, it’s a challenge for some I imagine. A family is cast out of some pilgrim camp, for reasons not explained, but something to do with religiosity of some kind, and by the time they are forced to go and live next to a vast forest, I was HOOKED. The family go about their very tough, demanding existence, when suddenly a baby is kidnapped, and taken into the forest, it’s so fucking creepy!!! 😂😳😳😱😱 What happens next secured this films place in horror history, from my own researches, I can tell the director knew his subject, I was in for a helluva good time!! The family that is left have to deal with the loss of a child, and their own suspicions and deeply rooted fear of god, it’s a horrible existence🤮💔 Anya Taylor Joy is the oldest daughter, and she is a revelation, extraordinary, in fact the whole cast is extremely believable, each member is incredible, being able to say that dialog with utter conviction? it’s fucking brilliant. Suspicion piles on, doubt and fear build, the film feels as though it was dipped and soaked in dread, the gorgeous muted colors, washed out sun, profoundly fearful characters, it’s wonderful. The family have a large magnificent goat called Black Philip, he is one of the stars of the film, and just adds to the creeps. It all builds to an ending right out of a Doré illustration or Goya painting, I thought it was mind blowing, I can’t think of anything better, so yeah, I LOVED it🖤🖤🖤 I’m very interested in this kind of horror, pagans, Satan, witches,Devils, religion, it’s my favorite, and despite its quiet slow pace, I found it absolutely thrilling, spellbound you might say👏🏻👏🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🖤 I heard Eggers is planning a ‘Nosferatu’ remake, set in late 19th century Germany, I cannot think of another Director more capable to make that film a success, I have faith🙏🏻🖤 On Netflix, Amazon prime. #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #thewitch  #moviereview  #roberteggers 
Who knew that we needed a cross between ‘The Searchers’ and ‘The Hills Have Eyes’? S.Craig Zahler is a director to watch, with this movie, ‘Bone Tomahawk’ (2015) and then ‘Brawl in Cell Block 99’ (2017) he has shown himself to be a master at dark character development and savage, extremely brutal violence😳🤮 A troglodyte (?) raiding party takes away a deputy and the local female doctor, after killing a stable boy, and the Sheriff -Kurt Russell, his deputy- an unrecognizable Richard Jenkins, a gunslinger- Matthew Fox and the doctors husband with a fucked up leg- Patrick Wilson, head off in pursuit.  This film has some amazing dialog, it’s slow, but the interactions between the 4 characters makes up the bulk of the film, but it’s so damn enjoyable, you don’t mind these 4 slowly making their way through the desert, with very little to do but chat. Jenkins in particular, who is a sandwich short of a picnic, is fucking hilarious, his quips and observations keep the dark proceedings from going pitch black, it’s hugely enjoyable. The first 3/4s of the movie is pretty standard western fare, very character driven, but once these men catch up to their target, this film changes into something very black indeed🤭💀😱 In fact, the film contains some of the most horrific sequences I’ve ever seen, it’s ghastly beyond belief, and there is no cutting away, you are made to watch, I can imagine it’s too much for some, Jesus, even I was shocked. 😱😱😱💀🤘🏻 I really loved the film, it had everything I love, great characters, a good story and some ultraviolence, anyone with a casual interest in westerns needs to watch this ( I love them!) but the horror is so fucking brutal I think horror fans should check this out too, it has a scene you will never, ever forget!! on Netflix, Amazon prime 😳😳😳😳🤭🤭🤭🤭#bonetomahawk #yousuckatwatchingmovies #moviereview
Who knew that we needed a cross between ‘The Searchers’ and ‘The Hills Have Eyes’? S.Craig Zahler is a director to watch, with this movie, ‘Bone Tomahawk’ (2015) and then ‘Brawl in Cell Block 99’ (2017) he has shown himself to be a master at dark character development and savage, extremely brutal violence😳🤮 A troglodyte (?) raiding party takes away a deputy and the local female doctor, after killing a stable boy, and the Sheriff -Kurt Russell, his deputy- an unrecognizable Richard Jenkins, a gunslinger- Matthew Fox and the doctors husband with a fucked up leg- Patrick Wilson, head off in pursuit. This film has some amazing dialog, it’s slow, but the interactions between the 4 characters makes up the bulk of the film, but it’s so damn enjoyable, you don’t mind these 4 slowly making their way through the desert, with very little to do but chat. Jenkins in particular, who is a sandwich short of a picnic, is fucking hilarious, his quips and observations keep the dark proceedings from going pitch black, it’s hugely enjoyable. The first 3/4s of the movie is pretty standard western fare, very character driven, but once these men catch up to their target, this film changes into something very black indeed🤭💀😱 In fact, the film contains some of the most horrific sequences I’ve ever seen, it’s ghastly beyond belief, and there is no cutting away, you are made to watch, I can imagine it’s too much for some, Jesus, even I was shocked. 😱😱😱💀🤘🏻 I really loved the film, it had everything I love, great characters, a good story and some ultraviolence, anyone with a casual interest in westerns needs to watch this ( I love them!) but the horror is so fucking brutal I think horror fans should check this out too, it has a scene you will never, ever forget!! on Netflix, Amazon prime 😳😳😳😳🤭🤭🤭🤭#bonetomahawk  #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #moviereview 
Sas got me tickets, a lovely surprise, she knows me so well!  As usual, there will be no spoilers, ( you post one? You are blocked) especially for a movie that is still at the theaters, so was ‘Infinity War’ worth the wait?  Well, for starters, they should have called it ‘Thanos’ because he’s pretty much the main character, and I have to offer my congratulations to Brolin and the FX team that brought Marvel’s big bad to life, he was fucking AWESOME😳🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 With so many characters in the screenplay, it was impossible to ask that everyone gets full screen time, they don’t, even ones you think that should, but in general, I felt the balance was exceptional, and the various team ups, seeing beloved characters finally working together was one of the big joys of the movie. I felt Thor and the Guardians were particularly fun, but then I’m all about space thingies, so I was very happy❤️ There were a number of “ Oh Hell YES!!!!” Moments, and it seemed to me that the ladies in the audience were very happy to see Captain America, ( I think I’ll keep my beard) 😂😂😂❤️ There is a lot of racing about from location to location, all over Earth and the Galaxy, no time for much character development, except Thanos, who’s reason for actions were not that ridiculous, almost sympathetic, which was both surprising and effective. There is a lot of action, most of it superb, and it’s a surprisingly funny movie, the script is often amusing, considering the stakes, but when it goes dark, and it does😳💔 the movie delivers there too.  All in all, one of the best Marvel movies, visually STUNNING👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻this kind of epic needs to be seen on the big screen, so I recommend you go see it for yourself, people even turned off their fucking phones! So that was positive too, fuck those shitwankspunkbubblescumoftheearth. Go see it!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies #infinitywar  #moviereview #thanosrocks
Sas got me tickets, a lovely surprise, she knows me so well! As usual, there will be no spoilers, ( you post one? You are blocked) especially for a movie that is still at the theaters, so was ‘Infinity War’ worth the wait? Well, for starters, they should have called it ‘Thanos’ because he’s pretty much the main character, and I have to offer my congratulations to Brolin and the FX team that brought Marvel’s big bad to life, he was fucking AWESOME😳🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 With so many characters in the screenplay, it was impossible to ask that everyone gets full screen time, they don’t, even ones you think that should, but in general, I felt the balance was exceptional, and the various team ups, seeing beloved characters finally working together was one of the big joys of the movie. I felt Thor and the Guardians were particularly fun, but then I’m all about space thingies, so I was very happy❤️ There were a number of “ Oh Hell YES!!!!” Moments, and it seemed to me that the ladies in the audience were very happy to see Captain America, ( I think I’ll keep my beard) 😂😂😂❤️ There is a lot of racing about from location to location, all over Earth and the Galaxy, no time for much character development, except Thanos, who’s reason for actions were not that ridiculous, almost sympathetic, which was both surprising and effective. There is a lot of action, most of it superb, and it’s a surprisingly funny movie, the script is often amusing, considering the stakes, but when it goes dark, and it does😳💔 the movie delivers there too. All in all, one of the best Marvel movies, visually STUNNING👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻this kind of epic needs to be seen on the big screen, so I recommend you go see it for yourself, people even turned off their fucking phones! So that was positive too, fuck those shitwankspunkbubblescumoftheearth. Go see it!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #infinitywar  #moviereview  #thanosrocks 
On March 30th,1977 I went to see ‘Close Encounters of the Third Kind’, it was my 13th birthday, I now watch it every birthday, in celebration. The film stars Richard Dreyfus as Roy Neery, a father and husband, he’s working at his job as an electrician, off to fix some power lines when his truck gets hit by a beam of light from above, he chases it and sees 3 UFO’s😳  Neery nearly hits a little boy and his mother, they too see the craft. He gets home, tries to tell his family, but no one believes him, he keeps having visions of a mountain and recreates it in his living room, to the horror of his family, is Neery crazy?  Eventually, he ends up at the mountain, despite government warnings, he is desperate for an answer, at any cost.  For many years I sympathized with Neery, I would have gone off looking too, I believe in UFO’s, I would have wanted to find out, but now I realize I will never leave my family, for anything, so I see the film differently now.  But the film still fills me with hope, the special Fx are among my favorite in film, seeing craft buzzing about gets a thrill out of me like nothing else, the ending of the film, the last 20 minutes are so wondrous, so jaw dropping, emotional and rewarding, this film remains one of my favorites, it will always have a piece of my heart, I believe, and this movie helped me feel that way, Spielberg is a genius👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️#yousuckatwatchingmovies #closeencounters #moviereview
On March 30th,1977 I went to see ‘Close Encounters of the Third Kind’, it was my 13th birthday, I now watch it every birthday, in celebration. The film stars Richard Dreyfus as Roy Neery, a father and husband, he’s working at his job as an electrician, off to fix some power lines when his truck gets hit by a beam of light from above, he chases it and sees 3 UFO’s😳 Neery nearly hits a little boy and his mother, they too see the craft. He gets home, tries to tell his family, but no one believes him, he keeps having visions of a mountain and recreates it in his living room, to the horror of his family, is Neery crazy? Eventually, he ends up at the mountain, despite government warnings, he is desperate for an answer, at any cost. For many years I sympathized with Neery, I would have gone off looking too, I believe in UFO’s, I would have wanted to find out, but now I realize I will never leave my family, for anything, so I see the film differently now. But the film still fills me with hope, the special Fx are among my favorite in film, seeing craft buzzing about gets a thrill out of me like nothing else, the ending of the film, the last 20 minutes are so wondrous, so jaw dropping, emotional and rewarding, this film remains one of my favorites, it will always have a piece of my heart, I believe, and this movie helped me feel that way, Spielberg is a genius👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️#yousuckatwatchingmovies  #closeencounters  #moviereview 
Happy #alienday426 👽💀 In 1979 I saw ‘Alien’ at the theater with two friends,we were all 15, my friends walked out thrilled to have seen such a scary movie,but I was dumbstruck at what I had seen,it took me the weekend to recover and once I had really let it all soak in I vowed to leave school,and somehow start my journey to becoming an artist. It’s difficult to describe to audiences now at the feelings Ridley Scott’s movie inspired back then, it’s was completely new! now audiences have been to Pandora,had Zombies running after them and punched super villains in the face,but none of that was around back then. When I was in the Nostromo with the 7 crew members landing on LV4:26, this was brand new,these were not astronauts but truckers in space,I knew these people!  I gasped at seeing the alien Juggernaut for the first time,but nothing could prepare me for the Space Jockey and his surrounding room,it felt truly ALIEN, it felt as though all bets were off,I was watching something wrong, hidden, secret, ANYTHING could happen,and it did!  The eggs,the facehugger,the medbay,it was all real,like I was watching a documentary,that’s how it felt. When I finally relaxed along with the crew,as they were having dinner before sleep,I knew things were not all good,but nothing could prepare me for the chestburster, again,it felt real,my pulse had shot through the roof,I was floored,WTF😳😳😳 And that’s when the anxiety took hold,and didn’t release until the end,and Gigers Alien? So beautiful! Also really disturbing,something about it felt wrong,dark,evil even,like a fever dream,I was so hooked!! 😂😂 Ripley of course blew my mind,this woman kicked ass,and from that point on,I saw all women as equals in kicking ass,that has always stayed with me,I’ve used that feeling in my own work. ‘Alien’ is a haunted, thrilling and disturbing masterpiece. That movie changed my life, that’s no exaggeration, I’m not sure I would be here talking to you without it. #yousuckatwatchingmovies #alien #moviereview
Happy #alienday426  👽💀 In 1979 I saw ‘Alien’ at the theater with two friends,we were all 15, my friends walked out thrilled to have seen such a scary movie,but I was dumbstruck at what I had seen,it took me the weekend to recover and once I had really let it all soak in I vowed to leave school,and somehow start my journey to becoming an artist. It’s difficult to describe to audiences now at the feelings Ridley Scott’s movie inspired back then, it’s was completely new! now audiences have been to Pandora,had Zombies running after them and punched super villains in the face,but none of that was around back then. When I was in the Nostromo with the 7 crew members landing on LV4:26, this was brand new,these were not astronauts but truckers in space,I knew these people! I gasped at seeing the alien Juggernaut for the first time,but nothing could prepare me for the Space Jockey and his surrounding room,it felt truly ALIEN, it felt as though all bets were off,I was watching something wrong, hidden, secret, ANYTHING could happen,and it did! The eggs,the facehugger,the medbay,it was all real,like I was watching a documentary,that’s how it felt. When I finally relaxed along with the crew,as they were having dinner before sleep,I knew things were not all good,but nothing could prepare me for the chestburster, again,it felt real,my pulse had shot through the roof,I was floored,WTF😳😳😳 And that’s when the anxiety took hold,and didn’t release until the end,and Gigers Alien? So beautiful! Also really disturbing,something about it felt wrong,dark,evil even,like a fever dream,I was so hooked!! 😂😂 Ripley of course blew my mind,this woman kicked ass,and from that point on,I saw all women as equals in kicking ass,that has always stayed with me,I’ve used that feeling in my own work. ‘Alien’ is a haunted, thrilling and disturbing masterpiece. That movie changed my life, that’s no exaggeration, I’m not sure I would be here talking to you without it. #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #alien  #moviereview 
Remember! Tomorrow 4:26- Alien Day!! Another flick by the brilliant Denis Villeneuve, the astounding Sci Fi flick ‘Arrival’ (2016) I was so excited to see this one, UFO Disclosure is something I carry with me every day, it’s hope where there is none. Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner and Forest Whitaker are fucking amazing here, one of the best casts in years, Adams plays a linguistic professor, along with Renner’s mathematician who are asked by Whitaker’s army general to help communicate with an alien craft, 1 of 12 situated all over the planet. How do you talk to an alien, the way you try to communicate, does that effect the kinds of answers you get?  This movie goes DEEP, it treats the audience with respect and demands that you use your brain and figure answers out for yourselves, so rare these days😩😩😩😩 The score by the sadly recently passed Johann Jóhannsson is incredible, the inside of the ships are at once simple and awe inspiring, the aliens themselves, believable and expertly executed, no flaws here, anywhere. The resolution may require several viewings, this is complex stuff, but don’t let that dissuade you, because the emotional punch it delivers is transcendental, it’s an idea that you will carry with you forever, it’s an extra level of understanding, for that alone, this film deserves all its praise🖤👽👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 on Amazon, Netflix soon! #yousuckatwatchingmovies #arrival  #moviereview
Remember! Tomorrow 4:26- Alien Day!! Another flick by the brilliant Denis Villeneuve, the astounding Sci Fi flick ‘Arrival’ (2016) I was so excited to see this one, UFO Disclosure is something I carry with me every day, it’s hope where there is none. Amy Adams, Jeremy Renner and Forest Whitaker are fucking amazing here, one of the best casts in years, Adams plays a linguistic professor, along with Renner’s mathematician who are asked by Whitaker’s army general to help communicate with an alien craft, 1 of 12 situated all over the planet. How do you talk to an alien, the way you try to communicate, does that effect the kinds of answers you get? This movie goes DEEP, it treats the audience with respect and demands that you use your brain and figure answers out for yourselves, so rare these days😩😩😩😩 The score by the sadly recently passed Johann Jóhannsson is incredible, the inside of the ships are at once simple and awe inspiring, the aliens themselves, believable and expertly executed, no flaws here, anywhere. The resolution may require several viewings, this is complex stuff, but don’t let that dissuade you, because the emotional punch it delivers is transcendental, it’s an idea that you will carry with you forever, it’s an extra level of understanding, for that alone, this film deserves all its praise🖤👽👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 on Amazon, Netflix soon! #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #arrival  #moviereview 
In 2003 I fell in love with two things, Scarlett Johansson and the films of Director Sophia Coppola, both put beautifully onscreen in ‘Lost In Translation’ ❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻Bill Murray seems to be playing a version of himself, movie star Bob Harris, who is in Tokyo to sell a whiskey instead of being in a play in NY🤗 Also there is Scarlett, playing Charlotte, just graduated college, recently married to a rock Photographer who is there on a photo shoot, but she is left alone in the fancy hotel most of the time, and she’s miserable💔 We see Bob getting his photo taken, trying desperately to understand instructions from his Japanese photographer, his passive -aggressive wife is sending him faxes at 3 in the morning, and he’s getting bugged at the bar by fans, Bob is also miserable.  Eventually, he meets Scarlett, and there is an immediate understanding, they just get each other, without it being sexual, two lost people in a far away land, and the movie watches these two as their friendship grows. This film is perfect to me, flawless, the direction and acting is first class, the humor clever and funny, the tone, deliciously dreamy, slow, meandering and fucking wonderful, as I said, perfect❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 The bonding of two people is lovely to watch, as are hilarious scenes of Bob interacting with Japanese Culture, and there are a couple of scenes of Anna Faris, channeling Cameron Diaz, that are pure genius👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️ I fell in love with Scarlett in this flick, I just loved the soul on display here❤️ One of the best flicks of the 00’s, I never tire of its brilliance, Coppola did good❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 on Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies #lostintranslation #moviereview
In 2003 I fell in love with two things, Scarlett Johansson and the films of Director Sophia Coppola, both put beautifully onscreen in ‘Lost In Translation’ ❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻Bill Murray seems to be playing a version of himself, movie star Bob Harris, who is in Tokyo to sell a whiskey instead of being in a play in NY🤗 Also there is Scarlett, playing Charlotte, just graduated college, recently married to a rock Photographer who is there on a photo shoot, but she is left alone in the fancy hotel most of the time, and she’s miserable💔 We see Bob getting his photo taken, trying desperately to understand instructions from his Japanese photographer, his passive -aggressive wife is sending him faxes at 3 in the morning, and he’s getting bugged at the bar by fans, Bob is also miserable. Eventually, he meets Scarlett, and there is an immediate understanding, they just get each other, without it being sexual, two lost people in a far away land, and the movie watches these two as their friendship grows. This film is perfect to me, flawless, the direction and acting is first class, the humor clever and funny, the tone, deliciously dreamy, slow, meandering and fucking wonderful, as I said, perfect❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 The bonding of two people is lovely to watch, as are hilarious scenes of Bob interacting with Japanese Culture, and there are a couple of scenes of Anna Faris, channeling Cameron Diaz, that are pure genius👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️ I fell in love with Scarlett in this flick, I just loved the soul on display here❤️ One of the best flicks of the 00’s, I never tire of its brilliance, Coppola did good❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 on Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #lostintranslation  #moviereview 
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#tenemosquehablarde
El Cuervo. 1994.
Protagonizada por Brandon Lee, hijo de Bruce Lee. Aparte de ser una muy buena adaptación de cómic, se convierte en película de culto por la tragedia de morir Brandon a causa de una bala real que debía ser de fogueo.
Ambiente oscuro, venganza después de la muerte.
La vi con unos 10 años y me dejó clavada en el sitio... la vuelvo a ver cada vez que puedo.
"Nunca llueve eternamente".
*BSO The Crow: Nine Inch Nails - Dead Souls
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. #tenemosquehablarde  El Cuervo. 1994. Protagonizada por Brandon Lee, hijo de Bruce Lee. Aparte de ser una muy buena adaptación de cómic, se convierte en película de culto por la tragedia de morir Brandon a causa de una bala real que debía ser de fogueo. Ambiente oscuro, venganza después de la muerte. La vi con unos 10 años y me dejó clavada en el sitio... la vuelvo a ver cada vez que puedo. "Nunca llueve eternamente". *BSO The Crow: Nine Inch Nails - Dead Souls - - - - - - - - - #tenemosquehablarde  #peliculasdeculto  #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #elcuervo  #thecrow  #brandonlee  #peliculasquehayquever  #itcantrainallthetime 
Let me get this right out of the way at the start, apart from ‘Mad Max Fury Road’ I think ‘Blade Runner 2049’ is the best movie in over a decade, I love it❤️👏🏻 I saw the original in 82 at the theater, I saw it 3 times back then and over 200 times since, it’s #3 on my favorite movies list, so any sequel was going to need to capture lightning in a bottle once again, and incredibly, Director Denis Villeneuve did just that😳🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 It’s set 30 after the first, the planet is in even worst shape, most humans have left, but there are a new breed of replicants doing the work that humans won’t, and Ryan Gosling is the replicant hunter of the title, he’s damn good, the best work he’s ever done. The story is complex and continues the plot from the first, but opens it up further, what is a human? What exactly makes us humans and if that could be copied down to a cellular level, is that not also human?  Villeneuve working with cinematographer Roger Deakins has created one of the greatest looking movies I’ve ever seen, an extension of the original, not a mimic, the emotional beats are devastating to me, I don’t mind telling you that by the end it all gets a bit much and I’m an emotional wreck, this movie moves me.  There are scenes so astonishing, with so much thought going on, it can get overwhelming, the ideas in this movie are things I ask myself all the time, it feels very intimate, truth be told, I feel as though they made a movie just for me, to give me something to think over, to occupy my mind in a meaningful way. The characters are all believable, K, Joi, Luv, Wallace, Morton, all fascinating, the soundtrack is exquisite but the ending..... The end involving Spinners and the ocean is so fucking breathtaking, I kid you not, I was struck dumb, overwhelmed, overcome, this movie takes it all out of me, and each time I watch the film, this only increases, it’s a masterpiece, and will be heralded as such in the same way ‘2001’ took years for the audience to fully understand, it’s that level of genius. Until then, I’ll wait, I know what I have seen, the most expensive Art movie in history, which will just improve with age.#yousuckatwatchingmovies
Let me get this right out of the way at the start, apart from ‘Mad Max Fury Road’ I think ‘Blade Runner 2049’ is the best movie in over a decade, I love it❤️👏🏻 I saw the original in 82 at the theater, I saw it 3 times back then and over 200 times since, it’s #3  on my favorite movies list, so any sequel was going to need to capture lightning in a bottle once again, and incredibly, Director Denis Villeneuve did just that😳🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 It’s set 30 after the first, the planet is in even worst shape, most humans have left, but there are a new breed of replicants doing the work that humans won’t, and Ryan Gosling is the replicant hunter of the title, he’s damn good, the best work he’s ever done. The story is complex and continues the plot from the first, but opens it up further, what is a human? What exactly makes us humans and if that could be copied down to a cellular level, is that not also human? Villeneuve working with cinematographer Roger Deakins has created one of the greatest looking movies I’ve ever seen, an extension of the original, not a mimic, the emotional beats are devastating to me, I don’t mind telling you that by the end it all gets a bit much and I’m an emotional wreck, this movie moves me. There are scenes so astonishing, with so much thought going on, it can get overwhelming, the ideas in this movie are things I ask myself all the time, it feels very intimate, truth be told, I feel as though they made a movie just for me, to give me something to think over, to occupy my mind in a meaningful way. The characters are all believable, K, Joi, Luv, Wallace, Morton, all fascinating, the soundtrack is exquisite but the ending..... The end involving Spinners and the ocean is so fucking breathtaking, I kid you not, I was struck dumb, overwhelmed, overcome, this movie takes it all out of me, and each time I watch the film, this only increases, it’s a masterpiece, and will be heralded as such in the same way ‘2001’ took years for the audience to fully understand, it’s that level of genius. Until then, I’ll wait, I know what I have seen, the most expensive Art movie in history, which will just improve with age.#yousuckatwatchingmovies 
For those that think Silent film can’t deliver anything comparable to movies today? Think again fuckers, you need to see ‘Haxan’ (1922) by director Benjamin Christensen, also known as ‘Witchcraft through the Ages’, it’s a kind of docudrama, actors acting out real cases of witch trials, what it takes to become a witch, and best of all, we go to a Black Mass with all manner of other witches, Devils, demons and even get to meet Satan himself! We get to see his literal ass get kissed, see the cross get trampled on, watch witches throw buckets of piss at rivals and have unbaptized baby soup with Devils in a circle jerk!! 😱😱😳😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂🤘🏻 Ha!! It’s fucking AWESOME😎 The film has some very early special Fx, including some terrific makeups, prosthetics and mechanical masks, shit, this movie delivers the goods!! It looks like a medieval woodcut come to life, old crones getting tortured and telling on their family and neighbors, with corpulent grinning priests lapping up all the sinful goings on! Ha! This movie is a trip!!😂😂🤣🖤🖤🖤 Starts out a little slow, but stick with it, you won’t be disappointed! You can find it on YouTube, Amazon and Filmstruck, it’s the ultimate party tape, you need to see it!! #yousuckatwatchingmovies #haxan #moviereview
For those that think Silent film can’t deliver anything comparable to movies today? Think again fuckers, you need to see ‘Haxan’ (1922) by director Benjamin Christensen, also known as ‘Witchcraft through the Ages’, it’s a kind of docudrama, actors acting out real cases of witch trials, what it takes to become a witch, and best of all, we go to a Black Mass with all manner of other witches, Devils, demons and even get to meet Satan himself! We get to see his literal ass get kissed, see the cross get trampled on, watch witches throw buckets of piss at rivals and have unbaptized baby soup with Devils in a circle jerk!! 😱😱😳😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂🤘🏻 Ha!! It’s fucking AWESOME😎 The film has some very early special Fx, including some terrific makeups, prosthetics and mechanical masks, shit, this movie delivers the goods!! It looks like a medieval woodcut come to life, old crones getting tortured and telling on their family and neighbors, with corpulent grinning priests lapping up all the sinful goings on! Ha! This movie is a trip!!😂😂🤣🖤🖤🖤 Starts out a little slow, but stick with it, you won’t be disappointed! You can find it on YouTube, Amazon and Filmstruck, it’s the ultimate party tape, you need to see it!! #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #haxan  #moviereview 
1971 is my favorite year in film, and one of those reasons is Director Robert Wise’s masterful exercise in Sci-fi suspense ‘The Andromeda Strain’ Written by Michael ( Jurassic Park) Crichton, his first movie and it’s one of my favorite Sci-fi flicks ever. A satellite lands in tiny Piedmont, NM, the locals open it and it instantly kills everyone in the town, dropping dead in mid stride. A team of four scientists are drafted to solve the mystery, what I love about 70’s film is that good looks or an abundance of charisma is secondary to good acting and realism, you buy that these are 4 real scientists, no glam, just science.  The satellite is taken to a secret government facility, deep under the ground in Nevada, it’s a really cool looking place, the early scenes where they have to rid their bodies of all parasites and sugars is fascinating, and visually stunning❤️❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Once they are settled in, it’s a detective case where the 4 try to figure out what’s up, and that’s the movie! No explosions, special Fx, just brilliantly written characters and a truly terrifying story idea, as the scientists race to try and find a cure using only their wits, it’s fucking BRILLIANT. I’ve seen this movie 50 times, I own the soundtrack, I have the Blu-ray, this is a small, intelligent very suspenseful movie, in my top 100 best flicks ever. On Amazon, for those that want a few smarts with their popcorn, oh, there are killing lasers too, so there is that!! ❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies #theandromedastrain #moviereview
1971 is my favorite year in film, and one of those reasons is Director Robert Wise’s masterful exercise in Sci-fi suspense ‘The Andromeda Strain’ Written by Michael ( Jurassic Park) Crichton, his first movie and it’s one of my favorite Sci-fi flicks ever. A satellite lands in tiny Piedmont, NM, the locals open it and it instantly kills everyone in the town, dropping dead in mid stride. A team of four scientists are drafted to solve the mystery, what I love about 70’s film is that good looks or an abundance of charisma is secondary to good acting and realism, you buy that these are 4 real scientists, no glam, just science. The satellite is taken to a secret government facility, deep under the ground in Nevada, it’s a really cool looking place, the early scenes where they have to rid their bodies of all parasites and sugars is fascinating, and visually stunning❤️❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Once they are settled in, it’s a detective case where the 4 try to figure out what’s up, and that’s the movie! No explosions, special Fx, just brilliantly written characters and a truly terrifying story idea, as the scientists race to try and find a cure using only their wits, it’s fucking BRILLIANT. I’ve seen this movie 50 times, I own the soundtrack, I have the Blu-ray, this is a small, intelligent very suspenseful movie, in my top 100 best flicks ever. On Amazon, for those that want a few smarts with their popcorn, oh, there are killing lasers too, so there is that!! ❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #theandromedastrain  #moviereview 
In 2011, Director Joe Cornish brought one of my favorite sub-genres to the screen, Alien Invasion movies, but this is a true original, done on a small budget, ‘Attack the Block’ kicks serious ass!! On her way home to a state supplied housing block, a trainee nurse( Jodie Whittaker) is mugged by a bunch of teenage hoodies, led by Moses (John Boyega) She goes to report to the police, when the gang sees what seems to be a meteorite landing, but inside is a creature, which Moses ends up killing, he takes it to the local weed house for storage, and that’s when trouble starts, more and more ‘meteors’ crash in the area, and they contain some VERY pissed aliens, which are so black, light doesn’t show them up, it’s just a black furry shape with a lot of nasty glowing teeth!! So the movie is the teens trying to avoid attacks by aliens, the cops arriving, and the local asshole scumbag gangster out for trouble. The writing is exceptional, these kids seem real, their daily lives are not easy and this Invasion is just another thing to deal with. When Sas and I first saw this, you couldn’t help but be impressed by Boyega, he reminded me of a young Denzel Washington, this kid is damn good!! The film is funny, often violent, the aliens are very creative and savage, lots of running about in the building, trying to avoid attacks left and right, this movie delivers!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 it’s very entertaining, it manages to have a social conscience, without running that too deep, this is a sci-fi horror movie before anything, and shit, Nick Frost is in it!! What else do you need?!😂😂😈😈 Great Movie, great soundtrack too!  On Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies #moviereview #attacktheblock #johnboyega
In 2011, Director Joe Cornish brought one of my favorite sub-genres to the screen, Alien Invasion movies, but this is a true original, done on a small budget, ‘Attack the Block’ kicks serious ass!! On her way home to a state supplied housing block, a trainee nurse( Jodie Whittaker) is mugged by a bunch of teenage hoodies, led by Moses (John Boyega) She goes to report to the police, when the gang sees what seems to be a meteorite landing, but inside is a creature, which Moses ends up killing, he takes it to the local weed house for storage, and that’s when trouble starts, more and more ‘meteors’ crash in the area, and they contain some VERY pissed aliens, which are so black, light doesn’t show them up, it’s just a black furry shape with a lot of nasty glowing teeth!! So the movie is the teens trying to avoid attacks by aliens, the cops arriving, and the local asshole scumbag gangster out for trouble. The writing is exceptional, these kids seem real, their daily lives are not easy and this Invasion is just another thing to deal with. When Sas and I first saw this, you couldn’t help but be impressed by Boyega, he reminded me of a young Denzel Washington, this kid is damn good!! The film is funny, often violent, the aliens are very creative and savage, lots of running about in the building, trying to avoid attacks left and right, this movie delivers!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 it’s very entertaining, it manages to have a social conscience, without running that too deep, this is a sci-fi horror movie before anything, and shit, Nick Frost is in it!! What else do you need?!😂😂😈😈 Great Movie, great soundtrack too! On Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #moviereview  #attacktheblock  #johnboyega 
I will be covering every one of Director Nicholas Winding-Refn’s films, he can split an audience, but I’ve loved every movie, including ‘Only God Forgives’ (2013) which got booed at Cannes! Two brothers own a boxing club in Thailand, which is also a front for drug dealing, Billy and his younger brother Julian ( Ryan Gosling), Billy is a fucking scumbag who rapes and violently murders an underage prostitute. He is caught by the local police badass who allows the sex workers father to take his loss out on Billy, so he bashes that fuckers head in!  The boys mum arrives, (Kristin Thomas) and she is a ruthless mofo, pissed that she lost her favorite boy and sets out to avenge her dead son. This film is arguably style over substance, every frame is drenched in primary colors, mostly red, Gosling is nearly silent, and the movie is really slow. But it’s gorgeous to look at, the amazing Cliff Martinez delivers another outstanding electronic ambient score and there is some very nasty gore!!😳🤮 There is also some Karaoke, stunning Thai women and Thomas delivering some of the most foul mouthed dialog, it’s fucking nuts!! The cop uses a brutal machete to lop off limbs,  open necks and bodies 😳😳😳 it’s wild stuff!  I can see why some don’t like the film, it’s slow and weird just for the sake of it, but I love this movie!! Gosling is great as always, despite saying very little, the whole movie is chill apart from the ultraviolence, and that is extreme!😳😈 on Amazon prime, I got the Blu-ray of this one, it’s so dreamy!! #yousuckatwatchingmovies #moviereview #onlygodforgives
I will be covering every one of Director Nicholas Winding-Refn’s films, he can split an audience, but I’ve loved every movie, including ‘Only God Forgives’ (2013) which got booed at Cannes! Two brothers own a boxing club in Thailand, which is also a front for drug dealing, Billy and his younger brother Julian ( Ryan Gosling), Billy is a fucking scumbag who rapes and violently murders an underage prostitute. He is caught by the local police badass who allows the sex workers father to take his loss out on Billy, so he bashes that fuckers head in! The boys mum arrives, (Kristin Thomas) and she is a ruthless mofo, pissed that she lost her favorite boy and sets out to avenge her dead son. This film is arguably style over substance, every frame is drenched in primary colors, mostly red, Gosling is nearly silent, and the movie is really slow. But it’s gorgeous to look at, the amazing Cliff Martinez delivers another outstanding electronic ambient score and there is some very nasty gore!!😳🤮 There is also some Karaoke, stunning Thai women and Thomas delivering some of the most foul mouthed dialog, it’s fucking nuts!! The cop uses a brutal machete to lop off limbs, open necks and bodies 😳😳😳 it’s wild stuff! I can see why some don’t like the film, it’s slow and weird just for the sake of it, but I love this movie!! Gosling is great as always, despite saying very little, the whole movie is chill apart from the ultraviolence, and that is extreme!😳😈 on Amazon prime, I got the Blu-ray of this one, it’s so dreamy!! #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #moviereview  #onlygodforgives 
I was 14 when I first saw ‘Enter the Dragon (1973) and it was this film that turned me on to martial arts movies, and then to my great love, Samurai film❤️ The story is simplicity itself, a suspicious character named Han is having a world class tournament on his private island outside Honk Kong, Bruce Lee is an agent for the British secret service, to compete, get close to Han, and find out what’s up. Other competitors coming in are John Saxon and true life martial arts star Jim Kelly, who manages to compete with Lee in terms of cool motherfucka!!👏🏻👏🏻 They all get to the island, have some kickass fights and find that Han is a nasty piece of work, distributing heroin all over the globe, a super duper crime boss who owns his own martial arts army.  This film kicks so much ass, is so entertaining, it still ranks as one of the greatest action films in history, but all that fades next to the shining light that is Bruce Lee❤️👏🏻 I won’t lie, Bruce is a hero of mine, on screen and in real life, he was the real deal, a good man, a teacher, a fucking superhero, all a director needs to do is point a camera at him, and the screen catches fire🔥🔥🔥 Watching him do his moves fills me with joy and excitement, a human being can do that??!❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 The Film is pretty much a James Bond rip off, but who cares? With Lee and Jim Kelly onscreen? Shit, it’s the reason we love movies❤️ Sadly, Lee never saw the films success, he died 3 days before the movies release, it’s heartbreaking, but sealed his reputation as the greatest star in action cinema👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I collect Scores, Lalo Schifrin’s main title is one of the greatest in all cinema, comparable to ‘Star Wars’ It’s fun, action packed and Bruce Lee is a supernova, you can’t help but love and admire the man❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 on Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies #enterthedragon #moviereview #brucelee
I was 14 when I first saw ‘Enter the Dragon (1973) and it was this film that turned me on to martial arts movies, and then to my great love, Samurai film❤️ The story is simplicity itself, a suspicious character named Han is having a world class tournament on his private island outside Honk Kong, Bruce Lee is an agent for the British secret service, to compete, get close to Han, and find out what’s up. Other competitors coming in are John Saxon and true life martial arts star Jim Kelly, who manages to compete with Lee in terms of cool motherfucka!!👏🏻👏🏻 They all get to the island, have some kickass fights and find that Han is a nasty piece of work, distributing heroin all over the globe, a super duper crime boss who owns his own martial arts army. This film kicks so much ass, is so entertaining, it still ranks as one of the greatest action films in history, but all that fades next to the shining light that is Bruce Lee❤️👏🏻 I won’t lie, Bruce is a hero of mine, on screen and in real life, he was the real deal, a good man, a teacher, a fucking superhero, all a director needs to do is point a camera at him, and the screen catches fire🔥🔥🔥 Watching him do his moves fills me with joy and excitement, a human being can do that??!❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 The Film is pretty much a James Bond rip off, but who cares? With Lee and Jim Kelly onscreen? Shit, it’s the reason we love movies❤️ Sadly, Lee never saw the films success, he died 3 days before the movies release, it’s heartbreaking, but sealed his reputation as the greatest star in action cinema👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I collect Scores, Lalo Schifrin’s main title is one of the greatest in all cinema, comparable to ‘Star Wars’ It’s fun, action packed and Bruce Lee is a supernova, you can’t help but love and admire the man❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 on Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #enterthedragon  #moviereview  #brucelee 
I’m VERY biased when it comes to Natalie Portman, I’m in lust with her, and I see no end to that anytime soon, that being said, I think ‘Black Swan (2010) is a fucking masterpiece🖤🙏🏻 It’s my favorite Darren Aronofsky film, it’s subject matter is very close to my heart, it’s not ballerinas, but the very act of artistic creativity itself, what it can do the the mind and body, and in saying this, the movie is unparalleled🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Natalie plays Nina, a dancer trying to get the lead in a new production of Black Swan, she has Mila Kunis hot on her heels, a natural, effortless dancer and open, sexual person, while Nina is somewhat reserved, and the part requires her to go deep and bring out her bad side. Barbara Hershey plays her demanding mum, who quit dancing to have Nina and Vincent Cassell, the director and boss of this show. He tries to goad Nina to bring out the devil, and is that a good thing or not?  This is pure psychological horror, Nina has visions of her literally turning into a swan, with goose flesh and feathers under her skin🤮😳 she is under tremendous pressure to be more than what she is, to deliver a stunning performance, has she got what it takes, or should the bad girl stay hidden?  This film is a brilliant metaphor for creativity, how your soul is carved up for others to see, destructive self doubt, jealousy, raw sexuality, the excesses of the human nature, all are on view here, and Portman is BRILLIANT, no wonder she won the Oscar 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 The film is full of horrific images, peeling back skin, legs breaking, toes splitting, but it also has one of the best pieces of CGI I’ve ever seen, as Nina grows wings in performing, I am gobsmacked every fucking time!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 There is a VERY sexy scene😳😜 and you really feel for Portman as she is pushed and pulled in every direction, the ending delivers a cathartic release that I feel deeply, I get it, I know where she is, and what it takes to get there, this movie is fantastic😫😫👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 on Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies #blackswan #moviereview #natalieportmanissohot
I’m VERY biased when it comes to Natalie Portman, I’m in lust with her, and I see no end to that anytime soon, that being said, I think ‘Black Swan (2010) is a fucking masterpiece🖤🙏🏻 It’s my favorite Darren Aronofsky film, it’s subject matter is very close to my heart, it’s not ballerinas, but the very act of artistic creativity itself, what it can do the the mind and body, and in saying this, the movie is unparalleled🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Natalie plays Nina, a dancer trying to get the lead in a new production of Black Swan, she has Mila Kunis hot on her heels, a natural, effortless dancer and open, sexual person, while Nina is somewhat reserved, and the part requires her to go deep and bring out her bad side. Barbara Hershey plays her demanding mum, who quit dancing to have Nina and Vincent Cassell, the director and boss of this show. He tries to goad Nina to bring out the devil, and is that a good thing or not? This is pure psychological horror, Nina has visions of her literally turning into a swan, with goose flesh and feathers under her skin🤮😳 she is under tremendous pressure to be more than what she is, to deliver a stunning performance, has she got what it takes, or should the bad girl stay hidden? This film is a brilliant metaphor for creativity, how your soul is carved up for others to see, destructive self doubt, jealousy, raw sexuality, the excesses of the human nature, all are on view here, and Portman is BRILLIANT, no wonder she won the Oscar 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 The film is full of horrific images, peeling back skin, legs breaking, toes splitting, but it also has one of the best pieces of CGI I’ve ever seen, as Nina grows wings in performing, I am gobsmacked every fucking time!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 There is a VERY sexy scene😳😜 and you really feel for Portman as she is pushed and pulled in every direction, the ending delivers a cathartic release that I feel deeply, I get it, I know where she is, and what it takes to get there, this movie is fantastic😫😫👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 on Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #blackswan  #moviereview  #natalieportmanissohot 
‘Don’t Look Now’ (1973) has stood the test of time, Director Nicholas Roeg created a supernatural horror that sticks with you, forever, it’s an amazing achievement.🙏🏻👏🏻 Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie play parents who are trying to overcome the death of their young daughter, which we see, it’s so devastating💔💔💔 Made worse by the fact that he had a premonition of the event...😳💔Sutherland and Christie go to Venice, he helps restore buildings and has a job restoring an old church, and there they meet a pair of old ladies,sisters, one of which is a clairvoyant and blind.  She tells Julie that her daughter is happy, safe and wants her mum not to worry, which understandably, gives her a lot of relief, a breakthrough in her deep depression. Slowly, very slowly, events in Venice start to take an ominous turn, there is a murderer loose, there are dangerous accidents, something is up😳 I can’t say any more, but the film is so beautiful, so elegant, dreamy, trancelike even, it really captures a spooky mood, that audiences have soaked up for decades, it’s superb❤️❤️❤️ The ending hits like a punch in the face, you might gasp at it all, but the way it was told, remarkable, a true classic🖤🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 it’s on Amazon, on Criterion disc, turn off the lights with a warm drink and let this one creep over you🖤 #yousuckatwatchingmovies #dontlooknow #moviereview
‘Don’t Look Now’ (1973) has stood the test of time, Director Nicholas Roeg created a supernatural horror that sticks with you, forever, it’s an amazing achievement.🙏🏻👏🏻 Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie play parents who are trying to overcome the death of their young daughter, which we see, it’s so devastating💔💔💔 Made worse by the fact that he had a premonition of the event...😳💔Sutherland and Christie go to Venice, he helps restore buildings and has a job restoring an old church, and there they meet a pair of old ladies,sisters, one of which is a clairvoyant and blind. She tells Julie that her daughter is happy, safe and wants her mum not to worry, which understandably, gives her a lot of relief, a breakthrough in her deep depression. Slowly, very slowly, events in Venice start to take an ominous turn, there is a murderer loose, there are dangerous accidents, something is up😳 I can’t say any more, but the film is so beautiful, so elegant, dreamy, trancelike even, it really captures a spooky mood, that audiences have soaked up for decades, it’s superb❤️❤️❤️ The ending hits like a punch in the face, you might gasp at it all, but the way it was told, remarkable, a true classic🖤🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 it’s on Amazon, on Criterion disc, turn off the lights with a warm drink and let this one creep over you🖤 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #dontlooknow  #moviereview 
So, Saturday night, you want your mind blown? It’s time for Gaspar Noe’s ‘Enter The Void’, and it’s on Netflix!!! First, the title sequence, if that doesn’t blow your mind, then nothing will, so it sets up the movie you are about to see, strap yourselves in!!! 😳This film is as trippy as it gets, set in Tokyo, it’s about a drug dealer and his sister Paz De La Huerta, told from a first person perspective, so you are the camera’s eyes, you watch him take some very psychedelic drugs, 🤪🤪🤪 and then as he goes to a club for a deal, but things turn bad, he gets shot and killed, which you get to experience.  However, the story then becomes an out of body experience, as the soul moves about, looking down on everyone, moving through walls, through the neon streets, following his sister as she gets into various kinds of trouble... holy shit, this might be the trippiest movie ever! It’s loosely based on the Tibetan Book of The Dead, and it being Gaspar Noe, this in no ordinary experience, so hold on tight!!! It’s disorienting, kinda creepy, extremely psychedelic and often violent, I suggest you be in a good place when you watch this, it’s a long film, so prepare yourselves!!! On Netflix!! ❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻#yousuckatwatchingmovies #Enterthevoid #trippyasfuck #moviereview
So, Saturday night, you want your mind blown? It’s time for Gaspar Noe’s ‘Enter The Void’, and it’s on Netflix!!! First, the title sequence, if that doesn’t blow your mind, then nothing will, so it sets up the movie you are about to see, strap yourselves in!!! 😳This film is as trippy as it gets, set in Tokyo, it’s about a drug dealer and his sister Paz De La Huerta, told from a first person perspective, so you are the camera’s eyes, you watch him take some very psychedelic drugs, 🤪🤪🤪 and then as he goes to a club for a deal, but things turn bad, he gets shot and killed, which you get to experience. However, the story then becomes an out of body experience, as the soul moves about, looking down on everyone, moving through walls, through the neon streets, following his sister as she gets into various kinds of trouble... holy shit, this might be the trippiest movie ever! It’s loosely based on the Tibetan Book of The Dead, and it being Gaspar Noe, this in no ordinary experience, so hold on tight!!! It’s disorienting, kinda creepy, extremely psychedelic and often violent, I suggest you be in a good place when you watch this, it’s a long film, so prepare yourselves!!! On Netflix!! ❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻#yousuckatwatchingmovies  #Enterthevoid  #trippyasfuck  #moviereview 
I’m going to declare it out loud, and I don’t give two shits what anyone thinks, I LOVE ‘Deathproof’ and not only that, I’ll watch it over ‘Pulp Fiction’ any day, yep, you heard that straight.  I admit, I am somewhat biased, I’m a giant fan of @rosariodawson , and she gets to really shine in this, but I’m also a fan of Kurt Russell, and he also delivers big time. Inspired by Grindhouse movies of years gone by ( I was there, I saw them, this movie gets it🖤🙏🏻) Russell plays Stuntman Mike, a nasty serial killer who uses his car as a weapon to kill pretty girls, and in the first half of the movie, he does just that, with the most horrific, gory, disturbing car crash ever put on film🤢🤮 Then in the second half of the movie, he tries the same trick with another group of female heroes, but hold on, these ladies are not easy prey, and the tables get turned, in fucking glorious jaw dropping fashion. I love this film. Arguments against it say it’s just hot chicks talking, fuck you fool!! That’s the reason it’s AWESOME❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ The dialog delivered by these women is on fiya 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Hilarious, on point, and for me? Mesmerizing. Rosario, Zoe Bell, Tracie Thoms (shoutout to her, she might have the greatest dirty laugh ever put on film❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻)and Mary Elizabeth Winstead deliver my favorite Tarantino dialog, and when Zoe gets to do her stunts, on the hood of the car doing 60? Fuck, it’s beautiful❤️❤️❤️🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 once the end comes, I always remember something that Sas once said to me about Kurt ( she’s a giant fan, thinks he’s yummy) she said “ It takes a real man to act like that” and I think she’s right❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻 Give this another go, it’s severely underrated, I love this move, so much❤️❤️❤️ #yousuckatwatchingmovies #Deathproof #rosariodawson  #moviereview #dodgechallenger
I’m going to declare it out loud, and I don’t give two shits what anyone thinks, I LOVE ‘Deathproof’ and not only that, I’ll watch it over ‘Pulp Fiction’ any day, yep, you heard that straight. I admit, I am somewhat biased, I’m a giant fan of @rosariodawson , and she gets to really shine in this, but I’m also a fan of Kurt Russell, and he also delivers big time. Inspired by Grindhouse movies of years gone by ( I was there, I saw them, this movie gets it🖤🙏🏻) Russell plays Stuntman Mike, a nasty serial killer who uses his car as a weapon to kill pretty girls, and in the first half of the movie, he does just that, with the most horrific, gory, disturbing car crash ever put on film🤢🤮 Then in the second half of the movie, he tries the same trick with another group of female heroes, but hold on, these ladies are not easy prey, and the tables get turned, in fucking glorious jaw dropping fashion. I love this film. Arguments against it say it’s just hot chicks talking, fuck you fool!! That’s the reason it’s AWESOME❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ The dialog delivered by these women is on fiya 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Hilarious, on point, and for me? Mesmerizing. Rosario, Zoe Bell, Tracie Thoms (shoutout to her, she might have the greatest dirty laugh ever put on film❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻)and Mary Elizabeth Winstead deliver my favorite Tarantino dialog, and when Zoe gets to do her stunts, on the hood of the car doing 60? Fuck, it’s beautiful❤️❤️❤️🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 once the end comes, I always remember something that Sas once said to me about Kurt ( she’s a giant fan, thinks he’s yummy) she said “ It takes a real man to act like that” and I think she’s right❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻 Give this another go, it’s severely underrated, I love this move, so much❤️❤️❤️ #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #Deathproof  #rosariodawson  #moviereview  #dodgechallenger 
Park Chan-wook is my favorite Korean Director, he was responsible for ‘Oldboy’, The ‘Vengeance’ trilogy, ‘Thirst’ and this film, ‘The Handmaiden’(2016) which I fucking LOVE❤️ It’s set in Japanese occupied Korea, in a huge English/ Japanese mansion, a conman is out to marry a beautiful Japanese heiress, his plan is to later have her committed to an insane asylum while he runs of with the money. In order for his plan to work, he hires a girl to act as the lady’s handmaiden, she is from a family of conmen and thieves and will be perfect for getting the heiress to fall in love with him. But things do not go as planned, the heiress and handmaiden are attracted to each other, will his plans get spoiled?  Right from the very start you can tell you are in for a good time, the cinematography is fucking astonishing😳😳❤️❤️ I find myself gasping at the images onscreen, it’s gorgeous beyond belief. The film is also blackly comic, it’s a twisted story, and most surprising of all, this is a sexy movie!! Not only that, this is a kinky movie, it comes at you from several angles, simply put, you have no clue as to what comes next!! And this is just the start. Oh boy. I won’t say what happens, because this is the kind of film that you need to go in cold, let the story unravel, it’s full of surprises. I will say, anyone with an interest in Ball jointed dolls needs to check this movie out!! Every frame a painting, it’s EXQUISITE😫😫😫😫. So, a sexy, unpredictable, black humored gothic thriller,that’s  kinky too😜😳 You gotta see it!  On Amazon prime! #yousuckatwatchingmovies #thehandmaiden #moviereview #kinkyfun
Park Chan-wook is my favorite Korean Director, he was responsible for ‘Oldboy’, The ‘Vengeance’ trilogy, ‘Thirst’ and this film, ‘The Handmaiden’(2016) which I fucking LOVE❤️ It’s set in Japanese occupied Korea, in a huge English/ Japanese mansion, a conman is out to marry a beautiful Japanese heiress, his plan is to later have her committed to an insane asylum while he runs of with the money. In order for his plan to work, he hires a girl to act as the lady’s handmaiden, she is from a family of conmen and thieves and will be perfect for getting the heiress to fall in love with him. But things do not go as planned, the heiress and handmaiden are attracted to each other, will his plans get spoiled? Right from the very start you can tell you are in for a good time, the cinematography is fucking astonishing😳😳❤️❤️ I find myself gasping at the images onscreen, it’s gorgeous beyond belief. The film is also blackly comic, it’s a twisted story, and most surprising of all, this is a sexy movie!! Not only that, this is a kinky movie, it comes at you from several angles, simply put, you have no clue as to what comes next!! And this is just the start. Oh boy. I won’t say what happens, because this is the kind of film that you need to go in cold, let the story unravel, it’s full of surprises. I will say, anyone with an interest in Ball jointed dolls needs to check this movie out!! Every frame a painting, it’s EXQUISITE😫😫😫😫. So, a sexy, unpredictable, black humored gothic thriller,that’s kinky too😜😳 You gotta see it! On Amazon prime! #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #thehandmaiden  #moviereview  #kinkyfun 
‘Spirited Away’ (2001) written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki, animated by Studio Ghibli, was the first film of his I saw, it remains not only my favorite Miyazaki, but the greatest traditional animated film I’ve ever seen❤️👏🏻 Ten year old  Chihiro Ogino is driving with her parents to a new town, when they get lost and end up in an abandoned theme park, her parents literally pig out on food 🐷 and a young boy tells her if she doesn’t get back across the river before sunset, she will be stuck in the spirit world, which of course she does.  Assisted by Haku she gets a job in a gigantic ghost bathhouse and we follow her adventures as she tries to get her parents back to human. There were a series of live action Japanese films in the late 60’s, ‘Yokai Monsters’, I’m a big fan, and ‘Spirited Away’ reminds me a lot of those films, scene after scene of amazing ghosts and spirits of every shape size and color, imagination let loose, it’s fucking fantastic!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️ One scene in particular, when our heroine has to give a bath to a giant, foul smelling ‘Stink Spirit’, it’s animation of the very best, awe inspiring in every way, I’m spellbound every time I watch👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️ The story is complex, the animation so well observed, characters so beautifully written, this movie is a joy to watch, every frame a masterpiece❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻 I can’t heap praise on this film enough, it may be a kids fairy tale, but it’s for adults too, it’s themes universal, its imagination, boundless👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻There is a gorgeous flying sequence, magic, dragons, monsters, living soot, giant radishes, and of course, the terrifying No Face, out to eat EVERYTHING.😳👏🏻 I’m in awe of the work involved here, it’s true art, in one of the most engaging forms I’ve ever seen❤️ This film set me off on a journey, to see all the Ghibli films, one of the joys in my life👏🏻👏🏻🙏🏻 It’s simply beautiful❤️ on Amazon, this one really benefits from a Blu-ray purchase, if you can👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻#yousuckatwatchingmovies #spiritedaway #moviereview
‘Spirited Away’ (2001) written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki, animated by Studio Ghibli, was the first film of his I saw, it remains not only my favorite Miyazaki, but the greatest traditional animated film I’ve ever seen❤️👏🏻 Ten year old Chihiro Ogino is driving with her parents to a new town, when they get lost and end up in an abandoned theme park, her parents literally pig out on food 🐷 and a young boy tells her if she doesn’t get back across the river before sunset, she will be stuck in the spirit world, which of course she does. Assisted by Haku she gets a job in a gigantic ghost bathhouse and we follow her adventures as she tries to get her parents back to human. There were a series of live action Japanese films in the late 60’s, ‘Yokai Monsters’, I’m a big fan, and ‘Spirited Away’ reminds me a lot of those films, scene after scene of amazing ghosts and spirits of every shape size and color, imagination let loose, it’s fucking fantastic!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️ One scene in particular, when our heroine has to give a bath to a giant, foul smelling ‘Stink Spirit’, it’s animation of the very best, awe inspiring in every way, I’m spellbound every time I watch👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️ The story is complex, the animation so well observed, characters so beautifully written, this movie is a joy to watch, every frame a masterpiece❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻 I can’t heap praise on this film enough, it may be a kids fairy tale, but it’s for adults too, it’s themes universal, its imagination, boundless👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻There is a gorgeous flying sequence, magic, dragons, monsters, living soot, giant radishes, and of course, the terrifying No Face, out to eat EVERYTHING.😳👏🏻 I’m in awe of the work involved here, it’s true art, in one of the most engaging forms I’ve ever seen❤️ This film set me off on a journey, to see all the Ghibli films, one of the joys in my life👏🏻👏🏻🙏🏻 It’s simply beautiful❤️ on Amazon, this one really benefits from a Blu-ray purchase, if you can👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻#yousuckatwatchingmovies  #spiritedaway  #moviereview 
I love ‘Sunshine’ (2007) to me, it’s a perfect film, despite the off kilter ending, it’s all I look for in Science Fiction and it was directed by Danny Boyle and written by one of the most interesting people working in movies, Alex Garland❤️🙏🏻. A crew of 8 astronauts and scientists are flying a GIGANTIC bomb through space on their way to the Sun, our star is losing its power, and this giant bomb will hopefully restart it. This is our last chance, because another mission, exactly the same, set off years before and was never heard of again😳 I love spaceship movies, they have a certain feel, and this one embraces it fully, it feels like family, like home to me, so I’m sucked right in right away. Once they get past Mercury they hear a signal, it’s the first ship, the Icarus 1, should they stop and see or not?  The chief engineer, Cillian Murphy, decides its worth the risk, two last chances are better than one, so they adjust angle to reach the other ship, which then starts a cycle of accidents, fuck ups and misfortune that puts their mission to save Earth in jeopardy 😳😳😳🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 This film has strong philosophical leanings, questions about god and the meaning of existence, which I love❤️👏🏻 there are breathtaking visuals, mixed with an incredible soundtrack, the Adagio is now instantly recognizable, it’s fucking fantastic music and it sets the tone for the movie, like the universe itself, it’s so beautiful, there just are no words🙏🏻👏🏻 One by one the crew faces death, all in the knowledge that a whole planet of friends and family is relying on them on Earth, it’s heady stuff, the movie handles it perfectly👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️ The end takes a diversion, some like it, others don’t, for me it works, our greatest enemy has always been ourselves, our beliefs in a higher power, it can cloud the mind, this movie confronts those ideas full on. Best of all, the visuals and music, it’s really all about that, and for me personally, that says more, feels more emotional, than anything any character could say or do, it’s the soul on display here, it’s fucking wondrous ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ on Amazon and sometimes Netflix #yousuckatwatchingmovies #sunshine #moviereview
I love ‘Sunshine’ (2007) to me, it’s a perfect film, despite the off kilter ending, it’s all I look for in Science Fiction and it was directed by Danny Boyle and written by one of the most interesting people working in movies, Alex Garland❤️🙏🏻. A crew of 8 astronauts and scientists are flying a GIGANTIC bomb through space on their way to the Sun, our star is losing its power, and this giant bomb will hopefully restart it. This is our last chance, because another mission, exactly the same, set off years before and was never heard of again😳 I love spaceship movies, they have a certain feel, and this one embraces it fully, it feels like family, like home to me, so I’m sucked right in right away. Once they get past Mercury they hear a signal, it’s the first ship, the Icarus 1, should they stop and see or not? The chief engineer, Cillian Murphy, decides its worth the risk, two last chances are better than one, so they adjust angle to reach the other ship, which then starts a cycle of accidents, fuck ups and misfortune that puts their mission to save Earth in jeopardy 😳😳😳🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 This film has strong philosophical leanings, questions about god and the meaning of existence, which I love❤️👏🏻 there are breathtaking visuals, mixed with an incredible soundtrack, the Adagio is now instantly recognizable, it’s fucking fantastic music and it sets the tone for the movie, like the universe itself, it’s so beautiful, there just are no words🙏🏻👏🏻 One by one the crew faces death, all in the knowledge that a whole planet of friends and family is relying on them on Earth, it’s heady stuff, the movie handles it perfectly👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️❤️❤️ The end takes a diversion, some like it, others don’t, for me it works, our greatest enemy has always been ourselves, our beliefs in a higher power, it can cloud the mind, this movie confronts those ideas full on. Best of all, the visuals and music, it’s really all about that, and for me personally, that says more, feels more emotional, than anything any character could say or do, it’s the soul on display here, it’s fucking wondrous ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ on Amazon and sometimes Netflix #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #sunshine  #moviereview 
Jenny Reilly -Jenny and Michael Fassbender-Steve have driven out to the country for a relaxing weekend by the lake, they are in desperate need to spend some time together in the peace and quiet. After nearly getting lost they eventually found a secret spot by the lake, ‘Eden Lake’ (2008) they set up tent and have a cuddle.  Then they start to hear some noise, a big fucking aggressive dog starts sniffing about and they see they are joined at the lake by a bunch of kids, hoodies ( British Rednecks) trashy, loud and aggressive,  the couple try to shrug it off and go to bed. Next morning they find their food is all spoiled by insects and their car tire has been cut by a broken bottle left by the yobbos, fuck😡  Steve tries to address the problem, he goes off looking for them and finds a house with the kids bikes outside, he goes in, but nearly gets caught so decides to go back to the lake where he has a swim. Then they find their supplies gone so they decide it’s enough and try to leave, the kids chase them and in all the scuffle, Steve accidentally kills the kids dog, and the dark ominous mood suddenly goes black, and what follows next is fucking ghastly, horrific in every way, and it’s only just starting😱😳💀 The movie shifts to survivalist mode, it’s nerve shredding, white knuckle horror, all too believable. I’m not a fan of rednecks, no matter where they come from, stupid and ignorance and I are bitter enemies, so this flick just rubs me up the wrong way, fucking shits get really nasty, it’s very disturbing and all too realistic, gory, disgusting, anxiety inducing, this flick has it all!! Watch yourselves on this, your blood pressure will rise, it’s almost too much! 😱😳💀💀💀😡 It’s not gentle dear viewer, so get ready! Brutal. #yousuckatwatchingmovies #edenlake #moviereview #hoodiesarecunts on Amazon and Starz 🖤
Jenny Reilly -Jenny and Michael Fassbender-Steve have driven out to the country for a relaxing weekend by the lake, they are in desperate need to spend some time together in the peace and quiet. After nearly getting lost they eventually found a secret spot by the lake, ‘Eden Lake’ (2008) they set up tent and have a cuddle. Then they start to hear some noise, a big fucking aggressive dog starts sniffing about and they see they are joined at the lake by a bunch of kids, hoodies ( British Rednecks) trashy, loud and aggressive, the couple try to shrug it off and go to bed. Next morning they find their food is all spoiled by insects and their car tire has been cut by a broken bottle left by the yobbos, fuck😡 Steve tries to address the problem, he goes off looking for them and finds a house with the kids bikes outside, he goes in, but nearly gets caught so decides to go back to the lake where he has a swim. Then they find their supplies gone so they decide it’s enough and try to leave, the kids chase them and in all the scuffle, Steve accidentally kills the kids dog, and the dark ominous mood suddenly goes black, and what follows next is fucking ghastly, horrific in every way, and it’s only just starting😱😳💀 The movie shifts to survivalist mode, it’s nerve shredding, white knuckle horror, all too believable. I’m not a fan of rednecks, no matter where they come from, stupid and ignorance and I are bitter enemies, so this flick just rubs me up the wrong way, fucking shits get really nasty, it’s very disturbing and all too realistic, gory, disgusting, anxiety inducing, this flick has it all!! Watch yourselves on this, your blood pressure will rise, it’s almost too much! 😱😳💀💀💀😡 It’s not gentle dear viewer, so get ready! Brutal. #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #edenlake  #moviereview  #hoodiesarecunts  on Amazon and Starz 🖤
I’m a giant fan of ‘Excision’ (2012) starring @theannalynnemccord  as Pauline, an unusual girl at school who has orgiastic dreams and fantasies involving blood in large amounts, she want to be a surgeon of course!  The film also stars a brilliant Traci Lords as her Conservative mother, and John Waters as a priest (?😂😳) Director 
Richard Bates, Jr gives us a series of amazing dream sequences, revolting and violent, it’s awesome. Pauline  loses her virginity to the local jock, making sure he goes down on her while she has her period, 😂😱 to his revulsion and Pauline’s and my delight, this chick rocks!🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 The Film capitalizes on Americans unhealthy obsession with cleanliness, which leads to some hilariously disgusting situations as Pauline becomes focused on her desire to become a surgeon, it’s blackly comic, original stuff. @theannalynnemccord is a revelation here, she is damn good in this, fierce,funny and fucked up, dressing down trying to look her very worse, looking often like some teenage cavegirl, but I think she’s outstanding and is gorgeous😂😂😂 The dreams have a somewhat Cronenberg/ Ken Russell feel, lots of body horror and menstruation themes, very original. This movie pushes boundaries, it might be a bit much for some, but fuck em!! And what an ending!! Holy shit, no fucking way😱😱😱 What a great movie!! On Amazon, I found a cheap Blu-ray for $2.50 on EBay, it looks glorious, so much blood!! It has a very punk rock vibe, pure horror, a big fuck you, I love that ❤️❤️❤️😱😱😱 On Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies #excision #moviereview
I’m a giant fan of ‘Excision’ (2012) starring @theannalynnemccord as Pauline, an unusual girl at school who has orgiastic dreams and fantasies involving blood in large amounts, she want to be a surgeon of course! The film also stars a brilliant Traci Lords as her Conservative mother, and John Waters as a priest (?😂😳) Director Richard Bates, Jr gives us a series of amazing dream sequences, revolting and violent, it’s awesome. Pauline loses her virginity to the local jock, making sure he goes down on her while she has her period, 😂😱 to his revulsion and Pauline’s and my delight, this chick rocks!🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 The Film capitalizes on Americans unhealthy obsession with cleanliness, which leads to some hilariously disgusting situations as Pauline becomes focused on her desire to become a surgeon, it’s blackly comic, original stuff. @theannalynnemccord is a revelation here, she is damn good in this, fierce,funny and fucked up, dressing down trying to look her very worse, looking often like some teenage cavegirl, but I think she’s outstanding and is gorgeous😂😂😂 The dreams have a somewhat Cronenberg/ Ken Russell feel, lots of body horror and menstruation themes, very original. This movie pushes boundaries, it might be a bit much for some, but fuck em!! And what an ending!! Holy shit, no fucking way😱😱😱 What a great movie!! On Amazon, I found a cheap Blu-ray for $2.50 on EBay, it looks glorious, so much blood!! It has a very punk rock vibe, pure horror, a big fuck you, I love that ❤️❤️❤️😱😱😱 On Amazon #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #excision  #moviereview 
A man wakes up in a bathtub, he doesn’t know who he is,where he is, when it is, he finds a dead girl in the room next door, with a spiral carved into her chest. He gets a weird phone call, it’s Keifer Sutherland, doing his best Peter Lorre impression, he tells the guy his name is Murdock, and to get out of the room ASAP, some Strangers are after him😳 He’s in a seedy hotel, the manager tells him he left his wallet at an automat, there he finds out his name is John Murdock, he is suddenly chased by a bunch of guys looking like something from Nosferatu and Hellraiser, they have psychic abilities, and they can fly!  What the flying fuck😳😳 So starts ‘Dark City’ (1998) a true original Sci-Fi flick, a mix of Noir detective, anime and gothic horror, it’s unlike anything else ever. I won’t go into the story, it’s so strange, so bizarre, it’s ‘Metropolis’ told by ghosts and aliens, it’s the X-Men and Dracula, it’s a maze with no entrance or exit, and it’s fucking mind blowing🖤🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I saw it on its release, and it blew me away, and has stayed with me ever since, why is it always night? Who are the Strangers, what’s up with John Murdock? Is he married to Jennifer Connelly or not? How the FUCK do you get to Shell Beach?  So many questions, the answer is so mind blowing, I sit with my jaw open in amazement, why is this movie not on everyone’s must see list?  Be prepared to think, and get ready, you will need to put the pieces of your brain back together in 100 minutes. A visual masterpiece, an incredible epic score, one of the greatest in film,it’s ahead of its time in every way👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 if you have never seen it, you are in for a treat, it’s fantastic🖤🖤🖤👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 On Amazon and sometimes Netflix #yousuckatwatchingmovies #mindblowing  #darkcity #moviereview
A man wakes up in a bathtub, he doesn’t know who he is,where he is, when it is, he finds a dead girl in the room next door, with a spiral carved into her chest. He gets a weird phone call, it’s Keifer Sutherland, doing his best Peter Lorre impression, he tells the guy his name is Murdock, and to get out of the room ASAP, some Strangers are after him😳 He’s in a seedy hotel, the manager tells him he left his wallet at an automat, there he finds out his name is John Murdock, he is suddenly chased by a bunch of guys looking like something from Nosferatu and Hellraiser, they have psychic abilities, and they can fly! What the flying fuck😳😳 So starts ‘Dark City’ (1998) a true original Sci-Fi flick, a mix of Noir detective, anime and gothic horror, it’s unlike anything else ever. I won’t go into the story, it’s so strange, so bizarre, it’s ‘Metropolis’ told by ghosts and aliens, it’s the X-Men and Dracula, it’s a maze with no entrance or exit, and it’s fucking mind blowing🖤🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I saw it on its release, and it blew me away, and has stayed with me ever since, why is it always night? Who are the Strangers, what’s up with John Murdock? Is he married to Jennifer Connelly or not? How the FUCK do you get to Shell Beach? So many questions, the answer is so mind blowing, I sit with my jaw open in amazement, why is this movie not on everyone’s must see list? Be prepared to think, and get ready, you will need to put the pieces of your brain back together in 100 minutes. A visual masterpiece, an incredible epic score, one of the greatest in film,it’s ahead of its time in every way👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 if you have never seen it, you are in for a treat, it’s fantastic🖤🖤🖤👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 On Amazon and sometimes Netflix #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #mindblowing  #darkcity  #moviereview 
First time director Nicolas Pesce brings us ‘Eyes of my Mother’ (2016) a B/W movie, and it’s a fucking shocker!!😳😳 A young girl called Francisca is living on a rural farm with her mother and father, her mum is a former surgeon, and she shows her young daughter how to perform surgery on a cow, including dissecting it’s eyes, all real, no fx🤮😳 This guy Charlie stops by, and you can tell by his fucked up grin that Charlie is trouble, he convinces the mum to let him in to use the bathroom, Franciscas dad comes home to find Charlie chopping up mum in the bathtub😳😳 Offscreen there is a fight, and Charlie is tied up and put in the barn, where Francisca gets to look after him, she removes a few pieces to make sure he sticks around🖤😳🤮🤮🤮 This is not a normal family, Charlie fucked up real bad and the film follows Francisca as she grows up, looking after her dad and Charlie, in her own special way🤢 and when her dad dies, she decides it’s time to find some new family. Holy shit, this is some dark, fucked up shit, it’s slow, it’s tone often reminds me of ‘Eraserhead’, the photography is gorgeous, and I can see why it was filmed in B/W!😳😱😱😱 Very assured direction, amazing acting by Kika Magalhães as Francisca, she is icy and methodical, and there are several scenes where she is a real unfeeling monster, it’s horrifying, perhaps too much for some?  This is a great, perhaps future classic horror film, not an easy watch, as the repulsive acts increase in number, “ oh no, she’s not going to do THAT??😳😳😳🤮” She does. And more.  It’s slow, a nightmare, but the film is exceptionally well made, you need to see it🖤 on Netflix!! 😳 #yousuckatwatchingmovies #eyesofmymother #moviereview
First time director Nicolas Pesce brings us ‘Eyes of my Mother’ (2016) a B/W movie, and it’s a fucking shocker!!😳😳 A young girl called Francisca is living on a rural farm with her mother and father, her mum is a former surgeon, and she shows her young daughter how to perform surgery on a cow, including dissecting it’s eyes, all real, no fx🤮😳 This guy Charlie stops by, and you can tell by his fucked up grin that Charlie is trouble, he convinces the mum to let him in to use the bathroom, Franciscas dad comes home to find Charlie chopping up mum in the bathtub😳😳 Offscreen there is a fight, and Charlie is tied up and put in the barn, where Francisca gets to look after him, she removes a few pieces to make sure he sticks around🖤😳🤮🤮🤮 This is not a normal family, Charlie fucked up real bad and the film follows Francisca as she grows up, looking after her dad and Charlie, in her own special way🤢 and when her dad dies, she decides it’s time to find some new family. Holy shit, this is some dark, fucked up shit, it’s slow, it’s tone often reminds me of ‘Eraserhead’, the photography is gorgeous, and I can see why it was filmed in B/W!😳😱😱😱 Very assured direction, amazing acting by Kika Magalhães as Francisca, she is icy and methodical, and there are several scenes where she is a real unfeeling monster, it’s horrifying, perhaps too much for some? This is a great, perhaps future classic horror film, not an easy watch, as the repulsive acts increase in number, “ oh no, she’s not going to do THAT??😳😳😳🤮” She does. And more. It’s slow, a nightmare, but the film is exceptionally well made, you need to see it🖤 on Netflix!! 😳 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #eyesofmymother  #moviereview 
Well, we zoomed past 5000 didn’t we?😂 As promised, here is my review of the movie that got people to check out my movie reviews in the first place, Taika Waititi’s masterpiece, ‘What We Do In The Shadows’❤️🖤👏🏻 A mockumentary follows four vampires living together in a house in Wellington, New Zealand, Viago-Taika Waititi, Vladislav-Jemaine Clement, 
Deacon-Jonathan Brugh and Petyr-Ben Fransham, and we get to follow them on their nightly schedule, including flat duties like cleaning the dishes and spinal columns😂😳 They have a familiar who gets virgins and victims for them, one of which is one of the main storylines, we also get to meet local Werewolves ( not Swearwolves) and join the festivities at the annual undead convention.  From the opening minutes to the very end it’s non stop laughing, I have never seen a funnier film, only a true lover of vampire and Goth culture would be able to come up with the films continuous barrage of lines, jokes, visuals and Fx, it’s simply glorious, I often have to stop the movie to wipe away tears of laughter😂😂😂 It’s often gory, with a few musical interludes that have to be seen to be believed, we watch them do their “Dark Bidding” on EBay, looking for virgins on pornhub, going to sad discos and biting people with fucking hilariously gory results. This movie is as good as it gets, every person I’ve turned on to it has LOVED it, this movie is a special kind of genius, and needs to be seen several times to catch it all, I’ve seen it 30 times and it’s as funny now as the first time. It’s full of quotes you will remember your whole life, it’s the best vampire movie ever, breathes new life into the genre, with some of the greatest horror characters ever put on screen, it’s not possible to overstate this movies greatness, it’s even better than anything I can ever say🖤🧛🏻‍♂️ I’m jealous of those who have never seen it, your life is just about to get better❤️❤️🙏🏻🤪 Watch in AWE on Amazon Prime🖤😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂 #yousuckatwatchingmovies #whatwedointheshadows #moviereview
Well, we zoomed past 5000 didn’t we?😂 As promised, here is my review of the movie that got people to check out my movie reviews in the first place, Taika Waititi’s masterpiece, ‘What We Do In The Shadows’❤️🖤👏🏻 A mockumentary follows four vampires living together in a house in Wellington, New Zealand, Viago-Taika Waititi, Vladislav-Jemaine Clement, Deacon-Jonathan Brugh and Petyr-Ben Fransham, and we get to follow them on their nightly schedule, including flat duties like cleaning the dishes and spinal columns😂😳 They have a familiar who gets virgins and victims for them, one of which is one of the main storylines, we also get to meet local Werewolves ( not Swearwolves) and join the festivities at the annual undead convention. From the opening minutes to the very end it’s non stop laughing, I have never seen a funnier film, only a true lover of vampire and Goth culture would be able to come up with the films continuous barrage of lines, jokes, visuals and Fx, it’s simply glorious, I often have to stop the movie to wipe away tears of laughter😂😂😂 It’s often gory, with a few musical interludes that have to be seen to be believed, we watch them do their “Dark Bidding” on EBay, looking for virgins on pornhub, going to sad discos and biting people with fucking hilariously gory results. This movie is as good as it gets, every person I’ve turned on to it has LOVED it, this movie is a special kind of genius, and needs to be seen several times to catch it all, I’ve seen it 30 times and it’s as funny now as the first time. It’s full of quotes you will remember your whole life, it’s the best vampire movie ever, breathes new life into the genre, with some of the greatest horror characters ever put on screen, it’s not possible to overstate this movies greatness, it’s even better than anything I can ever say🖤🧛🏻‍♂️ I’m jealous of those who have never seen it, your life is just about to get better❤️❤️🙏🏻🤪 Watch in AWE on Amazon Prime🖤😳😳😳😂😂😂😂😂 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #whatwedointheshadows  #moviereview 
What to say about ‘Urotsukidōji’ Legend of the Overfiend (1986)? This animated movie stands alone, it’s responsible for bringing ‘Hentai’ to the masses, who would have known that tentacle fucking would be a thing?😳 It involves a human/ demon/ beast hybrid called Jyaku, he is sent to our world to find the indestructible demon sex God Chōjin, who is secretly living in the body of a man in Japan. What follows is scene after scene of animated horror sex, bodies split open, dick ended tentacles go into every available orifice, including a few new ones, spitting out sparkly semen over everything and everyone. Demons both good and bad are flying, fighting, fucking, killing each other and anything or anyone that happens to be close by, it’s a hyper gory fuckfest, quite possibly one of the most insane movies ever made😱😳😂🤪🤪🤪 Dicks grow giant, spilling out more dicks, vulvas do the same, everyone gets something up there, squeezed, jerked off, fondled, there are zero limits, the host of demons are insatiable, and our hero(?) tries his best to put a stop to it, it keeps going and going and then it’s over.😳😱🤪🤪🤪 Sadly, this is a tough movie to find, I have the Penthouse dvd uncut release ( the way to go) on eBay years ago, you can find it every now and again, it’s sad this does not have a decent release in the US. 💔 So good luck finding it, but it is worth trying, this movie is one of a kind, utterly insane😳😳😳😳🤪🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #Urotsukidōji #moviereview
What to say about ‘Urotsukidōji’ Legend of the Overfiend (1986)? This animated movie stands alone, it’s responsible for bringing ‘Hentai’ to the masses, who would have known that tentacle fucking would be a thing?😳 It involves a human/ demon/ beast hybrid called Jyaku, he is sent to our world to find the indestructible demon sex God Chōjin, who is secretly living in the body of a man in Japan. What follows is scene after scene of animated horror sex, bodies split open, dick ended tentacles go into every available orifice, including a few new ones, spitting out sparkly semen over everything and everyone. Demons both good and bad are flying, fighting, fucking, killing each other and anything or anyone that happens to be close by, it’s a hyper gory fuckfest, quite possibly one of the most insane movies ever made😱😳😂🤪🤪🤪 Dicks grow giant, spilling out more dicks, vulvas do the same, everyone gets something up there, squeezed, jerked off, fondled, there are zero limits, the host of demons are insatiable, and our hero(?) tries his best to put a stop to it, it keeps going and going and then it’s over.😳😱🤪🤪🤪 Sadly, this is a tough movie to find, I have the Penthouse dvd uncut release ( the way to go) on eBay years ago, you can find it every now and again, it’s sad this does not have a decent release in the US. 💔 So good luck finding it, but it is worth trying, this movie is one of a kind, utterly insane😳😳😳😳🤪🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜 #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #Urotsukidōji  #moviereview 
I had always thought there was a good actor lying under all those Vince Vaughn comedies, and he gets to bring it out in ‘Brawl in Cell Block 99’ (2017) 😱 Directed by S Craig Zahler, who had previously done the incredible ‘Bone Tomahawk’ This guy has a talent for brutality, and bringing it out into the open with shocking results. Vaughn plays Bradley Thomas, who gets fired from his mechanics job, and has to take a job as a fixer for the local drug boss, because his wife Lauren is pregnant, and he wants to look after her, at any cost. He’s damn good at his job, trying to stay out of trouble, when his boss asks him to watch over a drug deal, which goes bad, he saves the life of a cop, but ends up in jail anyway.  He tries to be a good prisoner, waiting for the day to see his wife and daughter, when he receives a visitor, Udo Kier (❤️🙏🏻) who tells him his baby will be chopped up into little pieces unless he kills someone in a high security cell, and then, we are off. I had never noticed just how BIG Vaughn is before, he gets to use that frame and savage fighting skills as he maims and kills to get to his target, this movie is BRUTAL😱😱😱😱 Bones, skulls, limbs are broken, crushed, stamped on, destroyed, with ghastly sound Fx, very disturbing, violent makeup Fx, it’s a journey into the bowels of Hell as this unstoppable killing machine tries to save his family, Vaughn is a revelation, he’s outstanding, with a quiet effortless brutality I had never seen before, he’s damn good in this, very believable, it’s a great movie👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 on Amazon. #yousuckatwatchingmovies #brawlincellblock99 #moviereview #brutal
I had always thought there was a good actor lying under all those Vince Vaughn comedies, and he gets to bring it out in ‘Brawl in Cell Block 99’ (2017) 😱 Directed by S Craig Zahler, who had previously done the incredible ‘Bone Tomahawk’ This guy has a talent for brutality, and bringing it out into the open with shocking results. Vaughn plays Bradley Thomas, who gets fired from his mechanics job, and has to take a job as a fixer for the local drug boss, because his wife Lauren is pregnant, and he wants to look after her, at any cost. He’s damn good at his job, trying to stay out of trouble, when his boss asks him to watch over a drug deal, which goes bad, he saves the life of a cop, but ends up in jail anyway. He tries to be a good prisoner, waiting for the day to see his wife and daughter, when he receives a visitor, Udo Kier (❤️🙏🏻) who tells him his baby will be chopped up into little pieces unless he kills someone in a high security cell, and then, we are off. I had never noticed just how BIG Vaughn is before, he gets to use that frame and savage fighting skills as he maims and kills to get to his target, this movie is BRUTAL😱😱😱😱 Bones, skulls, limbs are broken, crushed, stamped on, destroyed, with ghastly sound Fx, very disturbing, violent makeup Fx, it’s a journey into the bowels of Hell as this unstoppable killing machine tries to save his family, Vaughn is a revelation, he’s outstanding, with a quiet effortless brutality I had never seen before, he’s damn good in this, very believable, it’s a great movie👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 on Amazon. #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #brawlincellblock99  #moviereview  #brutal 
I’m a giant fan of Creature Features, from the amazing 50’s run, to ‘Godzilla’ and ‘Pacific Rim’, I love them all, but there are not nearly enough killer plant movies, ‘The Ruins’ (2008) tries to change that, with fantastic results. 😳 Two American couples meet some friends vacationing in Mexico, and before they set back to the US, they fancy some culture, a friend has heard of these cool Mayan ruins in the jungle, let’s go there, surely nothing bad can happen, right?  Next morning they set off, and after a trek find a pyramid breaking through the undergrowth, how cool!! They all climb up to check out the view, it’s beautiful, surrounding jungle as far as you can see, but while they are looking, a group of locals surround the ruins, armed with weapons, and they are not letting anyone off😳😳😳 It doesn’t take long for our travelers to discover there is something very wrong, they set up tent, try to call home, it’s fucking hot, but while they are resting, someone finds the vines that are all over the ruins, well, it’s burrowing under their skin! Yikes!! What happens next is fucking ghastly, the creeping horror is everywhere, and what it does, what it is capable of, is the stuff of nightmares!!😳😱😱😱 What’s best of all, there is a considerable amount of VERY realistic gore, those vines get EVERYWHERE! 😉 Jesus!! Holeee shit!! Did I just see that?!?!😳😳😳 so horrible, so violent, and things keep getting worse and worse, nearly all glorious practical FX, this movie fucking DELIVERS!!! You will be covering you eyes!! Yuck!!😱😱😱 I got the uncut Blu-ray on eBay for $3, but you can rent it on amazon. This movie is a lot of survivalist horrific gory fun, is it silly? Sure! So what?! I loved it!  #yousuckatwatchingmovies #theruins #moviereview
I’m a giant fan of Creature Features, from the amazing 50’s run, to ‘Godzilla’ and ‘Pacific Rim’, I love them all, but there are not nearly enough killer plant movies, ‘The Ruins’ (2008) tries to change that, with fantastic results. 😳 Two American couples meet some friends vacationing in Mexico, and before they set back to the US, they fancy some culture, a friend has heard of these cool Mayan ruins in the jungle, let’s go there, surely nothing bad can happen, right? Next morning they set off, and after a trek find a pyramid breaking through the undergrowth, how cool!! They all climb up to check out the view, it’s beautiful, surrounding jungle as far as you can see, but while they are looking, a group of locals surround the ruins, armed with weapons, and they are not letting anyone off😳😳😳 It doesn’t take long for our travelers to discover there is something very wrong, they set up tent, try to call home, it’s fucking hot, but while they are resting, someone finds the vines that are all over the ruins, well, it’s burrowing under their skin! Yikes!! What happens next is fucking ghastly, the creeping horror is everywhere, and what it does, what it is capable of, is the stuff of nightmares!!😳😱😱😱 What’s best of all, there is a considerable amount of VERY realistic gore, those vines get EVERYWHERE! 😉 Jesus!! Holeee shit!! Did I just see that?!?!😳😳😳 so horrible, so violent, and things keep getting worse and worse, nearly all glorious practical FX, this movie fucking DELIVERS!!! You will be covering you eyes!! Yuck!!😱😱😱 I got the uncut Blu-ray on eBay for $3, but you can rent it on amazon. This movie is a lot of survivalist horrific gory fun, is it silly? Sure! So what?! I loved it! #yousuckatwatchingmovies  #theruins  #moviereview