Houston, we have us a goddamn problem...
Picked up 20 tickets for the Doyle show to give to my little ol’ Wolfpack and came home to realize I was sold $400 worth of ALAN DOYLE tickets?!
If this don’t get itself fixed I’m gonna be wearing somebody’s blood by the end of the day..
@alexwolfmanstory @officialdoyle #whatthefuck#donttrusttheboxoffice#imtryinghere#luckyguy *WAIT A DAMN MINUTE*
Went in to get the situation fixed. We all had us a laugh. Except for Alan Doyle.
30 minutes ago, Matt screamed at me to come upstairs and help him with a "big deal".... poor guy had a tick attached to his back-got it from running the dogs thru some grass. I get it off with tweezers, while in process, I hear Dakota scrabbling on the kitchen counter downstairs. Can't stop what I'm doing...come down 10 minutes later to find the monster bitch had gotten the can of bacon grease from breakfast and dumped it all over the white shag area rug. Morning officially ruined. Drinking for the foreseeable afternoon. It's raining anyway for the next 20 days. SOO thankful every day we don't have actual carpet. 😶😥😥🍾🍷🍷🍷🍷🥓🥓🤣 #dogmomlife#mimosa#canthavenicethings#tickseason#whatthefuck#bacon