It’s #nationalsinglesweek . So, being the dork that I am I decided to write a dating profile for #johnmayer . I totally cribbed this from a couple of articles and a post he did on the #listapp . I’ll put the links in the comments. They are fun to read. *******40 year old male looking to get out of the friend zone. I'm ready to roll. The stage is set, but I'm excited for a meet cute at some point.
Tall, dark, never married, professional is seeking a woman who doesn’t mind a little dirty talk, loves a road trip and is amenable to fantasy. No trigger words, helps keep the Sunday Sads away and is kind. A vague sense of spirituality is a plus. Must love dogs, cats optional. Vegetarians ok, but be aware, I travel with meat sticks.
When I find the person I can relate to on that level and who is also a pinup and who also says ‘Can I please take pictures of your ass?’ then I am going to get married to her. That I can promise you
Serious inquires only.**********
Has anyone been feeling a little off today? Like, I thought it was Thursday off? Wednesday definitely had me feeling a bit crooked, just like this badass old house downtown. I absolutely love this gorgeous leaning house Pat and I found while exploring Downtown during the never ending Hurricane Florence. Finding gems like this house makes me happy. However, I do believe Florence is what has me so thrown off balance! That’s life. Can’t have the good without the bad. I’m slowly getting back on track; until then, I’m OK with feeling a little off. This house will forever remind me that it is OK to be a little off balance. Maybe I need a house that is off balanced so I can be balanced🤣🤣🤣! #whatdayisit#whatsmyname#wonkywednesday#downtowncharleston#lovethatdoor#colorsonpoint#housegoals#iwantsit#perfectinmyeyes
Arr? Arrrrr! It’s #nationaltalklikeapirateday . I know that this outfit is from an outing to #medievaltimes but it is pirate-y enough to work. Apparently, back in ye olden days of 2012, #johnmayer went to medieval times with some friends. Jennifer Lawrence was also in attendance. According to the article I found when doing my extensive research, they had a little flirt...(insert wiggling eyebrows gif)
#whatdayisit#holidayaday Edit: inspired by a a couple of comments, I found some
#piratepickuplines - which one is your favorite or share your best pirate pickup line in the comments *Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? *Come on up and see me urchins. *I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
17 hours, 3 TSA checks, and one customs line later, I'm waiting for a flight from Paris to Milan. Was supposed to be in Milan about 6 hours ago, but missed my connection because of weather delays in New York. I thought I was going to be stranded in Milan due to all the changes. It has been a journey frought with tears, but also delight. The kind air france agent who gave me an earlier flight so I could get to Milan in time to catch my shuttle. I saw the moon reflecting on the ocean, met a German student who gave me the window seat, and was comforted by all the French speakers around me. Glad I got to fly @airfrance , they were wonderful. Delta, not so much. Still, so grateful to be on this journey and feel so privileged to be going to @terramadre_salonedelgusto ! @slowfoodchicago @slowfoodusa @slowfood_international #toomuchTSA#chitownterramadre#sleepy#3hours#whatdayisit#onwards