"I wonder weh some gal a study round here
See dem a argue ova man weh dem a share
Sit dung and worry 'bout weh next gal a wear
An me feel seh dem need fi do dem hair
(Yo yuh hear)
D kinda life me see dem livin' round here
Some time mi sorry fi di stress weh dem a bare
But hot gal from yuh conscious clear
Sing that one ya loud mek me hear
Man a di least of mi problem, so mi let eediat fi have dem
Mi too cute fi mix up and blend blend
So tell a gal she fi go wid har argument
Me stress free cau mi nuh inna excitement...." -(Martha "LadySaw" Stewart)
#iaintmissnobody#youstalkmetoohardhoe#youtriedittho#unscathed 💋🚫 #nohomo
It’s amazing being able to pay <$1 and wait 30 minutes for a lady to patch the hole I ripped in my jeans. It’s not so amazing when I go to use the bathroom after a decent meal in an actual establishment and nearly faint because a rat the size of an American football scurries across my feet. It’s incredible to be able to eat like a queen at stupidly low prices. It’s not so amazing to be aggressively pushed around and extorted in the streets at night by corrupt police. It’s amazing to afford a seaside massage at $2.80 every day. It’s not so amazing to have army escort because of recent ambush and armed hijacking the day before on the route you’re driving. It’s incredible to experience the wild, meet the people, immerse yourself in the culture. It’s not as fun to wake up to a bloody mess of a stabbing outside your hotel. It’s hilarious to take public transport and be so crammed that if you pick your arm up to itch your forehead you’ll have to leave it there because some butt, baby or bag has slipped into that space. It’s not quite as fun watching your life flash before your eyes when the driver swerves so hard to avoid killing a pedestrian (that literally appeared out from behind a moving semi) and then swerves again to avoid clipping the edge of the pavement and the vehicle goes from the right two wheels to the left two wheels. It’s fun hitching rides in the back of pickups, but then not because we had to due to an entire village being afraid we’d run into trouble with the dahalo, local cowboys willing to kill you for your cows. But it’s fun that a charming smile gets you out of accidentally overstaying your visa. And so I’ve left on a sweet note.
Lawless countries are fun. Because it’s fun to do hood rat things with your friends. But it definitely doesn’t come without its dangers and annoyances. Madagascar is incredible, no doubt. Just keep your wits, your guard up and move with confidence. And perhaps learn French.
Theres never been two people more deserving of a verbal lashing than my ex Dameon and his wife Jennifer. They managed to do the unthinkable many times but this last stunt proved they are totally empty inside and I feel nothing but pity for them both. All I can say is that everything u wished on me is already done to you both. You will feel it. “Touch not my anointed.” The hell you wished on me is coming for you. And you will never ever get a chance to get the satisfaction of hearing me mad again LOL #unscathed#caseclosed#free LOL
"Invictus!!" A prayer for the wild at heart...She is my sister; she is everything I am and everything I'm not; and most of all she is the mirror into my soul. B. Leigh Grace rockin' it in Hollywood as she grows even more fully into her authentic self. And, no, we can't go to hell. Satan has a restraining order on us😉😘💖 #cheerstobada **women #wildatheart 🖤 #mysister#nirvana#mirrorintomysoul#unscathed#invictus
It seemed like a good idea at the time🤔 Now that I think about it, it was one of my best ideas yet!😊 Sometimes the only solution is going halfway around the globe for a few months; especially when the exchange on the American dollar is high. One day I'll bring my Clify and Alexis💖 #GoaIndia2001#IBZ#Eivissa#unscathed#livebychance#lovebychoice
And the winner of the worst stadium in the MLB is...
Stadium #3 review: 1/10 at best. Old, rundown, small corridors, narrow seats, crappy food, and poor sound and visual effects. There were clean bathrooms though! I’m on the fence about whether the two gunshots that literally shook the Uber while my dad and John the retiree driver continued to talk about the freakin’ Warriors on the way here added to or detracted from the overall experience 🤷🏼♀️ #nowounds#authentic#socold#ihatethebay
Virago || /vəˈräɡō/ archaic: a woman of masculine strength or spirit; a female warrior. This one is for you, @s.e_poetry. Even the strongest women still have weaknesses, but you will come out the battle unscathed.💖