After a 20+ hour long police chase, I’m proud to annonce officer Augusta Evelyn Wattlewaggler apprehended the psychopath who run over the poor acorn that fell off a tree. One more nutcase that’s being locked up. Pun intended 😉
Thanks to these fine exemplaires of decent citizens, we can now report that we have seized a one nail, two screws, and a dangerous bike wheel off the streets. Just another example of British police officers going above and beyond they’re duties to protect our fine nation.