When I was a kid, I wanted a Krang robot walker SO BAD. I figured I could just sit in there, probably fucking around with video games instead of paying attention at school. No one would mess with me, everyone would want to be my friend… no downsides! Only now as an adult do I see how such massive popularity would render my metal walking shell a prison. It’d be like Teen Wolf. Remember Teen Wolf? I’m still looking for a “WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT DICKNOSE” t-shirt if anyone is wondering what I would like for Xmas.