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Get this #text from #myson ... from his bedroom while I’m outside ... 🤣#kidsthesedays #kidssaythedarndestthings #textsfrommyson #belike 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣😅🤷🏼‍♀️ #toosmartforhisowngood
Love this one. Also helpful to have a 6 year old who reads over your shoulder as you’re writing and corrects your typos! 😳 #toosmart #toosmartforhisowngood #writersofinstagram #writerproblems #nanowrimo
Mommy...u sick? What can I get u from the kitchen? Oh...since I’m here, are those treats behind me? #wellthisisnew #toosmartforhisowngood #cats #catsofinstagram #siberiansofinstagram #catsoftoronto
This kid is way too smart and very determined to get daddy's cord. #determinedbaby #toosmartforhisowngood
Loki purposefully snuck the rope toy in the cage, although it’s been in there multiple times prior to door training, he took that time yesterday for the 3 hours he had to destroy it 😂 You win this round Loki 🙄 #protestover #loki1andrea0 #doggo #toosmartforhisowngood #dogdays #puzzlemaster #challengeaccepted #puppers #puppylove #mybabyboy #puppytraining #uptonogood #puppiesofinstagram
365 days ago Sherlock was adopted for the third and final time. The past 365 days have been so full of love and learning thanks to this handsome old man! #sherlock #heissohandsome #lovethisdog #gummyguy #veteransdayadoption #toosmartforhisowngood #toodamncute #catahoula #catahoulaleoparddog #catahoulacur #thegoodestboy #sherlockhound #aintnothingbutahounddog #oneyearanniversary #prouddogmom #snugglebug
Its always good when your toddler learns how to unlock and open the windows when winter weather sets in. #cutestboyever #geniusboy #toosmartforhisowngood #itscoldoutside #almosttwoyearsold
Since training him to open (and now shut the door) and backing off the treat train he has mastered taking his rope down... hiding it outside, in other rooms, under the couch, etc... 😂 #takingastand #protest #nofreelabor #nomoretraining #toysareforplay #doitforme #difm #toosmartforhisowngood #puppylove #puppytraining #weekendvibes #family
He drives me & his teachers crazy but he gets that work done💅🏽 1st Quarter of 7th Grade in the books....Honor Roll Baby😜 #BryceIsSomethingElse #TooSmartForHisOwnGood #MyTurnUp
#ThankGodThereIsntABehaviorSection🤦🏽‍♀️💆🏽‍♀️😂 #ImDeadSerious 😏
***Bray made the honor roll too but I’ve posted him enough😏🤷🏽‍♀️
Z wanted to know why I wouldn't open this up and give him some of that delicious looking fruit. #cutestboyever #geniusboy #falseadvertising #toosmartforhisowngood
When your toddler throws all his toys out of the cot. #teneseaequine #playtime #colt #cheeky #spoilt #toosmartforhisowngood #toosmart #oncewasabucket
It has been a hard week for this guy. With the smaller cone he quickly figured out how to get around it, so now he’s in this massive one. Mumma’s heart is hurting for you. It hasn’t been the speedy recovery we were hoping for so the meds and taking it easy will continue another week. Sorry Nanuk the cone will have to stay too. #toosmartforhisowngood
It has been a hard week for this guy. With the smaller cone he quickly figured out how to get around it, so now he’s in this massive one. Mumma’s heart is hurting for you. It hasn’t been the speedy recovery we were hoping for so the meds and taking it easy will continue another week. Sorry Nanuk the cone will have to stay too. #toosmartforhisowngood 
Today, I had someone bug me till I let them out into the backyard, only to find him out in front, by the door just chillin. This happened 4 times, so I caved and let him chill in the small front yard, and it's been peaceful since😍 
#dogmom #germanwolf #wecallhimtrouble #muttsofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #thursday #escapeartist #toosmartforhisowngood
Occupying the boys with boxes and crayons while I do dishes... 10 minutes later Luke asks "did you give us these boxes so we would leave you alone?" Yes buddy you caught me! #boymom #toosmartforhisowngood #ihatedishesthough
He seriously pulled every last carrot chunk out of his kibble and set it on the floor.......... Odin 1 Mom 0 #weeniedog #weinerdog #dauchshund #pickyeaters #pickypup #veggiesaregoodforyou #dauchshundlove #toosmartforhisowngood
I have 10 apps, 7 emails and dozens of texts flying EVERY DAY to stay ahead of this kid. The rest of the world doesn’t stand a chance once he learns how to use his powers for good. •
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#ittakesavillage 
#proudmom #tiredmom #toosmartforhisowngood #momlife #humor #momconfessions
When your fly trap is just that little bit too far away... #teneseaequine #busted #wantstoplay #cheeky #spoilt #toosmartforhisowngood #toosmart #oncewasabucket #colt #stabletime
Took this kid to the Royal Agricultural Winter Fair and he started teaching this lady about the things in her own display 😂😂😂 #toosmartforhisage #toosmartforhisowngood @theroyalfair #royalagriculturalwinterfair #exhibitionplace #toronto
I am a strong, independent, 70 pound puppy. I can get my own water, open the cap, and drink it all by myself! 💙, Nash
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#protectorofthesheep #NashParker #merlemonday #australianshepherd #aussiesoftexas #aussiesofinstagram #toosmartforhisowngood #independentdog #heisactuallyabigbaby #dogsofinstagram #furkid #smartdog
11/4/18 Baby Tucker: 
26 lbs, 19 in long,15.5 in tall(growing outward instead of up)
Mastered: sleeping in crate all night, looking cute when doing something naughty, tons of cute tricks such as “pound it”
Working on: not being naughty quite so often, going on walks outside, having play dates with other puppies 
#australianshepherd #mypuppy #littlebrother #growingeveryday #toosmartforhisowngood #instapuppy #cuteandnaughty
Our big brother, Ruka...aka RukaRu aka Rookieroony aka Ru ♥️ #ruka #rukaru #bordercollie #bluemerle #bigbro #goofy #dog #dogs #tricks #tricksfortreats #doglife #santaynez #toosmartforhisowngood #furbaby
How smart are Pomskies you may ask? Too smart for they’re own good 🤣😂 kowle’s owners thought they outsmarted this guy 🤣😂. #pomsky #riverdaleaussiesandpomskies #candianbred #candianbreeder #pomeranianhusky #huskypomeranian #puppy #smartypants #toosmartforhisowngood #huskygenes @thetruekingkowle
That moment when your not home and you witness your puppy @djpaulydoggied escaping his play pen...I have a feeling we are going to come home to some surprises! 🤭 
#nestcam #puppyescape #ihopemyremotesareok #escapeartist #toosmartforhisowngood #goldenretriever #goldenretrieverpuppy #puppycam #hedefinitelypoopedsomewhere
When you haven't seen your BFFs in a long time and you know the road to their house and you know that you're on it......... #bestfriendgoals 
#bffsforever 
#colliesrule 
#toosmartforhisowngood 
@miahilton92
He's been staring at me like this for more than 5 minutes. 
Me: What do you want!?
Milo: Glances up at the shelf holding his tennis ball.
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This dog doesn't forget a THING! I put his ball up there LAST NIGHT! 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️
#milomylove❤️ #spoiledmuch #yorkiepoosofinstagram #toosmartforhisowngood
This is what happens when I say no more food until dinner time #boymom #toosmartforhisowngood #mustbehangry #resourcefulchild
Charles patiently waiting for din din #charlesmfbronson #jrt #toosmartforhisowngood
We have a door on our Master Bedroom to keep the dogs out- 1. So Bane doesn’t eat my shoes, purse, briefcase, whatever... & 2. So the dogs don’t torture Scott’s old cat & eat her food.  Scott kept accusing me of leaving the gate open.  I knew I was shutting it. So I finally caught the culprit.  And then filmed it after Scott & the boys didn’t believe me!  I swear God & the universe & Huck ALL must have known I NEEDED SOME “TODDLER LIKE” MISCHIEF in my life.  This giant poodle of mine keeps me on my toes & he keeps me laughing- even when I don’t want to!! #BaneIsBad #standardpoodle #toosmartforhisowngood #dogs
We have a door on our Master Bedroom to keep the dogs out- 1. So Bane doesn’t eat my shoes, purse, briefcase, whatever... & 2. So the dogs don’t torture Scott’s old cat & eat her food. Scott kept accusing me of leaving the gate open. I knew I was shutting it. So I finally caught the culprit. And then filmed it after Scott & the boys didn’t believe me! I swear God & the universe & Huck ALL must have known I NEEDED SOME “TODDLER LIKE” MISCHIEF in my life. This giant poodle of mine keeps me on my toes & he keeps me laughing- even when I don’t want to!! #BaneIsBad  #standardpoodle  #toosmartforhisowngood  #dogs 
Soooooo, my Riley boo is diabetic, and we have to find snacks that have no carbs, right? Well, he loves pepperoni which has no carbs, but has cholesterol. You trade one for the other lol. Okay, so last Saturday we are at Super 1 and I ask him what he wants. 
Riley:  I want pepperoni.

Me:  You’ve been eating a lot and it’s got cholesterol. 
Riley:  What about the turkey pepperoni?

Me:  Well, look at it and see. (I grab the bag and hand it to him.). So, how much?

Riley:  35 grams 
Me:  See, that’s a lot.

Riley:  Mom, don’t you know there’s good and bad cholesterol?

Me:  I 💭 smartypants🤣

I just looked at him for a min before we continued lol

He just turned 12 you guys 🤣 #diabetics #nocarbsnacks #12yearoldboy #mysonissmart #smartypants🤓 #lovemyson❤️ #toosmartforhisowngood #grocerystorefun #shoppingfood
Soooooo, my Riley boo is diabetic, and we have to find snacks that have no carbs, right? Well, he loves pepperoni which has no carbs, but has cholesterol. You trade one for the other lol. Okay, so last Saturday we are at Super 1 and I ask him what he wants. Riley: I want pepperoni. Me: You’ve been eating a lot and it’s got cholesterol. Riley: What about the turkey pepperoni? Me: Well, look at it and see. (I grab the bag and hand it to him.). So, how much? Riley: 35 grams Me: See, that’s a lot. Riley: Mom, don’t you know there’s good and bad cholesterol? Me: I 💭 smartypants🤣 I just looked at him for a min before we continued lol He just turned 12 you guys 🤣 #diabetics  #nocarbsnacks  #12yearoldboy  #mysonissmart  #smartypants 🤓 #lovemyson ❤️ #toosmartforhisowngood  #grocerystorefun  #shoppingfood 
When you can’t find you dog and he’s being too quiet, what do you do? Check the Island because of course he’s learned how to push back the stools and climb on top of it 🙄🙈🐶 #hesamess #naughtyfrenchie #walter #toosmartforhisowngood #lovethisfrenchie #frenchieofinstagram #blessed🙏
This handsome, crazy, arorable, little floof turns 1 today! 📸: @shellyshellpants 
#miniaussilife #thebestboy #onlysometimes #toosmartforhisowngood #seriouslyithinkhessmarterthanme #justfoodfordogs #jffdpup #petcoachsanmarcos #toomanyhashtags
Got my butt kicked in a game of memory 😂 #beatbya4yearold #matchinggame #toosmartforhisowngood
My name is Griffey. I love my toys. I leave my toys in specific spots so I know where to find them. When mom and dad put away my toys, I get upset and have to start all over. I don’t know why they have a toy bucket for me in the first place. #SecretLifeOfAG #HumanInAPuppySuit #MyToys #RescuePup #StubbornPup #TooSmartForHisOwnGood #ILikeItMyWay
What Mama? (When your child is supposed to learn to chew but has instead learned to spit it out.)
1 & 2) spitting out food
3, 4, & 5) trying to look innocent
5) the evidence is apparent #bossbaby #toosmartforhisowngood #startingsolids #ikeahighchair #siliconebib #fox
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#asianamerican #asianbabyboy #babiesofinstagram #cuteasianboy #cutebabyboy #cute #cutebabies #cutenessoverload #cutiepie #gaginang #Teochew #Diojiu #GabrielMichaelWu
Well so much for baby gates now, he’s broken through 🙄 #toosmartforhisowngood #townhouselife #mytroublemaker
He’s starting to yank his leash free to let us know he wants walks🤦🏻‍♀️ #spoiledpup #toosmartforhisowngood #bullterrier #furchild
When your pup won’t leave his bandaged foot alone, and you feel like you’ve tried everything, you go to your last resort....a cone 3x his size!!! #hopethisworks #ike #blueheelermix #3yearsold #toosmartforhisowngood #allfromahotspot #almostaslongashisbody!
When I get thirsty at work, I go over to the water fountain. Sometimes, people will give me tap water instead and I don’t drink it because I want the filtered, coldest water! 
#henrythefuneralpup #toosmartforhisowngood #spoileddog #irishsoftcoatedwheatenterrier #softcoatedwheatenterrier #wheatenterrier #wheaten #wheatie
School pics. If it was unclear from the picture, he’s DEFINITELY up to something. Always. #callumtimothy #boymom #firstschoolpicture #daycarelife #toosmartforhisowngood #mamagetsamasters
It’s that time again....🌝💫 #iwouldsay... #alittle #actuallyalot #🤷‍♂️#44 #synchronicitiesaregettingabitridiculous #illbeinthebackyardwithmywolf #shespsychictoo #🐕🧙🏼‍♀️🔥
#throwback to The day when Monkey rediscovered his love for leather and ability to negotiate posing for treats 🙈❤️🐾 #toosmartforhisowngood #treatmaster #leatherlover #noposetoday #tbt #thursdaymood #cat #catsofinstagram #catstagram #meow meowdel #britishshorthair #bkh #monkeypreis
When he's subtly trying to convince you to play instead of study. #heeler #australianshepherd #toosmartforhisowngood #manipulation #drnajeeb
Happy Belated birthday to the handsomest fur missile a guy could have in his life!!!!! Even if he gives love like a frat boy who has roofied someone, but isn't waiting for them to take effect.  luv u my lil stubborn terd!!!!!! #furmissile #furybestie #czeckborderdog #toosmartforhisowngood #whatareyoueating #yeagerno
Soooooooo... this little shit learned how open his food dish doors from inside his cage... and let himself out this morning to chew on bras and generally terrorize me. What a tyrant, I hope he doesn’t teach the other two this trick 😫
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#pet #pets #petsofinstagram #parrots #parrot #parrotsofinstagram #parrotlover #quakerparrot #quaker #quakerparakeet #monkparrot #monkparakeet #troublemaker #toosmart #toosmartforhisowngood #goodmorning #cute #ididathing #jailbreak #theresnostoppingme #bird #birds #birdy #birdmom #crazybirdlady #parrotlife #brat #trouble #escape #escapeartist
Soooooooo... this little shit learned how open his food dish doors from inside his cage... and let himself out this morning to chew on bras and generally terrorize me. What a tyrant, I hope he doesn’t teach the other two this trick 😫 . . . #pet  #pets  #petsofinstagram  #parrots  #parrot  #parrotsofinstagram  #parrotlover  #quakerparrot  #quaker  #quakerparakeet  #monkparrot  #monkparakeet  #troublemaker  #toosmart  #toosmartforhisowngood  #goodmorning  #cute  #ididathing  #jailbreak  #theresnostoppingme  #bird  #birds  #birdy  #birdmom  #crazybirdlady  #parrotlife  #brat  #trouble  #escape  #escapeartist 
When we know the giant chew bone is an inside toy but manage to run out the back door with it (which is impressive since it barely fits through the door and my hooman couldn’t catch me). At least it’s not buried in the bed. Again. 🤦‍♀️
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#birdsongandbear #soulmutt #dogmomaf #doggosbeingdoggos #doggosdoingthings #bestfren #doinabamboozle #doinasneak #rufflife #bestgoodboy #dogsoverpeople #toosmartforhisowngood
Everyone in my house has trust issues. His are my fault because I poisoned our cues. Back to square 1 with teaching all new commands that are happy/treaty/funtime commands. No more "come here" its eat cheese off of my hand and "touch" and then "touch" my hand to get bacon. "Come here" is scary but "touch" is pretty great. #dogtraining #teachinganolddognewtricks #toosmartforhisowngood #trustissues #commands #goodboy🐶
The look on this guys face means trouble.😈👶
#puppy #furbaby #toosmartforhisowngood
I missed baby boy when I was away on vacation.  So great coming back home and seeing him active and alert. 13 years old and healthy for his age. #germanshorthair #stubborn #smart #toosmartforhisowngood #germanshorthairedpointer #gsp #sweet #mansbestfriend #cuddle
When you break into the chicken coop and eat your body weight in feed... you get blocked. Kevin is not happy we took away the areas he could push through the fence. Time for new fence panels.. Good thing our neighbors like us 😂😂
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#youmadbro #toosmartforhisowngood #toomuchfood #lookedlikeawatermelon #pigstagram #backyardchickens #julianapig #somad #pigsofinstagram #kevinbacon
Got in trouble today. I’m not allowed upstairs but I realllly liked it! 🤫😏😈😜 #puppyboundaries #hoplikeabunny #doodletrouble #curiousgeorge #doodlesofdallas #toosmartforhisowngood
Big 1st Grader! Best kid ever. #6goingon20 #toosmartforhisowngood #handsomedude
Swipe ➡️ When your son is a bigger ham than you ever imagined possible...he throws peace ✌🏼 signs and then puts on your reading glasses 👓 like they’re his own. 😂😭🤦🏼‍♀️😆💙🤓#toosmartforhisowngood #benjipics #heslays
Swipe ➡️ When your son is a bigger ham than you ever imagined possible...he throws peace ✌🏼 signs and then puts on your reading glasses 👓 like they’re his own. 😂😭🤦🏼‍♀️😆💙🤓#toosmartforhisowngood  #benjipics  #heslays 
I loved reading #DrSeuss #GreenEggsandHam to my very own #SamIAm at #bedtime 🤗💙 well, until little clever clogs says in the middle of the #story “Bet he tries them in the end & likes them.” 🤦🏻‍♀️😂 No pulling the wool over his eyes! #smartarse #cleverboy #toosmartforhisowngood #inaniceway #pleasedontgrowup! #lovehim #littletinker #storytime #SamSam
Sure do love this boy! (Even if he gives me gray hairs and heart attacks)
#boymom #family #charmer #toosmartforhisowngood
My coffee mug leaked as I was trying to take a drink. I proceeded to tighten the lid and try again...only to spill again. 
Me: Ugh...I’m throwing this cup out as soon as we get home.
Smart Mouth Kid (think Sheldon Cooper-ish): Was it the cup...or you? You can’t blame the cup. 
Me: You suck. 
Him: That’s funny.  Ha! Usually people say “I hate you.” but you just say “you suck.” #sheldoncooper #toosmartforhisowngood #logicalthinking #smartypants #mom #momproblems #parenting #raisingasheldoncooper #momof5 #amwriting #writersofinstagram #funnykids #coffee #coffeelover #coffeeat6pm #imsotired
My coffee mug leaked as I was trying to take a drink. I proceeded to tighten the lid and try again...only to spill again. Me: Ugh...I’m throwing this cup out as soon as we get home. Smart Mouth Kid (think Sheldon Cooper-ish): Was it the cup...or you? You can’t blame the cup. Me: You suck. Him: That’s funny. Ha! Usually people say “I hate you.” but you just say “you suck.” #sheldoncooper  #toosmartforhisowngood  #logicalthinking  #smartypants  #mom  #momproblems  #parenting  #raisingasheldoncooper  #momof5  #amwriting  #writersofinstagram  #funnykids  #coffee  #coffeelover  #coffeeat6pm  #imsotired 
How is my little guy gonna be 4 on Monday. 😭 His mind takes in so much every day. #rydercody #toosmartforhisowngood #almost4 #apparentlyhealsoranthehalfmarathon #medal
Very creative way to get those cookies. He was so proud of himself when he walked over with them 🤣 #jackattack #toosmartforhisowngood
(Me X Mathias) - Mathias, you know you are always gonna be mommy's number one right?
What?
- Well, you came first to my life, so you are number one and your baby brother is number two!
What you saying?
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Mommy?
- Yes? 
What about number 3? Number 4? Number 6?
Mommy I WANT NUMBER 6
- (ME: panic attack) - no, no, no!!!!! - Husband laughs out loud... #psichologyfail #toosmartforhisowngood
#happyyangfamily
(Me X Mathias) - Mathias, you know you are always gonna be mommy's number one right? What? - Well, you came first to my life, so you are number one and your baby brother is number two! What you saying? (...) Mommy? - Yes? What about number 3? Number 4? Number 6? Mommy I WANT NUMBER 6 - (ME: panic attack) - no, no, no!!!!! - Husband laughs out loud... #psichologyfail  #toosmartforhisowngood  #happyyangfamily 
Someone (black cat) has taught himself how to open the porch door. This is our current block, we’ll see how long it takes him to figure this out. #goaliepads #blackcat #ace #toosmartforhisowngood
Aidan jacked my phone to watch Color Crew and posted up on the couch! #HeActLikeHeGrown #TooSmartForHisOwnGood #ThatsMyBigBoy  #What20MonthOldDoYouKnowCanNavigateAnIphone
Flu shots today. I decided (after long deliberation and stress) it was better not to tell Finn why we were going to the doctor. I was worried he wouldn’t get out of the car. Welp, it was traumatic all the same. On the way home Finn said, through his tears, “Mom, you didn’t say I was getting a shot, you just said we were going to the doctor. Why did you do that?”
#cantwin #toosmartforhisowngood #momfail

PS...Finn cried like a maniac and Max barely batted an eye. #theysurvived
Flu shots today. I decided (after long deliberation and stress) it was better not to tell Finn why we were going to the doctor. I was worried he wouldn’t get out of the car. Welp, it was traumatic all the same. On the way home Finn said, through his tears, “Mom, you didn’t say I was getting a shot, you just said we were going to the doctor. Why did you do that?” #cantwin  #toosmartforhisowngood  #momfail  PS...Finn cried like a maniac and Max barely batted an eye. #theysurvived 
Saturday morning, I got up to discover that our internet was out. I had some work to do, so I decided to go to a coffee shop. Usually if I'm leaving, I put Watson in my bedroom, but my housemates were around, and the other dogs were out, so I left him in the yard. He cried a little as I closed the gate, but quieted down by the time I was loading my backpack in the back seat. I assumed he had wondered off to play with the other dogs. Instead, I  got in the car, only to look over and see THIS smug little face sitting in his car seat. Apparently he's found another hole in the fence and decided he was coming with. We went to the Farmer's Market and I worked for a bit at Starbucks while he people watched. 
#watson #dogsofinstagram #toosmartforhisowngood #shouldanamedhimhoudini
Saturday morning, I got up to discover that our internet was out. I had some work to do, so I decided to go to a coffee shop. Usually if I'm leaving, I put Watson in my bedroom, but my housemates were around, and the other dogs were out, so I left him in the yard. He cried a little as I closed the gate, but quieted down by the time I was loading my backpack in the back seat. I assumed he had wondered off to play with the other dogs. Instead, I got in the car, only to look over and see THIS smug little face sitting in his car seat. Apparently he's found another hole in the fence and decided he was coming with. We went to the Farmer's Market and I worked for a bit at Starbucks while he people watched. #watson  #dogsofinstagram  #toosmartforhisowngood  #shouldanamedhimhoudini