Met up with this guy to ask some time travelling questions. Like "what happens if I travel to the exact spot a where a tree was, will I become a stylish tree person?". He knew surprisingly little and didn't even Google it.
For some reason he lives in a old industrial pizza oven with his handsy wife and some other creepy guy who wasn't explained to me.
The wig was a gag, but he didn't get it. I thought he'd be funnier what with all the tongue poking and wot not.
Now that we are only 3,518 followers off our 10k target, I bring to you the #secondbestcompetitionever .
After the success of last weeks #bestcompetitionever I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to do another one.
Tonight, ladies and gentleman by following a small few steps (pun intended), you could be the winner of these amazing pair of vintage Converse.
Bought in the summer of 2005 (I think), these shoes will transport you to places you have never been before with the simple use of your imagination.
As long as you are a size 6 or less you can literally walk in my shoes.
To win this prize all you have to do is,
Tag 5 of your favourite fashion bloggers.
Share this picture and tag us.
And don’t forget to practice walking around in the hopes you win.
The draw for the #secondbestcompetitionever will be held after the annual second hand shoe donation festival.
I'M NAKED. PLEASE GO AWAY 😚 (Surely keep the hotel cleaning staff away)
I ve stayed in so many hotels in my lifetime; never had a door sign got me this excited.
Had me flashing it (on the door) all the time; even when I m not eerrrr...naked 😋
Tongue-in-cheek, unique; brilliant - shows what a little creativity can do.
Similarly, brand yourself to make YOU unforgettable. Highlight your strengths, find a unique point that makes you stand out. Be authentic, have tonsa fun along the way. There is no cookie cutter approach in branding. YOU do YOU; thats how you shine. 💋
Not a single elephant in sight.
Trip was a bit of a disaster.
Even reciting my favourite Mighty Boosh gags didn't lift their spirits. Tough crowd.
My winter gear held up a treat, though. Everyone was very jealous of my Berghaus togs.
Expected imperial walkers to appear over the horizon at any moment. They didn't.
Not a day goes by when nobody asks how time travel is possible for me.
I don't know. It's hereditary.
Pops is a lot more political than I am, but not quite as stylish.
Here he is in Paris in May '68, demonstrating. Demonstrating an eye for the ladies!
Teeth-like scales, aka sequins, lure the catch whilst keeping it glam. The layered design also doubles up as protective gear in case he gets a little frisky because you are looking so pretty. #strongwomen .
Hoopoe with teeth like scales, 2018
Mixed Media, on canvas.
#anastasiapather#prettyface on show @99loopgallery
This post pays homage to my good friend, colleague, and talented photographer @tanetangaroa. I am that thorn in his side. I am his infernal muse. Few can coax me into a proper portrait. Imagine one eye invariably closed (but both eyes closed most of the time), arms akimbo, lips asunder. I have burned more of his hours post-processing photos than he cares to remember. And yet, he persists, and in the end, he always delivers the goods. Bravo old chap, enjoy yet another research trip to the Coral Sea. #oman#fieldwork#underthesea#nofilterneeded#photography#tongueincheek#uglyducklingsyndrome#happyatwork
A modestly precise suggestion that this place doesn't need a speed limit. Perhaps a counterpoint to the ordinary tempo, but also a sarcastic reminder that we need not dwell too long on the question of hurrying or not. #gravelride#gravelmv#tongueincheek#trafficsigns