living my best life ••• thanks @bridget_bowers for allowing me to put my bakery sampling skills to the test at @manderfieldshomebakery today for coffee shop treats! Shouts to the panda too! 🧁🍰🎂🥠
When you split your jeans getting into a Lyft on your way to @sarmarestaurant last night, and suddenly remember you only brought one pair of pants (besides yoga pants) with you on this 36-hour business trip. Be nice, don’t judge! 😜 Bonus: my Lyft Driver this morning was an excellent sightseeing guide on the way to the mall, and I got to drive down memory lane. #IsMercuryRetrograde#NeverPackingLightAgain#TimeForADiet
Dusted off our dancing shoes tonight after 3 months of ignoring our #dressageskillz
It wasn’t elegant, but there were moments of cooperation 🙃
Also, nobody mention how obese my pony is. He’s been gorging himself on plums in his field 🤦🏽♀️
Daisy was very unimpressed with her need for an exam today. And that I said she has to go on a diet. But laughter ensued when her owner exclaimed “But I’m a Jewish Mother!!!” when I told her she can’t fill the bowl every time the bottom shows. And she told me I could post that. 😄Daisy has absolutely lovely owners. They are determined to help Daisy feel better.
Been hitting the high street lately for various appointments so thought it would be rude not to partake in a fast food poll.
I definitely regret it!
When I was a youngster
I was a fast food fiend
Is junk food love still present
At (well) past age eighteen?
I thought I'd shelf the sushi
Step back from the steak
Head to the high street
Just for old times sake
Which one would I go for?
My poison of choice?
McDonald's, BK, KFC?
Would I regret it or rejoice?
Well times they are a changing
Three quid for a teeny bite?!
Not what I expected
I'd say it's just not right
I carried on and tried them all
(For market research)
My tummy was much bigger
Smaller was my purse
Some of them were canny
But the winner of the poll
Has to be the northern great...
A Greggs sausage roll
#highstreet#fastfood#timeforadiet @greggs_official #poem#rhyme#capturedinverseuk