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- my Mom, after I corrected her on both pronunciation and plural. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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#thingsmymomsays #basicwhitegirl #cantmakeitup #momsbelike #momsbelikethat #early2000s #early2000shiphop #50cent #thisis37  #runliftzyia #activewear #zyianorthcarolina #zyianc #zyiaactivenc #zyiacarolina #liftrunzyia #runliftmom #runliftmotherhood #suburbia #housewifelife #sahm #sahmlife #grandmasays
- my Mom, after I corrected her on both pronunciation and plural. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Also, she did not believe me and googled it 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ •⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ •⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #thingsmymomsays  #basicwhitegirl  #cantmakeitup  #momsbelike  #momsbelikethat  #early2000s  #early2000shiphop  #50cent  #thisis37  #runliftzyia  #activewear  #zyianorthcarolina  #zyianc  #zyiaactivenc  #zyiacarolina  #liftrunzyia  #runliftmom  #runliftmotherhood  #suburbia  #housewifelife  #sahm  #sahmlife  #grandmasays 
Any day spent with you is my favorite day. So, today is my new favorite day! 🐶👱🏻‍♀️ #winniethepooh 
#thingsmymomsays
mom says he’s so pretty...that he looks like a girl...#thingsmymomsays
Happy #tbt my mom tried to tell me when I was a pup that if I kept making this face it’d get stuck like that, but she was wrong! -Penny
Happy #tbt  my mom tried to tell me when I was a pup that if I kept making this face it’d get stuck like that, but she was wrong! -Penny
if my mom says that being happy is most important then it must be true. 🤷🏼‍♂️ •
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#thingsmymomsays #stilllearning #happiness #happy #friends #international #lights #expats #travel #EXPATrick #shanghai #china
you ain’t lying’ momma! #truth #girlpower #thingsmymomsays #wordsofwisdom #wisdom
Can I call my self metrosexual if I got my nails done today?
#metrosexual #olddog #dogsofinstagram #seniorpup #thingsmymomsays
Sometimes it’s the little things that help get you through the crazy, full, pull-you-in-1,000-directions sort of days.

I probably should’ve posted a #selfie but make ups off and PJs are on so not today, Josephine.

What normal thing being consistent, no matter how small, gets you through the hectic-ity?
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#hecticity #justwantedtoseeifanyoneelseusedthatword #isitaword ? #hecticness #crazybusy #juggling #somanyballsintheair #nottodayjosephine #thingsmymomsays #whoisjosephine #🤷🏻‍♀️ #goodhairdays #andlipgloss #ifnothingelse #ohandearrings😂 #okaythatsit #bareminimum 😉#feelingconfident #sahm #wahm #mompreneur #boymom #sotired #alsosohappy
Sometimes it’s the little things that help get you through the crazy, full, pull-you-in-1,000-directions sort of days. I probably should’ve posted a #selfie  but make ups off and PJs are on so not today, Josephine. What normal thing being consistent, no matter how small, gets you through the hectic-ity? . . . . . #hecticity  #justwantedtoseeifanyoneelseusedthatword  #isitaword  ? #hecticness  #crazybusy  #juggling  #somanyballsintheair  #nottodayjosephine  #thingsmymomsays  #whoisjosephine  #🤷🏻‍♀️ #goodhairdays  #andlipgloss  #ifnothingelse  #ohandearrings 😂 #okaythatsit  #bareminimum  😉#feelingconfident  #sahm  #wahm  #mompreneur  #boymom  #sotired  #alsosohappy 
#thingsmymomsays But she’s the sweetest and raised us well!
I always feel like a little southern grandma when I say this, but does that stop me??? Nooooooope! 🙏
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#quotes #quotable #southernsayings #fun #funny #instagood #sosouthern #southernliving #south #thesouth #lifeinthesouth #thingsmymomsays
Twice today...
Hold your horses.
Park it.
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#memoriesofmom 
#misshersomuch
My mom has a collection of her teeth 🤷🏿‍♀️ #nothankyou 
#thingsmymomsays #asian #buddha #buddhists #isthisathing? #asianthings #teeth #textstomybrother
Is that a bug on the carpet? 😲Nope... just a tiny rubber band. .
Over the last few days our house has been turned into a sweat shop. Literally. The girls and neighbor friends have been busy on our front porch making rubber band treasures in the 95 degree heat. They have big business goals. .
Another sign I’m turning into my mother: constantly complaining about stepping on, picking up, and finding yet another tiny rubber band. They are EVERYWHERE 😳
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#girlmom #raisinggirls #motherhood #kidscrafts #creativekids #keepingkidsoutoftrouble #mommyblogger #parenthood #thingsmymomsays #generationgap #loombands
Is that a bug on the carpet? 😲Nope... just a tiny rubber band. . Over the last few days our house has been turned into a sweat shop. Literally. The girls and neighbor friends have been busy on our front porch making rubber band treasures in the 95 degree heat. They have big business goals. . Another sign I’m turning into my mother: constantly complaining about stepping on, picking up, and finding yet another tiny rubber band. They are EVERYWHERE 😳 . #girlmom  #raisinggirls  #motherhood  #kidscrafts  #creativekids  #keepingkidsoutoftrouble  #mommyblogger  #parenthood  #thingsmymomsays  #generationgap  #loombands 
"69? That's just a prick-tease!" #thingsmymomsays #livingwithsatan #livingwithmom #insanity #hba69
Right in the feels #goodhearted #thingsmymomsays
Weekend #parenting shenanigans 😂👌🏼. Anybody else?!
Weekend #parenting  shenanigans 😂👌🏼. Anybody else?!
I love my family. Mind you I’m texting her this from another room within the same apartment. #shegetsme #thejerk #allineed #allineedisthis #stevemartin #bernadettepeters #family #blood #love #mom #thingsmymomsays #hilarious #alwayslaughing #flannerys #amazon #amazonprime #stream #freestreaming
Really. We are... 😜.
Really. We are... 😜.
If you listen closely, you can hear the sizzle #thingsmymomsays
I love my new badge holder. It’s a constant reminder that success doesn’t happen over night, take one day at a time....... #Humpday #itsthefirstofthemonth #thingsmymomsays #happywednesday
Mom: oh this is good news. A Welshman won the, uh, World Cup? Grand Prix? 
Me: what are you talking about?
Mom: he was on a bike. 🤦‍♀️
Also this picture isn’t related, but it’s my mom driving the ghost train. #thingsmymomsays #bestmom #sportstalk @saralafone you know this is a real quote.
Mom: oh this is good news. A Welshman won the, uh, World Cup? Grand Prix? Me: what are you talking about? Mom: he was on a bike. 🤦‍♀️ Also this picture isn’t related, but it’s my mom driving the ghost train. #thingsmymomsays  #bestmom  #sportstalk  @saralafone you know this is a real quote.
Daily FB play by play post from my mom. #thingsmymomsays #whoneedspunctuation Love you mom!! 💕💕
Swipe ⬅️ to see why I love my mom so much. On top of this she thought being “thirsty” for the “D” was desperate for the gossip or “Details”...hmm yea no mom, not what any of it means 🤦🏽‍♀️ #thingsmymomsays
Swipe ⬅️ to see why I love my mom so much. On top of this she thought being “thirsty” for the “D” was desperate for the gossip or “Details”...hmm yea no mom, not what any of it means 🤦🏽‍♀️ #thingsmymomsays 
I thought my mom was the only person who used the word “ragamuffins.” #thingsmymomsays
I thought my mom was the only person who used the word “ragamuffins.” #thingsmymomsays 
Have you heard the (true) Monkey Story in this week’s episode of @acquiredtastepodcast? 🐵My mom & niece make a guest appearance and things get a little wild... 🐍
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This week we’re having a tête-à-tête with @msbethanywatson’s mom, Mama Watson! 🙈😂 -- episode (129) is up! .

Here is how you can listen 🎧: @iTunes @ApplePodcasts (iPhones only) @GooglePlayMusic (Androids only)
@Stitcher @Castbox_fm @audioBoom @tunein (All phones!)
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#podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcaster #podcastlife #podcasters #podcastshow #newpodcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastaddict #podcastlove #comedypodcast #itunespodcast #podcastinglife #bffs #girltalk #missionary #monkey #africa #thingsmymomsays
Have you heard the (true) Monkey Story in this week’s episode of @acquiredtastepodcast? 🐵My mom & niece make a guest appearance and things get a little wild... 🐍 . . #Repost  @acquiredtastepodcast ・・・ This week we’re having a tête-à-tête with @msbethanywatson’s mom, Mama Watson! 🙈😂 -- episode (129) is up! . Here is how you can listen 🎧: @iTunes @ApplePodcasts (iPhones only) @GooglePlayMusic (Androids only) @Stitcher @Castbox_fm @audioBoom @tunein (All phones!) . . #podcast  #podcasts  #podcasting  #podcaster  #podcastlife  #podcasters  #podcastshow  #newpodcast  #podcastersofinstagram  #podcastaddict  #podcastlove  #comedypodcast  #itunespodcast  #podcastinglife  #bffs  #girltalk  #missionary  #monkey  #africa  #thingsmymomsays 
I was craving PBJ sandwhich but my mom dosent eat bread shes like oh just make it with rice cakes holy crap sooo good #foodporn #thingsmymomsays
I was craving PBJ sandwhich but my mom dosent eat bread shes like oh just make it with rice cakes holy crap sooo good #foodporn  #thingsmymomsays 
This week we’re having a tête-à-tête with @msbethanywatson’s mom, Mama Watson! 🙈😂 -- episode (129) is up! .

Here is how you can listen 🎧: @iTunes @ApplePodcasts (iPhones only) @GooglePlayMusic (Androids only)
@Stitcher @Castbox_fm @audioBoom @tunein (All phones!)
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#podcast #podcasts #podcasting #podcaster #podcastlife #podcasters #podcastshow #newpodcast #podcastersofinstagram #podcastaddict #podcastlove #comedypodcast #itunespodcast #podcastinglife #bffs #girltalk #missionary #monkey #africa #thingsmymomsays
This week we’re having a tête-à-tête with @msbethanywatson’s mom, Mama Watson! 🙈😂 -- episode (129) is up! . Here is how you can listen 🎧: @iTunes @ApplePodcasts (iPhones only) @GooglePlayMusic (Androids only) @Stitcher @Castbox_fm @audioBoom @tunein (All phones!) . . #podcast  #podcasts  #podcasting  #podcaster  #podcastlife  #podcasters  #podcastshow  #newpodcast  #podcastersofinstagram  #podcastaddict  #podcastlove  #comedypodcast  #itunespodcast  #podcastinglife  #bffs  #girltalk  #missionary  #monkey  #africa  #thingsmymomsays 
#thingsmymomsays #momquotes #sewing #thread #guttermann 
@mcpassolt you’ll enjoy this
“Balls, balls” said the queen, “if I had two I’d be king!” #thingsmymomsays #balls #christmasballs #christmasinjuly #funweekendwithfriends
“You’re never stuck” #thingsmymomsays
Whew! It was rough getting through my workout today! I’m out of my support juice 🥤 and had way less energy to push! But I still did it!! I didn’t quit, I didn’t modify, I just did it! Woo! Who knew a few rubber bands could make you sweat so much! 💪🏼🙋🏼‍♀️🧤🥤🏋🏼‍♀️#bunsofsteel #workoutgloves #rubberband #pinkmat #yogamat #goforthegold #shootforthestars #youcandoit #ibelieveinyou #thingsmymomsays #bestme #lifeisforliving
Here is some raw footage from shredding in Ohio with my boy @james.munsell, new edit should becoming soon if technology doesn't suck 
P.S. surprise for anyone who watches to the end
Here is some raw footage from shredding in Ohio with my boy @james.munsell, new edit should becoming soon if technology doesn't suck P.S. surprise for anyone who watches to the end
“I’m a lush.” #thingsmymomsays She also said she didn’t want a margarita and then took mine and finished it. #mom #always #right #margarita #mexican #virginia
I see nothing but truth. How about you? 🤔 #truth #timing #seemslikeyourready #attraction #energy #thingsmymomsays
My Mom sitting in historic Baytown, once known as the most dangerous town in the British Colonies. Mom said that’s something considering Australia #thingsmymomsays
My Mom sitting in historic Baytown, once known as the most dangerous town in the British Colonies. Mom said that’s something considering Australia #thingsmymomsays 
Actual conversation that happened today.  My mom is probably the funniest person I know without actually trying to be. She constantly has me shaking my head and laughing so hard. She's super random with her questions and comments. Love her so much, she's the best. #thingsmymomsays #ilovemymom p
Actual conversation that happened today. My mom is probably the funniest person I know without actually trying to be. She constantly has me shaking my head and laughing so hard. She's super random with her questions and comments. Love her so much, she's the best. #thingsmymomsays  #ilovemymom  p
Today I’m telling myself :The pity train just derailed at the corner of “suck it up” and “move on” and it crashed into “we all have problems” before coming to a stop at “build a bridge and get over it.” Sometimes we need to be tough on ourselves. Today is one of those days. ..
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#toughenup #successquotes #lifequotes #thingsmymomsays #mumpreneur #mompreneur #entrepreneurship #startups #motivation #motivationalquotes #bossbabe #bossgirl #bossup
Today I’m telling myself :The pity train just derailed at the corner of “suck it up” and “move on” and it crashed into “we all have problems” before coming to a stop at “build a bridge and get over it.” Sometimes we need to be tough on ourselves. Today is one of those days. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #toughenup  #successquotes  #lifequotes  #thingsmymomsays  #mumpreneur  #mompreneur  #entrepreneurship  #startups  #motivation  #motivationalquotes  #bossbabe  #bossgirl  #bossup 
Happy 4th of July America!!! #vodkaneverexpires #thingsmymomsays #usa
Crazy conversation my mom and I had this morning...head over to my IGTV to see the full video! @shameless @colesprouse @ekat19  Who else has a crazy mom? 😆#crazymoms #mymomiscrazy #funny #hilarious #shameless #haha #lol #really #relatable #silly #lmao #ilovemymom #mymomisthebest #colesprouse #ethancutkosky #thingsmymomsays #thingsmymomdoes #crazymom #motherdaughter #motherlove #omg #hehe #momdaughter #weirdos
Dear 16 year old Rachel,
You won’t believe this now, but you will get a phone call from your future 80 year old mother who will say to you “J (her best friend of 67 years) is coming over and bringing me marijuana”... just trust that this will happen.  And when this glorious day occurs, you will be the one to say, WTF mom?  Please clarify!  Rest assured there is no marijuana involved here (sadly), but the geriatric set has discovered CBD... oh and 16 year old Rachel, you’ll get this text the next day... You’re all welcome.  I’ve tagged the website of which she refers... Not sure who “everyone” is exactly but if you live in Massachusetts you may soon see a plethora of chill seniors at Tanglewood and Stop & Shop. UPDATE Mom took the CBD oil last night and woke up 💯 percent free of back pain. “It’s a miracle drug”... the conversation that just keeps on giving. 👏👏👏
Dear 16 year old Rachel, You won’t believe this now, but you will get a phone call from your future 80 year old mother who will say to you “J (her best friend of 67 years) is coming over and bringing me marijuana”... just trust that this will happen. And when this glorious day occurs, you will be the one to say, WTF mom? Please clarify! Rest assured there is no marijuana involved here (sadly), but the geriatric set has discovered CBD... oh and 16 year old Rachel, you’ll get this text the next day... You’re all welcome. I’ve tagged the website of which she refers... Not sure who “everyone” is exactly but if you live in Massachusetts you may soon see a plethora of chill seniors at Tanglewood and Stop & Shop. UPDATE Mom took the CBD oil last night and woke up 💯 percent free of back pain. “It’s a miracle drug”... the conversation that just keeps on giving. 👏👏👏
Hello 👋🏼 😂 thanks for following y’all!
Hello 👋🏼 😂 thanks for following y’all!
My mom trying to #dab never gets old 😂
My mom trying to #dab  never gets old 😂
Y’all don’t even know, this is ALL. THE. TIME.
Y’all don’t even know, this is ALL. THE. TIME.
WAIT FOR IT 😂😂😂
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Mom’s attempt at the #whatthefluffchallenge but it’s actually a #whatthefluffchallengefail 😂😂😂 YOU GOTTA BE QUICKER THAN THAT
#thingsmymomsays 🙄 she ain’t talking to me though
Caption This 🤣🤣 💭 @tarajiphenson 
Then my mom would be like “now sit your ass down” 😭
#TarajiTuesdays #tarajiphenson #captionthis #tarajituesday #latenightearlymornings #stoprunninginmyhouse #moms #thingsmymomsays #memes #whatsthetea20 #bailieandsi #theteawithbailiev 🦋
As a kid you grow up thinking your life and your family is the norm and the “right” way. And as you grow older you meet people that are different than you. Different clothes, religions, lifestyles, beliefs, etc... One thing my mom always taught me was that there are all kinds of people. All these people make the world go round. 
#thingsmymomsays #shitmymomsays #mymomsaiditbest #allkinds #acceptance #tolerance
As a kid you grow up thinking your life and your family is the norm and the “right” way. And as you grow older you meet people that are different than you. Different clothes, religions, lifestyles, beliefs, etc... One thing my mom always taught me was that there are all kinds of people. All these people make the world go round. #thingsmymomsays  #shitmymomsays  #mymomsaiditbest  #allkinds  #acceptance  #tolerance 
‪My momma says life is too short to deal with petty shit but she also once said pengen banget punya pohon pete 🙈🤔🤦🏻‍♀️ lol wut 😂 I LOVE THIS WOMAN! 💋 ‬#motherdaughter #thingsmymomsays #sundaneseproblem #latepost #mondayblues
‪So this happened. Mom FTW 😂😂😂 I think she meant for the “squirrels.”‬
‪#MomTexts‬
‪#ThingsMyMomSays
‪#SorryMomIHadTo‬
#ProofreadingIsYourFriend
#FunnyTexts
#Funnies
Will post part 2 when it happens. 😅
Watching the #royalwedding for the second time.
Mom just said: you look terrible. Put on some makeup.
#notallowed #duchess #rescuedog #rescuedogsofinstagram #instagood #thingsmymomsays #dogs #minpin #16yearsold
"So this is the person who didn't want to go to school this morning because she was feeling sick.." said my mom, when she saw me in the pool. #YAYyaya
#thingsmymomsays
#swfl
Pero lo dijo en español, "Así que esta es la señorita que mo quiso ir hoy a la escuela porque se sentía enferma! #sheissofunny #chistosas #mimamadice
"So this is the person who didn't want to go to school this morning because she was feeling sick.." said my mom, when she saw me in the pool. #YAYyaya  #thingsmymomsays  #swfl  Pero lo dijo en español, "Así que esta es la señorita que mo quiso ir hoy a la escuela porque se sentía enferma! #sheissofunny  #chistosas  #mimamadice 
Be yourself! There are no designer pills for style, beauty and taste. #beyourself #designerdrugs #designeraddict #beautysecret #pilllife #styleinspo #tastemaker #individuality #beunique #pillsfordays #thingsmymomsays #styledrug
My mom: “Why doesn’t this udon place sell ramen?” Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️
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#udon #waikiki #thingsmymomsays #worthwaitinginlineintherain
Hate to say it...I’ve turned into my mother...yep...I complain about the length of my sons hair...then I remember the purple spiked haircut I had in the late 80’s and say...keep it clean and out of your eyes... #heneedsahaircut #hejusthadahaircut #badhairday #bedhead #onlymychild #grunge #grungy #thingsmymomsays #iveturnedintomymother #messyhairdontcare #teen #teenlife
Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. Wishing you all a Very Happy Mother's Day! #MothersDay #thanksmom #mymomisthebest #ilovemymom, #mothersdaygift #ThingsMyMomSays #motherdaughterbond #insta
Happy Mother’s Day to all of the amazing mamas out there who taught us to believe in ourselves and follow our dreams 💕 #thanksmom #thingsmymomsays #happymothersday
Since you like to stalk my IG but rarely click like this ones for you and for giving me 💩 all these years. Happy Mother’s Day 💗I love you! #mymommy #grateful #thingsmymomsays #love #foreverago
Mom! You've taught me how to always work hard and to take care of what I have. You're also the reason I never remove the tags or protective wrapping off of anything. 
You've taught me to be respectful, gentle, patient and kind. 
You shared your love of food and coffee with me, and I relish sharing our continued passion for both.

Thank you for always supporting Brooke and I, even as we grew up and maybe made some quasi-poor decisions. Thanks for lecturing us about said decisions, too. 
Also, quick #thingsmymomsays, Mom's Day Edition: "I don't like George Clooney. He's too old for me."
#momsday1993card #momandMJ #GOATs #thingsmymomtexts
Mom! You've taught me how to always work hard and to take care of what I have. You're also the reason I never remove the tags or protective wrapping off of anything. You've taught me to be respectful, gentle, patient and kind. You shared your love of food and coffee with me, and I relish sharing our continued passion for both. Thank you for always supporting Brooke and I, even as we grew up and maybe made some quasi-poor decisions. Thanks for lecturing us about said decisions, too. Also, quick #thingsmymomsays , Mom's Day Edition: "I don't like George Clooney. He's too old for me." #momsday1993card  #momandMJ  #GOATs  #thingsmymomtexts 
Even when I have NO IDEA, mom has all the answers.  Happy #mothersday mom!
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#Familylove #Familytravel #Tiemytie #bowtie #travelforlove 
#onlymomcan #mommylove #mumisthebest #thingsmymomsays #supermom #supermoms #momsquad
Your arms are always open, your hug is the greatest hug.
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#mothersday ...we wanted to post tribute photos honoring our favorite person in the world.
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#onlymomcan #mommylove #mumisthebest #thingsmymomsays #supermom #supermoms #momsquad