Mom: oh this is good news. A Welshman won the, uh, World Cup? Grand Prix?
Me: what are you talking about?
Mom: he was on a bike. 🤦♀️
Also this picture isn’t related, but it’s my mom driving the ghost train. #thingsmymomsays#bestmom#sportstalk @saralafone you know this is a real quote.
Swipe ⬅️ to see why I love my mom so much. On top of this she thought being “thirsty” for the “D” was desperate for the gossip or “Details”...hmm yea no mom, not what any of it means 🤦🏽♀️ #thingsmymomsays
Actual conversation that happened today. My mom is probably the funniest person I know without actually trying to be. She constantly has me shaking my head and laughing so hard. She's super random with her questions and comments. Love her so much, she's the best. #thingsmymomsays#ilovemymom p
Dear 16 year old Rachel,
You won’t believe this now, but you will get a phone call from your future 80 year old mother who will say to you “J (her best friend of 67 years) is coming over and bringing me marijuana”... just trust that this will happen. And when this glorious day occurs, you will be the one to say, WTF mom? Please clarify! Rest assured there is no marijuana involved here (sadly), but the geriatric set has discovered CBD... oh and 16 year old Rachel, you’ll get this text the next day... You’re all welcome. I’ve tagged the website of which she refers... Not sure who “everyone” is exactly but if you live in Massachusetts you may soon see a plethora of chill seniors at Tanglewood and Stop & Shop. UPDATE Mom took the CBD oil last night and woke up 💯 percent free of back pain. “It’s a miracle drug”... the conversation that just keeps on giving. 👏👏👏
As a kid you grow up thinking your life and your family is the norm and the “right” way. And as you grow older you meet people that are different than you. Different clothes, religions, lifestyles, beliefs, etc... One thing my mom always taught me was that there are all kinds of people. All these people make the world go round.
"So this is the person who didn't want to go to school this morning because she was feeling sick.." said my mom, when she saw me in the pool. #YAYyaya#thingsmymomsays#swfl
Pero lo dijo en español, "Así que esta es la señorita que mo quiso ir hoy a la escuela porque se sentía enferma! #sheissofunny#chistosas#mimamadice
Mom! You've taught me how to always work hard and to take care of what I have. You're also the reason I never remove the tags or protective wrapping off of anything.
You've taught me to be respectful, gentle, patient and kind.
You shared your love of food and coffee with me, and I relish sharing our continued passion for both.
Thank you for always supporting Brooke and I, even as we grew up and maybe made some quasi-poor decisions. Thanks for lecturing us about said decisions, too.
Also, quick #thingsmymomsays , Mom's Day Edition: "I don't like George Clooney. He's too old for me."