👎/10. For the past four months I have been vigorously working on my Newman-O’s review. If I had known the horrors of this simple cookie I would never have grabbed the case of Newman-O’s to begin with. I cry myself to sleep most nights still wishing I had never done it. Some may think that being the Dankest of Oreo Yelp Reviews means I just pop a sleeve into the milk oven using a fork to get that savory sog and write down a number... WRONG. The process continues long after I drink the murky contents of the used milk oven. I research things. I research lots of things. I look into the manufacturers of the cookie and the cream (Did you think they make these in the same factory?) and I get the floor managers on the phone. I was UTTERLY SHOCKED when I found out that Newman’s Own EXTORTS Myanmar’s CHILD LABOR market in order to make the cream for their Newman-O’s. So yes I got that cream factory floor manager on the phone and yes he turned out to be a 10 year old Burmese boy who repeatedly told me that he was being paid $5 dollars a week with no workers comp or health benefits. He pees in a rusty coke bottle and doesn’t get to see the sky. Unacceptable! Thankfully Newman-O’s cookie production is above board but Christ think about the cream and that poor Burmese Floor Manger who isn’t allowed any bathroom breaks even though he’s able to take 20 smoke breaks a day (he cranks hoons). Learning about this suffering and realizing I, in buying a case of Newman-O’s, am partially responsible for this has been one of the most difficult things I’ve had to live with. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SAY NO TO NEWMAN-O’s!