Scene: KK glances around the Mexican restaurant, wishing she was back in SoCal: her preferred stomping ground and the authority on ‘real’ Mexican. She rolls her eyes. . KK: Pinkies up, bitches . Don’t let the fake smile fool you, KK hates most people... but likes most foods. It’s not that she’s a bitch. She’s just... particular. Lovably, side-eye-throwingly, “Bitch I’ll cut you” particular.. . Looks are totally deceiving, this blonde bombshell really doesn’t care for the beach. But getting a cocktail nearby and looking AT the beach: now you’re talkin’. . This graphic designer is a mofo’ing chilli FIEND: she puts it on absolutely everything. The Food Tales girls aren’t sure if she likes everything spicy, or if it’s a mad power play to prove how hard core she is. . Ladies and gentlemen, this is KIM (aka KK).