Midnight bed wetting...
I've recently start dating a man I met at the local disco he's a nice crater but he's fond of the beer. I can handle that as I enjoy the sauce myself, the problem is he's wetting the bed after a few scoops and he doesn't care in the morning. Starting to loose hope. Karen
Dear soggy Karen
Christ girl this is a tough one Irish men who love the sause may also have a terrible habit of wetting your favourite Paul Costello sheets 😂 any chance Karen he would be so drunk you could slip a nappy on him? Or roll him onto the floor and get yourself a good carpet cleaner... no chance of him giving up the sauce I'd say? Why dont you pee in his bed and see how he likes it......it can only go one way
1 he will marry you
2 you will have to go off with his brother out of embarrassment so he wont tell everyone down the local, about what you did. Hope this helps Karen.
tag a sauce bed wetter......... #awforfucksake#notonmenewsheets#saucemonster#irishmen#bettyknowsitall
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Don’t worry, I’ll get back to posting weird bw film shots of dead trees soon to alienate my new followers.
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