ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ sʜᴇʀɪғғ ʟᴀғғɪᴛᴛᴇ!
my heart aches for this man 😩 making this made me realize how much i miss him and his crew in general ;(
ANYWAYS. his team gives me those “psycho but sassy” vibes that characterize laffitte and that’s what i love the most about it lmao
hypno was an OBVIOUS one. both laffitte and hypno can hypnotize people and command them to do whatever they want (actually i’m not 100% sure hypno can do that but eh) + hypno has a very dark backstory, and being a violent policeman isn’t what i exactly call an innocent past for laffitte djskjdksks
salandit and purrloin have this sassy bitch look that reminded me of laffitte as soon as i thought of them, and haunter would portray laffitte’s dark side (bc we know damn well he has one)
and about ralts, i like to think it would be this innocent looking pokemon that in hands of laffitte it’d be a sinister son of a bitch, just like lusamine’s pokemon became “evil” when she fused with that nihilego (that kinda was an spoiler if you didn’t play sun/moon lol 🤧). he’d probably let it evolve into gardevoir instead of gallade
now, blacephalon ̶a̶k̶a̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶p̶o̶k̶e̶m̶o̶n̶ ̶h̶u̶s̶b̶a̶n̶d̶ 🧡 i’m sure if laffitte was a pokemon he’d be a blacephalon and you can’t convince me otherwise. it might be a too powerful pokemon for him but he’s a yonko’s navigator and the rest of his team isn’t quite strong so why not
he doesn’t have many gym badges because he’d take as much time as possible to enjoy his journey to the fullest, just like i think he murdered people slowly as a sheriff to see them suffer and so he could enjoy their death even more NDDNSMDM 💀
oh and they’re the kanto ones bc it has places laffitte would love, like lavender town or saffron city. he’d live in one of those
let me know what other pokemon could be part of laffitte’s team!
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