I’ve got a longer joke for you guys today, but trust me, it’s worth it! 😂🙈⠀
A train conductor was conducting his train when he derailed it and the train suffered a terrible crash killing two people. He was found guilty and sentenced to death by the electric chair.⠀
When asked what he'd like for his last meal, he replied simply with "three carrots, if you will."⠀
He was seated on the chair, fastened in, and was ready for what was about to happen. However, after the electricity was activated, nothing happened to the conductor. The prison guard was shocked and, not knowing what to do, simply let him go unscathed.⠀
In a few days, the conductor was back to work and within a few days, he managed to derail yet another train, again killing nearly a hundred people but surviving the crash. As before, he was trialed and found guilty of mass murder. Again, he was sentenced to death by electric chair.⠀
"What would you like for your last meal, sir?" The conductor respond as he did last time: "3 carrots, if you will."⠀
The electricity was activated and the conductor was prepared. But, as before, the conductor was unhurt. The prison guard checked for any malfunctions but found nothing, not believing the entire situation was possible. In shock as before and not knowing what to do, the guard let the conductor go.⠀
The conductor was, against all odds, alive and was still allowed to continue his job as a train conductor even though he was responsible for the death of almost two hundred people. Again he crashed the train, killed people, and was sentenced to death by electric chair. ⠀
Once again, the conductor asked for 3 carrots for his last meal.⠀
The man sat in the chair, expecting death. The guard activated it and, again, the conductor was unscathed. The prison guard couldn't contain himself. He simply had to ask, "Sir, how did you manage to crash a train 3 times? And how did you survive the chair 3 times? Did the carrots have something to do with it?" The conductor responds with: "No, I suppose I'm just not a good conductor."⠀😂😂😂
Joke from @j.cre_
It’s been a couple weeks since I’ve posted anything...but I promise I’m still alive 💁🏻♀️ I’ve been a little under the weather, a little bit in a daze, and I guess I just needed a break from social media. But I’m alive and well! Trying to get back to my regularly scheduled posting this week!
There’s something magical about the desert light in Arizona! The temperature stayed reasonable (for this Californian at least), and the tropical rain storm stayed away until I was crawling into bed that night. Also, my first wedding where the brides limo got a flat tire on the way to ceremony, and the bridal party ran along the side of the highway to get in an awaiting car down the road. An adventure to say the least! But once Molly and Walker we’re in each other’s arms, there was no separating their powerful love. Congratulations you two!
Dress | @martinalianabridal
Florals | @white_poppy_floral
Tux | @verawanggang from @menswearhouse
Hair & Makeup | @makiajbeauty
I have a BUSY week ahead of me! This week and next week are the busiest out of the year for me. Everyone’s getting married in October! I already have clients booking for NEXT October. 😱
I love being a wedding photographer! It’s exciting, fun, adventurous, emotional, and sometimes scary. It’s hard work but I love it.
Happy Monday Friends. Just wanted to come on here and let you know that YOU'VE GOT THIS!
Mondays can be pretty hard, especially if you had a fun filled weekend. Just the fact that you woke up this morning is making a difference, so go on ahead. Get out of those pajamas, use dry shampoo just one more day, and give Monday a kick in the booty! 💕🤗
Website touch ups. Editing. Timeline drafts. SEO. Marketing materials. Blogging. Emailing vendors and clients. Consultations. Editing more. 📷
There is a lot of time I spend as a photographer NOT taking pictures. But gosh, looking back on the last few years as a small business owner I can say I have learned SO much. 💜 what a cool “job” 😉
Taking the day off tomorrow for some much needed R + R! Answering all the emails I can today and more on Tuesday! Thanks for your patience over this busy session of beautiful weddings!! Creatives: @arraydesignaz @kayleechelseaphotography @grace_loves_lace @samkremmel @pearls_makeup
About yesterday! Laura + Josh’s wedding day was EVERYTHING! Moments after this photo was taken, the skies cleared up and a flippin rainbow appeared! I cannot wait to share more sneak peeks with you guys!!! ❤️❤️❤️
They say it’s “good luck” to have it rain on your wedding day (my parents celebrated 30 years and it rained on theirs too) + they had a wild javelina walk about 20 feet away from them during their vows (cue the biggest happiest of smiles from Nicole - she always wanted to see one) - so they have every reason to have the biggest of blessings poured over them! Love these two beautiful souls!! Rain and Javelinas and all!!
Happy One Year Anniversary to Sarah and Joe! I can’t believe it’s been one year already. I remember their wedding like it just happened yesterday! It was an incredible day for two very special people. Think about you guys. Have a special day💕
Wedding Planning & Design: @outstandingoccasions
My weather app told me it wasn't going to rain today so I came to church without a rain jacket, and now I look like a drowned Chihuahua, but hey the change in weather has been such a breath of fresh air so I can't complain 🙌🏻
ARIZONA! I’m a hair & makeup artist - specializing in bridal & photoshoot natural glam. Book a session or bridal package with me and mention this post, and you’ll get a pretty little DISCOUNT.✨ I’ll be living in AZ from Oct 25th - January. Can’t wait to glam you up! 💄