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Bought some sports tape to help with my shoulder stability when I workout. I love the tape it worked really good, until I took it off and had a mild reaction to the adhesive. Now I’m rocking a penis shaped rash πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #nopainnogain
#penisshaped 
#sensitiveskin 
#sportstape #workout 
#hilarious
#Repost @foulmouthedbaker
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I'm about to make some prettier dicks, but these cockies are still fun. 
Someone took my pic of my cookies last year, blurred out my watermark, and then put some text at the top. It's okay, I can add my watermark back.

I'll have new holiday cockies for sale this weekend at @thewanderingveganatx
this Saturday.

#vegan #vegantexas #veganasfuck #atx #atxvegan #atxvegans #holidaycookies #christmasbaking #hanukkah #dick #penis #penisparty #penisshaped #atxcookies #naughtychristmas #atxbakery #santa #snowman #christmastree #christmascookies #reindeer #rudolphtherednosedreindeer #menorah #happyfuckingholidays
#Repost  @foulmouthedbaker ・・・ I'm about to make some prettier dicks, but these cockies are still fun. Someone took my pic of my cookies last year, blurred out my watermark, and then put some text at the top. It's okay, I can add my watermark back. I'll have new holiday cockies for sale this weekend at @thewanderingveganatx this Saturday. #vegan  #vegantexas  #veganasfuck  #atx  #atxvegan  #atxvegans  #holidaycookies  #christmasbaking  #hanukkah  #dick  #penis  #penisparty  #penisshaped  #atxcookies  #naughtychristmas  #atxbakery  #santa  #snowman  #christmastree  #christmascookies  #reindeer  #rudolphtherednosedreindeer  #menorah  #happyfuckingholidays 
Happy holidays 🀣🀣🀣. Repost from @foulmouthedbaker using @RepostRegramApp - I'm about to make some prettier dicks, but these cockies are still fun. 
Someone took my pic of my cookies last year, blurred out my watermark, and then put some text at the top. It's okay, I can add my watermark back.

I'll have new holiday cockies for sale this weekend at @thewanderingveganatx
this Saturday.

#vegan #vegantexas #veganasfuck #atx #atxvegan #atxvegans #holidaycookies #christmasbaking #hanukkah #dick #penis #penisparty #penisshaped #atxcookies #naughtychristmas #atxbakery #santa #snowman #christmastree #christmascookies #reindeer #rudolphtherednosedreindeer #menorah #happyfuckingholidays
Happy holidays 🀣🀣🀣. Repost from @foulmouthedbaker using @RepostRegramApp - I'm about to make some prettier dicks, but these cockies are still fun. Someone took my pic of my cookies last year, blurred out my watermark, and then put some text at the top. It's okay, I can add my watermark back. I'll have new holiday cockies for sale this weekend at @thewanderingveganatx this Saturday. #vegan  #vegantexas  #veganasfuck  #atx  #atxvegan  #atxvegans  #holidaycookies  #christmasbaking  #hanukkah  #dick  #penis  #penisparty  #penisshaped  #atxcookies  #naughtychristmas  #atxbakery  #santa  #snowman  #christmastree  #christmascookies  #reindeer  #rudolphtherednosedreindeer  #menorah  #happyfuckingholidays 
I'm about to make some prettier dicks, but these cockies are still fun. 
Someone took my pic of my cookies last year, blurred out my watermark, and then put some text at the top. It's okay, I can add my watermark back.

I'll have new holiday cockies for sale this weekend at @thewanderingveganatx
this Saturday.

#vegan #vegantexas #veganasfuck #atx #atxvegan #atxvegans #holidaycookies #christmasbaking #hanukkah #dick #penis #penisparty #penisshaped #atxcookies #naughtychristmas #atxbakery #santa #snowman #christmastree #christmascookies #reindeer #rudolphtherednosedreindeer #menorah #happyfuckingholidays
I'm about to make some prettier dicks, but these cockies are still fun. Someone took my pic of my cookies last year, blurred out my watermark, and then put some text at the top. It's okay, I can add my watermark back. I'll have new holiday cockies for sale this weekend at @thewanderingveganatx this Saturday. #vegan  #vegantexas  #veganasfuck  #atx  #atxvegan  #atxvegans  #holidaycookies  #christmasbaking  #hanukkah  #dick  #penis  #penisparty  #penisshaped  #atxcookies  #naughtychristmas  #atxbakery  #santa  #snowman  #christmastree  #christmascookies  #reindeer  #rudolphtherednosedreindeer  #menorah  #happyfuckingholidays 
When youre mucking  about taking photos and you realise your body is shaped like a penis πŸ€­πŸ˜‚ #silly #jokingaround #joking #penisshaped #bigbootyproblems #bum #squat #fitness #fit #fitfam #fitnessmodel #fitnessgirl #neverserious #joking
Is it just me, or does my toothpaste look like penis & balls? #perverttoothpaste, #toothpaste, #penisshaped
Wondering what my son’s home economics teacher is actually teaching ... gingerbread rockets my arse !! πŸ˜‚ #gingerbread #gingerbiscuits #christmas #pepparkakor #pippakakor #cooking #baking #funnyfood #funny #penisshaped
I took Literally. Hundreds. Of photos yesterday at the Royal Botanical Gardens in Edinburgh, but this one is clearly the most important so I wanted to share it first. πŸ†πŸ’¦ #cactus #nature #plants #plant #dick #dicks #itsadick #straightupafrickindickinpenis #penisshaped #penis #phallus #phallic #rude #funny #photography #prickly #spikey #travel #vacation #edinburgh #scotland #plantphotography #naturephotography #botanical #botanicalgardens #royalbotanicgarden #botanicgarden #royalbotanicgardenedinburgh
I took Literally. Hundreds. Of photos yesterday at the Royal Botanical Gardens in Edinburgh, but this one is clearly the most important so I wanted to share it first. πŸ†πŸ’¦ #cactus  #nature  #plants  #plant  #dick  #dicks  #itsadick  #straightupafrickindickinpenis  #penisshaped  #penis  #phallus  #phallic  #rude  #funny  #photography  #prickly  #spikey  #travel  #vacation  #edinburgh  #scotland  #plantphotography  #naturephotography  #botanical  #botanicalgardens  #royalbotanicgarden  #botanicgarden  #royalbotanicgardenedinburgh 
People, cookies and hearts πŸ’• πŸͺ come in all shapes and sizes πŸ€—πŸ˜˜ pumpkin& spices 🍁 #cookies #heartshaped #penisshaped #noshame #sexpositive #pumpkin πŸŽƒ
Would you believe it? Just 5 Minutes Fat Burner Abdominal Breathing Trainer Slimming Body Waist Increase Lung Capacity Face Lift Tools for Weight Loss #China #AliExpress #penisshaped 
http://s.aliexpress.com/Yjm2MvmI
Would you believe it? Just 5 Minutes Fat Burner Abdominal Breathing Trainer Slimming Body Waist Increase Lung Capacity Face Lift Tools for Weight Loss #China  #AliExpress  #penisshaped  http://s.aliexpress.com/Yjm2MvmI
Ok so i didnt buy it like that!!!! Dirty naughty cactus!! #nature #cactus #desertlife #weird #penisshaped
Alter rock....home to some of the most phallic looking hand holds I've ever seen.
Also, yes I am nearly 30. No I will not grow up.
#rockclimbing #girlsthatclimb #poweredbyplants #penisshaped #nevertooold #stillnotdeadfromthatproteindefficiency
our family is on a constant discussion on whether or not we should move to Florida (to be closer to my mother-in-law) Besides the fact that I adore manatees and would LOVE some time spent with my husband's mother, I am adamantly against the move. I would prefer a visit. We shall see. #bobsburgers #florida #penisshaped #manatees #ilovemanatees
our family is on a constant discussion on whether or not we should move to Florida (to be closer to my mother-in-law) Besides the fact that I adore manatees and would LOVE some time spent with my husband's mother, I am adamantly against the move. I would prefer a visit. We shall see. #bobsburgers  #florida  #penisshaped  #manatees  #ilovemanatees 
For cozy autumn evenings #slippers #pimpis #autumn #cozy
American weather graphics are certainly unique - you can always pick them out. They're certainly nothing like what we have here in New Zealand. (And yes, we have all noticed the "dubious" graphics that pop up from time to time.) American journalist/producer @kathrynjanicek finally says what we've all been thinking: WHAT IS WITH THE SEXUAL WEATHER GRAPHICS? πŸ€”πŸ™„ REGRAM: @kathrynjanicek

At one of the many TV stations I worked at in the past 20 years, I had a weatherman who told me the following each time we expected a big snow: β€œSix inches? I’ve got to give it to my wife TWICE for six inches!”
🀨🧐🀨 So I know the dirty minds of weather guys... but what do you think? 
Is this intentional or unintentional?
You can’t tell me no one creating the weather graphics didn’t notice this?

#isthatscoldfrontorareyoujustgladtoseeme #weatherreports #tv #USA #restoftheworld  #tvweatherreports #graphics #weathergraphics #rudies #reporter
#nippyinexpposedplaces #media #news
#doubleentendre #penisshaped #lookslikeadick #umwtf #newsroomlife
#lookslikeadong #whodrewthat
American weather graphics are certainly unique - you can always pick them out. They're certainly nothing like what we have here in New Zealand. (And yes, we have all noticed the "dubious" graphics that pop up from time to time.) American journalist/producer @kathrynjanicek finally says what we've all been thinking: WHAT IS WITH THE SEXUAL WEATHER GRAPHICS? πŸ€”πŸ™„ REGRAM: @kathrynjanicek At one of the many TV stations I worked at in the past 20 years, I had a weatherman who told me the following each time we expected a big snow: β€œSix inches? I’ve got to give it to my wife TWICE for six inches!” 🀨🧐🀨 So I know the dirty minds of weather guys... but what do you think? Is this intentional or unintentional? You can’t tell me no one creating the weather graphics didn’t notice this? #isthatscoldfrontorareyoujustgladtoseeme  #weatherreports  #tv  #USA  #restoftheworld  #tvweatherreports  #graphics  #weathergraphics  #rudies  #reporter  #nippyinexpposedplaces  #media  #news  #doubleentendre  #penisshaped  #lookslikeadick  #umwtf  #newsroomlife  #lookslikeadong  #whodrewthat 
Interestingly shaped ham... πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸ†
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#shapedlikeawilly #penisshaped #penisshapedfood #ham
Pervy cock rock spotted at the weirdo house in Teguise today... @michlob @mamapurr @albasnchzb @crazymelinda85 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
#lanzarote #teguise #pervy #rock #stone #pervyrock #dirty #funny #silly #dildo #pervyhumour  #tropicalisland #islandlife #canarias #canaryislands #catlady #catlover #visitlanzarote #penisshaped #dickshaped
Love is like an ice cream
Enjoy it before it melts
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#icecream #chocolovers #adickaday #penisshaped #365daysofdick
My first batch of the season of ultra hots 😍❀️πŸ”₯
4 scorpions at the bottom, 4 plus a tiny red habaneros, and then 7 Peter peppers (but these aren’t hot)
Did anyone happen to grow red bell peppers that they’d like to share?
I’d love any type of sweet red peppers to combine with my hots to make hot sauce, I’ll trade you your peppers for homemade fermented hot sauce!!!! πŸ€“
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Separately, is anyone interested in me teaching a fermentation workshop series? πŸ€”
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#chilis #chilipepper #chilipeppers #hotpeppers #hotpepper #scorpions #red❀️ #habanero #habaneros #peters #or #penisshaped #lookslikeadick #peppers  #πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #extrahot #hotsaucelover #hotsauceinmybag #hotsauceaddict #redbellpepper #redbellpeppers #fermentedfoods #fermented #fermentedfood #fermentation #fermenting
My first batch of the season of ultra hots 😍❀️πŸ”₯ 4 scorpions at the bottom, 4 plus a tiny red habaneros, and then 7 Peter peppers (but these aren’t hot) Did anyone happen to grow red bell peppers that they’d like to share? I’d love any type of sweet red peppers to combine with my hots to make hot sauce, I’ll trade you your peppers for homemade fermented hot sauce!!!! πŸ€“ . Separately, is anyone interested in me teaching a fermentation workshop series? πŸ€” . #chilis  #chilipepper  #chilipeppers  #hotpeppers  #hotpepper  #scorpions  #red β€οΈ #habanero  #habaneros  #peters  #or  #penisshaped  #lookslikeadick  #peppers  #πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #extrahot  #hotsaucelover  #hotsauceinmybag  #hotsauceaddict  #redbellpepper  #redbellpeppers  #fermentedfoods  #fermented  #fermentedfood  #fermentation  #fermenting 
#Halloween
Right around the corner pt 2
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#penisshaped #adickaday #365daysofdick
Just have to vent real quick. Generic pop-n-bake croissant. A, dough was mashed into one glop; B, this looks like a penis; and C, they burned my tongue when I ate them the way any normal human would... directly out of the oven. Full disclisure, the baking sheet was still in the oven when I ate one.
Just have to vent real quick. Generic pop-n-bake croissant. A, dough was mashed into one glop; B, this looks like a penis; and C, they burned my tongue when I ate them the way any normal human would... directly out of the oven. Full disclisure, the baking sheet was still in the oven when I ate one.
#Halloween
Right around the corner
🌰πŸ”₯
#penisshaped #adickaday #365daysofdick
#pipi #penisshaped #candlepenis #candle #omg #lol #πŸ˜‚ #πŸ˜† #ohyeah #komik #funny #πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ#rainbow #rainbowpenis #πŸ‘Œ #hmm #mmm #life #🀣 #πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
Oddly shaped burnt mark on the table cloth
Oddly shaped burnt mark on the table cloth
another angle for @rickstevensentertainment #lawnart #phallic #penisshaped #ordinarywednesday
What happens when I get to the lawnmower before the girls #penisshaped #lawnart #mowingthelawn #toro #artist
Penis bottle opener, anyone? 😬
Penis bottle opener, anyone? 😬
Stay cool!
-This fountain, a gift from my three sons, is the enlargement of their erect penises, morphed of course!
#richpeoplelife #morphing #penisshaped #waterfountain #hotweather #drawings #cartoon #linedrawing
This fleshy pink coloured thing is what my no show socks came wrapped around...sorry, I mean my foot condoms came wrapped around. .
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#lookslikeapenis #penisshaped #noshowsocks #sexysocks #funny #humour
Welp, tried to make another doll. I'm not really satisfied with how it turned out, but fuck it. Good enough. Got 50Β£ for material and it's not even for me so the kid that it's for better be happy. 
#puppet #doll #crochet #soft #penisShaped #gift #fail
Welp, tried to make another doll. I'm not really satisfied with how it turned out, but fuck it. Good enough. Got 50Β£ for material and it's not even for me so the kid that it's for better be happy. #puppet  #doll  #crochet  #soft  #penisShaped  #gift  #fail 
Thanks for the dick @hellokitty264 😁 #limoncello #souvenir #bottle #dickpic #penisshaped
Pimpis+pregnancy pillow=BFF #pimpis #pillowtalk #bff #havingfun
Very excited for her birthday treat!! Happy Birthday @isabelletaylor12 - you bloody beaut!! #26today #nevergrowingup #dickshapeddessert #bestmate
What's your favorite country? #banana #sizechart #10inches #365daysofdick
Ready to party #nature #swing #swinger #pimpis @moni_braz
This is a case of profiling! The cops were obviously gunning for him! πŸ₯πŸ‘πŸ»#gunning #tattoo #strangenews #funnynews #guns #guncharge #foxnews #penistattoo #thatsnotapenis #penisshaped #lookslikeadick #dankmemes #dank #iminnocent #dickface
Another "Looking Up" moment in San Francisco at the Salesforce tower between two local buildings. 
#lookingup #sanfrancisco #skyline #california #mylife #travel #buildings #architecture
2018/04/18 Wiesenttal
Obviously, I visited all the exciting shaped stuff on that one day πŸ˜„πŸ˜
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#rock #bavaria #germany #travel #travelling #travellinggermany #travellinggirl #penisshaped #stone #sexynature #wiesenttal
2018/04/18 BinghΓΆhle, Wiesenttal
This stalagmite looked like some adult toy, tastefully arranged - one made of crystalline chalk πŸ˜‰
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#cave #dripstone #limestone #stalagmite #chalk #crystal #bavaria #germany #travel #travelling #travellinggermany #travellinggirl #penisshaped #stone #sexynature #wiesenttal
@shotstoysnl #SLine #Dicky #Soap #Penis #shapedSoap with #SuctionCup #Gettingclean #feltsodirty #Putasmileon #theface #friends @ShotsNL #DickySoap #Penisshaped #Soap #anyflatsurface #stickitonto #bathroomwall #kitchencounter #party #neverbeafraid #dropthesoap #bodysafe #noveltysoap #gaggift https://www.dallasnovelty.com/shots-toys-s-line-dicky-soap-penis-shaped-soap-with-suction-cup/
Ok so I'm a little bit perv-ish but CUM on hair tie πŸ˜³πŸ€£πŸ’€πŸ† #hairties #penisshaped #lmfao #boymomlife
The finished accessoire
Leather key chain by Robby
The finished accessoire Leather key chain by Robby
Going for the weekend out #friyay #pillow #penisshaped #driving
These are such fun mini molds. Perfect for bachelorette and bridal party thank you gifts. Get yours today in soaps or bath bombs! #penisshaped #fun #bacholerette #thankyougift #soapcompany #bathbombs #bathandbodycompany #bathproduct #bodyproduct