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Momming is hard sometimes. Like when your 4 year old uses the word “f*ck” in a song and you wanna laugh so hard (and maybe you do a little), but you know you have to mom-the-f*ck-up and parent....but first you take a video and share it to Facebook because of the all-star parent that you are 👍🏽
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Or when your 5 month old gives up on sleeping at night and takes to 
using your human milk bags as a teething toy.
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Jesus take the wheel 😭😭😭
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Yo. . Momming is hard sometimes. Like when your 4 year old uses the word “f*ck” in a song and you wanna laugh so hard (and maybe you do a little), but you know you have to mom-the-f*ck-up and parent....but first you take a video and share it to Facebook because of the all-star parent that you are 👍🏽 . Or when your 5 month old gives up on sleeping at night and takes to using your human milk bags as a teething toy. . Jesus take the wheel 😭😭😭 . . . . . . . #momlifebelike  #momof2  #momfail  #parentinghumor  #parentfail  #youtuber  #youtubefamily  #youtubemom  #momtruth  #truthbomb  #thisisalmost30  #realtalk  #kidsareawesome  #momswholift  #fitmomlife  #momsofinstagram  #crazyhairday  #wokeuplikethis 
This is my kids’ BEFORE swim camp breakfast. After diving and swimming umpteen lengths of the pool, he will have 2nd breakfast, followed by lunch, 2nd lunch, snack, dinner and 2nd snack.
We will be setting up a go fund me soon for his groceries.
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I have a new blog post today reviewing The Spill by Jacqueline Leigh. It’s an adorable children’s book that follows the journey of a little girl from her kitchen to her favorite chair as she carries a glass of milk. Definitely one I’d recommend getting for the littles in your life. Link in bio!
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I have a new blog post today reviewing The Spill by Jacqueline Leigh. It’s an adorable children’s book that follows the journey of a little girl from her kitchen to her favorite chair as she carries a glass of milk. Definitely one I’d recommend getting for the littles in your life. Link in bio! . . . . . #mom  #momlife  #motherhood  #mother  #instamom  #momsofinstagram  #motherhoodthroughig  #motherhoodthroughinstagram  #toddlermom  #parent  #parenthood  #parenting  #parentproblems  #parentprobs  #dailyparenting  #parentinghumor  #motherhoodunplugged  #mumlife  #motherhoodirl  #honestmotherhood  #motherhoodrising  #ig_motherhood  #uniteinmotherhood  #childhood  #childhoodunplugged  #thespill  #lifewithkids  #lifewithlittles  #bookreview  #bookreviews 
Ayah Ibu yang besok kembali bekerja..Semangat yaaa 💪😁👍
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Awalnya mungkin happy karena merasa “terbebas” dari keriwehan bareng anak..Tapiii begitu inget2 hangatnya memori liburan panjang bareng mereka kemarin, pasti deh jadi kangen dan malah pingin cepet pulaaaang...Ya kaaan? 😁
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Ayah Ibu yang besok kembali bekerja..Semangat yaaa 💪😁👍 . . Awalnya mungkin happy karena merasa “terbebas” dari keriwehan bareng anak..Tapiii begitu inget2 hangatnya memori liburan panjang bareng mereka kemarin, pasti deh jadi kangen dan malah pingin cepet pulaaaang...Ya kaaan? 😁 . . #liburananak  #parenting  #parentinghumor  #parentingmemes  #holidaywithkids  #workingmom 
‘Wipe my bum, because I’m not 4 yet, when I’m 4 I will do it sometimes’ - ‘I’m not ready for lunch yet mum.. I’m playing, I’ll tell you when I want it’ - ‘I’m actually really bored of walking now, let’s just go home mum’ 🙄☺️ ..This is the face of a mum trying to parent a nearly 4 year old.. whilst full of sass, attitude and an answer for absolutely everything! *I’m desperately trying not to laugh* #parenting #thisparentingthing #4yearsold #mumlife #toddler #fullofsass #attitude #somethingelse #funnybutnotfunny #iownyou #yesson #youdo #mumblog #parentinghumor #helpamummaout #kids #isitfridayyet #didyoureallyjustsaythat #wednesdayvibes #hedidntgetitfromme
‘Wipe my bum, because I’m not 4 yet, when I’m 4 I will do it sometimes’ - ‘I’m not ready for lunch yet mum.. I’m playing, I’ll tell you when I want it’ - ‘I’m actually really bored of walking now, let’s just go home mum’ 🙄☺️ ..This is the face of a mum trying to parent a nearly 4 year old.. whilst full of sass, attitude and an answer for absolutely everything! *I’m desperately trying not to laugh* #parenting  #thisparentingthing  #4yearsold  #mumlife  #toddler  #fullofsass  #attitude  #somethingelse  #funnybutnotfunny  #iownyou  #yesson  #youdo  #mumblog  #parentinghumor  #helpamummaout  #kids  #isitfridayyet  #didyoureallyjustsaythat  #wednesdayvibes  #hedidntgetitfromme 
Wardrobe: the place where you keep all the clothes that aren’t leggings and baggy jumpers
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Wardrobe: the place where you keep all the clothes that aren’t leggings and baggy jumpers 😆 ****************************************** My brand spanking new blog is now available on: motherofsnot.com . . Its all about being a human parent, a human person who thinks equality sounds just great, and a human person building an eco-friendly wooden house. . . Click the link in my bio to check it out! . . #proudfeminist  #weshouldallbefeminists  #intersectionalfeminist  #feministmagazine  #supporther  #womenforwomen  #instawomen  #feminism  #yesallwomen  #grlpwr  #girlpower  #heforshe  #equality  #allmencan  #metoo  #Ecofriendly  #sustainabilityinstyle  #Moodofliving  #greenliving  #ecofriendly  #newmama  #postpartumjourney  #postpartumbod  #momtogs  #fatherandsons  #twins  #positiveparenting  #parentinghumor  #fathering 
Poor DH! Every morning... without fail #parentinghumor #blendedfamilylife #kidsareassholes
TransPARENT Mom:  I have said these statements to several teens in the past two days..... Don’t fight the process!  Embrace your journey!  Ask God for clarity!  Write 5 things you have to be grateful for. 
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TransPARENT Mom: I have said these statements to several teens in the past two days..... Don’t fight the process! Embrace your journey! Ask God for clarity! Write 5 things you have to be grateful for. #parentingaintforpunks . #parentingaintforpunks  #parenting  #parents  #parenthood  #parentingquotes  #parentinghumor  #parenttrap  #parentsweekend  #parentingskills  #parentsbelike  #parentingproblems  #parentingdoneright  #parentingblogger  #parentingdoneright  #parentalguidance  #parentsoftheyear  #parenting101  #parentaladvisory  #teen  #teenage  #teenagers 
Ok dad, That's enough🙄!!!
🗣This baby is a disciplinarian 🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣
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According to this morning Elle macfuckoffpherson has time to exfoliate her body from toes to head twice a day, followed by a hot and cold shower, and she likes to waterski at 8am followed by a run and then yoga in the evening. She also just eats lettuce and almond butter and I think most people would agree is one of the most irritating women in the world. #elletwat in other news #yellowshoes breaks my heart a little bit more everyday. She was so excited for nursery this morning, (although I doubt she was as excited as me. ) she stood by the door in her raincoat with her backpack on jumping up and down and shouting 😍 hopefully today I’ll have the time or the will to exfoliate my body twice and water ski. #healthytwat #notnormal #lifeoftherichandfamous
According to this morning Elle macfuckoffpherson has time to exfoliate her body from toes to head twice a day, followed by a hot and cold shower, and she likes to waterski at 8am followed by a run and then yoga in the evening. She also just eats lettuce and almond butter and I think most people would agree is one of the most irritating women in the world. #elletwat  in other news #yellowshoes  breaks my heart a little bit more everyday. She was so excited for nursery this morning, (although I doubt she was as excited as me. ) she stood by the door in her raincoat with her backpack on jumping up and down and shouting 😍 hopefully today I’ll have the time or the will to exfoliate my body twice and water ski. #healthytwat  #notnormal  #lifeoftherichandfamous 
Amen 🍷
Helps a lot to look the other way & just hope they’ll get bored of peeing on the couch and emptying the kitchen counters! 😂
It works, sometimes 🤷‍♀️
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Can anyone relate to this or is it just me?! 🙄 #sarcasm #mumblog #mumslife #lovemykids #parentingmemes #parentingfail #parentinghumor
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Tips Agar Anak Tidak Menghamburkan Angpau

Biasanya, uang yang didapatkan dari hasil berkunjung ke tetangga, sanak saudara dan apresiasi atas puasa selama Bulan Ramadhan (untuk anak yang masih SD) ini, akan terkumpul melebihi uang jajan selama sebulan.  Bayangkan, dengan serunya Idul Fitri, seorang anak bisa saja ‘menghasilkan’ uang sampai ratusan ribu, bahkan  jutaan rupiah!

Naah, ada beberapa tips agar anak bisa dengan bijak membelanjakan uang angpaunya.

1. Ingatkan bahwa angpau yang mereka terima adalah rejeki yang diberikan Allah SWT melalui orang-orang di sekitar mereka. Angpau itu bukanlah apa-apa dibandingkan dengan pahala ibadah yang dilakukan selama ini.

2. Sebelum membelanjakannya, keluarkan sebagian untuk sedekah. Memberi sedekah kepada orang lain berarti mengajarkan anak untuk berempati terhadap sesama. Sedangkan jumlahnya bisa disesuaikan dengan banyaknya uang dan niat sang anak.

3. Lebaran kali ini berdekatan dengan kenaikan kelas. Jadi, ajarkan anak membeli kebutuhan sekolah menggunakan angpaunya sendiri walaupun tidak semua. Seperti membeli buku tulis, pena dan pensil. Sedangkan kebutuhan yang lebih besar, semisal seragam atau sepatu, tetap kita yang memenuhinya.

4. Jangan menghabiskan uang angpau. Biasakan anak menabung. Bisa di celengan, atau di bank-bank terdekat. Saat ini banyak bank yang memfasilitasi anak-anak untuk menyimpan uangnya dengan jumlah yang terjangkau, mulai 20.000 dan 50.000. Tentu ini akan memudahkan anak-anak untuk menabung. Apalagi jika orangtua sangat mendukung dan sesekali memberi tambahan.

Mendidik anak-anak adalah tabungan di akhirat jika orangtua mengajarkan anak-anak untuk bersyukur, berempati dan berbagi.

Sumber:
ummi online

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#Parenting  Tips Agar Anak Tidak Menghamburkan Angpau Biasanya, uang yang didapatkan dari hasil berkunjung ke tetangga, sanak saudara dan apresiasi atas puasa selama Bulan Ramadhan (untuk anak yang masih SD) ini, akan terkumpul melebihi uang jajan selama sebulan. Bayangkan, dengan serunya Idul Fitri, seorang anak bisa saja ‘menghasilkan’ uang sampai ratusan ribu, bahkan jutaan rupiah! Naah, ada beberapa tips agar anak bisa dengan bijak membelanjakan uang angpaunya. 1. Ingatkan bahwa angpau yang mereka terima adalah rejeki yang diberikan Allah SWT melalui orang-orang di sekitar mereka. Angpau itu bukanlah apa-apa dibandingkan dengan pahala ibadah yang dilakukan selama ini. 2. Sebelum membelanjakannya, keluarkan sebagian untuk sedekah. Memberi sedekah kepada orang lain berarti mengajarkan anak untuk berempati terhadap sesama. Sedangkan jumlahnya bisa disesuaikan dengan banyaknya uang dan niat sang anak. 3. Lebaran kali ini berdekatan dengan kenaikan kelas. Jadi, ajarkan anak membeli kebutuhan sekolah menggunakan angpaunya sendiri walaupun tidak semua. Seperti membeli buku tulis, pena dan pensil. Sedangkan kebutuhan yang lebih besar, semisal seragam atau sepatu, tetap kita yang memenuhinya. 4. Jangan menghabiskan uang angpau. Biasakan anak menabung. Bisa di celengan, atau di bank-bank terdekat. Saat ini banyak bank yang memfasilitasi anak-anak untuk menyimpan uangnya dengan jumlah yang terjangkau, mulai 20.000 dan 50.000. Tentu ini akan memudahkan anak-anak untuk menabung. Apalagi jika orangtua sangat mendukung dan sesekali memberi tambahan. Mendidik anak-anak adalah tabungan di akhirat jika orangtua mengajarkan anak-anak untuk bersyukur, berempati dan berbagi. Sumber: ummi online #semogabermanfaat  #parenting #parentingquotes  #parentingfail  #parentinghumor  #parenting101  #parenthood  #motherhood  #positiveparenting  #parentingproblems  #parentingwin  #parentingadvice  #parentinggoals  #parentingishard  #mumquotes  #motherhoodquotes  #mommygoals  #parentingdoneright  #mommymoments  #parenthumor  #stepmomlife  #parentsweekend 
Soooo is it just me or do babies start growing up REAL fast as soon as they turn one?! Ro has started crawling on her knees, sitting up by herself and pulling up on furniture all within the last week. And I swear any day now she’s going to be speaking full on English like a little adult at the rate her baby babble has evolved and with her scary ability to mimic so many words🙀
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Mamas with older babes: at what point does it become real life that cuss words can be repeated?!😬#inevitablebabycussing #whoops
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Soooo is it just me or do babies start growing up REAL fast as soon as they turn one?! Ro has started crawling on her knees, sitting up by herself and pulling up on furniture all within the last week. And I swear any day now she’s going to be speaking full on English like a little adult at the rate her baby babble has evolved and with her scary ability to mimic so many words🙀 . Mamas with older babes: at what point does it become real life that cuss words can be repeated?!😬#inevitablebabycussing  #whoops  • • • • • #littlepiecesofchildhood  #watchthemgrow  #toddlerhood  #theheartcaptured  #writeyouonmyheart  #littlefierceones  #childrenofig  #childhoodeveryday  #runwildmychild  #alldaykids  #letthemexplore  #honestlyparents  #parentinglife  #parentinghumor  #parentingwin  #everythingtribe  #lovingtheordinarymoments  #mommylifestyle  #mommalife  #mommydiaries  #momlove  #beingamom  #momsoninstagram  #motherhoodco  #instamommy  #mommymoments  #motherly  #raisingthefuture 
2 things not really related to Bub, but which I learned today (believe it if you like or not):
1. If you want to lose weight, it’s pretty much all about diet. You got to eat less (doesn’t matter if you go vegetarian or vegan- it’s about food quantity ingested). If you’re already very thin or large, your body is going to lean towards that size no matter what. The only way to cause a permanent change is to get to a certain physical point and maintain it for ages
2. Exercise is for health and won’t really help you lose weight as such. So do what you enjoy not what you expect yourself to do
Overall lesson: your shape is your shape. Love yourself cause ain’t no one going to do it for you 💙💪🏻
#weightlossjourney #diet #exercise  #parenting #momlife #parenthood #parenting101 #parentingquotes #parentinglife #parentingtips #motherhood #parentingblogger #parentinghumor #parentingwin
2 things not really related to Bub, but which I learned today (believe it if you like or not): 1. If you want to lose weight, it’s pretty much all about diet. You got to eat less (doesn’t matter if you go vegetarian or vegan- it’s about food quantity ingested). If you’re already very thin or large, your body is going to lean towards that size no matter what. The only way to cause a permanent change is to get to a certain physical point and maintain it for ages 2. Exercise is for health and won’t really help you lose weight as such. So do what you enjoy not what you expect yourself to do Overall lesson: your shape is your shape. Love yourself cause ain’t no one going to do it for you 💙💪🏻 #weightlossjourney  #diet  #exercise  #parenting  #momlife  #parenthood  #parenting101  #parentingquotes  #parentinglife  #parentingtips  #motherhood  #parentingblogger  #parentinghumor  #parentingwin 
Which is worse?
Which is worse?
Sneakily eating lunch downstairs whilst listening to his intermittent cries [felt guilty, but I need to eat right?]
Post lunch view: I knew he was fine, was just tired and fell asleep on his own 😸
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Sneakily eating lunch downstairs whilst listening to his intermittent cries [felt guilty, but I need to eat right?] Post lunch view: I knew he was fine, was just tired and fell asleep on his own 😸 #mumguilt  #momguilt  #mumlife #parenting  #momlife  #parenthood  #parenting101  #parentingquotes  #parentinglife  #parentingtips  #motherhood  #parentingblogger  #parentinghumor  #parentingwin  #parentingadvice  #parentingproblems  #parentinggoals  #parentingblog  #dailyparenting  #parentingfail  #parentingdoneright  #parents  #kids  #parentlife  #motherhoodunplugged  #dadlife  #parentinghacks  #parentingskills  #parentingishard  #mumlife  #parentingtheshitoutoflife 
Anyone else? 🙋 😂 .
Anyone else? 🙋 😂 .
Guess which twinsie is going to bed and which one gets to watch Forged in Fire? #dooripark #remysoojin 🔥⚔️🔥
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Ezra is so little but why does he take so much freaking room!
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Luke sleeps vertical for some reason!
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I’m starting to understand why my parents didn’t let me sleep with them. 😂
Ezra is so little but why does he take so much freaking room! . Luke sleeps vertical for some reason! . I’m starting to understand why my parents didn’t let me sleep with them. 😂
Parents of toddlers, am I right or am I right? 😂😂😂👶👶👶🍟🍟🍟 #parentinghumor #parenting #toddlerhood #love #food #quote #sayingitlikeitis #addsomespicymayoandwearesoset
Hoses and roses makes Jack a happy boy
Hoses and roses makes Jack a happy boy
Holy crap! .. Why is it so hard to find a good babysitter?!?!🙈 I don't know, maybe it's just me. 😂👆Link in profile to the full video.. 😜
Holy crap! .. Why is it so hard to find a good babysitter?!?!🙈 I don't know, maybe it's just me. 😂👆Link in profile to the full video.. 😜
Via @thismomwithablog...
Via @thismomwithablog...
Oh, how 'hilarious' indeed 😒
 Credit: @tragicallyhere
Oh, how 'hilarious' indeed 😒  Credit: @tragicallyhere
"That moment when you complain about how bad your life is, while also trying to show off how unyieldingly fabulous your life is"
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My brand spanking new blog is now available on:
motherofsnot.com
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Its all about being a human parent, a human person who thinks equality sounds just great, and a human person building an eco-friendly wooden house.
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Click the link in my bio to check it out!
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#proudfeminist #weshouldallbefeminists #intersectionalfeminist  #feministmagazine #supporther  #womenforwomen #instawomen #feminism  #yesallwomen #grlpwr #girlpower #heforshe #equality #allmencan #metoo #Ecofriendly #sustainabilityinstyle #Moodofliving #greenliving #ecofriendly #newmama #postpartumjourney #postpartumbod #momtogs #fatherandsons #twins #positiveparenting #parentinghumor #fathering
"That moment when you complain about how bad your life is, while also trying to show off how unyieldingly fabulous your life is" . . #thestruggleisreal  . . ****************************************** My brand spanking new blog is now available on: motherofsnot.com . . Its all about being a human parent, a human person who thinks equality sounds just great, and a human person building an eco-friendly wooden house. . . Click the link in my bio to check it out! . . #proudfeminist  #weshouldallbefeminists  #intersectionalfeminist  #feministmagazine  #supporther  #womenforwomen  #instawomen  #feminism  #yesallwomen  #grlpwr  #girlpower  #heforshe  #equality  #allmencan  #metoo  #Ecofriendly  #sustainabilityinstyle  #Moodofliving  #greenliving  #ecofriendly  #newmama  #postpartumjourney  #postpartumbod  #momtogs  #fatherandsons  #twins  #positiveparenting  #parentinghumor  #fathering 
*moseys back over to the grown up section* .
Is it just me, or do all the cut-off shorts today look like 80’s snatch decorations? 🧐
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Kristen- 1992  vs.  Elijah- 2018
Kristen- 1992 vs. Elijah- 2018
Story. Of. My. Life 😅🤢 #toddlersman
Sometimes you gotta let them get some extra screen time so you can fix dinner and get the family fed. Those dirty legs tell the full story of their day✌🏻 #letthembewild #playoutside #momsunited
Sometimes you gotta let them get some extra screen time so you can fix dinner and get the family fed. Those dirty legs tell the full story of their day✌🏻 #letthembewild  #playoutside  #momsunited 
"What kind of Jedi Mind Trick is this?" said Jason Feldman, father of two. "Play some board games with the kids at night, they said. Do it right before bedtime, they said. Yeah, well we did. I kept waiting for the sun to go down as our cue to end this hellscape. Instead, it didn't. Now I'm stuck on an endless loop of Monopoly and the sun is lasting longer than Winter on Westeros."⠀
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Story by @DaddyMindTricks⠀
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#DadJokes #DaddyMindTricks #TheScallion #NotTheOnion #TheOnion #DadJokesForDays #JokingHazard #JokingAround #BabyHumor #ParentingHumor #ParentHumor #FunnyQuotes #FunnyPosts #FunnyMeme #FunnyPost #FunnyAF #FunnyStuff #Parenting #Dads #MomBlogger #DadBlogger #FunnyTime #ParentQuotes #Fathers #DaddyLife #DadsOfInstagram #Dads #GameNight #Monopoly #SummerStuff
"What kind of Jedi Mind Trick is this?" said Jason Feldman, father of two. "Play some board games with the kids at night, they said. Do it right before bedtime, they said. Yeah, well we did. I kept waiting for the sun to go down as our cue to end this hellscape. Instead, it didn't. Now I'm stuck on an endless loop of Monopoly and the sun is lasting longer than Winter on Westeros."⠀ .⠀ Story by @DaddyMindTricks⠀ .⠀ #DadJokes  #DaddyMindTricks  #TheScallion  #NotTheOnion  #TheOnion  #DadJokesForDays  #JokingHazard  #JokingAround  #BabyHumor  #ParentingHumor  #ParentHumor  #FunnyQuotes  #FunnyPosts  #FunnyMeme  #FunnyPost  #FunnyAF  #FunnyStuff  #Parenting  #Dads  #MomBlogger  #DadBlogger  #FunnyTime  #ParentQuotes  #Fathers  #DaddyLife  #DadsOfInstagram  #Dads  #GameNight  #Monopoly  #SummerStuff 
Last night, she asked us, “What’s the dealio?” 🤨 But we only have ourselves to blame. She is most definitely our kid. So I gotta know, what’s something your toddler has picked up that YOU or Dad says? .
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#motherhoodlens #teammotherly #pocket_sweetness #girlmom #motherhoodalive #motherhoodvillage #raisingmytribe #motherhoodiscolorful #motherhoodisdarling #themotherhoodcorner #honestlymothering #parenthoodvibes #parenthood_unveiled #parenthood_moments #ohmamamoment #ohheymama #parentinghumor #adventuresofchildren #celebrate_childhood #raisingatoddler #momlifeisthebestlife
Last night, she asked us, “What’s the dealio?” 🤨 But we only have ourselves to blame. She is most definitely our kid. So I gotta know, what’s something your toddler has picked up that YOU or Dad says? . . . . . #motherhoodlens  #teammotherly  #pocket_sweetness  #girlmom  #motherhoodalive  #motherhoodvillage  #raisingmytribe  #motherhoodiscolorful  #motherhoodisdarling  #themotherhoodcorner  #honestlymothering  #parenthoodvibes  #parenthood_unveiled  #parenthood_moments  #ohmamamoment  #ohheymama  #parentinghumor  #adventuresofchildren  #celebrate_childhood  #raisingatoddler  #momlifeisthebestlife 
@stamfordmommy won't be having boozy brunches for awhile. She's having baby number 2! Follow my friend @stamfordmommy if you aren't already. #parentinghumor #brunch #booze #whattoexpect
It's not about the destination, it's about the journey. *Repeats to self while taking deep breaths.* #ParentingLOL #Kids #JourneyNotDestination
So, do you love me or do you REALLY love me? This kid’s onto something. 😉
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Quote via @askatewouldhaveit
So, do you love me or do you REALLY love me? This kid’s onto something. 😉 . . Quote via @askatewouldhaveit
Yep... they know exactly what they’re doing. 😏😑😄
#Repost @fatherlyhq
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Yep... they know exactly what they’re doing. 😏😑😄 #Repost  @fatherlyhq ・・・
He WILL hear about it, regardless if he can fix it.
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#marriage #marriedlife #husband #summer #marriagegoals
To all the Moms who yelled at their kids today. 
To every Mom who has a sink full of dishes. 
To all the Mamas who can’t find anytime for anything. 
To every Mom who didn’t shower today. 
To the Moms that are exhausted beyond belief. 
And to every Mommy who plans on feeding their kids cereal tonight for dinner. 
Girl, same.... We are good enough. ❤️
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#motherhoodunplugged #momlife #daysarelong #parentinghumor #reallife #motherland
To all the Moms who yelled at their kids today. To every Mom who has a sink full of dishes. To all the Mamas who can’t find anytime for anything. To every Mom who didn’t shower today. To the Moms that are exhausted beyond belief. And to every Mommy who plans on feeding their kids cereal tonight for dinner. Girl, same.... We are good enough. ❤️ . . . #motherhoodunplugged  #momlife  #daysarelong  #parentinghumor  #reallife  #motherland 
When your child doesn't know what personal space is.🙃
Or he does know. He just doesn't care.🤷
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#momlife #momsofinstagram #funny #kids #toddler #littlekids #youngkids #momlifebelike #parenting #parentlife #parentinghumor #toddleractivity #toddlerfunny #raisingboys #raisingkids
ACCIDENT REPORT
Please explain what happened: At rest time, Romy ran over and said, “I put a work [piece from a lesson/toy] in my nose.” (Right nostril). Was walked down to office to Ms. Jessica B.
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Type of injury: Object or bean up her nose. Unknown at this point since no small pouring/spooning work was on shelf near her rest space. #parenting #toddlerproblems #momlifeproblems #parentinghumor #sendwine
ACCIDENT REPORT Please explain what happened: At rest time, Romy ran over and said, “I put a work [piece from a lesson/toy] in my nose.” (Right nostril). Was walked down to office to Ms. Jessica B. . Type of injury: Object or bean up her nose. Unknown at this point since no small pouring/spooning work was on shelf near her rest space. #parenting  #toddlerproblems  #momlifeproblems  #parentinghumor  #sendwine 
Ah yes, Duct Tape. An essential parenting tool...😉 #kiddingnotkidding #parentinghumor #kids #ducttape #parenting #momlife #silenceplease
Finished these two custom signs for a local customer! Definitely fun projects. 😀 
#woodsigns #acrylicpainting #chickensofinstagram #parentinghumor #customorder #finishedproduct #handletteredsign #letteringrookie #acryliconwood #artistsoninstagram
🌿Mamas ihr versteht mich doch ...oder? Ich muss dieses Bild einfach teilen !!!
Sie wird mich eines Tages nicht hierfür mögen 😄🙈 Aber wenn deine älteste Tochter ihren ersten Wackelzahn so lustig und stolz präsentiert, muss die Welt doch auch davon profitieren 😂
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Der kleinste hat seinen ersten Zahn bekommen und sie verliert den ersten Zahn...hier im Blumie-Haushalt ist echt was los 😉😅
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🌿Mamas ...you’ll understand me here! When your eldest daughter comes and shows you her first ever loose tooth, like this ...with such a funny face. The world just has to take part 😅🙈. She may dislike me for this one day but I just haaaaaad to share this funny face with you. My lil guy got his first tooth and she lost hers all within a week. There’s never a dull moment in this “Blumie” household 😅
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#thesearethemoments #thesearethedays #mylittlegirl #momoffour #mamaof4 #mybabiesforever #funnyfaces #myfunnychild #myfunnygirl #mamaforlife #mamasein #mamasein #mamaseinisttoll #daddyslittlegirl #unseretochter #elternsein #parentinghumor #childhoodmemory
🌿Mamas ihr versteht mich doch ...oder? Ich muss dieses Bild einfach teilen !!! Sie wird mich eines Tages nicht hierfür mögen 😄🙈 Aber wenn deine älteste Tochter ihren ersten Wackelzahn so lustig und stolz präsentiert, muss die Welt doch auch davon profitieren 😂 - Der kleinste hat seinen ersten Zahn bekommen und sie verliert den ersten Zahn...hier im Blumie-Haushalt ist echt was los 😉😅 . . ——————————————————————— 🌿Mamas ...you’ll understand me here! When your eldest daughter comes and shows you her first ever loose tooth, like this ...with such a funny face. The world just has to take part 😅🙈. She may dislike me for this one day but I just haaaaaad to share this funny face with you. My lil guy got his first tooth and she lost hers all within a week. There’s never a dull moment in this “Blumie” household 😅 - Any one going through similar? One loosing teeth and baby getting teeth ? - - - - #thesearethemoments  #thesearethedays  #mylittlegirl  #momoffour  #mamaof4  #mybabiesforever  #funnyfaces  #myfunnychild  #myfunnygirl  #mamaforlife  #mamasein  #mamasein  #mamaseinisttoll  #daddyslittlegirl  #unseretochter  #elternsein  #parentinghumor  #childhoodmemory 
Robert’s Angels!  My dad ROCKS!! He has 3 daughters but Adrienne Dowdy (on the left) is his daughter as well!

Repost from my sister Teriseta Taylor:

Happy Father’s Day to the best father a girl could ever dream of! He has always been present, active, and supportive. I am uncertain how he is able to love mother, Qianna, Tavis, Stacy, and the grandchildren in the ways we need. You make your sister’s feel like they are the only one. And all of your nieces and nephews think they are the favorite. All of our friends love you dearly. I haven’t heard one bad thing about you and neither have I seen you act badly.. Other than that time you hit me in the mouth with your newspaper but I don’t think it help because my mouth is still fly. (🤷🏽‍♀️Sorry) My only hope is that he doesn’t go crazy in this @johnstonmurphy catalog. Just kidding he is humble and doesn’t ask for much. I love him to life!! #parentingaintforpunks #parenting #parents #parenthood #parentingquotes #parentinghumor #parenttrap #parentsweekend #parentingskills #parentsbelike #parentingproblems #parentingdoneright #parentingblogger #parentingdoneright #parentalguidance #parentsoftheyear #parenting101 #parentaladvisory #teen #teenage #teenagers
Robert’s Angels! My dad ROCKS!! He has 3 daughters but Adrienne Dowdy (on the left) is his daughter as well! Repost from my sister Teriseta Taylor: Happy Father’s Day to the best father a girl could ever dream of! He has always been present, active, and supportive. I am uncertain how he is able to love mother, Qianna, Tavis, Stacy, and the grandchildren in the ways we need. You make your sister’s feel like they are the only one. And all of your nieces and nephews think they are the favorite. All of our friends love you dearly. I haven’t heard one bad thing about you and neither have I seen you act badly.. Other than that time you hit me in the mouth with your newspaper but I don’t think it help because my mouth is still fly. (🤷🏽‍♀️Sorry) My only hope is that he doesn’t go crazy in this @johnstonmurphy catalog. Just kidding he is humble and doesn’t ask for much. I love him to life!! #parentingaintforpunks  #parenting  #parents  #parenthood  #parentingquotes  #parentinghumor  #parenttrap  #parentsweekend  #parentingskills  #parentsbelike  #parentingproblems  #parentingdoneright  #parentingblogger  #parentingdoneright  #parentalguidance  #parentsoftheyear  #parenting101  #parentaladvisory  #teen  #teenage  #teenagers 
TransPARENT Mom Moment:  Yesterday, I posted several videos from my “Tavis Taylor Talks” archives that dealt with teen depression and suicide. The Spirit of suicide is real. At some point we must address the issue and re-address the issue AND keep addressing the issue. 
As a parent, I dare you to ask your teen or even adult children if they EVER contemplated or attempted suicide. Remember....the way you ask and the tone you use will get you an honest answer. In addition....your response is very important as well. 
P.S.  If you have NEVER wrestled with suicidal thoughts, don’t judge those who have.  We all have our own issues #parentingaintforpunks #parenting #parents #parenthood #parentingquotes #parentinghumor #parenttrap #parentsweekend #parentingskills #parentsbelike #parentingproblems #parentingdoneright #parentingblogger #parentingdoneright #parentalguidance #parentsoftheyear #parenting101 #parentaladvisory #teen #teenage #teenagers we fight..... #askthequestion #dontjudgetheanswer #idid.
TransPARENT Mom Moment: Yesterday, I posted several videos from my “Tavis Taylor Talks” archives that dealt with teen depression and suicide. The Spirit of suicide is real. At some point we must address the issue and re-address the issue AND keep addressing the issue. As a parent, I dare you to ask your teen or even adult children if they EVER contemplated or attempted suicide. Remember....the way you ask and the tone you use will get you an honest answer. In addition....your response is very important as well. P.S. If you have NEVER wrestled with suicidal thoughts, don’t judge those who have. We all have our own issues #parentingaintforpunks  #parenting  #parents  #parenthood  #parentingquotes  #parentinghumor  #parenttrap  #parentsweekend  #parentingskills  #parentsbelike  #parentingproblems  #parentingdoneright  #parentingblogger  #parentingdoneright  #parentalguidance  #parentsoftheyear  #parenting101  #parentaladvisory  #teen  #teenage  #teenagers  we fight..... #askthequestion  #dontjudgetheanswer  #idid .