Hi my name is Thor.. yes I know there is virtually an entire empty king bed to lay on but I don’t care and I will intentionally lay on your work EVERY 👏 DAMN 👏TIME 👏 #paininmyass#crappyassistant#thorlimebeer
It’s been one of those days. One of those rough mom days. One of those they wake up mad days. I don’t want to eat anything you give me kind of days. Anything you say makes me angry kind of days. A typical terrible two kind of day. A I don’t care if mom has a splitting headache kind of day. Luckily tomorrow’s a new day and it’s almost bed time. “Having a two year old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for.” #terribletwos#halfwaytoterroristthrees#badday#badmoms#readyforbed#paininmyass#todayonly#atleasthescute
Happy birthday to the love of my life. I am so blessed to get to spend life with my best friend. The days leading up to you're birthday were honestly soo annoying because you're hella spoiled but I'm glad it's here and over with. You got everything you could ask for. You're welcome Pain in my ass🙃 oh you thought this would be a cute post?
Now this a #throwback frfr. Anyone who really knows me knows that back in the day you never seen one without the other. We about to step into 15 years of friendship. This is my ride or die. When I say we have been through it all together we have been thought it ALL together. We’ve gone through. There have been months that we didn’t speak, been in relationships where partners were disliked. Been through challenges in our relationship that literally almost tore us apart. Two thing I’ll never forget though. When I turned 21 (&we are exactly 3 wks apart) I couldn’t drink at the bar until she turned 21 &she gave me a card with two dimes &a penny in it. The card had a friend dressed in blue and one dressed in red which I thought was the cutest. The bitxh wrote “If you ever try to leave me I’ll kill you” on some real Ike Turner shizz. Second - I can’t stop being her damn friend because she know too many of my secrets. Stuck with her ass another 15 years then probably another after that. I love you #wodie#homie#bf#bff#paininmyass#paininmybutt#sister#sisterfriend#maidofhonor#soulmate#JSchlong 🤣🤣#restofmylife#past#present#future#girls2women ❤️❤️ @asiaaa_jae we forever ho3 !! #throwbackthursday
I’ve been slacking on the instagramage! But this man right here deserves one, he has put up with me and has still stuck through it all. I can’t thank you enough for being leveled headed in a time where I am not. I can’t thank you enough. I’m going to miss you this week coming up. It’ll be the longest we’ve been separated since we started dating over a year and a half ago. I love you mister 💙💜💚 @dr._dutch