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I won’t ever use #OfferUp simply based on their commercial..”it’s a great way to find things and meet people — now we have new furniture and new friends” —— um no. I don’t want to be friends with the person who’s buying my old mixing bowls, thanks. Just leave the money under the mat, take your bowls, and scram. We don’t need to meet for a frickin’ picnic later... #wtf #thisiswhyidonthavefriends #whysosalty #snarky #truestory #funnyshit #sarcastic #oldcoot
I won’t ever use #OfferUp  simply based on their commercial..”it’s a great way to find things and meet people — now we have new furniture and new friends” —— um no. I don’t want to be friends with the person who’s buying my old mixing bowls, thanks. Just leave the money under the mat, take your bowls, and scram. We don’t need to meet for a frickin’ picnic later... #wtf  #thisiswhyidonthavefriends  #whysosalty  #snarky  #truestory  #funnyshit  #sarcastic  #oldcoot 
Rip’s attitude after our ride today. Rip has extended his repertoire of antics to now include rearing; how exciting. Bending and changing directions is just so hard and unfair to ask of him, it’s just cruel. We also had our first unexpected canter pirouette today, because Rip couldn’t deal with having loose connect with the reins after having an amazing trot right before that. However, he had some other great moments splattered throughout our ride including the trot before the canter pirouette. Once we get Rip over this hump, he’s going to be absolutely incredible. We’ve gotten this far together and I’m going to see it through to the end, no matter what. ~
#allthebestonesarered #thoroughbred #ottb #retiredracehorse #seniorcitizen #chestnutgelding #dressur #dressyrhäst #dressyr #lovethishorse #laughitup #funny #dressurpferd #dressurreiten #crazyhorse #horseofinstagram #teeth #seeingthisthrough #ottbsdoitbetter #goof #equinephotography #oldcoot #getoveryourself
Rip’s attitude after our ride today. Rip has extended his repertoire of antics to now include rearing; how exciting. Bending and changing directions is just so hard and unfair to ask of him, it’s just cruel. We also had our first unexpected canter pirouette today, because Rip couldn’t deal with having loose connect with the reins after having an amazing trot right before that. However, he had some other great moments splattered throughout our ride including the trot before the canter pirouette. Once we get Rip over this hump, he’s going to be absolutely incredible. We’ve gotten this far together and I’m going to see it through to the end, no matter what. ~ #allthebestonesarered  #thoroughbred  #ottb  #retiredracehorse  #seniorcitizen  #chestnutgelding  #dressur  #dressyrhäst  #dressyr  #lovethishorse  #laughitup  #funny  #dressurpferd  #dressurreiten  #crazyhorse  #horseofinstagram  #teeth  #seeingthisthrough  #ottbsdoitbetter  #goof  #equinephotography  #oldcoot  #getoveryourself 
@clean_quality_memes WHY U ALWAYS LYYYYYIN 😂😂 JOHNNY EATIN THE SUGAR DADDY JOHN EATING THE SUGAR
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Shoutout to my meme plug @clean_burrito_memes 😂😂Better get some good likes I paid one g buck for it
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More memes than someone needs @spicyburrito.clean.memez
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Credit: @willow_tree_4 Don’t. TOUCH. His cake.
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Anyone else use these for a runny nose and then be like I can breath again?
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@clean_burrito_memes Thanks lol if you get it comment what you think it means.
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@clean_burrito_memes 😂😂😂 Looking for memes dm me.
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@spicyburrito.clean.memez You have to dm me some memes 😂😂😂.
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When you call your mom and ask for pizza rolls and you have none. 😭😂. @8passengers
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@spicyburrito.clean.memez Thanks for the memes, comment if this is your friend and you
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Now Romley Stewart the Old Coot is trying his moves on Vanessa Sunshine. What's your name Sweetheart? She knows. #vanessasunshine #romleystewart #glossa #justiniandeception #bromleysteward #oldcoot #444 #sunshine #33 #masterteacher #888 #thelongwinterhasbroken #thebachelor #theglossachannel #justinian #romley #name #surname #creepeth
Out to celebrate the old Coot!!! AARP card is on the way!!! #55birthday #aarp #birthday #oldcoot #chrisisaak #hubby
Apparently my rental car thinks the comic @thatchaddaniels is also responsible for the song”The Devil Went Down To Georgia.” #chaddaniels #charliedaniels #fiddleofgold #pandora #oldcoot
That is a picture we took of a Nevada sunrise looking towards Lake Mead and the old miner is from a photo we took of a street character in Virginia City, Nevada.  I used a little Photoshop magic to put them together #JulieTownsendStudio #nevada #prospector #gold #oldcoot #burro #virginiacity #lakemead #photoshop
I think I’ve found my purpose! #oldcoot
I think I’ve found my purpose! #oldcoot 
Ha 😂😜 just saw this on linkedin. Chose #mentors wisely. #freeadvice #oldcoot #thedoctorisin
You can't peel this smile off my face today. I am smiling at Bridget on my 52nd birthday.😁🎂🎂🍦🍪🍾 #birthday #birthdayboy #birthdaycakes #happybirthday #happy #cake #middleage  #52yearsold #oldcoot #stillstrong #oldbastard #smile #smiletoday
I love it when people have a little fun with their birthday cakes! 🤣🤣
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#maxinecake #oldcoot #buttercreamcake #happybirthday #myspirtanimal
This is why our generation is dropping smh 😤 #rednecks #retards #alabama #oldcoot #yeeyee #dillydilly
I love you, you old coot. My snickerdoodle doggy, my best friend. #grandmadog #geriatricdog #doggo #oldcoot #15yearsoffriendship
If y’all get annoyed about me loving Papa Nihil and think I’m creepy für being emotionally attached to him, fuck off my page and perish. Danke. 
#ghost #ghostbc #thebandghost #ghostband #ghostbcband #papaemerituszero #papaemeritusnil #papaemeritusnihil #papanil #papanihil #papazero  #childrenofghost #legionofghost #opuseponymous #infestissumam #meliora #popestar #ceremonyanddevotion #prequelle #rats #saxpope #saxysax #oldcoot #sweetoldcoot .
Anyone who knows me in real life knows that I have the most pointless life ever, a fucking bag of potatoes had more purpose than me. 
#ghost #ghostbc #thebandghost #ghostband #ghostbcband #papaemerituszero #papaemeritusnil #papaemeritusnihil #papanil #papanihil #papazero #childrenofghost #legionofghost #opuseponymous #infestissumam #meliora #popestar #ceremonyanddevotion #prequelle #rats #saxpope #saxysax #oldcoot #sweetoldcoot .
It’s finally happened- I have become my grandfather 
#objectivity #selfawareness #beprepared #outdoorsman #pagamecommission #missinghome #oldcoot #rockandrollseniorcitizen
Coming this Saturday June 9th Dirty Fingers and 44 Trails Association present the annual Jimmy T and Me (the me means you) trail work day.  Join us for a day of brand spankin new trail construction.  Meet at the Little John snow park at 9am for game planning, then it’s off to work.  Delicious beer from @thunderislandbrewing after.  Check 44trails.org for more info.  Help us help Jimmy T! 
@hratstrails @kickstandcoffeekitchen @sellwoodcycle #44trails #keepsingletracksingle #oldcoot
Coming this Saturday June 9th Dirty Fingers and 44 Trails Association present the annual Jimmy T and Me (the me means you) trail work day. Join us for a day of brand spankin new trail construction. Meet at the Little John snow park at 9am for game planning, then it’s off to work. Delicious beer from @thunderislandbrewing after. Check 44trails.org for more info. Help us help Jimmy T! @hratstrails @kickstandcoffeekitchen @sellwoodcycle #44trails  #keepsingletracksingle  #oldcoot 
I acquired a new favorite water bird💧🦆: the Eurasian Coot! #oldcoot #eurasiancoot #coolfeets
25/31! I realized I hadn't done any elderly type merpeople yet so.... Meet Marlin, he's a little insane and a whole lot of cranky. He likes to place with himself using only one piece and freaks out if someone disturbs him :)
#mermay2018 #mermay #oldcoot #old #insane #wrinkled #merman
25/31! I realized I hadn't done any elderly type merpeople yet so.... Meet Marlin, he's a little insane and a whole lot of cranky. He likes to place with himself using only one piece and freaks out if someone disturbs him :) #mermay2018  #mermay  #oldcoot  #old  #insane  #wrinkled  #merman 
Somebody just told me I'm Grandpa Simpson.
😂😂😂🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️☠☠☠
#lmao #grandpasimpson #thesimpsons #simpsons #oldcoot #waitthatsmyhand #IthinkThisReallyIsMe #thebuffoonery #death #clammyhand #horror #horrorgeek #instahorror #slasherfilms #abesimpson
The 'God told the ants to take refuge in my hair' do. 
#poodle #antsinherhair #insectmartyr #lazydreads #oldcoot
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VERY RARE PHOTO of Max tolerating a bit of cuddling from Dexter. He usually jumps off the bed to be an old coot somewhere if Dexter so much as looks at him. 
#catstagram #catsofinstagram #blackcatsofinstagram #oldcoot
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUZZY!!! 😻😻😻😻😻
May 2, 1965 
FUZZY was the first cat who came to live with us -- i was six years old and fell in love instantly -- even though he was not exactly *affectionate* when young! (he grew to be more kitten-like as he got older, and it was not until many years later that i learned that Orange Tabbies are *supposed* to be super-sweet and loving! 😸)
FUZZY was such a character!!! STUBBORN! "like Taurus the Bull!" we used to kid around with him, and we had many nicknames for him -- my Mom's favorite being "UNDERFOOT," after his oh-so-special talent for sauntering in-between anyone's feet while *trying* to walk around in the kitchen . . . "Old Grouch," "Old Coot" . . . (yikes! not the nicest names! but all in jest) . . . we all loved him madly, and even all these years later, not a day goes by that i do not think of FUZZY, "His Royal Lowness," and miss him like crazy and LOVE LOVE LOVE him FOREVER . . . 😻😻😻😻😻
(photograph from late 1960s? early 1970s? at my parents' house, where i grew up, in Martinsville, New Jersey)
#FUZZY #HappyBirthday #CatsOfInstagram #Cats #Kittens #OrangeTabby #TrueLove #Love #LoveForever  #GuidingStar #Taurus #Underfoot #OldCoot #OldGrouch #HisRoyalLowness  #WBW #WayBackWednesday #Martinsville #MartinsvilleNJ #BridgewaterTownshipNJ #BridgewaterTownship #SomersetCounty #SomersetCountyNJ #NewJersey #NJ
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUZZY!!! 😻😻😻😻😻 May 2, 1965 FUZZY was the first cat who came to live with us -- i was six years old and fell in love instantly -- even though he was not exactly *affectionate* when young! (he grew to be more kitten-like as he got older, and it was not until many years later that i learned that Orange Tabbies are *supposed* to be super-sweet and loving! 😸) FUZZY was such a character!!! STUBBORN! "like Taurus the Bull!" we used to kid around with him, and we had many nicknames for him -- my Mom's favorite being "UNDERFOOT," after his oh-so-special talent for sauntering in-between anyone's feet while *trying* to walk around in the kitchen . . . "Old Grouch," "Old Coot" . . . (yikes! not the nicest names! but all in jest) . . . we all loved him madly, and even all these years later, not a day goes by that i do not think of FUZZY, "His Royal Lowness," and miss him like crazy and LOVE LOVE LOVE him FOREVER . . . 😻😻😻😻😻 (photograph from late 1960s? early 1970s? at my parents' house, where i grew up, in Martinsville, New Jersey) #FUZZY  #HappyBirthday  #CatsOfInstagram  #Cats  #Kittens  #OrangeTabby  #TrueLove  #Love  #LoveForever  #GuidingStar  #Taurus  #Underfoot  #OldCoot  #OldGrouch  #HisRoyalLowness  #WBW  #WayBackWednesday  #Martinsville  #MartinsvilleNJ  #BridgewaterTownshipNJ  #BridgewaterTownship  #SomersetCounty  #SomersetCountyNJ  #NewJersey  #NJ 
Happy Birthday to my most amazing husband! Not only is he my partner in crime, a wonderful photographer, a master woodworking craftsman, and my main squeeze, but he is terrific dad! I don't mind having to share him with her, because they keep me laughing even when I'm not feeling it.  Thank you for going this crazy adventure with me. I couldn't have asked for a better birthday buddy! I love you now, and for always. @john_lee_bell #happybirthday #oldcoot
Happy Birthday to my most amazing husband! Not only is he my partner in crime, a wonderful photographer, a master woodworking craftsman, and my main squeeze, but he is terrific dad! I don't mind having to share him with her, because they keep me laughing even when I'm not feeling it. Thank you for going this crazy adventure with me. I couldn't have asked for a better birthday buddy! I love you now, and for always. @john_lee_bell #happybirthday  #oldcoot 
Good day in the running office. Silver medal in the men's 50+ 6km cross country relay at the opening event of the @athleticsvictoria winter season.
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#running #athletics #athsvic #appreci18 #fit #fitness #oldcoot #athleticswaverley
4:30 celebrated Mike today. Congrats on a great doc appt! #pskcstrong #cancersurvivor #oldcoot
The sweet side of my grumpy old man. Wurp fell asleep sitting up, he does this often now. He has his fishie—and yes, that’s a spent shotgun shell. He has a weird fetish about them, so we leave one near him to sniff. Maybe he reminisces about his mice murdering days! #alwaysmybaby #forevermybabyboy #bff #oldcoot #grumpyoldman #seniorcat #seniorcatclub #gingercat #gingercatsofinstagram #cat #cats #catsofig #catsofinstagram #cats_of_instagram
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There are usually at least three boxes around my house at any given time for the cats to hang out in. This one is a permanent fixture. 
#catsofinstagram #oldcoot #boxcatpart2
94/365 There are usually at least three boxes around my house at any given time for the cats to hang out in. This one is a permanent fixture. #catsofinstagram  #oldcoot  #boxcatpart2 
#sunbathing #oldcoot Buzz is about 15, loves to sit in the sun
#coot #americancoot #oldcoot @nikoncanada @jobudesign @kerrisdalecamerasltd @blackrapid @sigmacanada @thecamerastore
Wurp, aka Grandpa Funk, is in a really, REALLY pissy mood today. He has slapped Squeaky, Moonpie, and Smokey hard for just  getting close to him! Then he got the zoomies, galloped through the house, opened cabinets, and turned his nose up at all food offered except for treats. 🤬👹 #grumpyoldman #turd #hesanassholebutilovehim #seniorcat #seniorcatclub #oldcoot #mybff #gingercat #gingercatsofinstagram #cat #cats #catsofig #cats_of_instagram
Got my old coot with me today from @ballandchainco.
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#oldcoot #pin #pingame #pingamestrong #enamelpins #weirdpin #fineart #yeahiwearblazersalot
Some people take flowers.. My grandfather  would rather have a cold beer any day. This ones for you, you ornery old bastard!
#muchlove #cheers #oneforyouandtwoforme #thanksforeverything #grumpyoldbastard #skipsageneration #oldcoot #coldbeer #roots #soulrebel #dreadneck #samaria #southcack