Morning endorphin dip. Clear, warm water. Tiny little closeouts. Move somewhere to pay lower cost of living? #notme #suffer #noshoes
One year with my girl lily, ur the best !!!🐶❤️!!! I guess your owner is pretty cool too 🤷♀️
Finally the big bro gets married! Welcome to the Martinez familia Angelica. Two brothers down three more to go. I Wonder whose next
#notme #watchoutluis #Mr .&Mrs.Martinez
honestly had a v charitable weekend.
Peanut’s favorite human #notme
It’s a jolly holiday with Chad-ie . No wonder that it’s @chadjamian that we love. #whoneedswhom #notme
Just a mom, trying to use the bathroom.
Alone?! In an effort to balance out the beautiful imagery and sentiments of motherhood, I bring you the absolute realness too.
I miss pooping alone.
(And yes, I do take my phone into the bathroom...hahahhhaa)
Qui a déjà bu du punch dans un biberon ? 🎂🍹🍼 #notme 🤫
dammit insta youre supposed to drop your panties 👙 not my follow count, get it together
THIS IS NOT ME!!! Just in case you get a like, comment or DM!! Pass it along! Thiinnnnks!!!! #fakepage #notme #fakers
Some potters stay squeaky clean when they throw. #notme
How are u guys feeling today? <3