She just got mad that he came thru and said lemme borrow yo car right quick. He got caught lackin and she called the police on em. yall know thats what HAD to happen Follow @lowkey.fire for a real meme plug. Its jugg season.
When I was growing up we used the old school Neutrogena eucalyptus face mask from the tub you dipped your fingers in. As I got older I went in different directions with my skin care and kind of forgot about the brand. Lately I’ve been seeing drug store brands reformulate, repackage and catch my attention. So here I am trying these sheet masks at $3 a piece, how can you go wrong? Unfortunately these mask did nothing for my skin.
I will say it the Hydrogel texture of the masks felt great, stayed put and fit my face well with two piece masks. It’s a shame the formulas aren’t better. •
Neutrogena Moisturizing Hydro Boost Hydrating Face Mask- my skin did not feel or look any more moisturized than before I put it on. Moisture can be subjective so maybe someone who has normal skin instead of dry skin would find it Hydrating.
Neutrogena Deep Clean Purifying Hydrating 100% Hydrogel Mask- boosts seaweed as its magic ingredient. I’ve had more results from washing with a regular cleanser. I saw no difference in hydration, cleansing or brightening and it appeared to make texture on my cheeks more visible when I didn’t even see any to begin with.
Unfortunately I will not be repurchasing, there are masks in this price range that are more effective.
This is me just before jumping in, I literally lasted 1 minute in the water here. It was 40 feet at a shipwreck in the middle of the ocean 🤦🏻♀️ #nothanks#jaws#nottoday#snorkeling
I did the smaller 10-12 foot spots instead by the shore.
Phoenix had a...day today. It started off with me finding creek water leaking out of a known cracked fish tank on his carpeted bedroom floor (naturally I had to shampoo the entire second floor carpet as a result 💁🏼♀️). I went downstairs to find that the kitchen floor spattered in syrup from his pancake (he offered to save the excess syrup from his plate #nothanks ). He was good for school, but then left the backdoor open when he ran down to the creek to release one of his minnows (and effectively succeeded in heating up our entire house in a big way). I grounded him for the rest of the day, he took it well, and went to play with his cars (another thing that used to be a daily ritual but has gotten to be less and less through the years). He ended the night by giving himself a little trim to the front of his hair 🤦🏼♀️ #justintimeforpictureswithbabybrother . I took some pictures but he made me promise not to post them. Just imagine the front two inches of his hair being about 1.5 inches shorter than both sides. Anywho- not sure what set off his day, but today was kinda cra-cra. #exhausted#nottherelaxingprebabyweekiwishedfor#dailylife#activeboy#atleastthecarpetsareclean
This is #nightmarefuel
How doesn’t a combination that includes eggs not need to be kept cold, how? I’ll tell you how, take some thing gross and inject something even more gross and dangerous......cool #nothanks
Applying makeup is fun! Taking it off... not as much. 🤷🏼♀️ There’s nothing worse than a makeup remover that leaves a residue and half your makeup behind!! 🙄 #NoThanks !!! Also I just learned this little fact that you can age your skin 7, yes SEVEN years faster by sleeping in your makeup. 😬 (guilty 😩) Don’t worry we have all types of removers formulated to do the job!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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Person today: Got plans tonight? Date night? Getting dressed up? Going out? Whoop! Whoop! FRIDAY! .
Me: uhhhhhh. NO. 🙅♀️🤚
Shout out to everyone already in stretchy pants and zero makeup.
Living our best life.✌✌✌✌ #accurateaf 💯
I think it’s absolutely hilarious and a little terrifying that people are eating this for breakfast bc it’s allowed on their diet but a banana is off limits. How TF is this a healthy breakfast? Meat eater or not, this looks like a pile of horse shit and a heart attack waiting to happen. 🤢🤢🤢 #NoThanks#Keto#EatTheRainbowInstead