Q:“aRe yoU GonNA bOoSt iT?”
A: Yes, I have swap, build and boost plans.
Q:”nEeD tO ClEAn uP tHAt eXtErioR bUD”
A: Yep, I have plans for that also. And a paint job that’s going to blow 20% of Miatas out of the water
Q:”gOnNa PuT a LIft KiT oN iT?”
A: No, i prefer the Japanesque low styling on my Japanese car. I don’t feel like “yee-yee”ing my go kart on your off-road trails.
A: No bud, my 87hp Miata does not want to race your V6 Silverado. Catch me in the corners though.
Q:”HoW dOEs uR tALl aSs fiT iN tHaT tHiNG?”
A: Just fine. I’m 6’3”, but this car is quite comfortable for me. Having a lower racing seat helps too.
Q:”BeEN dOiNg SkIdS?”
A: Nope. Open differential.
Q:”I wANtEd tO geT a MiATa tO hOoN witH, anY hElP?”
A: Miatas are cheap, yes. They are also very fun. However, I couldn’t care less about how much Haggard Garage has inspired you to fuck up another Miata in the world.