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Why are kids so strange? She asks me to recline the couch so she can lay down, come back in a few minutes later and she’s sleeping on top of the couch 😂

#kids #lovethiskid #sleeping #kidsarestrange #family #passedout #sleepanywhere #adorable #cutie #naptime #lovestoclimb #princess #3 #babygirl #instababies #instababygirl #tinyhuman #emojipoo #silly
Apparently this is how kids entertain themselves these days. #soapchallenge #kidsarestrange
Aller marcher dans le bois en famille... Cute et weird. #kidsarestrange #kidsareweird #walking #woods #marcher #sunday #familytimes
Even a stinky potty break cannot separate these two today. I asked Winston to leave so Chandler could have her privacy. She said: "He can stay this time...he said please mom!" Then she smiled at him with such pride. #WellOkayThen #KidsAreStrange #AtLeastTheyAreHappy #BestFriendsForNow #Siblings #SiblingLove
I have always wanted to capture this weird thing that #Theroo does and always failed...I finally recorded it🤓 •
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#theroo #twoyearsold #adventuresinenglish #englishlittles #kidsarestrange #oureverydaymoments #siblings
Not exactly how I would choose to “sit” for a movie. #kidsarestrange
Not exactly how I would choose to “sit” for a movie. #kidsarestrange 
She claims she doesn’t like cats. But it looks like we have a future crazy cat lady on our hands 😂😂 #nieceandnephewsleepover #niece #nephew #kidsarestrange #kittens #kittensofinstagram
Aaaaaand we’re having a sleep over. #niece #nephew #nieceandnephewsleepover #kidsarestrange
Came home from Sean's game last night to find my weirdo @erinmcc0317 climbing the walls. 
#notthefirsttime
#kidsarestrange
Captain Aquateal the Crusty. #kidsarestrange #mykids
I'm driving in the car today. Kids all buckled in the backseat. They're doing their thing. I'm doing mine.
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Which basically means that I'm lost in my own thoughts, thinking of some big ideas I've been wanting to put forth into the world for while, and am now newly re-inspired by a conversation I had earlier today.
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My kids are laughing or whining or something. Idk, I'm in my own world while they're strapped into their car seats and out of trouble. I hear them talking about stinky feet. I think I mumbled a half-hearted mom joke about something, just to pretend I'm involved in whatever nonsense is going on.
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We pull on to our road and they bust into laughter and I ask what's so funny. I glance in the rearview mirror and my daughter laughs that they all took off their shoes so they could all have stinky feet together.
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So I laugh too. Not as a "hah, kids you're funny" mom pity kind of laugh. But a real laugh. I don't know why, but I found it funny. Here I am in serious contemplation about serious issues - meanwhile my children are having a grand time being entertained by their own smelly, dirty feet.
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I just. I just don't know. Kids, man. Kids. Their view of the world is so unique. They can brush off any burdens they bear in order to take joy in a nonsensical moment.
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Even when kids are so much work it feels like maybe they're too much work - you get these silly moments. And it helps put all of life into perspective. The silly. The serious. The pointless and the important. It's all such a balance.
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TGIF y'all. Stinky feet and all.
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#tgif #tgifyall #momlife #stinkyfeet #stinkyfeets #3kidsmama #3kids  #Ilovemykids #drivinginthecar #carselfie #carselfies #selfieswithkids #lostinthought #lostinthoughts #deepinthought #deepthoughts #whataremykidsdoing #whataretheydoing #lotsoffeet #kidsareweird #kidsarefunny #kidsareawesome #kidsarestrange
I'm driving in the car today. Kids all buckled in the backseat. They're doing their thing. I'm doing mine. . Which basically means that I'm lost in my own thoughts, thinking of some big ideas I've been wanting to put forth into the world for while, and am now newly re-inspired by a conversation I had earlier today. . My kids are laughing or whining or something. Idk, I'm in my own world while they're strapped into their car seats and out of trouble. I hear them talking about stinky feet. I think I mumbled a half-hearted mom joke about something, just to pretend I'm involved in whatever nonsense is going on. . We pull on to our road and they bust into laughter and I ask what's so funny. I glance in the rearview mirror and my daughter laughs that they all took off their shoes so they could all have stinky feet together. . So I laugh too. Not as a "hah, kids you're funny" mom pity kind of laugh. But a real laugh. I don't know why, but I found it funny. Here I am in serious contemplation about serious issues - meanwhile my children are having a grand time being entertained by their own smelly, dirty feet. . I just. I just don't know. Kids, man. Kids. Their view of the world is so unique. They can brush off any burdens they bear in order to take joy in a nonsensical moment. . Even when kids are so much work it feels like maybe they're too much work - you get these silly moments. And it helps put all of life into perspective. The silly. The serious. The pointless and the important. It's all such a balance. . TGIF y'all. Stinky feet and all. . . #tgif  #tgifyall  #momlife  #stinkyfeet  #stinkyfeets  #3kidsmama  #3kids  #Ilovemykids  #drivinginthecar  #carselfie  #carselfies  #selfieswithkids  #lostinthought  #lostinthoughts  #deepinthought  #deepthoughts  #whataremykidsdoing  #whataretheydoing  #lotsoffeet  #kidsareweird  #kidsarefunny  #kidsareawesome  #kidsarestrange 
You never know the fun things that you will find laying around at @elevateavl...
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#KidsAreStrange #Asheville #Family
She is playing hide and seek...if you can’t tell. #kidsarestrange
Nope! Nothing to see here! Just growing a unicorn in a jug on the kitchen table. Hatched this one from an egg, don’t you know?! I love the fact that Monster has fully embraced the idea, we’ve been watching his progress for days. It’s totally normal to her that a unicorn might come out of egg. (Because of course they’re real, right?) I remember when I was teaching we had some ‘surprise eggs’ in the classroom. On their arrival I asked the kids to tell me what they thought might be inside. Bird, chicken, dinosaur, fox 😂 God I’d love it if you could hatch a fox, wouldn’t that be great? Well maybe not in a classroom of thirty 4 year olds. Such disappointment on one kid’s face when a chick finally hatched! #kidsarestrange #unicornegg #picoftheday #unicornsofinstagram
Nope! Nothing to see here! Just growing a unicorn in a jug on the kitchen table. Hatched this one from an egg, don’t you know?! I love the fact that Monster has fully embraced the idea, we’ve been watching his progress for days. It’s totally normal to her that a unicorn might come out of egg. (Because of course they’re real, right?) I remember when I was teaching we had some ‘surprise eggs’ in the classroom. On their arrival I asked the kids to tell me what they thought might be inside. Bird, chicken, dinosaur, fox 😂 God I’d love it if you could hatch a fox, wouldn’t that be great? Well maybe not in a classroom of thirty 4 year olds. Such disappointment on one kid’s face when a chick finally hatched! #kidsarestrange  #unicornegg  #picoftheday  #unicornsofinstagram 
Because every discerning toddler needs a cushion for maximum comfort when walking down the road. Yar? Also works a treat in the buggy. #kidsarestrange #comfort #toddlerfun
Because every discerning toddler needs a cushion for maximum comfort when walking down the road. Yar? Also works a treat in the buggy. #kidsarestrange  #comfort  #toddlerfun 
So Keir has decided that this little man's name is Jasper, so that is what she has dubbed him. A new nickname perhaps?🤔 She even asked why we didn't name him Jasper. Completely out of the blue. 🤷‍♀️
#babyboy #daughter #siblings #newname #nickname #random #kidsarestrange #adorable #cute #jasperinsteadofasher #jasper #asher #jaspervsasher
Always seem to have a little mess up at first but then I always get better. She loves when aunty does her hair 😍❤💋 and I will always love doing it! #auntyandniece #frenchbraids #mybabygirl #froghadtobeonherback #kidsarestrange
1976 Pressman “Movie/T.V. Horror makeup” kit with instructions by none other than fx legend Dick Smith!
1976 Pressman “Movie/T.V. Horror makeup” kit with instructions by none other than fx legend Dick Smith!
Soooo my sone has never seen The Godfather....and yet this happened! #wtf #kidsarestrange #imafraid
One day she'll understand why this was odd to walk into.

#wtfwade #kidsarestrange #wadewilson #deadpool #xforce #princess
He's making YouTube videos. #seeyalater #bye #weirdo #kidsarestrange #lol #loveofmylife #familytime
🤢😷 found ivy eating her weetabix with last nights left over prawn crackers #kidsarestrange  #getsitfromherdad
Took full advantage of the beautiful day. Not that the kids cooperated 😂 #familypicnic #kidsarestrange #justmissingdaddy
Happy Saturday, y'all! I hope it's full of goofy faces, donuts and some good company!
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What are you up to this lazy Saturday? 
P.S. That gray ring around her mouth is my long-lasting lipstick that she had gotten a hold of that morning. 💄

#floweringfox #kidsarestrange #readyforfall #applepicking🍎 #amateurphotography #learnsomethingnew #isntshecute? #beautyandgrace
Literally no fucking clue 🤔🙄🤣 #kidsarestrange #itcannotbecomfy #whythough 🤣🤣
Busted ! Oh, you're netting out the pond ... good boy 😂

#sawyer #twoyearold #kidsarestrange
Some times I feel like I'm totally crushing the stay at home dad scene and other days I'm trying to figure out the best way to clean 500ml of wood glue from the centre console in the car. But I have a garden, rum and a dog to help press the rest button before going back for more.
#herescheers #tgif #sanctuary #justwhy #kidsarestrange #dogshelp #reset #kelpie #bluekelpie #bluedog #bestmate
he loves his personalized blanket made by @thimbletheory much, much more than he loves the sand 😆🤷🏽‍♀️ #kidsarestrange #notabeachkid #socutetho
My nephew kept pawing at me and told me he was digging. For treasure. When asked if he found any, he said yes, he found a box. Full of books. Kids are cool little weirdos sometimes.

#kidsarestrange #buriedtreasure #secretlibrary #books
Kids are Strange 🤣#kidsarestrange #lol #pool
This is  Chooni’s favorite picture we took, I took a normal one with out the bottle cap but she liked this one better 🤣😂🤣 #kidsarestrange #sisters
This is Chooni’s favorite picture we took, I took a normal one with out the bottle cap but she liked this one better 🤣😂🤣 #kidsarestrange  #sisters 
Henry decided he wanted to finish his peas from supper IN his applesauce snack. I swear it was his idea. In fact, if I had suggested it he likely wouldn’t have eaten them.
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#wholefoods #kidsarestrange #healthysnacks #healthykids #nutritionistskids #nutritiononpoint
Let's just stick with confetti, shall we?

#illustration #confetti #kidsarestrange #selfportrait #preschool #teachingkids #kidsgetreal
Did Jess have snacks in our bed this morning? Or is this from the day before...days before? 🤔

That's one thing that didn't cross my mind when having a baby, the amount of weird shit that just becomes normal.

Sleeping with plastic bowls, naked dolls in the sink, crumbs and single swirls of half chewed pasta in every corner, finding dry cereal under your pillow, the duvet, the throw, your foot, in the sofa, in the washing machine, beside the toilet?! Stickers (fucking stickers) growing like mold, doors sparkling with glitter, doors sparkling with lips gloss, realising that all of this is just the tip of the ice berg. An ice berg you don't even realise isn't strange anymore.

I won't touch on bodily functions or how it's normal practise to wipe a tiny arse that's doing her best down ward dog.

Just your standard everyday life 🙄

Secretly, I love finding cheerios under my pillow 😊 it's like Jess is marking her territory, reminding us she's everywhere 👀 although I could do without pulling a cheerio from between my arse cheeks when I'm showcasing my best seduction moves. It kinda kills the vibe.

Still, it's good to have a plentiful supply of snacks to keep you going.

#kidsarestrange #funny #humour #parentlife #momlife #mumlife #parentsofig #realparenting #honestparenting #cheerioarse #stickersarethedevil #yogababy #nailedit #cockblock #glasgowblogger
Did Jess have snacks in our bed this morning? Or is this from the day before...days before? 🤔 That's one thing that didn't cross my mind when having a baby, the amount of weird shit that just becomes normal. Sleeping with plastic bowls, naked dolls in the sink, crumbs and single swirls of half chewed pasta in every corner, finding dry cereal under your pillow, the duvet, the throw, your foot, in the sofa, in the washing machine, beside the toilet?! Stickers (fucking stickers) growing like mold, doors sparkling with glitter, doors sparkling with lips gloss, realising that all of this is just the tip of the ice berg. An ice berg you don't even realise isn't strange anymore. I won't touch on bodily functions or how it's normal practise to wipe a tiny arse that's doing her best down ward dog. Just your standard everyday life 🙄 Secretly, I love finding cheerios under my pillow 😊 it's like Jess is marking her territory, reminding us she's everywhere 👀 although I could do without pulling a cheerio from between my arse cheeks when I'm showcasing my best seduction moves. It kinda kills the vibe. Still, it's good to have a plentiful supply of snacks to keep you going. #kidsarestrange  #funny  #humour  #parentlife  #momlife  #mumlife  #parentsofig  #realparenting  #honestparenting  #cheerioarse  #stickersarethedevil  #yogababy  #nailedit  #cockblock  #glasgowblogger 
Summer vibes. #kidsarestrange #pool
Sleepover!! @meabbyjean @angela_lucille. 😂😂#kidsarestrange
My dude and dudette. #epgisme #nephew #love #jimmorrison #thedoors #peoplearestrange #kidsarestrange @michy917 @ari328 @gonzo_effbee
If you ever need to go shopping for boring crap like socks, I highly recommend you take your child and let them pick what you get as I am now the proud(?) owner of Powerpuff Girls socks, got one pair of each of the girls haha 😂 thanks son! #kidsarestrange #powerpuffgirls #fashionforward #classy #imtotallyanadult #ilovemakid
Parenting gives you some really strange heartwarming moments. 
#parenting #kidsarestrange #shescurrentlywearingthisatthepark
Sometimes you need a distraction from all the hard things buzzing through your mind. Kids are a GREAT way to be distracted. “Mom, take a picture of THIS!” #kidsarestrange #mademesmile
Sometimes you need a distraction from all the hard things buzzing through your mind. Kids are a GREAT way to be distracted. “Mom, take a picture of THIS!” #kidsarestrange  #mademesmile 
Doll heads scare the shit outta me! 😳
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#lifewithkids #kidsarestrange #momlife #dadlife #parenting #instamom #motherhoodunplugged
Why was the food coloring in the bathroom? #uptosomething #kidsarestrange
Meet Serenity Meeks, the natural born actress! 🎬 Talk about turning it on and off! 🙄😣 •
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#cryingoneminutehappythenext #kidsarestrange #serenitymeeks #rehersinglines #notactingright #kidactors #kidactorslife #sleepy #lines #childactors #thestruggle #thisisherthing #acting #onandoff #sleepy
My kids. One wearing winter clothes in 90 degree weather because she’s miss independent, yet often she just “can’t” put on her shoes by herself. The other one trying to eat sand, yet refuses to eat most food lately. 😆 Gotta love em.
My kids. One wearing winter clothes in 90 degree weather because she’s miss independent, yet often she just “can’t” put on her shoes by herself. The other one trying to eat sand, yet refuses to eat most food lately. 😆 Gotta love em.
Parenthood summed up in one photo......what are kids?!?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂😜😜 #moms #kids #funny #wtf #kidsarestrange #haha #wow #nothanks #notforme #this
For whatever reason, she always puts this duck on the faucet and talks to it in her toddler gobblety-gook during her bath. It’s weirdly... ceremonial. 😂
For whatever reason, she always puts this duck on the faucet and talks to it in her toddler gobblety-gook during her bath. It’s weirdly... ceremonial. 😂
Before insta or facebook existed... bahahahaha #backintime #throwback #whatwerewethinking #twoatatime #funny #siblings #memories #kidsarestrange #squishy
I think it’s time to find a play group for the kids. My daughter just asked me to draw her “friends.” 🙈🙈🤷‍♀️ #momlife #kidsarestrange #itsafunlife
I think it’s time to find a play group for the kids. My daughter just asked me to draw her “friends.” 🙈🙈🤷‍♀️ #momlife  #kidsarestrange  #itsafunlife 
Aydan says "I just like to dab" 😂❤😊
Aydan says "I just like to dab" 😂❤😊
No YOU took a bite out of every single cracker in the packet. Even though they are all identical in taste and size. #fml #trouble #teething #teethingtrouble
Kids are so strange! 
Goodness knows how long I’ve been trying to get Isla to eat (even try) carrots for... but cut them into ‘special zigzag carrots’ and they’re the best things ever! 🙄🤷🏼‍♀️🥕
#fussytoddler #fussyeater #thethingswedoforourkids #kidsarestrange #carrots #foodpresentation #zigzag #ofcoursethatswhatitwas #sillyme #whatelsecanicutintozigzags #zigzageverything #toddler #toddlersnack #driveyoumad #isla
Corn on the cob, helping toddlers cut their teeth since the beginning of time. Probably. #teething #toddlerhack #parentwin
“I cuggle George!” Trouble ferociously cuddling this Peppa Pig book. I love that she is so loving, best mood boost ever! #thecuggleisreal
“I cuggle George!” Trouble ferociously cuddling this Peppa Pig book. I love that she is so loving, best mood boost ever! #thecuggleisreal 
Mums never have breakfast in peace...... 🤣🤦‍♀️ always has to play with the slice of lemon in my tea! #mumsproblems #kidsarestrange #kidsaresofunny #mylittleweirdo #teawithlemon #deckajsoudevne #cajscitronem #kazderanoblbne #problemykazdemamky #poradnecovyvadi
He was asked to drag his brother back into the room #nephews #kidsarestrange #kidstakethingsliterally
Cardboard man! Weird! #100hqppydays #kidsarestrange #winternights
He lifted his shirt up then put his hand in his pants, all while sleeping 😄 #kidsarestrange #thomasalexanderkennedy
World’s weirdest crime scene. A drive-by, I think. Exhibit A: two stray arms.
World’s weirdest crime scene. A drive-by, I think. Exhibit A: two stray arms.
Short training and kids... Jack is trying to play with IPad and Jacob brought me toothgel and toothbrush after he finished his dinner (had normal one before but decided rice crispies are better option 🙈) #kidsarestrange #lifewithkids #singlemumlife #needmorehands #allatthesametime #whattodowhenkidsarenothelpful
Of all things she could have picked Brooklynn takes a toy cash register to bed with her 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️ #kidsarestrange #dreamingofmoney #whateverfloatsyourboat
Found DW on my kitchen counter like this. I think an entire episode could be written around this one image. #darkwingduck #kidsarestrange #bestsuperhero #rubberduck
Hump Day Confession - Finn is going to wake up around 2 am and we will put him in our bed. No, it’s not because he is cold but because I forgot to put a singlet over his onesie and he is a weirdo! Finn’s go to comforter when he is tired is the bottom of his t- shirt 🤔 during the day he will suck on it and at night we put an extra singlet over his onesie because the first thing he does when he wakes is reach for the t-shirt so he can play with it 🤔 taking a dummy away is one thing but any and all advice is welcome for t-shirts 🤣🤣 what weird habits do your kids have? .
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Kip and Co flash SALE - to get you over the mid week blues for the next 48hours we are having a 20% off all Kip and Co at @tipyoureit in store and online with discount code: kipcrazy .
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#tipyoureit #kipandcostockist #kidsstore #canberramums #canberrastyle #lonsdalestreet #nursery #nurserybedding #kidsbedding #kids #bedroom #boutiquebedding #goodnightsleep #kidsarestrange #blondhairdontcare
Hump Day Confession - Finn is going to wake up around 2 am and we will put him in our bed. No, it’s not because he is cold but because I forgot to put a singlet over his onesie and he is a weirdo! Finn’s go to comforter when he is tired is the bottom of his t- shirt 🤔 during the day he will suck on it and at night we put an extra singlet over his onesie because the first thing he does when he wakes is reach for the t-shirt so he can play with it 🤔 taking a dummy away is one thing but any and all advice is welcome for t-shirts 🤣🤣 what weird habits do your kids have? . . . Kip and Co flash SALE - to get you over the mid week blues for the next 48hours we are having a 20% off all Kip and Co at @tipyoureit in store and online with discount code: kipcrazy . . . #tipyoureit  #kipandcostockist  #kidsstore  #canberramums  #canberrastyle  #lonsdalestreet  #nursery  #nurserybedding  #kidsbedding  #kids  #bedroom  #boutiquebedding  #goodnightsleep  #kidsarestrange  #blondhairdontcare 
I think my toddler is having some issues. I clicked to reset and this is all the food I’ve fed her so far. All neat and orderly. 
#sims #sims4 #simstagram #legacyerachallenge #legacyera #kidsarestrange
This lil cutie came up to me and asked to sit with me.  His name is Joey.  After a few minutes of me not knowing how to talk to small children in spite of owning one, I asked Joey here why he came to sit with me. "I see you at all these things. Cuz your hair is bright. You never sit with the parents. You don't even talk to them. I like that. We can be best friends." Joey, my main dude, I'll be keepin an eye out for ya all next school year. 😉
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#bfff #mynewdude #offeredmehissnocone #alsoabiteofhotdogbutewsono #kidsarestrange #selfie #lastdayofschool #kidsloveme #partycathair
This lil cutie came up to me and asked to sit with me. His name is Joey. After a few minutes of me not knowing how to talk to small children in spite of owning one, I asked Joey here why he came to sit with me. "I see you at all these things. Cuz your hair is bright. You never sit with the parents. You don't even talk to them. I like that. We can be best friends." Joey, my main dude, I'll be keepin an eye out for ya all next school year. 😉 . . . . . . . #bfff  #mynewdude  #offeredmehissnocone  #alsoabiteofhotdogbutewsono  #kidsarestrange  #selfie  #lastdayofschool  #kidsloveme  #partycathair