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Day 6 complete! Feeling determined to eat healthy and be healthy. Making small changes which I will hopefully be able to continue for a lifestyle change rather than a quick fix. #positivevibes #mydiet #mydietdiary #healthyeating #healthylifestyle #fatgirlgettingfit #justanormalmummy #whoneedstoloseweight #helpmeloseweight #icandothis
Day five.. 5! Can you believe I’m still going strong at five days into healthy eating? Because I can’t, and im feeling more determined than ever 😁🙌 Managing to come in under my daily calorie allowance today again. I had 2 slices brennans be good bread and eggs for breakfast after attempting a bowl of porridge, just wasnt feeling it today. So im shocked iv stayed under my calorie allowance. As you can see iv “exercised” today, this was cleaning! And i was cleaning for a few hours but just dont feel like iv burned that much with just cleaning? So put myself down for a little 30minutes instead 🤣 #mydiet #mydietdiary #justanormalmummy #whoneedstoloseweight #mummytummybegone #helpmeloseweight #healthyeating #exercise #icandothis
Day five.. 5! Can you believe I’m still going strong at five days into healthy eating? Because I can’t, and im feeling more determined than ever 😁🙌 Managing to come in under my daily calorie allowance today again. I had 2 slices brennans be good bread and eggs for breakfast after attempting a bowl of porridge, just wasnt feeling it today. So im shocked iv stayed under my calorie allowance. As you can see iv “exercised” today, this was cleaning! And i was cleaning for a few hours but just dont feel like iv burned that much with just cleaning? So put myself down for a little 30minutes instead 🤣 #mydiet  #mydietdiary  #justanormalmummy  #whoneedstoloseweight  #mummytummybegone  #helpmeloseweight  #healthyeating  #exercise  #icandothis 
Day 4- 30g porridge for breakfast and for lunch i had this beaut salad. Looks a bit bad from the photo but really it’s the salad cream dressing. Big improvments from my eating habits before this healthy eating began. Small steps. #healthyeating #helpmeloseweight #caloriecounting #mydiet #mydietdiary #salad #yummy #mummytummybegone #justanormalmummy #whoneedstoloseweight #icandothis
Just ate two pain au chocolates... because it’s a nursery day. So I could. 👍👊 #notevensorry #justanormalmummy #33weekspregnant
Eek! Here we go... FINAL EDIT for #TheMummyLessons 🤰💁‍♀️👍📚 so excited to be on the home straight! Wish me luck folks 😘 #almostthere #justanormalmummy #themummylessons #womensfiction #sequel #book2 #authorlife #chicklit #letsdothis #thinkillhaveacakefirst #andduring (#andafter)
Long overdue coffee-date with one of my best girls... how does life go so fast! And how did we make a half-hour coffee whilst putting the world to rights last for over three hours with tea cakes for sustenance...?!😜 can’t wait until I can do this in the evening over wine 👍🥂 #32weekspregnant #notlongnow #untilthendecaf #andbitchyteacakes #justanormalmummy
Sometimes you just need fried eggs on toast! (Or the threenage version for him which is eggs cut into soldiers with toast squares on the side. Trust me - it’s not worth deviating from this! I learnt that the hard way! 😂👍) #threenagers #lunch #justanormalmummy
Sometimes you just need fried eggs on toast! (Or the threenage version for him which is eggs cut into soldiers with toast squares on the side. Trust me - it’s not worth deviating from this! I learnt that the hard way! 😂👍) #threenagers  #lunch  #justanormalmummy 
Oh dear! It’s worse than i thought.. I’ve never been this weight before. Three beautiful babies and lots and lots of junk food later and i guess you are left with this number on the scales. I also need to get the toenails painted 🤦‍♀️ 💅 #milfchallenges #dietstartstoday #mondaymotivation #mummytummy #mydietdiary #healthyeating #thescalesdontlie #dietplan #justanormalmummy #whoneedstoloseweight #thingshavetochange
Apologies for the quiet spell. Been feeling a bit rubbish this week. Today I booked a photo shoot so we could get some pics of the kids after realising the last photos I have of this little dude were taken when he was 11-months old 🙈😱 maybe it’s the preggo hormones in overdrive, maybe it the miserable weather but I’m full of guilt, snot and so over-emotional. So now I’m feeling much less guilty but pretty skint tbh! But nothing a roast dinner in the pub can’t distract me from eh ;) god knows how I will survive the next 7.5 weeks when I’m already a physical and mental wreck tbh but I’ll do it because I have to (and because I’m planning on rinsing the shit out of my amazon prime account to make me feel better in the meantime) and of course because it will all be worth it when we meet our new little lady ❤️❤️❤️ (and try to take a few more photos of her than the last one 😂) #justanormalmummy #32weekspregnant #sunday #thatface #ohtobethree
Apologies for the quiet spell. Been feeling a bit rubbish this week. Today I booked a photo shoot so we could get some pics of the kids after realising the last photos I have of this little dude were taken when he was 11-months old 🙈😱 maybe it’s the preggo hormones in overdrive, maybe it the miserable weather but I’m full of guilt, snot and so over-emotional. So now I’m feeling much less guilty but pretty skint tbh! But nothing a roast dinner in the pub can’t distract me from eh ;) god knows how I will survive the next 7.5 weeks when I’m already a physical and mental wreck tbh but I’ll do it because I have to (and because I’m planning on rinsing the shit out of my amazon prime account to make me feel better in the meantime) and of course because it will all be worth it when we meet our new little lady ❤️❤️❤️ (and try to take a few more photos of her than the last one 😂) #justanormalmummy  #32weekspregnant  #sunday  #thatface  #ohtobethree 
#32weekspregnant - and just noticed I was wearing the exact same outfit when I last posted a bump-update! I am nothing if not consistent 😜 x feeling big, feeling heavy, feeling pretty rubbish now if I’m honest... have ordered a bump-band from amazon in the hope I can stop my pelvis from aching so much at the end of each day but mostly I am wondering how much more bloody room this baby needs! Lol x seriously looking forward to getting my uterus back. And occupying myself by ordering Christmas gifts online and then forgetting what I’ve ordered/bought and buying too much for everybody 🙈 oh well... have a good Friday people! #justanormalmummy #32weekspregnant #feelingallofthem
#32weekspregnant  - and just noticed I was wearing the exact same outfit when I last posted a bump-update! I am nothing if not consistent 😜 x feeling big, feeling heavy, feeling pretty rubbish now if I’m honest... have ordered a bump-band from amazon in the hope I can stop my pelvis from aching so much at the end of each day but mostly I am wondering how much more bloody room this baby needs! Lol x seriously looking forward to getting my uterus back. And occupying myself by ordering Christmas gifts online and then forgetting what I’ve ordered/bought and buying too much for everybody 🙈 oh well... have a good Friday people! #justanormalmummy  #32weekspregnant  #feelingallofthem 
Is anyone else getting on board with elf on the shelf this year? I've been adding a few extra details to my two in preparation for my favourite holiday season!! I cannot wait for Jingle and Snowball to make an appearance! 🎄☃️🎅 #elfontheshelf #jinglebells #christmasiscoming #sewingproject #diy #addingsomebling #justanormalmummy #mumsofinstagram #instamum #raisingbilingualbabies #soexcitedforchristmas #toosoon #itsnevertoosoonforchristmas #jingle #snowball #theadventuresofjingleandsnowball
Is anyone else getting on board with elf on the shelf this year? I've been adding a few extra details to my two in preparation for my favourite holiday season!! I cannot wait for Jingle and Snowball to make an appearance! 🎄☃️🎅 #elfontheshelf  #jinglebells  #christmasiscoming  #sewingproject  #diy  #addingsomebling  #justanormalmummy  #mumsofinstagram  #instamum  #raisingbilingualbabies  #soexcitedforchristmas  #toosoon  #itsnevertoosoonforchristmas  #jingle  #snowball  #theadventuresofjingleandsnowball 
How does he suddenly look so long 😱 and so old 😱 he doesn’t even look like a 3-yr old today 😭😭 (which is doing nothing for my preggo hormones frankly!) #stopgrowingpls #justanormalmummy
How does he suddenly look so long 😱 and so old 😱 he doesn’t even look like a 3-yr old today 😭😭 (which is doing nothing for my preggo hormones frankly!) #stopgrowingpls  #justanormalmummy 
Now baconing myself back to human in Costa 👊👍 managed to fuck up at school by giving the wrong mum a party invite in the playground for a child that wasn’t theirs... so that was nice and awkward! I can only see today getting worse 🤦‍♀️😂😂 #awesome #baconislife #justanormalmummy
Now baconing myself back to human in Costa 👊👍 managed to fuck up at school by giving the wrong mum a party invite in the playground for a child that wasn’t theirs... so that was nice and awkward! I can only see today getting worse 🤦‍♀️😂😂 #awesome  #baconislife  #justanormalmummy 
The bags don’t lie... today is going to be LONG. 😴😩
After not being able to get to sleep until gone midnight because someone was letting off NASA-worthy rockets until the early hours, I then had 2.30am and 5am wake-up calls from my smallest - first one due to the cat’s freaking out and breaking into his room, second one from a bad dream and complaining he felt sick. (Please god don’t let him be ill!) Never got back to sleep after the 5am one so feeling beyond terrible with a busy day ahead... Does anyone mind if I cancel Tuesday and start over tomorrow morning?! *yawns* Fuckssakes. 
#justanormalmummy #31weekspregnant #exhausted #screwyoufireworkstwats
The bags don’t lie... today is going to be LONG. 😴😩 After not being able to get to sleep until gone midnight because someone was letting off NASA-worthy rockets until the early hours, I then had 2.30am and 5am wake-up calls from my smallest - first one due to the cat’s freaking out and breaking into his room, second one from a bad dream and complaining he felt sick. (Please god don’t let him be ill!) Never got back to sleep after the 5am one so feeling beyond terrible with a busy day ahead... Does anyone mind if I cancel Tuesday and start over tomorrow morning?! *yawns* Fuckssakes. #justanormalmummy  #31weekspregnant  #exhausted  #screwyoufireworkstwats 
🙈😂👍💥💥💥 #justanormalmummy
One is with granny and the other one is napping and hubby is working! That means this mummy has a chance to do some yoga! .
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#saltyyogamum #myyogapractice #kidsarenapping #mummytime #lifewithkids #yogamum #yogainparadise #justanormalmummy
IT’S TIME... I can’t cope with the fuzz any longer so I’ve bought new razors and I’m going in! Possibly literally as I can’t see what the hell i’m doing and my main plan is hack away and hope I don’t remove anything I’ll need at a later date 👍😂😂🙈 #wishmeluck #justanormalmummy #31weekspregnant #toopregnantforthiscrap
IT’S TIME... I can’t cope with the fuzz any longer so I’ve bought new razors and I’m going in! Possibly literally as I can’t see what the hell i’m doing and my main plan is hack away and hope I don’t remove anything I’ll need at a later date 👍😂😂🙈 #wishmeluck  #justanormalmummy  #31weekspregnant  #toopregnantforthiscrap 
Monday morning is a total knob isn’t it?! I’m really not that great at Mondays (or mornings tbf!) - breakfast is always a rush, there’s too much shouting about teeth-brushing and shoe-finding, someone always needs a poo right before we leave, and my new favourite thing to do is discover I haven’t washed most of the PE Kit and end up doing a ‘baby-wipe-job’ on the worst bits before we eventually make it out of the door...
🙈👍🙄 Yesterday’s roast dinner tins are still all over the side and I have a ton of work to do let alone finally tackling getting ready for the baby I have arriving in 8 weeks (how?! 😱) I can’t really process it all! So I’m not going to. I’m going to eat an entire packet of Cadbury’s fingers and ignore it all... because that’s the grown up thing to do right 🤦‍♀️😜🤰 #justanormalmummy #toopregnantforthiscrap #monday
Monday morning is a total knob isn’t it?! I’m really not that great at Mondays (or mornings tbf!) - breakfast is always a rush, there’s too much shouting about teeth-brushing and shoe-finding, someone always needs a poo right before we leave, and my new favourite thing to do is discover I haven’t washed most of the PE Kit and end up doing a ‘baby-wipe-job’ on the worst bits before we eventually make it out of the door... 🙈👍🙄 Yesterday’s roast dinner tins are still all over the side and I have a ton of work to do let alone finally tackling getting ready for the baby I have arriving in 8 weeks (how?! 😱) I can’t really process it all! So I’m not going to. I’m going to eat an entire packet of Cadbury’s fingers and ignore it all... because that’s the grown up thing to do right 🤦‍♀️😜🤰 #justanormalmummy  #toopregnantforthiscrap  #monday 
Happy Sunday parent-folks 😉 my first novel - ‘Baby Boom!’ Is just £1.99 on kindle at the mo AND has just been updated to include a sneaky-peeky first chapter of the sequel (The Mummy Lessons) so.... grab a bargain if you haven’t yet read it! 
And if you have read Baby Boom already, please consider leaving me a review - I get so many lovely messages from folks who’ve read it and loved it, but would love it if some of those words made it onto amazon! Would mean a lot 😘😘 thanks so much in advance xx

Link in bio! 👍👍👍📚 #babyboom #themummylessons #sneakpeek #justanormalmummy #chicklit #womensfiction #fiction #kindle #bargain
Happy Sunday parent-folks 😉 my first novel - ‘Baby Boom!’ Is just £1.99 on kindle at the mo AND has just been updated to include a sneaky-peeky first chapter of the sequel (The Mummy Lessons) so.... grab a bargain if you haven’t yet read it! And if you have read Baby Boom already, please consider leaving me a review - I get so many lovely messages from folks who’ve read it and loved it, but would love it if some of those words made it onto amazon! Would mean a lot 😘😘 thanks so much in advance xx Link in bio! 👍👍👍📚 #babyboom  #themummylessons  #sneakpeek  #justanormalmummy  #chicklit  #womensfiction  #fiction  #kindle  #bargain 
And... we call this one ‘dinner a la no fucks’ (with cucumber centrepiece) or ‘Friday’ as it’s often known in our house! #friday #outofsteamnow #dinneralanofucks #justanormalmummy #31weekspregnant
Just noticed I’ve been walking around with paw patrol tits since lunchtime... not sure I even care anymore tbh! 🙈😂🤦‍♀️🤰 #justanormalmummy
Just noticed I’ve been walking around with paw patrol tits since lunchtime... not sure I even care anymore tbh! 🙈😂🤦‍♀️🤰 #justanormalmummy 
That's better. Books sorted some will be upstairs in boys bedroom.  Folder file has coloring books in and notepads. Wipe down with zofloa bottle spray. 
#home #books #justanormalmummy #babyboom #sorting #mumlife #hinched #veryhome 
Folder file from Pound shop @poundland 
Book case from Very @veryuk
EEEEEEKkkkkkk!!! COVER REVEAL!! Been waiting to share this with you all for what feels like forever!! (It’s been a few days but hey 😜😂) can finally reveal the cover of my new book - #themummylessons - due out next year!! What do all think?!? I absolutely love it ❤️❤️❤️ I know it’s early days as it’s not out until March 2019, but anyone who fancies pre-ordering - the link is in my bio, and please come back and tell me so I can thank you personally and feel all warm and awesome inside! (Obvs this could just be the baby squashing a kidney or something but whatever...) Thank you so much to everyone who supports me and made this book a reality! And of course to those who read the first one - Baby Boom! (And if you haven’t read that one yet get the fuck on with it yeah 👍🤰😜) I reckon this one is even better!! #justanormalmummy #themummylessons #fiction #womensfiction #emilymollyliz #whathappenstoGiz? #chicklit #coverreveal #eeeeeeeekkkk
EEEEEEKkkkkkk!!! COVER REVEAL!! Been waiting to share this with you all for what feels like forever!! (It’s been a few days but hey 😜😂) can finally reveal the cover of my new book - #themummylessons  - due out next year!! What do all think?!? I absolutely love it ❤️❤️❤️ I know it’s early days as it’s not out until March 2019, but anyone who fancies pre-ordering - the link is in my bio, and please come back and tell me so I can thank you personally and feel all warm and awesome inside! (Obvs this could just be the baby squashing a kidney or something but whatever...) Thank you so much to everyone who supports me and made this book a reality! And of course to those who read the first one - Baby Boom! (And if you haven’t read that one yet get the fuck on with it yeah 👍🤰😜) I reckon this one is even better!! #justanormalmummy  #themummylessons  #fiction  #womensfiction  #emilymollyliz  #whathappenstoGiz ? #chicklit  #coverreveal  #eeeeeeeekkkk 
Guess which heavily pregnant knob-head didn’t wear a coat for the school run and got soaked through 😩😩😩 (hint - it’s me.) #30weekspregnant #fuckssakes #ineedacoatthatfits #justanormalmummy
Mummy’s slightly lame Halloween-tea has included a pizza which we decorated with “pumpkins”, some glow sticks I found at the back of the cupboard, and the pumpkins they carved with granny (thank f*ck for granny and a random left over orange pepper 😂😂) oh and some shop-bought pumpkin treats 👍🎃 eat your heart out Pinterest! 
Happy Halloween fellow trick-or-treat-skippers! 😜😂 #justanormalmummy #halloween #ihateit #toopregnantforthisstuff #hurryupchristmas
Mummy’s slightly lame Halloween-tea has included a pizza which we decorated with “pumpkins”, some glow sticks I found at the back of the cupboard, and the pumpkins they carved with granny (thank f*ck for granny and a random left over orange pepper 😂😂) oh and some shop-bought pumpkin treats 👍🎃 eat your heart out Pinterest! Happy Halloween fellow trick-or-treat-skippers! 😜😂 #justanormalmummy  #halloween  #ihateit  #toopregnantforthisstuff  #hurryupchristmas 
Mummy realised she probably shouldn’t attempt Halloween pumpkin-carving again after she heard herself saying: “Oh that’s lovely poppet... although shall I do that bit? Maybe let mummy hold that? Ok stop now. Please STOP. Right - I can’t take this anymore. I just need to do the end part! I never said you couldn’t do any of it! I just said your annoying chubby little fingers are getting in the way, it doesn’t look anything like a face and as you’ve spent the last twenty minutes trying to eat glue whilst crying because a seed touched you - I’LL JUST DO THE BLOODY PUMPKIN MYSELF. OK.” 😬😭😜🤦‍♀️ #craftsarentforeveryone
#happyhalloween
#justanormalmummy
#whenishalftermover
#mummyoftheyear
Mummy realised she probably shouldn’t attempt Halloween pumpkin-carving again after she heard herself saying: “Oh that’s lovely poppet... although shall I do that bit? Maybe let mummy hold that? Ok stop now. Please STOP. Right - I can’t take this anymore. I just need to do the end part! I never said you couldn’t do any of it! I just said your annoying chubby little fingers are getting in the way, it doesn’t look anything like a face and as you’ve spent the last twenty minutes trying to eat glue whilst crying because a seed touched you - I’LL JUST DO THE BLOODY PUMPKIN MYSELF. OK.” 😬😭😜🤦‍♀️ #craftsarentforeveryone  #happyhalloween  #justanormalmummy  #whenishalftermover  #mummyoftheyear 
Treating myself to a tea cake the size of my head and a hot cup of tea in a cafe. On my own. Without kids. Coz I bloody deserve it. Ok. 😘👍🤰#justanormalmummy #30weekspregnant #sohungry #someofmybumpisprobablyfoodbaby #definitely
Last day of half term for us people! 😂😂👍 #justanormalmummy #halftermdone #nearly #amgivingthemtothegrandparents #touchme
My ‘treat’ used to be a chilled glass of wine while the kids ate dinner... now it’s Pepsi Max ffs! Lol #justanormalmummy #30weekspregnant #gottatreatyourself
Today is a total f*ck it day. Kids are off until Wednesday and tbh I have run out of mummy-steam! 
Suffering from some strange pain in my pelvis this morning - not a great night’s sleep because of it, and defo don’t feel like moving too much. 
Half term has actually flown by - we haven’t done anything particularly exciting but there’s been plenty of getting out on the scooters, beach, playground and a few parties, play dates and lots of yummy food so I feel like I’ve done my best - especially as I’m on deadline with my next book edit again and have the current girth of a wheely-bin 😉 somehow still feel guilty for attempting a day at home though... Looking through Instagram and Facebook at everyone on holiday, or at Disneyland, or at theme parks and big days out is making me feel bad (Not that I could do any of that even if I tried! Lol) - all we’ve managed so far today is quavers, YouTube and pyjamas 🙈 I know I’m just being a big hormonal pregnant dick. 
I shall stop the dick behaviour right now and get back to my crisps and dressing gown - guilt free 👊🤰👍 Sometimes we all need a f*ck it day right?! #justanormalmummy #fuckitday #oneforthefuckitbucket #humpday #halftermisnearlyover #ifiwasonholidayidbeinstagrammingthecrapoutofit
Today is a total f*ck it day. Kids are off until Wednesday and tbh I have run out of mummy-steam! Suffering from some strange pain in my pelvis this morning - not a great night’s sleep because of it, and defo don’t feel like moving too much. Half term has actually flown by - we haven’t done anything particularly exciting but there’s been plenty of getting out on the scooters, beach, playground and a few parties, play dates and lots of yummy food so I feel like I’ve done my best - especially as I’m on deadline with my next book edit again and have the current girth of a wheely-bin 😉 somehow still feel guilty for attempting a day at home though... Looking through Instagram and Facebook at everyone on holiday, or at Disneyland, or at theme parks and big days out is making me feel bad (Not that I could do any of that even if I tried! Lol) - all we’ve managed so far today is quavers, YouTube and pyjamas 🙈 I know I’m just being a big hormonal pregnant dick. I shall stop the dick behaviour right now and get back to my crisps and dressing gown - guilt free 👊🤰👍 Sometimes we all need a f*ck it day right?! #justanormalmummy  #fuckitday  #oneforthefuckitbucket  #humpday  #halftermisnearlyover  #ifiwasonholidayidbeinstagrammingthecrapoutofit 
Sundays are for relaxing... But that’s not easy with two toddlers! Today started at 5 am as the bigger one crawled in to our bed. I have never been a morning person. We all tried very hard to pretend sleep until just after 6am when the little one decided to join us. From there on it was game on! 
But you feel like you scored when you’re outside later on and and your 2 1/2 year old tells you to get in the hammock and she will push you! That’s what it’s all about! .
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#yogamum #saltyyogamum #yogastudy #goodfeelings #yogainparadise #mumsofinstagram #instamum #justanormalmummy #lifewithkids #lifeasamommy
Sundays are for relaxing... But that’s not easy with two toddlers! Today started at 5 am as the bigger one crawled in to our bed. I have never been a morning person. We all tried very hard to pretend sleep until just after 6am when the little one decided to join us. From there on it was game on! But you feel like you scored when you’re outside later on and and your 2 1/2 year old tells you to get in the hammock and she will push you! That’s what it’s all about! . . . #yogamum  #saltyyogamum  #yogastudy  #goodfeelings  #yogainparadise  #mumsofinstagram  #instamum  #justanormalmummy  #lifewithkids  #lifeasamommy 
2018’s Pumpkins 🎃 
H A P P Y  H A L L O W E E N 
From our house to yours 😎

#halloween #pumpkincarving #pumpkins #kidsloveit #seasonalactivities #familytime #homelife #justanormalmummy #onelove❤️
Sunday pub vibes... the 5am start (thanks clock change) has meant an impromptu roast dinner out as neither of us could face cooking today! I’ve brought everything I could carry to entertain the kids as I just want to eat my food hot with both hands and not with a threeager on my lap forcing me to make dinosaur noises :/ #nevergonnahappen #myTRexisverygoodillhaveyouknow #justanormalmummy
Sunday pub vibes... the 5am start (thanks clock change) has meant an impromptu roast dinner out as neither of us could face cooking today! I’ve brought everything I could carry to entertain the kids as I just want to eat my food hot with both hands and not with a threeager on my lap forcing me to make dinosaur noises :/ #nevergonnahappen  #myTRexisverygoodillhaveyouknow  #justanormalmummy 
“There is no angry way to say Bubbles!”
You tried, didn’t you 😉
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#bubbletastic #yogamum #saltyyogamum #yogastudy #goodfeelings #yogainparadise #mumsofinstagram #instamum #mummyontherock #justanormalmummy #lifeasamommy #lifewithkids
As close as I could get to a photo of them together! We’re off to a Halloween birthday party ;) the boy has a Halloween costume but decided to be spider man and I don’t have the strength to argue 🤦‍♀️😂 the girl is into it at least! #justanormalmummy #halloween
As close as I could get to a photo of them together! We’re off to a Halloween birthday party ;) the boy has a Halloween costume but decided to be spider man and I don’t have the strength to argue 🤦‍♀️😂 the girl is into it at least! #justanormalmummy  #halloween 
The #halfterm poem

It was Friday of half-term
And all through the house,
Not a child was stirring,
They'd all finally knocked out...
Mummy was exhausted,
It'd been quite a week;
She'd done activity after activity,
Despite barely any sleep.
She'd made breakfasts, dinners and lunches,
Done crafts and given into slime. 🤦‍♀️
Gone swimming, scooting and to playgrounds,
And had some awesome family-time.
There were cuddles & Facebook posts, 
Filled with so much laughter.
(Not that social media showed
The shit that followed after...)
There’d been tantrums and meltdowns,
Threenage-stand-offs that had no meaning...
Between crying, bickering, door-slamming,
But everyone was still breathing.
They’d made it to the weekend,
Everyone was alive and that’s what mattered.
So right now she thought FUCK IT.
And got totally twatted. 🍷👊😜 #friday
#halfterm
#survived
#welldonemummy
#imnotreallygettingtwattedbutimwithyouinspirit
#justanormalmummy
The #halfterm  poem It was Friday of half-term And all through the house, Not a child was stirring, They'd all finally knocked out... Mummy was exhausted, It'd been quite a week; She'd done activity after activity, Despite barely any sleep. She'd made breakfasts, dinners and lunches, Done crafts and given into slime. 🤦‍♀️ Gone swimming, scooting and to playgrounds, And had some awesome family-time. There were cuddles & Facebook posts, Filled with so much laughter. (Not that social media showed The shit that followed after...) There’d been tantrums and meltdowns, Threenage-stand-offs that had no meaning... Between crying, bickering, door-slamming, But everyone was still breathing. They’d made it to the weekend, Everyone was alive and that’s what mattered. So right now she thought FUCK IT. And got totally twatted. 🍷👊😜 #friday  #halfterm  #survived  #welldonemummy  #imnotreallygettingtwattedbutimwithyouinspirit  #justanormalmummy 
Picnic tea and a movie after a day out on the scooters. I’m totally finished! The limit of my powers was sandwiches, mini cheddars and cucumber but the kids love it. I’ll also be heading for a nap the second daddy finishes work for the day - a day on my feet is too much these days! Not ashamed to admit it! Looking forward to school/pre-school starting up again next week just so I can get back to daytime naps 👍😓😴 #30weekspregnant #justanormalmummy #naprequired
Picnic tea and a movie after a day out on the scooters. I’m totally finished! The limit of my powers was sandwiches, mini cheddars and cucumber but the kids love it. I’ll also be heading for a nap the second daddy finishes work for the day - a day on my feet is too much these days! Not ashamed to admit it! Looking forward to school/pre-school starting up again next week just so I can get back to daytime naps 👍😓😴 #30weekspregnant  #justanormalmummy  #naprequired 
Dinner for one tonight while his big sis sleeps out at her bestie’s x he’s not sure about solo dining tbh! Keeps asking when she’s coming back which is making my heart ache a bit - amazing how they can bicker and annoy the absolute crap out of each other every day when they’re actually a bit lost when the other one isn’t there ❤️❤️ so tonight he gets his favourite tea, his eggs cut into soldiers (don’t ask) and toast with the crusts off... so it’s not all bad right 👍😘 #justanormalmummy #siblings #theyloveeachotherreally
Dinner for one tonight while his big sis sleeps out at her bestie’s x he’s not sure about solo dining tbh! Keeps asking when she’s coming back which is making my heart ache a bit - amazing how they can bicker and annoy the absolute crap out of each other every day when they’re actually a bit lost when the other one isn’t there ❤️❤️ so tonight he gets his favourite tea, his eggs cut into soldiers (don’t ask) and toast with the crusts off... so it’s not all bad right 👍😘 #justanormalmummy  #siblings  #theyloveeachotherreally 
I extend this to slime and that bastard moon sand too 😂😂🙈 #notacraftymummy 
#justanormalmummy 
#halftermvibes
#JustaNormalMummy’s Insight into Intimacy in the Third Trimester... “... and then after three days of not being able to go - I went for an absolute monster of a shit, and had to ask him to push quite a lot of my own arsehole back inside me again afterwards. He said he wasn’t really feeling that ‘up for it’ after that to be fair...” Said Mummy. 🤰🙈🤨 #pregnancyissobeautiful
#preggopiles
#thirdtrimester
#noonetellsyouthisstuff
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A F T E R N O O N ❤️ No ‘home’ photo today, just a pic of my boy & I having a snuggle watching Arthur Christmas (mostly because I’m fed up of Paw Patrol 😂) We’ve been on a @homebargains trip & ive done a mini #hinch of the house so I can chill out for a little bit 💋🤗. Hope you guys are having a fab day xoxo 
#chilltime #familytime #justanormalmummy #mamaismyname #greydecor #greyhomes #greyinterior #greyinterior_ #homedecor #homesweethome #homestyle #homesofinstagram #interiordesign #interior #interior4inspo #interioraccessories #likesforlike
A F T E R N O O N ❤️ No ‘home’ photo today, just a pic of my boy & I having a snuggle watching Arthur Christmas (mostly because I’m fed up of Paw Patrol 😂) We’ve been on a @homebargains trip & ive done a mini #hinch  of the house so I can chill out for a little bit 💋🤗. Hope you guys are having a fab day xoxo #chilltime  #familytime  #justanormalmummy  #mamaismyname  #greydecor  #greyhomes  #greyinterior  #greyinterior_  #homedecor  #homesweethome  #homestyle  #homesofinstagram  #interiordesign  #interior  #interior4inspo  #interioraccessories  #likesforlike 
In case you were wondering... 🙄👍🤰 #preggolife #29weekspregnant #justanormalmummy
Putting actual real make-up on! Heading out for a drink (a boring gin-free one 🙄) with my preggo-yoga group tonight. I’m shattered and having just run out of any foundation I had left that in any way resembles my skin tone I’ve just plastered my face in a free sample of spray-on-tights so I’m really very iridescent right now 😂😂😂 but I’ve no doubt they’re all just as knackered as me so I’m pulling it together, and me and my sparkly face are off for an orange juice and a natter about pelvic pain and leaky boobs 😘🤰👍 have a great Tuesday parent people! #justanormalmummy #29weekspregnant #sparklyface #facefail
Putting actual real make-up on! Heading out for a drink (a boring gin-free one 🙄) with my preggo-yoga group tonight. I’m shattered and having just run out of any foundation I had left that in any way resembles my skin tone I’ve just plastered my face in a free sample of spray-on-tights so I’m really very iridescent right now 😂😂😂 but I’ve no doubt they’re all just as knackered as me so I’m pulling it together, and me and my sparkly face are off for an orange juice and a natter about pelvic pain and leaky boobs 😘🤰👍 have a great Tuesday parent people! #justanormalmummy  #29weekspregnant  #sparklyface  #facefail 
Sometimes you just need a bath... (which accidentally falls over bedtime and may result in you missing rows about toothpaste/pyjama choice and the standard storytime drama... oh well) 😜🤰 #29weekspregnant #justanormalmummy
Sometimes you just need a bath... (which accidentally falls over bedtime and may result in you missing rows about toothpaste/pyjama choice and the standard storytime drama... oh well) 😜🤰 #29weekspregnant  #justanormalmummy 
Day 1 of half term....
An hour long argument at 6am this morning about who got to play with a plastic piece of crap found under a bed that came off a CBeebies magazine in 2014... and a refusal to eat anything other than melon. Fucking excellent. #standard #halfterm #justanormalmummy
Day 1 of half term.... An hour long argument at 6am this morning about who got to play with a plastic piece of crap found under a bed that came off a CBeebies magazine in 2014... and a refusal to eat anything other than melon. Fucking excellent. #standard  #halfterm  #justanormalmummy 
Mummies! Can I ask your honest opinion from anyone who’s used these products - are they worth it?? It’s £75 for the set 😳 so I just want to be sure! Or would you recommend just the spritz for bitz spray as that’s prob the one I’m thinking I’ll need... let me know! Thank you 👍🤰 #askinstagram #justanormalmummy #29weekspregnant
Mummies! Can I ask your honest opinion from anyone who’s used these products - are they worth it?? It’s £75 for the set 😳 so I just want to be sure! Or would you recommend just the spritz for bitz spray as that’s prob the one I’m thinking I’ll need... let me know! Thank you 👍🤰 #askinstagram  #justanormalmummy  #29weekspregnant 
Out out with my man! (As out out as a slightly angry 7-month-pregnant lady can be 🤰😜) but we are eating Asian street food and shortly off to see Venom with an entire handbag full of fruit pastilles 👊👊👊 if I make it to the end still awake it will be a miracle! Lol 
#justanormalmummy #out #mummydaddydate #datenight #tomhardyisworthstayingawakefor
Look! An actual crib! With just over 10 weeks to go I finally decided to start getting prepared ❤️ starting to feel a little bit like we are actually having a baby now 🤰😊 wish these had been around when I had my other two! #justanormalmummy #imhavingababyyouknow #29weekspregnant  @snuzuk
Look! An actual crib! With just over 10 weeks to go I finally decided to start getting prepared ❤️ starting to feel a little bit like we are actually having a baby now 🤰😊 wish these had been around when I had my other two! #justanormalmummy  #imhavingababyyouknow  #29weekspregnant  @snuzuk
The #InternalMummyMonologue... 4pm: It’s Friday - I’m having wine.
4.37pm: How can it be time to feed them again?? I’m sure I only did it a few hours ago ffs... right, I’m gonna need more wine for this.
5.15pm: PLEASE JUST EAT ONE SLICE OF CUCUMBER ELSE MUMMY WILL CRY. DO YOU WANT TO SEE THAT DO YOU!!?? DO YOOOOUUU!
5.17pm: *opens more wine*
5.18pm: ok fuck it just have a yoghurt then. 
6.10pm: *puts Adele on*
6.13pm: *cries*
6.15pm: I’m still fun right? I should go out. Not just out - bloody out-out. I’m texting people. Lots of people. Everyone will want to go out!
6.20pm: Ok... all my friends have children and are already in their pyjamas drinking wine... shit.
7pm: That’s it! I’m going out on my own! I can do this. Daddy can stay in with the kids... I’m going to party like it’s the early 2,000s and Hooch, East17 and halter neck tops are still cool. I can do this! Spanx and gin will see me through! I CAN DO THIS!!
7.30pm: Although... I am quite tired... plus I’m not sure I have any nice clothes... and those shoes do look quite painful. And by the time I’ve showered and done my hair and make-up it’ll be pretty late really now I think about it... this face is gonna take serious work and I’m just not sure I can deal with that level of commitment right now tbf.
8pm: Fuck it. I’m off to get into my new PJs, eat some cold pizza and watch celebs go dating on catch up. I’ll go out tomorrow or something.
8.04pm: (I probably won’t.)
8.05pm: passes out in pizza. 
#justanormalmummy
#friday
#bosh
The #InternalMummyMonologue ... 4pm: It’s Friday - I’m having wine. 4.37pm: How can it be time to feed them again?? I’m sure I only did it a few hours ago ffs... right, I’m gonna need more wine for this. 5.15pm: PLEASE JUST EAT ONE SLICE OF CUCUMBER ELSE MUMMY WILL CRY. DO YOU WANT TO SEE THAT DO YOU!!?? DO YOOOOUUU! 5.17pm: *opens more wine* 5.18pm: ok fuck it just have a yoghurt then. 6.10pm: *puts Adele on* 6.13pm: *cries* 6.15pm: I’m still fun right? I should go out. Not just out - bloody out-out. I’m texting people. Lots of people. Everyone will want to go out! 6.20pm: Ok... all my friends have children and are already in their pyjamas drinking wine... shit. 7pm: That’s it! I’m going out on my own! I can do this. Daddy can stay in with the kids... I’m going to party like it’s the early 2,000s and Hooch, East17 and halter neck tops are still cool. I can do this! Spanx and gin will see me through! I CAN DO THIS!! 7.30pm: Although... I am quite tired... plus I’m not sure I have any nice clothes... and those shoes do look quite painful. And by the time I’ve showered and done my hair and make-up it’ll be pretty late really now I think about it... this face is gonna take serious work and I’m just not sure I can deal with that level of commitment right now tbf. 8pm: Fuck it. I’m off to get into my new PJs, eat some cold pizza and watch celebs go dating on catch up. I’ll go out tomorrow or something. 8.04pm: (I probably won’t.) 8.05pm: passes out in pizza. #justanormalmummy  #friday  #bosh 
Conker picking with Grandma 👵🏼 #girlsday #goodluckgrandma #strongwilledchildren #sisters #cousins #family #givingtheirmumsabreak #familygoals #familylife #justanormalmummy 
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Fave lunch ever... some pasta & a spoonful of pesto & you’ve got yourself the yummiest lunch 🥗😍 #lunchtime #lunchideas #greeksalad #homeinspiration #justanormalmummy #agirlsgottoeat
This is me “Babies and Burpees” thought I would say hello 👋🏻, I’d love to hear where you are all from.... this is also my @ktburns08 and without her this morning I would have failed majorly at parenting. I had put the kid in non-school uniform when it was a normal day & the other kid in uniform when it was blatantly non-uniform day 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻.... one stop off at Kates house on route and kids are in appropriate clothing for the day (please no one tell my son he is head to foot in girls clothes🤦‍♀️) #justanormalmummy #wellnearly #dontthinkanyoneelsehasdonethis #🤦‍♀️
This is me “Babies and Burpees” thought I would say hello 👋🏻, I’d love to hear where you are all from.... this is also my @ktburns08 and without her this morning I would have failed majorly at parenting. I had put the kid in non-school uniform when it was a normal day & the other kid in uniform when it was blatantly non-uniform day 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻.... one stop off at Kates house on route and kids are in appropriate clothing for the day (please no one tell my son he is head to foot in girls clothes🤦‍♀️) #justanormalmummy  #wellnearly  #dontthinkanyoneelsehasdonethis  #🤦‍♀️
#29weekspregnant! Apparently harbouring a butternut squash now - not too sure how I feel about that... 🍆 (they only had an aubergine emoji) But pretty happy to be 11 weeks away from D-day. Off to the docs shortly to get a prescription for iron tablets as I’m slightly anaemic according to my latest bloods but weirdly I’m probably feeling the least tired I have my entire pregnancy!? Will be glad for a lie-in tomorrow as the husband will have returned and up for a chilled weekend now that it’s actually starting to feel a bit like autumn ;) might even start my Christmas shopping! From my sofa in my pants on the amazon app. Obvs. Have a good Friday people 👍❤️🤰 #justanormalmummy #actuallymademybed #wheresmymedal
#29weekspregnant ! Apparently harbouring a butternut squash now - not too sure how I feel about that... 🍆 (they only had an aubergine emoji) But pretty happy to be 11 weeks away from D-day. Off to the docs shortly to get a prescription for iron tablets as I’m slightly anaemic according to my latest bloods but weirdly I’m probably feeling the least tired I have my entire pregnancy!? Will be glad for a lie-in tomorrow as the husband will have returned and up for a chilled weekend now that it’s actually starting to feel a bit like autumn ;) might even start my Christmas shopping! From my sofa in my pants on the amazon app. Obvs. Have a good Friday people 👍❤️🤰 #justanormalmummy  #actuallymademybed  #wheresmymedal 
When the husband’s away... I go to bed at 8.37pm because I’m a fucking rebel. 👍🤰👊 #justanormalmummy
When the husband’s away... I go to bed at 8.37pm because I’m a fucking rebel. 👍🤰👊 #justanormalmummy 
And just like that... my 4-week break from writing is over as I am cracking back on with the next set of edits for my next book! Eek! 📚👍❤️❤️ It was pretty blissful but I’ve actually been itching to get going again and have missed working on it. Think some of it is down to that weird preggo-anxiety you get where you constantly feel like you’re missing out! (Not just me right?!) In my first pregnancy I used to scroll through Facebook and see all my mates on nights out and cry (sounds so silly saying that our loud now!) but with this pregnancy it’s more work focussed... I follow a lot of very successful bloggers and writers and it’s hard not to feel like I’m always a few steps behind. I think I feel the pressure with this book even more so than the last to really make a success of it (not that I actually know how to do that outside of continually screaming at people to buy it on my socials 😂😂) and at #29weekspregnant I feel like I’ve only got a few short weeks before I’m going to want time to rest (and pop a baby out and stuff. Ya know) so my head is an emotional place right now!!
Just gonna do my best and try to remember that all those folks I look up to were where I am once, and that even though it doesn’t feel like it - I’m probably that person to someone else too. 😘
The next photo is me eating a banana in bed just to prove I am capable of eating something other than chocolate and frazzles 😂👍🤰 #justanormalmummy #themummylessons #29weekspregnant #book2 #backtoit #thesequel #fiction #womensfiction #outin2019 #preggolife #authorlife
And just like that... my 4-week break from writing is over as I am cracking back on with the next set of edits for my next book! Eek! 📚👍❤️❤️ It was pretty blissful but I’ve actually been itching to get going again and have missed working on it. Think some of it is down to that weird preggo-anxiety you get where you constantly feel like you’re missing out! (Not just me right?!) In my first pregnancy I used to scroll through Facebook and see all my mates on nights out and cry (sounds so silly saying that our loud now!) but with this pregnancy it’s more work focussed... I follow a lot of very successful bloggers and writers and it’s hard not to feel like I’m always a few steps behind. I think I feel the pressure with this book even more so than the last to really make a success of it (not that I actually know how to do that outside of continually screaming at people to buy it on my socials 😂😂) and at #29weekspregnant  I feel like I’ve only got a few short weeks before I’m going to want time to rest (and pop a baby out and stuff. Ya know) so my head is an emotional place right now!! Just gonna do my best and try to remember that all those folks I look up to were where I am once, and that even though it doesn’t feel like it - I’m probably that person to someone else too. 😘 The next photo is me eating a banana in bed just to prove I am capable of eating something other than chocolate and frazzles 😂👍🤰 #justanormalmummy  #themummylessons  #29weekspregnant  #book2  #backtoit  #thesequel  #fiction  #womensfiction  #outin2019  #preggolife  #authorlife 
Finally framed my favourite pic of my big girl ❤️❤️❤️ #buildingfairyhouses #theresnopicturesofherbrother #ifwegotburgledtheydthinkshewasanonlychild #justanormalmummy
die Nacht durchwacht als Mama und gewartet und gewartet und versucht, trotzdem einzuschlafen, weil das ja alles normal ist und ich mir keine Sorgen machen soll, aber mein Körper wollte dem Geist einfach nicht gehorchen und so war ich wach, bis ich den Schlüssel im Schloss hörte um 3:30 Uhr. 
außerdem kommen ab 1 Uhr morgens die bösen Nachtgeister und Dämonen, die an meinem müden, wehrlosen Herz knabbern und die Seele mit Feuer foltern...aber das wollt ich hier nur am Rande erwähnen. ich hab sie bekämpft mit Gleichgültigkeit, das nächste Mal  schlage ich zurück.

#justanormalmummy #justnormaldemons #nachteinsamkeit #somüde
die Nacht durchwacht als Mama und gewartet und gewartet und versucht, trotzdem einzuschlafen, weil das ja alles normal ist und ich mir keine Sorgen machen soll, aber mein Körper wollte dem Geist einfach nicht gehorchen und so war ich wach, bis ich den Schlüssel im Schloss hörte um 3:30 Uhr. außerdem kommen ab 1 Uhr morgens die bösen Nachtgeister und Dämonen, die an meinem müden, wehrlosen Herz knabbern und die Seele mit Feuer foltern...aber das wollt ich hier nur am Rande erwähnen. ich hab sie bekämpft mit Gleichgültigkeit, das nächste Mal schlage ich zurück. #justanormalmummy  #justnormaldemons  #nachteinsamkeit  #somüde 
Hanging my new dining room pictures is making me feel much better about life right now 😍😍😍 #newhouse #diningroom #neverhavetoomanypictures #thisisjustthebeginning #justanormalmummy
What a bloody rubbish Sunday. 
I fell asleep in my glasses and the arm snapped off. Had a terrible nights sleep thanks to the torrential rain, and have spent the entire morning attempting to limit the disaster that is a flooded basement in my new house 😩😩😩 would anyone mind if I went back to bed and pretended none of it actually happened...?! On the upside - granny has offered to cook us Sunday lunch so I’ll take that! She mentioned something about roast potatoes and homemade apple crumble so that will make all right with the world 👍 hope your Sunday’s started off better than mine! (Feel free to all rush over to amazon and buy loads of copies of my book to cheer me up and stuff...😜) #justanormalmummy #fml #applecrumbleforthewin #soggybasementisnottheone
What a bloody rubbish Sunday. I fell asleep in my glasses and the arm snapped off. Had a terrible nights sleep thanks to the torrential rain, and have spent the entire morning attempting to limit the disaster that is a flooded basement in my new house 😩😩😩 would anyone mind if I went back to bed and pretended none of it actually happened...?! On the upside - granny has offered to cook us Sunday lunch so I’ll take that! She mentioned something about roast potatoes and homemade apple crumble so that will make all right with the world 👍 hope your Sunday’s started off better than mine! (Feel free to all rush over to amazon and buy loads of copies of my book to cheer me up and stuff...😜) #justanormalmummy  #fml  #applecrumbleforthewin  #soggybasementisnottheone 
I CLEARED THIS BLOODY BOWL TWO TITTING WEEKS AGO. HOW IS IT LIKE THIS ALREADY?! 🙈😩😱 #bowlofshit #atleastthestairsareclear #justanormalmummy
What an incredibly exciting delivery! I officially now have one thing I will be able to put my baby in that isn’t just my own hands/lap... 😜👍 #reallyneedtobuymorestuff #28weekspregnant #justanormalmummy #12weekstogo #isitweirdifIpracticeusingthiswithmycat...?
And BOOM! Just like that - I have arrived at the #thirdtrimester 🎉 and have already celebrated with chocolate biscuits 👍👊 Certainly feeling all of the very much pregnant-ness and looking forward to colder weather so I can stop waddling around in acrylic jumpers like a sweaty mess! 🤦‍♀️😂 I am a bit scared about getting much bigger but there’s not much I can do about that now is there! Except rub lots of stretch mark oil in and stop eating quite so many biscuits... (might just do the oil bit) 
So here I am #28weekspregnant and looking all of them (and prob a few more!) but happy to be on the home straight 😘 and here’s an extract from my first book ‘Baby Boom!’ on some of my current feelings 😂😂 (you can buy it on amazon and everything you know... just saying... *whistles and waddles off again*) #justanormalmummy #28weekspregnant #babyboom #letsdothis #ishouldreallymakemybed #butiwont
And BOOM! Just like that - I have arrived at the #thirdtrimester  🎉 and have already celebrated with chocolate biscuits 👍👊 Certainly feeling all of the very much pregnant-ness and looking forward to colder weather so I can stop waddling around in acrylic jumpers like a sweaty mess! 🤦‍♀️😂 I am a bit scared about getting much bigger but there’s not much I can do about that now is there! Except rub lots of stretch mark oil in and stop eating quite so many biscuits... (might just do the oil bit) So here I am #28weekspregnant  and looking all of them (and prob a few more!) but happy to be on the home straight 😘 and here’s an extract from my first book ‘Baby Boom!’ on some of my current feelings 😂😂 (you can buy it on amazon and everything you know... just saying... *whistles and waddles off again*) #justanormalmummy  #28weekspregnant  #babyboom  #letsdothis  #ishouldreallymakemybed  #butiwont 
Be kind to yourself ❤️❤️❤️ #justanormalmummy #worldmentalhealthday #mentalhealth #bekind
All excellent wednesdays start with a toddler black eye right... 🤦‍♀️😩 #heheadbuttedaplayhouse #justanormalmummy #doh
Feeling TIRED today after a terrible night’s sleep (not helped by a 4am wake-up call from this one 😩) but it’s nothing a bacon roll from Costa can’t solve 😘 plus I start preggo-yoga tonight so I’m getting out of bedtime! #touchme 😜😂🤰 #27weekspregnant #justanormalmummy
Feeling TIRED today after a terrible night’s sleep (not helped by a 4am wake-up call from this one 😩) but it’s nothing a bacon roll from Costa can’t solve 😘 plus I start preggo-yoga tonight so I’m getting out of bedtime! #touchme  😜😂🤰 #27weekspregnant  #justanormalmummy 
One for the daddies! And a happy birthday to ours 😘😘 #justanormalmummy #daddiesrock
Lovely couple of days away but it was oh so nice to come home to cuddles and chips last night ❤️ bed invaders from 6am but didn’t mind this morning... although the argument about who was sitting next to me (whilst they were both sitting next to me) did prompt me to have a quick look on secret escapes... 😂 #happytobehome #justAnormalmummy #bedinvaders
Lovely couple of days away but it was oh so nice to come home to cuddles and chips last night ❤️ bed invaders from 6am but didn’t mind this morning... although the argument about who was sitting next to me (whilst they were both sitting next to me) did prompt me to have a quick look on secret escapes... 😂 #happytobehome  #justAnormalmummy  #bedinvaders 
Looking and feeling fresh after an afternoon of relaxing and pampering 💜💜💜 signing off for a couple of days to detox digitally and literally, and spend some time with my lovely man-lump of a husband for his birthday 😘😘 so nice to feel like us for a couple of days, and not just mummy and daddy - I actually think it is good for the soul! Feeling very lucky we have awesome grandparents who give us the opportunity to miss our small folk. Can’t wait to see their little faces when we return, but for now I’m indulging in MEEEEEEEEEE (oh and him a bit and stuff, whatever 😜) see you on the other side parent-folk! Happy Friday 😘😘 #justanormalmummy #nightoff #27weekspregnant #andrelax
Looking and feeling fresh after an afternoon of relaxing and pampering 💜💜💜 signing off for a couple of days to detox digitally and literally, and spend some time with my lovely man-lump of a husband for his birthday 😘😘 so nice to feel like us for a couple of days, and not just mummy and daddy - I actually think it is good for the soul! Feeling very lucky we have awesome grandparents who give us the opportunity to miss our small folk. Can’t wait to see their little faces when we return, but for now I’m indulging in MEEEEEEEEEE (oh and him a bit and stuff, whatever 😜) see you on the other side parent-folk! Happy Friday 😘😘 #justanormalmummy  #nightoff  #27weekspregnant  #andrelax