Big thanks to all the rude dudes who came to @conniesricrac on Friday. Up next we got JortsFest out in the burbs this Saturday, and then we got some scheming to do
Any “Making a Murderer” fans out there? I just started watching season 2 and I don’t know how I never noticed that Brendan Dassey was wearing zip-off jeans..
Poor, young and simple Brendan was stuck in that interrogation room, probably sweating bullets, struggling to form sentences which was already difficult from the beginning. If only he had the wherewithal to take a deep breath and unzip those puppies into jorts and cool off, then maybe he would’ve gained the concentration to deliver a less incriminating deposition.
If Brendan would’ve known better to transform his jeans to jorts, he never would’ve missed a Wrestlemania. Don’t end up like Brendan...wear your jorts. .
🚨Craft Bingo is back again tonight at 6!🚨 Get the crew together, it's time to eat, drink, and win! We're still pouring DDH $Texas, which is now our second highest rated beer! 🍻 What's Cook N Chef food truck is serving up tantalizing tacos, bowls, salads, snacks and more! Newly reelected mayor of Jort Worth Ice Cole is bringing the sass and giving away epic prizes like free draft pours, merch, and 4-packs of beer!
last picture couldn’t fit bc micycle is long anyways why is calum wearing the same outfit in the 5th and 6th photo but like has a whole different outfit? is it desperate days? did luke change and it was one day? why is it so hard to find luke wearing jorts but not micycle?
Hello Fitness Fam,
This is a post we wanted to avoid for a while now but the time has come and you guys deserve to know this. We have to temporarily suspend our jym of jorts account. One of our main fitness models, John, has joined the army and taken his jorts with him. He has told me that he has been teaching his army brothers all about the way of the jorts. As for me I’m currently in hiding working for the U.S. government. If you see anyone disguised like the men in the picture above don’t say hello because it’s actually us. Thank you for all of your support throughout the years. We will never forget you guys. And remember... keep your muscles tight and your jorts tighter. We will be back!
One thing I forgot to mention was that the Stranger Things gig I did was an over night thing, which mean we started when the sun went down and ended when the sun came up. The low that night was 37°F and many people like me had to wear short sleeves and jorts cause the scene was set in the summer so it's supposed to be hot. That's right ladys. Before you scantilized yourselves with booty shorts we men rocked the short shorts. Other than the cold it was a fun experience. Hope to do more.
Can always count on this guy for a good laugh, a great time, and a kick ass partner.
Thanks for being a goon and helping me enjoy a great day with friends-oh and I guess some fitness! Still in awe from all the support and love we are blessed to have from our fitfamily 🖤
As usual @jlaw630 and @ericaryanlaw at @cfthepitt put on an amazing, smoothly run event! Thank you all so much for what you have created. Awesome day, the most fun I’ve had physically suffering competitively in a while. 🤣
Picked up my new project for the week this afternoon. I'll strip, re-black, polish, and move this into the family room while I wait for the timbers for my dining room table to finish reaching workable humidity this week.