😂😂😂 6 months in the dating pool vibes. Sometimes I'm like "Do I even want a relationship or am I just cold?" 😅 Maybe I just hire someone to shovel snow and scrape the ice off my car. (And before y'all say it... Yes, I know which category of the Venn Diagram I fit into! 😝) #IssaJoke
G’MORNING IG & FB FAM’!!!!! I THINK A FEW PEOPLE NEED TO TAKE SOME OF THESE AFTER MY POSTS YESTERDAY REGARDING THE FALCONS, BULLDOGS, HAWKS, & BRAVES.(LMMAO) CUZ A LOT OF Y’ALL ARE “EASILY OFFENDED” BY THINGS YOU LITERALLY HAVE NO CONTROL OVER.(LMMAO) BREAK!!!!! #MondayMorningHumor#JustRelax#IssaJoke#Growacet#Grow#A#Set
During my pregnancy I did EVERYTHING to avoid getting stretch marks. I practically bathed in cocoa butter. I also bought affordable and expensive stretch mark creams. .
But did the stretch marks care? Nooo! That MFer popped up during my last month of pregnancy like "oh you really thought you was gon go through this without me?"
Please nobody should twist there mouth to tell me "You've earned your tiger stripes"
AM I AN ANIMAL?! May the god of Instagram delete your account after you've tried hard to gain all your followers. Happy Sunday🤣😫 _______________