Happy 2nd birthday to this little angel who has brought so much happiness in my life and our family . I love more then you’ll ever know ❤️ I can’t wait to watch you grow into a beautiful girl #auntiesgirl#imthedad
10 years ago, if somebody would've told me that I'd be standing here with you on this day I would have never believed it. @matthew_rodriguez1126 you have been a great blessing in my life. God didn't put me in your life. He put you in MINE because he knew I needed to one day be an example to somebody. I'm so proud of the young man that you have become. If it wasn't for you I would have never known what is it like to be a father. Thank you for allowing me the chance. I will always be here for you and will always have your back. I Love You. Congratulations!
dad • He deliberately told me not to do this but the great part about growing up is that I don’t have to do what he says anymore just because “he’s the dad.” Here’s a little clip of my incredible father’s impromptu speech (“it’ll just be two minutes!”) at his retirement party a few weeks back. My big takeaway from the night was this strange twang of something like jealousy - to know that he’s been this leadership figure in so many children’s and fellow educator’s lives. That he’s not just my hero - but a hero to hundreds and hundreds of other people too. My dad is a living legacy, and I can’t wait to see what the next chapter holds for him and the countless other lives he will touch. • #fathersday#dad#conn#connmccartan#theOG#imthedad#medicinerolls#stopleavingmealone#dude#eaglepride#bestdad#myhero#makeitagreatday#ornot#thechoiceisyours#loveyoudad
Who is this little Apricot you may ask? That’s no other than my future baby best friend. I am so excited to meet this little guy/gal that’s growing inside of @junethewitch 💕 I can’t wait for the endless days and nights of Star Wars and Pokémon. They’re about to be the coolest BBY on the block. I love them so so so much. #MyBaby#JordanWho#ImTheDad
Another one of my books was published called “The System of Nature” which introduced Linnaen taxonomy. One of my greatest accomplishments the Binomial Nomenclature was used consistently throughout this book. #published#goat#imthedad
Kylie & I are having a child guys!!! Another new headline that is yet to be revealed #sorrynotsorry#imthedad 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️ @kyliejenner but all jokes aside, KYLIE I LOVE YOU, I KNEW IT ALL ALONG.. I just can’t believe that you’re a mother! Oml 😩😩😩✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼 I’m QUAKINGHHHH in my own toes 😂 but congratulations, I love you! And happy motherhood babes 💍💗 Love ya!! #kyliewaspregnant#kyliesbaby#girl#febfirst
Not the cutest photo of this turtle, but wishing you the happiest birthday ever! it's been such a pleasure being such good friends for all this time you are easily one of my bestest friends who I can ALWAYS count on and I mean always ♥️ cannot wait to meet your beautiful little princess 👸🏼 happy birthday Hun 🎉 #imthedad#readytopop#mumtobe#beenwaitingaolong#birthdaydinner
This morning i got an email from a woman in Nigeria saying that i fathered this child and that he was the Heir to a substantial fortune. If i wanted to benefit from "my sons" financial windfall i had to send $10,000.00 as a fee for the parental rights paperwork. The resemblance is uncanny so im going to wire the money today and hopefully be reunited with Hiramsen.. I must have been drunk, but im going to man up and take responsibility. . #imthedad#spittingimage#daddyduties