Inspector Pissani who has been operating under the alias of Izaac ‘Lightening Fist’ Beach. He is wanted for questioning after he was seen pummeling his fellow full-time colleague and part-time friend Francesco Bertozzo.
The grievous bodily harm was sustained after a slight workplace miscommunication between the otherwise buddying cops.
Medium build, caucasian and disproportionately sized trapezius‘ are Mr. Beach’s most distinguished physical features. He was last seen infiltrating the Shakespeare By The Lake acting troupe or as witnesses have stated: “lurking in the shadows of Canberra’s parks screaming 17th-century poetry.” “I feared for my life”, one traumatized witness stated.
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