I swear to god if I had brains I'd be so dangerous!! I'm such a dick!!!! I've four eyes aswell!!! My daughter has been nagging me for a few days to book cinema for her and her cousin to see incredibles 2. I can get 2for1 on meerkat movies, use a code ONLY ONCE!! on a Tuesday or a Wednesday! So I book it for tomorrow (Wednesday) use my code & pay and all that crap, only do I check my confirmation email later that and realise I booked it for 2.00pm today!!! When I realized my mistake it was 1.30pm ish!! I'd never have made it!!! Plus I had to have drive to have got kiddies and what not!!! Sort out the boys. Not enough time!!! 😱#ifionlyhadabrain
my kids should trade me in for a new model!!! #mistakes#moneywasted I'm baking a cake to make up for it! 😋 #imstupid 😁
Walking around in this dream like haze. 34weeks pregnant, orchestrating small humans, cleaning, preparing for homeschooling, trying to crochet.. Someone asked me yesterday what I was crocheting. I looked down "I don't really know..." My dress was on backwards, I hadnt taken my hair out of a bun in days, and my yarn was across the playground from chasing kids and forgetting to collect it all back in my bag. 😂 #momlife At least my kids were dressed! #poconido#dunssweden#34weekspregnant#ineedanewbrain#ifionlyhadabrain
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Man, this morning I was all out of sorts! For some reason I did my whole morning routine out of order 🤦🏻♀️ Quite frankly I’m not even sure if my brain woke up with me today.
But, even with my morning a mess I still got up and put in the work. Hopefully this just means I got all the weird stuff out of the way already, and the rest of the day will run smooth 😉🤞🏻
One weird quirk I have is trying to find things that remind me of my childhood, things that make me connect with the child inside of me. Thats why on my recent trip to Columbus Ohio I bought this mini music box that plays one of my favorite songs EVER from my childhood: "If I Only had a Brain" from the Wizard of Oz! Its so pretty to listen to, I'll record it sometime for you all 😊 #witch 🔮 #wiccan#dollsofinstagram#dollstagram#happy#wizardofoz#ifionlyhadabrain#omg#goodvibes