Best place for a bachelor party? Amsterdam ❌❌❌ The traits I find attractive in Squidward were the ones I looked for in other partners, whether or not I realized it. Background in art or music, educated, well-spoken, an appreciation of dark humor and dad jokes, in touch with his sensitive side. Having a great smile, aquiline nose, and non-muscular physique didn't hurt either. But even when I found those qualities in someone, it just made me wish I was with Squidward.