Young, dumb, 21 and in a room that was perpetually a fucking mess 😅 #tbt#2012 //I was a lil goth twink at some point in my life... glad that’s behind me (but hi, I’ll take that smaller waist back pls) #throwbackthursday#hairlesswonder
Luna LOVES human food. We don’t ever give it too her, nor have we EVER given it to her. Never the less, Luna has had some successful kitchen pillaging and plundering. Her terrorizing has resulted in extreme kitchen cleanliness rules and alas, many wasted food items that a pregnant lady really wanted to eat😂😂. This morning was by far the funniest story yet! Dylan made me some BACON for breakfast😋. He finished before I was ready to eat. Suffice it to say, even though we’ve turned to leaving no food out EVER, sometimes even a 5 minute space of time is too much for Luna to handle and she quite literally stole my bacon! It’s a good thing that the mere thought of Dylan chasing Luna down whilst she held a giant piece of bacon as big as her tiny, furless, naked body in her mouth was extremely funny to me, or I probably could have never forgiven Luna for my now baconless morning😂😂😂 So, even though this picture is adorable and Luna is the best, she is also the WORST and don’t let her steal your bacon. 🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓 Amen🙏
Sitting pale a purty at about 205 consistently really focusing on being consistent with a higher calorie diet and trying to maintain some abs while also gaining size and strength. I don't want to be messy with the diet but also I love to eat all the time so I am trying to enjoy the fact that I can't eat 4000+ calories a day for now
#bodybuilding#fitness#bulk#lean#pale # sweaty #thiccbaby#hairlesswonder#sinsta#ooohdaddy
Make sure we get one good photo and we forgot ............ Luckily Chelsea takes great photos! My time in Whistler was a good one as usual! Thanks for the hospitality Willy and Anna!!!! We see each other maybe once a year and it's always a slice!!! #hairlesswonder#polishprincess
Happy Canada Day to all you beautiful people! I hope you enjoy your Canada Day as you celebrate Canada's 150th 🇨🇦 May you all celebrate with your hands waving in the air! You know, waving like you just don't care! 🙆🏻 May all the #haizappingqueen alumni's 👩🎓 show off those #hairless underarms as you dance and cheer in that downtown hustle and bustle!
If you can't throw your hands in the air with confidence then I guess you should've called the #hairzappingqueen 🤔
Oh well maybe this will be a lesson learned for you and you'll contact the #hairzappingqueen this year 🙄 I'm just going to leave this right here incase you decide to contact the ⚡️ 👸🏻 Send her a text to 613-799-5498 and one day eventually you can go on your merry way into your #hairless world 🌎