Reliving my glory days as an expert pool cannonballer 😋 with @steph.anie27, @jasminebeaudin & friends who should get Instagram so I can tag them more often 😉
“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hate peaches.”
Eurgh. My job is THE WORST!
Let me tell you all one of my most embarrassing stories.... I was at a kid's birthday party a few years ago, and it was at a kids gym! Fun, right? I can go along with my kids & do everything with them. Well, not so fun.... I'm a Leo, which comes with hearty doses of bravery, cockiness, flashiness, and...pride. There was a trampoline and a foam pool about 6 or more feet deep. Need I say more? I ran, I jumped, I sank, I TRIED to get out.... One of my best guy friends (an actual strong & tall Leo) tried pulling me out. I couldn't provide enough help, so another dad-friend had to pull as my buddy had to jump in and push my fat ass up. It was humiliating. I felt like a beached whale when they got me out. Other moms said, "See...that's why I wouldn't dare do it." My husband was chasing our then-toddler around and noticed too late to help.... But even he knew he was too heavy to do it himself. I'm tired of needing help. I don't want to be saved. I want to impress!
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