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“You think I’m cute cause I smile, actually I just farted real bad” #fartface #farting #frenchie #frenchbulldog #pigrabbit #worldofbullies #puppy #puppypics #snow #bulldog #summer #fartmachine #cutedogs #smilebitch #smile
Had to do one for my boy @rex.media ! Check out this dude page! He a pimp if yall ladies looking for someone brown with 💰💰💰😭🤘🏻
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Had to do one for my boy @rex.media ! Check out this dude page! He a pimp if yall ladies looking for someone brown with 💰💰💰😭🤘🏻 • • • • • • • • #honda  #fartmachine  #ricer  #god  #racecar  #race  #projectcar  #dreamcar  #cars  #photography  #photographer  #family  #bigmoves  #VegasStrong  #Drift  #Stance  #LasVegas  #702  #infinity  #vq  #vqnation  #nissan  #hondaday  #str  #carbonfiber  #wrap  #light  #lightpainting  #lightpaintingphotography 
Squishiface 🐶🐷🐰
Squishiface 🐶🐷🐰
Sometimes, I like to pretend I’m asleep, and make extra stinky toots while the lady watches tv. #sleepingbeauty #fartypants #toottoot #stinky #smelly #fartmachine #bulldoglife #80approved #adoptdontshop
I'm not a fan of babyshowers due to the unlikely possibility that showering may be involved. 🙈🐗🚿 #notafan #frenchiesofinstagram #frenchie #fartmachine
a laugh that sounds like home 🇸🇬 | "wouldn't it be funny if i went to grace's funeral and bring a bottle 'this is why you should drink more water this is why i outlived you'" | from singapore to xiamen to colorado, from breaking hearts to heartbreaks, from shopping to outdoors, i Love you so very much that i hope you have a horrible sunday without me 🙃 #curlyfries #baecation #chauffeur #tourguide #fartmachine
a laugh that sounds like home 🇸🇬 | "wouldn't it be funny if i went to grace's funeral and bring a bottle 'this is why you should drink more water this is why i outlived you'" | from singapore to xiamen to colorado, from breaking hearts to heartbreaks, from shopping to outdoors, i Love you so very much that i hope you have a horrible sunday without me 🙃 #curlyfries  #baecation  #chauffeur  #tourguide  #fartmachine 
I dont know what to think about this. 🌊🌊
I dont know what to think about this. 🌊🌊
On Saturday mornings, mom and dad let me get on their bed... I’m taking full advantage and sleeping all day today! Farts and snores and all 💨😅💤
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#Saturday #azbullies #sleeping #napqueen #reallove #doglover #fartmachine #snorefest #bulldogsofinstagram #englishbulldog
We told him no electronics. This is how he kept himself entertained. #whoopiecushions #subtlehumor #mynineyearold #theluckiest #thisismylifenow #hesprettywonderful #fartmachine #proudstepmama
Hold still, human! I can’t sleep if you’re moving. You are the best pillow. 🛌
#humanbodyisagoodpillow #goodsleep #goodtime
Sometimes you just want to be a princess
Sometimes you just want to be a princess
Almost got shook at the end. #trumpet #fartmachine #worldstar
Newest addition to the family.  He is an underweight rescue with great temperament and attitude.  Hoping he loves his forever home and already a sweet loving boy.  Can't stand people that dump animals.  Looking forward to getting him healthy.

#boxer #boxersoninstagram #boxerlover #boxers #wigglybutt #wigglybuttclub #snorefest #chops #fartmachine #tailwaggers #halfhuman #bigsighs #ar15 #22lr #ak47 #dogsofinstagram #squishy #squishyface #chops
It doesn’t work for everybody and didn’t work for my last pup, but the @thundershirtcompany turns a whining alligator into a comatose fart machine in less time then it takes to put it on him🐕💨 #thundershirt #recovering #rhodesian #ridgeback #fartmachine #puppy #rhodesianridgebacksofinstagram #rhodesianridgebackinstagram #rhodesianridgeback #dogsofsquamish #dogmom #projectrr #rr #twoposttuesday
My owners think that I am getting ready to fart. Well guess what?... I am😂
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#fartmachine #dogsofinstagram #toocute #bff #animalonearth #lucythesnorkie #summerday #tocute #chillen #dogsofinstagram #doggo #fart #funny #snorkiesofinstagram #snorkie
Captain Jax Pero on deck battling the current on SVL today! #englishbulldog #bulldogsofinstagram #igdaily #lakedog #svl #fartmachine #jaxthebulldog
Humans took me out for a long walk, and they are cruel not sharing me their food 🙄
#humanfoodisflavored #iwanttotrythat #feedmeimhungry #pleasekindlygivemeattention
🍅🌶🍞🍳 I got free range family farm eggs 🥚from my neighbours in tweed and for the first time in 3 years I ate eggs and it was a nice treat and the chickens were happy 🐓. .
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#eggs #freerange #freerangeeggs #ethicaleating #happychickens #veganbreak #egg #plantbased #vegandiet #veganism #vegansofinstagram #govegan #veganlife #crueltyfree #ethicaleating #veganfastfood #veganfood #veganfoodshare #veganeats #whatveganseat #whatveganslooklike #beansbeansthemagicalfruit #beansbeans #fartmachine #veganbowl #burritobowl #burritoheaven #buddhabowls #buddhabowl #feedfeed #feedfeedvegan
🍅🌶🍞🍳 I got free range family farm eggs 🥚from my neighbours in tweed and for the first time in 3 years I ate eggs and it was a nice treat and the chickens were happy 🐓. . . . . . #eggs  #freerange  #freerangeeggs  #ethicaleating  #happychickens  #veganbreak  #egg  #plantbased  #vegandiet  #veganism  #vegansofinstagram  #govegan  #veganlife  #crueltyfree  #ethicaleating  #veganfastfood  #veganfood  #veganfoodshare  #veganeats  #whatveganseat  #whatveganslooklike  #beansbeansthemagicalfruit  #beansbeans  #fartmachine  #veganbowl  #burritobowl  #burritoheaven  #buddhabowls  #buddhabowl  #feedfeed  #feedfeedvegan 
My favorite activities include: - sleeping
- eating
- cuddling
- chasing my toys around the house - meeting new people 👋🏼❤️🐷 #prettygirl #partnerincrime #frenchbulldog #frenchie #frenchbulldoglove #frenchbulldoglife #frenchiesofinstagram #frenchbulldogsofinstgram #frenchiesofig #frenchiesociety #frenchielove #frenchiesgram #fartmachine
If you want to walk, i want to....
If you want to walk, i want to....
Beans Beans Good for your heart, the more you eat the more you . . . This was a bad idea.
#beans #juice #face #messy #smiles #happy #sunday #fartmachine
Just picked Penelope up from the dog spa! She smells sooooo good 🐶♥️ my perfect girl! Love seeing her happy! I can’t believe it’s been 5 years since I got her. I still remember when I first met her at my friend’s house. She’s the cutest wittle energetic pup! I would say it was love at first sight! 😍😩 How do I know we were meant to be? A year later, something came up and she ended up being in my life. 🌞 honestly, my fat slobber ball of sunshine! If you’re a dog parent, ya get me 😉😍 #mybff #mygirl #penelope #pitbullsofinstagram #girlswithpits #snoremachine #fartmachine 💨😷 @kiloandpenelope
Just picked Penelope up from the dog spa! She smells sooooo good 🐶♥️ my perfect girl! Love seeing her happy! I can’t believe it’s been 5 years since I got her. I still remember when I first met her at my friend’s house. She’s the cutest wittle energetic pup! I would say it was love at first sight! 😍😩 How do I know we were meant to be? A year later, something came up and she ended up being in my life. 🌞 honestly, my fat slobber ball of sunshine! If you’re a dog parent, ya get me 😉😍 #mybff  #mygirl  #penelope  #pitbullsofinstagram  #girlswithpits  #snoremachine  #fartmachine  💨😷 @kiloandpenelope
This little teenager has alot to say 🙈
This little teenager has alot to say 🙈
The last four weeks have been filled with milk, diapers, tears, outfit changes, sleepless nights, coffee and more love than I ever thought possible. 
Baby Ethan loves to wiggle on his play mat, coo with joy at diaper changes, sleep on Mom’s chest and smile at Dad. He’s outgrown clothes, wears size one diapers, fights nap time so he doesn’t miss anything and is growing too fast for our hearts to handle. #4weeksold #timepleaseslowdown #babyboy #momsworld #dadsboy #milksavage #fartmachine #babyboy #babyh #babyethan
The last four weeks have been filled with milk, diapers, tears, outfit changes, sleepless nights, coffee and more love than I ever thought possible. Baby Ethan loves to wiggle on his play mat, coo with joy at diaper changes, sleep on Mom’s chest and smile at Dad. He’s outgrown clothes, wears size one diapers, fights nap time so he doesn’t miss anything and is growing too fast for our hearts to handle. #4weeksold  #timepleaseslowdown  #babyboy  #momsworld  #dadsboy  #milksavage  #fartmachine  #babyboy  #babyh  #babyethan 
I had sweep farts. Mommy pweasants!!!
#sleepingbeauty #corgipuppy #fartmachine
When the wife won't stop farting on a long road trip! #fartmachine #roadtrip #helpme
Always watching 🐶😎
Always watching 🐶😎
Someone coulda warned me there would be fireworks.. I successfully avoided Canada day fireworks.. forgot about this July 4th stuff.. Mom says they’ve stopped, but I don’t trust her OR them! I’m on guard duty now - Mom says I’m tooting at her. I didn’t notice. 🤭🐼💨
#fartmachine
#fireworks #july4th #independenceday #rvdog #roadtrip
Someone coulda warned me there would be fireworks.. I successfully avoided Canada day fireworks.. forgot about this July 4th stuff.. Mom says they’ve stopped, but I don’t trust her OR them! I’m on guard duty now - Mom says I’m tooting at her. I didn’t notice. 🤭🐼💨 #fartmachine  #fireworks  #july4th  #independenceday  #rvdog  #roadtrip 
Turn off the lights and tuck me in, or your pillow gets it! 💨

#fartmachine #buttkisses #frenchiepost #torontofrenchies #frenchiesofinstagram #frenchiesoftoronto #squishyfacecrew
This fart machine 🤗
This fart machine 🤗
I know you hate me a lot especially when I force you to take pictures with me but that wont stop me from loving you so much. No shit though, I wish you are happy having me as your hooman.. I mean I can’t really tell if you hate me or nah or if you are enjoying this life but Im hoping you are, cause all I wanna do rn is make you happy cause you’re all that matter. Btw, thanks a lot for accidentally getting in my miserable life, you really saved my life, butt. I know it’s another year and it’s still to early to say but please stay with me forever?? I love you, I really do. Happy birthday. #fartmachine 🖤🧡🌚
I know you hate me a lot especially when I force you to take pictures with me but that wont stop me from loving you so much. No shit though, I wish you are happy having me as your hooman.. I mean I can’t really tell if you hate me or nah or if you are enjoying this life but Im hoping you are, cause all I wanna do rn is make you happy cause you’re all that matter. Btw, thanks a lot for accidentally getting in my miserable life, you really saved my life, butt. I know it’s another year and it’s still to early to say but please stay with me forever?? I love you, I really do. Happy birthday. #fartmachine  🖤🧡🌚
Meet the newest addition to the Maclaskey family! Her name is Ein and we rescued her from the Texas SPCA! She is the sweetest dog to her new humans, including Declan. She is having some issues with Tucker, Tucker just wants to love on her and play but she doesn’t trust him and growls at him. Does anyone have any advice on how to work with her on it? #newestaddition #fartmachine #loungedoggie #becomingMaclaskey
Meet the newest addition to the Maclaskey family! Her name is Ein and we rescued her from the Texas SPCA! She is the sweetest dog to her new humans, including Declan. She is having some issues with Tucker, Tucker just wants to love on her and play but she doesn’t trust him and growls at him. Does anyone have any advice on how to work with her on it? #newestaddition  #fartmachine  #loungedoggie  #becomingMaclaskey 
Lonely wildebeest waiting for his buds to join him in the migration. #kenya #africa #wildebeest #fartmachine
Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦 & happy 5 months to my little stink butt fart machine Charlie 💙 #canadaday #canadianborn #bestcountry #fartmachine #canknockoutagrownman #charlie #heppy #heppybaby
Sun's out tongues out 🐶🌞.... chillin in the garden it's all smiles till my humans find my poo 🤣🤣🤣 #stink #smellyfrenchie #fartmachine #freddie #frenchie #frenchlove #frenchieinstagram #bulldogsofinstagram #bulldog #durhamdogs #lovemyhumans
July 1 is International Joke Day🤣🤣🤣. In celebration, take a look at probably the funniest behind-the-scenes Potter prank on record. Do you have any of your own to pull today??
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#internationaljokeday #harrypotterandtheprisonerofazkaban #michaelgambon #danielradcliffe #alanrickman #fartmachine
#fakeblood #fakebarf #fartmachine #antfarm #podcast #shortpeople Thx to @yolakin & @alecledd from @worsteverpodcast for coming to my playroom & exposing my prehistoric roots.
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First night away from home sleeping in the Port-a-cot last night. This is how he woke this morning. Little champ slept through until 8am! I woke him to feed at 4 as I couldn’t get comfy with my two rock hard boobs! While he was sleeping like a log, his farts were waking me up! #kidhasgas #dontmisssharingaroomwithhim #fartmachine #patrickdavid #4monthsold #sleepovers #minibreak
Help - I think my Franky is broken!!! 😳😘😂
Help - I think my Franky is broken!!! 😳😘😂
When your bulldogs all hipster & shit. #englishbulldog #puppy #fartmachine