Continuing my Halloween throwbacks: this was probably ‘96. I was battle-damaged Luke Skywalker from Empire Strikes Back (my fave). Included are my brothers as Boba Fett, Han Solo, and Darth Vader (who is sitting down, he wasn’t that short). How’d we do, @hamillhimself?
STAR WARS CANON FACT 192: On a mission to the planet Rendel, Han Solo and Chewbacca were to deliver a stone relic to a collector. The job offered a million credits, so of course Han couldn’t refuse it. But Rendel was believed to be cursed. That only fools bothered going there. Once arriving, they realized the whole planet was covered in vines. Han finds an old friend of his named Karamu, who was bound in vines, and had rapidly aged. Turns out the whole job had been a trap. The person who hired Han, had hired Karamu recently for the same job, but failed to complete it. Turns out Rendel has been taken over by Zalla, known as the Briar Witch. Her sister, and queen of Rendel, Bellan, had betrayed and imprisoned Zalla. Once she escaped, she used magic plants to trap the planet in vines. Bellan escaped, and hired Karamu and Han to stop her. But Zalla seemed beyond anything the smugglers could handle. She traps Han in the vines, and uses a magical flower to cause him to rapidly age as well. He would’ve been done for if Chewbacca hadn’t arrived to save him. He was too infected by the flower’s aging spell, but since Wookies have a 400 year lifespan, he didn’t even look older. Han was pissed the whole job was a bust and threw the stone relic at the vines. Turns out, the relic was a form of weed killer, which destroyed all the plants, and killed Zalla in the process. With her dead, Han, Chewie, and Karamu has regained their youth back. The nightmare was over, but they were unaware that a flower had grown within the confines of the Millennium Falcon. #starwars#starwarsfan#phantommenace#attackoftheclones#clonewars#revengeofthesith#soloastarwarsstory#starwarsrebels#rogueone#newhope#empirestrikesback#returnofthejedi#themandalorian#starwarsresistance#forceawakens#lastjedi#battlefront#battlefront2#vaderimmortal
everytime the skywalkers have a premonition abt a loved one yoda has to talk them out of doing stupid shit...it’s a church confession booth [yoda voice] damn...think i am their therapist, the skywalkers do