Week of Worthlessness Review 7:
- Jack and Jill has officially ended me. I've hit rock bottom. I cannot go any lower. Burning in hell would be more entertaining than watching this "comedy" again. Satan...take me! One Sandler still making outdated comedies is more than enough. To have two Sandlers in the same film is the stuff of nightmares. The catalyst in creating a colossal black hole that will end the universe as we know it. Sandler dressing as a woman to portray a twin sister should be disallowed. Illegal. A crime against humanity. It's not even a case of the comedy being outdated, because I am one million percent sure it still would not be funny. Twenty, thirty, heck make it fifty years. Toilet humour isn't funny (including but not limited to farting in the cinema, violently excreting after consuming Mexican food and explicitly scratching one's testicles). Annoying characters aren't funny. Sandler isn't funny. Two Sandlers aren't funny. Sandler dressed as a female purposefully showing off his masculine shaved legs isn't funny. You see my point. I'm not even going to describe the plot, it would be a waste of a sentence that could be better used to decimate this atrocity. Holmes was underus...wait...wasn't used at all. The screenplay contained absolutely zero laughs. I didn't even smile, not even a smirk. Just large glaring eyes as I stared at the screen bewildered by what I just experienced. Pacino...why? The only one with a worthwhile committed performance, because he was playing himself. No acting required. Although subjugating yourself to an advertisement for donuts where you sing "Dunkaccino" does make you wonder why such an acclaimed actor would do this. The last line of the film is "Burn this! Don't let anybody see this!". Ironically, I feel the same about this film. Thinking about watching this? Go outside, run to the local store, buy (or perhaps steal...) a copy of the film and give it to your best friend. Then watch them suffer as you laugh maniacally. That'll make for a more amusing time then watching this. Sandler can no longer come back from this. His professional career is officially deceased in my eyes. Goodbye.
Jack and Jill = 1/10
El disco compacto (conocido popularmente como CD por las siglas en inglés de Compact Disc) es un disco óptico utilizado para almacenar datosen formato digital, consistentes en cualquier tipo de información (audio, imágenes, vídeo, documentos y otros datos). Los CD estándar tienen un diámetro de 12 centímetros, un espesor de 1,2 milímetros y pueden almacenar hasta 80 minutos de audio o 700 MB de datos. Los Mini-CD tienen 8 cm y son usados para la distribución de sencillos y de controladores guardando hasta 24 minutos de audio o 214 MB de datos.
Esta tecnología fue inicialmente utilizada para el CD audio, y más tarde fue expandida y adaptada para el almacenamiento de datos (CD-ROM), de video (VCD y SVCD), la grabación doméstica (CD-R y CD-RW) y el almacenamiento de datos mixtos (CD-i, Photo CD y CD EXTRA). El disco compacto goza de popularidad en el mundo actual, especialmente en Asia, donde su éxito persiste. En el año 2007 se habían vendido 200 mil millones de CD en el mundo desde su creación. Aun así, los discos compactos se complementan con otros tipos de distribución digital y almacenamiento, como las memorias USB, las tarjetas SD, los discos duros y las unidades de estado sólido. Desde su pico en el año 2000, las ventas de CD han disminuido alrededor de un 50%. #google#googlemaps#madebygoogle#lifeatgoogle#foto#imagen#cd#disco#discocompacto#discooptico#dvd#cdrw#cdr#cdrom#cdextra#cdaudio#vcd#svcd#minicd#tarjetassd#usb#datos#wikipedia#compactdisc#video#imagenes#documentos#audio#otrosdatos
- Released in 2010.
- This is a movie I stumbled upon in the middle of the night back in 2011. I had never heard of it and I absolutely had no idea what I was getting myself into. It was disgusting and hilarious from the very first scene. I went from hoping nobody would walk in and see me watching what was on the screen to wanting to show this movie to every person I knew. (And believe me I've tried) It didn't take long for this to become one of my favorite movies.
- I don't even really know how to explain The Taint. It's really not like anything else. But in the best possible way. The easiest way I can put it is it's a post-apocalyptic gross-out comedy that tells the backstory of each person the main character runs into. And its a commentary on misogyny and just how god awful men can be. It also features a stomach-churning amount of bodily fluids. And probably the best soundtrack I've heard in a low budget movie. Honestly with any other music behind it, it might not seem as good of a movie. But I can't recommend it enough. Even though it's 100% not for everyone. Or even most people.
Before #dvd before #stream before politics.!! There was #vhs My first international fight just 19 here. Had legends on the card @trainor103 @mikewakeling3 @steve.wakeling and many more ! @lumpini & @keddlealan show - good times indeed.