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Some dads tell dad jokes. Other dads fail at attempting to ride a scooter. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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#dadjokes #dadfail #fail #scooterfails #scooter #dailyfunny
“Don’t let your duie come out of your underwear”🤭
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Is what I told Jude as he was getting ready to go down the slide🤣
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We left the house before supper to go hang out (not literally)😜 at the park and totally forgot to bring the diaper bag with us while in the middle of potty training. So we took his shorts off just in case!
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Anyone else ever forget that damn bag while potty training?🤔
“Don’t let your duie come out of your underwear”🤭 . Is what I told Jude as he was getting ready to go down the slide🤣 . We left the house before supper to go hang out (not literally)😜 at the park and totally forgot to bring the diaper bag with us while in the middle of potty training. So we took his shorts off just in case! . Anyone else ever forget that damn bag while potty training?🤔
Some dads tell dad jokes. Other dads fail at attempting to ride a scooter. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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#dadjokes #dadfail #fail #scooterfails #scooter #dailyfunny
I’ve been saving Panera Mac & Cheese cups to fool my son. He ended up having PBJ for dinner. “It’s disgusting,” he said. Someone liked it, though!!! #DadFail
I’ve been saving Panera Mac & Cheese cups to fool my son. He ended up having PBJ for dinner. “It’s disgusting,” he said. Someone liked it, though!!! #DadFail 
When you buy your daughter birthday flowers that look like a milkshake and she looks at it like it a plate of gross vegetables...#dadfail
When you buy your daughter birthday flowers that look like a milkshake and she looks at it like it a plate of gross vegetables...#dadfail 
When you realize you accidentally dressed your son like the shower curtain... 😕😆😫. #dadfail #synergy .
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#baby #father #parenting #babygirl #fatherhood #momlife #babyboy #love #parenthood #babylove #fatherandson #parenting101 #dad #babyfashion #family #parentinglife #babyshop #firstborn #parentingtips #cute #dadlife #babycute #fatherson
Some dads tell dad jokes. Other dads fail at attempting to ride a scooter. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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#dadjokes #dadfail #fail #scooterfails #scooter #dailyfunny
Looking after this one today after falling and bashing his head. Full on #daddyhugs and #calpol should sort it.

#doctordaddy #hugsmakeeverythingbetter #sorehead #someboy #weetoughie #onthemove #nightmare #dadfail #daddiesboy #fatherofboys #additionalneeds #additionalneedskids #swankids
Dad thought it was a good idea to  stay at a hunting lodge. Camdyn said it was creepy and Karlye said they are all looking at her. #dadfail  #gatgunlife
Dad thought it was a good idea to stay at a hunting lodge. Camdyn said it was creepy and Karlye said they are all looking at her. #dadfail  #gatgunlife 
Dads and a couch episodes are finally arriving, just in time for school. Who knew such a bad idea could be so good! I wonder where it can go wrong? Follow us on Facebook and Instagram too for some dad shenanigans and some pretty wise insight while raising children! Who has it better than us? #dadsandacouch #school #dad #dads #dadfail #comedy #joke #story #storyteller #stories #discover #instagram #family #kids #kidsarefunny #funny #funnyvideos #funnyvideo
Dad fail 🤣😂❤️#whathappened #mixmatch #wrongshoes #dadfail
I'm not gonna lie, feeding time gets a bit cray at our place sometimes 😱#parentlife
I'm not gonna lie, feeding time gets a bit cray at our place sometimes 😱#parentlife 
When You have to draw something cool because you thought your kid used markers on the sliding doors but you really removed his window crayon artwork 😞... #dadfail #recoveryattempt
When You have to draw something cool because you thought your kid used markers on the sliding doors but you really removed his window crayon artwork 😞... #dadfail  #recoveryattempt 
Tooth brushing expert... #waitforit #dadfail #didntevenrinseitoff #secondkid😂🙈
Stay tuned for episode 1! Its been a long summer and schools are back in session! Get ready for some dad shenanigans. #dadsandacouch #dads #dad #kids #kidsarefunny #kidsarecrazy #kidstoday #parents #parentfail #fail #story #storyteller #video #dadfail #comedy #comedyvideo #comedyshow #school #schools #teacher #teachersofinstagram
I thought maybe if I stayed at the preschool parents meeting for an extra 40 minutes that the kids would be in bed when I got home. But nope...not even in pajamas. #DadFail #IShouldHaveLeftInstructions #PastBedtime #SchoolStartsFriday #GoToBed
Grocery shopping with dad vs. grocery shopping with the nanny 🛒 🤦‍♀️ 😂 #nannylove dadsofinstagram #dadfail #hotmess #littlelady #babiesofinstagram
I resorted to extreme measures today to entertain my toddler. Sometimes I am guilty of using Peppa Pig as a temporary babysitter if Elena is fussing, which she has done a lot of today. 
Evie is two and already I have had to 'limit her phone use' because she's a horror who gets far too demanding with it and even tried to hide Carls in the bib drawer last week. If he hadn't caught her in the act he would have been looking for hours. Now even the TV when it's on and the programme is not to her liking the reaction is just outrageous. It's like having a teenager. So I did the unthinkable and turned it off when I would usually put something on for her to half watch while I tended to the baby. "Find something else to do Evie, all the toys in this house find one."
Oh she found something to do.

Evie decided that my foot was a pet. 
I just let her stroke my foot like a puppy, go 'awww' over and over again and then try and force feed it one of her toy drinks. What was I meant to do...no Evie my foot is not a toy... apparently today it was. It kept her entertained for a good twenty minutes or so. She just kept telling me that it had gone to sleep...okay Evie. Whatever keeps you away from the TV.
Once she had moved on from my foot, she found a piece of tissue in the baby bag - I also let her destroy the nappy corner - she then proceeded to pretend to blow her nose, wipe Elena's dribble covered chin and then use her spit to clean my living room door. 
I just took pictures and laughed. I'm not going to lie. She then went on to the baby swing and gave that a good wipe down. 
And then she ripped the tissue to shreds and carried on in the nappy corner.
All this money we spent on toys for her birthday and she's happier with a tissue and my foot. I will remember that. 
And then Daddy came home. "My god the house has been Evie'd" *Continued in comments
#twoundertwo #methodinthemadness #motherhood #mumlife #mumfail #dadfail #mumsofinstagram #toddler #baby #sisters #motherofdaughters
I resorted to extreme measures today to entertain my toddler. Sometimes I am guilty of using Peppa Pig as a temporary babysitter if Elena is fussing, which she has done a lot of today. Evie is two and already I have had to 'limit her phone use' because she's a horror who gets far too demanding with it and even tried to hide Carls in the bib drawer last week. If he hadn't caught her in the act he would have been looking for hours. Now even the TV when it's on and the programme is not to her liking the reaction is just outrageous. It's like having a teenager. So I did the unthinkable and turned it off when I would usually put something on for her to half watch while I tended to the baby. "Find something else to do Evie, all the toys in this house find one." Oh she found something to do. Evie decided that my foot was a pet. I just let her stroke my foot like a puppy, go 'awww' over and over again and then try and force feed it one of her toy drinks. What was I meant to do...no Evie my foot is not a toy... apparently today it was. It kept her entertained for a good twenty minutes or so. She just kept telling me that it had gone to sleep...okay Evie. Whatever keeps you away from the TV. Once she had moved on from my foot, she found a piece of tissue in the baby bag - I also let her destroy the nappy corner - she then proceeded to pretend to blow her nose, wipe Elena's dribble covered chin and then use her spit to clean my living room door. I just took pictures and laughed. I'm not going to lie. She then went on to the baby swing and gave that a good wipe down. And then she ripped the tissue to shreds and carried on in the nappy corner. All this money we spent on toys for her birthday and she's happier with a tissue and my foot. I will remember that. And then Daddy came home. "My god the house has been Evie'd" *Continued in comments #twoundertwo  #methodinthemadness  #motherhood  #mumlife  #mumfail  #dadfail  #mumsofinstagram  #toddler  #baby  #sisters  #motherofdaughters 
Yesterday my babies were christened at my local church where both me and my sister were christened and where my parents renewed their wedding vows.
It was a very special day for me - it was a celebration of my children's longed for lives. They are nothing short of miracles in my eyes and it was our pleasure to make their day special surrounded by close friends and family. Already, after opening their presents, Carl and I are so excited for when they turn eighteen to give them the beautiful jewellery they were gifted, to show them the matching dresses they wore and our momentos from the church. We will treasure those memories forever, and I am so happy they had each other to share the day with.

By the time we were all back home - I don't know who was more tired. Evie was fast asleep in bed by 5:30, Elena was in her cot an hour later and I couldn't keep my eyes open for much longer once it hit 8:00. 
Before we had even left for the church that morning, Carl and I were already sweaty and flustered and looked exhausted. Trying to get a toddler not to crawl in her dress is harder than I thought...and Elena had already vomited her feed on me, narrowly missing my dress, so I figured hers was safe.
Thankfully milk vomit was the same colour as the top of her dress.
Carl and I knew exactly how the ceremony would go down...and we were right. Being christened still didn't banish the devil out of Evie who screamed the whole way through, refusing to look at people and shook her head furiously 'no' everytime the reverand came anywhere near her. It was Elena who was the good one...although she was pretty cross when the water was put on her head ..she was after a full bath!
With several of the church goers being children under five, we knew it would be noisy and chaotic...but just like our lives with our two, we wouldn't have wanted it any other way.
Thankfully Elena did not poo in the middle of the service and I did not set my sister's hair on fire with the candle. 
All's well that ends well. I thought. *Continued in comments
#twoundertwo #methodinthemadness #motherofdaughters #mumlife #mumfail #sisters #toddler #baby #christening #dadlife #dadfail #peppapig #missrabbit
Yesterday my babies were christened at my local church where both me and my sister were christened and where my parents renewed their wedding vows. It was a very special day for me - it was a celebration of my children's longed for lives. They are nothing short of miracles in my eyes and it was our pleasure to make their day special surrounded by close friends and family. Already, after opening their presents, Carl and I are so excited for when they turn eighteen to give them the beautiful jewellery they were gifted, to show them the matching dresses they wore and our momentos from the church. We will treasure those memories forever, and I am so happy they had each other to share the day with. By the time we were all back home - I don't know who was more tired. Evie was fast asleep in bed by 5:30, Elena was in her cot an hour later and I couldn't keep my eyes open for much longer once it hit 8:00. Before we had even left for the church that morning, Carl and I were already sweaty and flustered and looked exhausted. Trying to get a toddler not to crawl in her dress is harder than I thought...and Elena had already vomited her feed on me, narrowly missing my dress, so I figured hers was safe. Thankfully milk vomit was the same colour as the top of her dress. Carl and I knew exactly how the ceremony would go down...and we were right. Being christened still didn't banish the devil out of Evie who screamed the whole way through, refusing to look at people and shook her head furiously 'no' everytime the reverand came anywhere near her. It was Elena who was the good one...although she was pretty cross when the water was put on her head ..she was after a full bath! With several of the church goers being children under five, we knew it would be noisy and chaotic...but just like our lives with our two, we wouldn't have wanted it any other way. Thankfully Elena did not poo in the middle of the service and I did not set my sister's hair on fire with the candle. All's well that ends well. I thought. *Continued in comments #twoundertwo  #methodinthemadness  #motherofdaughters  #mumlife  #mumfail  #sisters  #toddler  #baby  #christening  #dadlife  #dadfail  #peppapig  #missrabbit 
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#daddy #dad #father #baby #bebe #bebek #bars #kip #fitkids #fitness #fit #fail #dadfail #gymdad #mygymdad #fun #funny #familyfun #family #gym #gymlife #gymnast #gymnastics #flexibility #flip #instafit #instagood #love
Lockie was not impressed at my blanket tent. ⛺️ 👶🏻 #epicfail #dadlife #dadfail #tent #camp
Hurts to go public with this but it seems I’ve lost one of my boys to the Redmen... could be a long season! 😂 #COYS #dadfail
Hurts to go public with this but it seems I’ve lost one of my boys to the Redmen... could be a long season! 😂 #COYS  #dadfail 
Avery had the smallest of tears in her toy foam whale. I thought it’d be a good time to use my aging Super Glue. Well I squeezed a little too hard and the thin hard shell gave way and shot ALL over my hands. #dadfail #superglue
Avery had the smallest of tears in her toy foam whale. I thought it’d be a good time to use my aging Super Glue. Well I squeezed a little too hard and the thin hard shell gave way and shot ALL over my hands. #dadfail  #superglue 
#dadfail #itsthelittlethings @jenibober #isuck @dadswagger_ @lifeofdad @thedailydad
Nothing like doing Adrianna’s hair in the Publix checkout line so that we make it to church on time this morning!
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#family #church #sunday #weekend #fam #love #dadfail #whoops #blessed #grateful #dad #daughter
Soccer ball in the Brisbane river. #dadfail
Soccer ball in the Brisbane river. #dadfail 
@Playdoh don’t do breakfasts 🍳 but if they did, they would look like this, followed by loads of parents cursing like Bricktop as they pick bits of fluorescent whoknowswhat from the carpet using tweezers, before sweating like a pig called Bacon as they hoover the same exact spot for the whole weekend, insanity dwindling like the final minute of sun before it sets. Play doh, you are the kryptonite to my patience.
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#playdoh breakfasts #dadfail #dadlife #mumsofinstagram #instamum #slummymummy #dadventures #dadventure #dadlab #fatherofdaughters #bemorekid #daddysgirls #dadsofinstagram #themotherload #dadblog #daddyblogger #mymadlittlefamily #raisedbykids #themadones #learningonthejob #phoebeisla #instadads #dadlife #lifeofpi #isobellily
@Playdoh don’t do breakfasts 🍳 but if they did, they would look like this, followed by loads of parents cursing like Bricktop as they pick bits of fluorescent whoknowswhat from the carpet using tweezers, before sweating like a pig called Bacon as they hoover the same exact spot for the whole weekend, insanity dwindling like the final minute of sun before it sets. Play doh, you are the kryptonite to my patience. • • • #playdoh  breakfasts #dadfail  #dadlife  #mumsofinstagram  #instamum  #slummymummy  #dadventures  #dadventure  #dadlab  #fatherofdaughters  #bemorekid  #daddysgirls  #dadsofinstagram  #themotherload  #dadblog  #daddyblogger  #mymadlittlefamily  #raisedbykids  #themadones  #learningonthejob  #phoebeisla  #instadads  #dadlife  #lifeofpi  #isobellily 
#dadFAIL Just wait for it... 🤦🏼‍♂️
#dadFAIL  Just wait for it... 🤦🏼‍♂️
I used to be the type of person who was always on time, if not early, always organised and had a memory that astounded people. Ever since I was a little girl and the eye doctor told my mum to bring me back in one week for another test because I had memorized the chart...I was four.  I can't stand lateness, it comes across that their time is more important that yours and ive always been ridiculously early to make sure I wasn't late...I was sat in a car park for forty-five minutes once before a job interview. And I have been the most organised person my entire life...I even organise Carl's diary and my calendar is like my other brain.
Since having Evie I had the usual baby brain...it wasn't too bad, but since having Elena I think the majority of my brain cells shot out with her. I have the memory of a fish, I sometimes forget if I put a bra on and have to genuinely check and my organisation skills have gone to shit. I had this image in my head of running my home like a military operation because having two kids under two, it was going to be necessary...this did not come to pass. 
Something always happens to slow me down when leaving the house...either Elena poos or I forget Evie's dummy...trying to remember everything for them I usually forget my own coat. You would think when it is lashing down with rain that would be a big enough reminder but apparently not. So therefore, I am one of those people that tends to be late a lot...I aim to leave the house half an hour before I am due to and I still end up leaving behind schedule. And I forget something. 
I haven't done too bad with planning the christening and taking care of my munchkins - there was just balloons I had to deal with which I thought would be fine to pick up today, the day before and just organise. No problem.
Wrong.
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#twoundertwo #methodinthemadness #motherhood #motherofdaughters #toddler #baby #sisters #mumfail #dadfail #pooexplosion #nappyexplosion
I used to be the type of person who was always on time, if not early, always organised and had a memory that astounded people. Ever since I was a little girl and the eye doctor told my mum to bring me back in one week for another test because I had memorized the chart...I was four. I can't stand lateness, it comes across that their time is more important that yours and ive always been ridiculously early to make sure I wasn't late...I was sat in a car park for forty-five minutes once before a job interview. And I have been the most organised person my entire life...I even organise Carl's diary and my calendar is like my other brain. Since having Evie I had the usual baby brain...it wasn't too bad, but since having Elena I think the majority of my brain cells shot out with her. I have the memory of a fish, I sometimes forget if I put a bra on and have to genuinely check and my organisation skills have gone to shit. I had this image in my head of running my home like a military operation because having two kids under two, it was going to be necessary...this did not come to pass. Something always happens to slow me down when leaving the house...either Elena poos or I forget Evie's dummy...trying to remember everything for them I usually forget my own coat. You would think when it is lashing down with rain that would be a big enough reminder but apparently not. So therefore, I am one of those people that tends to be late a lot...I aim to leave the house half an hour before I am due to and I still end up leaving behind schedule. And I forget something. I haven't done too bad with planning the christening and taking care of my munchkins - there was just balloons I had to deal with which I thought would be fine to pick up today, the day before and just organise. No problem. Wrong. *Continued in comments #twoundertwo  #methodinthemadness  #motherhood  #motherofdaughters  #toddler  #baby  #sisters  #mumfail  #dadfail  #pooexplosion  #nappyexplosion 
I had one job in life.... #dadfail
#dadfail let me know how to replace whatever this was @alyciagrayce
#dadfail  let me know how to replace whatever this was @alyciagrayce
You asked for it!
You asked for it!
Tried 3 damn times to get her swimsuit on. Failed on all 3. What a stupid design.... I couldn't figure out the shoulder straps. First two times both straps ended up on same shoulder and 3rd time I'm pretty sure the straps were completely gone....heck with this. She's wearing the Sox now. Notice that look? She's totally judging me on the swimsuit debacle... #parenting #dad #family #fatherhood #dadlife #instadad #betterformykids #daughter #babygirl #redsox #sox #swimsuit #dadfail
Tried 3 damn times to get her swimsuit on. Failed on all 3. What a stupid design.... I couldn't figure out the shoulder straps. First two times both straps ended up on same shoulder and 3rd time I'm pretty sure the straps were completely gone....heck with this. She's wearing the Sox now. Notice that look? She's totally judging me on the swimsuit debacle... #parenting  #dad  #family  #fatherhood  #dadlife  #instadad  #betterformykids  #daughter  #babygirl  #redsox  #sox  #swimsuit  #dadfail 
Når far skal ta nytt profilbilde og tar video istedet✌️😎. #dadfail
Når far skal ta nytt profilbilde og tar video istedet✌️😎. #dadfail 
10 Ogos 2013
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Ouch..!!!! Anniversary ke-5 weolls rupanya hari ni. Patut rasa lain macam je 😅😅😅 Thank you la FB sebab throwback kan. Seriously aku tak hengat..!!! Nasib la tak de soalan2 cepumas dari wife aku. Entah2 dia pun lupa. Hahahha. Baru anak dua dah lupa ni. Macam mana..?? 😂😂😂
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Special for my wife!
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❤️Hanya untuk insan bernama isteri❤️
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Telah ku siapkan satu daerah paling sunyi
Dalam hati ini untuk kau isi sebagai isteri
Untuk kau penuhi dengan kemuliaan seorang wanita
Untuk kau beri erti dengan kelembutan
Untuk kau hargai dengan kasih sayang
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Ku ingin kau jadi wanita mulia
Yang tahu harga budi dan hati
Seorang lelaki bernama suami
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Kerana engkau isteri
Ku ingin kau mengerti bahawa hidup ini
Tak semudah yang kita janjikan
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#daddy #dad #father #baby #bebe #bebek #bars #kip #fitkids #fitness #fit #fail #dadfail #gymdad #mygymdad #fun #funny #familyfun #family #gym #gymlife #gymnast #gymnastics #flexibility #flip #instafit #instagood #love
10 Ogos 2013 . Ouch..!!!! Anniversary ke-5 weolls rupanya hari ni. Patut rasa lain macam je 😅😅😅 Thank you la FB sebab throwback kan. Seriously aku tak hengat..!!! Nasib la tak de soalan2 cepumas dari wife aku. Entah2 dia pun lupa. Hahahha. Baru anak dua dah lupa ni. Macam mana..?? 😂😂😂 . Special for my wife! . ❤️Hanya untuk insan bernama isteri❤️ . Telah ku siapkan satu daerah paling sunyi Dalam hati ini untuk kau isi sebagai isteri Untuk kau penuhi dengan kemuliaan seorang wanita Untuk kau beri erti dengan kelembutan Untuk kau hargai dengan kasih sayang . Ku ingin kau jadi wanita mulia Yang tahu harga budi dan hati Seorang lelaki bernama suami . Kerana engkau isteri Ku ingin kau mengerti bahawa hidup ini Tak semudah yang kita janjikan Yang kita janjikan . Kerana kau isteriku . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #daddy  #dad  #father  #baby  #bebe  #bebek  #bars  #kip  #fitkids  #fitness  #fit  #fail  #dadfail  #gymdad  #mygymdad  #fun  #funny  #familyfun  #family  #gym  #gymlife  #gymnast  #gymnastics  #flexibility  #flip  #instafit  #instagood  #love 
🚫Training wheels🚫
🚫Training wheels🚫
Zombie Defense Training with the kiddos! They do FANTASTIC! Full episode in our IGTV!
Zombie Defense Training with the kiddos! They do FANTASTIC! Full episode in our IGTV!
This could've gone so wrong y'all 😂😂👌Good one @thelifeofchrys #dadfail #tiredparent
#tbt to a year ago when I found this old hat and decided I’d be the coolest dad at 5th grade orientation...😂 #dadfail #dadfashion #bathroomselfie
She got into the Berry’s #dadfail
Parent of the Year award is in order for sure. Good thing Jasper had his helmet on 😂😂 poor guys taken some shots this week. @smadere  #thetuckertwins #jamesonandjasper #dadfail
#dadfail this morning - @mrsvcb sent me this after I dropped P off!! #notenoughsleep #thestruggleisreal
My poor baby, took a spill on Saturday but it didn't seem too serious. We took her in today to ease our concerns.... broken arm. The little warrior wasn't even complaining too much about it. 
@hayloft_naturals 
#DadFail #ToughGirl #FarmGirl
My poor baby, took a spill on Saturday but it didn't seem too serious. We took her in today to ease our concerns.... broken arm. The little warrior wasn't even complaining too much about it. @hayloft_naturals #DadFail  #ToughGirl  #FarmGirl 
Daddy’s supposed to read me a bedtime story... but he fell asleep while reading!

#littletoddlerphotography #daddyfellasleep #dadfail #bedtime #bedtimestories #shotoniphone
Welp daddy tried.. I'll keep practicing. Prepping for daddy duties is harder then preparing for a fight lol.. #daddytried #braids #dadbraids #dadfail #babygirl #daddieslittlegirl #kendergarten #daughterprep #sheslaughing #ahcrap
Finn at the start of a 35 hour journey from NZ to the UK. We hadn’t even left Christchurch airport. #dadfail #hilarity #allpartofit #thankgodforgreatravelbuddies
This was an intense game. NoNo came out the winner! #bowling #dadfail #kidswin
Someone's daddy may have given her a hair cut... Slide to see the #dadfail 😂

#itsjusthairright #lordhelpme
oh god no not my kids....who the hell is Kiki?  trying my best to raise them metal.  #dadfail #kikichallenge #kiki #dadlife #summer2018 #kikidoyouloveme #kiki #ihavenoloveforkiki #kikiwhereareyourparents #myearsarebleeding
Maybe this was too #mean, but I didn't know she was going to freak out so much! Anyone else #afraid of moths? If not what #scares u like this??? #DaddyDuty365 #LittleLaNiers #DadFail :(
Dad still thinks he’s got it 🙊

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Credit 📺👌DM
Dad still thinks he’s got it 🙊 Follow 👉 @redfacedfails Credit 📺👌DM
How dads put on hairbows 👨‍👧🎀 #dadfail #daddyanddaughter #hescute #babygirl🎀
I s&@! you not! I just played Holiday in Cambodia with my innocent, sweet little boy on Guitar Hero III. Guess Jello and the fellas gotta make a buck somehow. Don’t really see them on the oldies circuit with Kent Loggins or The Fixx #dadfail #NotRaisingThatBoyRightToday
I s&@! you not! I just played Holiday in Cambodia with my innocent, sweet little boy on Guitar Hero III. Guess Jello and the fellas gotta make a buck somehow. Don’t really see them on the oldies circuit with Kent Loggins or The Fixx #dadfail  #NotRaisingThatBoyRightToday 
Literally one of my favorite videos ever 😂😂😂 When your mate @wiggliestwigglet asks her dad to record her once in a lifetime experience of swimming with dolphins..... and this
.... ladies and gentlemen... is the result 🙌

Ahahahahahaha cant stop laughing man a love him ❤

#epicfail #fail #funnyfail #swimmingwithdolphins #britsabroad #technology #confused #funny #creased #cantstoplaughing #laughing #dadfail #dopeydad
How many people does it take to hang my daughter’s yoga hammock? Me to photograph Kenny who shouldn’t be on ladders after his crazy bike accident. And our wives @h_r_smith and @micallbachman to supervise. #dadfail #hadtocallintheprofessional
How many people does it take to hang my daughter’s yoga hammock? Me to photograph Kenny who shouldn’t be on ladders after his crazy bike accident. And our wives @h_r_smith and @micallbachman to supervise. #dadfail  #hadtocallintheprofessional 
I love Matthew Bivens (@matthew_bivens) more than words can possibly capture. He lights up my life, speaks to my heart, stokes (and strokes) my flame and passion. He’s funny, witty, really resourceful and compassionate. He’s been my best friend for 7 years. He’s a rockstar dad. 
That all being said, look at what this dummy put on our daughter’s feet for school today. I undressed her, thinking someone at school put her shoes on the wrong feet, only to discover...NOPE. That would be the co-founder of Team Bivens who put two right shoes, one of them a size too small, on our child’s feet 🙄

Feel free to make fun of him mercilessly. This message has been brought to you by the national coalition for parent fails 🤗
I love Matthew Bivens (@matthew_bivens) more than words can possibly capture. He lights up my life, speaks to my heart, stokes (and strokes) my flame and passion. He’s funny, witty, really resourceful and compassionate. He’s been my best friend for 7 years. He’s a rockstar dad. That all being said, look at what this dummy put on our daughter’s feet for school today. I undressed her, thinking someone at school put her shoes on the wrong feet, only to discover...NOPE. That would be the co-founder of Team Bivens who put two right shoes, one of them a size too small, on our child’s feet 🙄 Feel free to make fun of him mercilessly. This message has been brought to you by the national coalition for parent fails 🤗
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