Aunty: “wouldn’t it be funny if she 💩 ‘d all over you right now?” Me: “no, not funny at all, why would you even put that out there?!” NEK MINNIT ... 💩💩💩 all up the back 🙄😂 @rascalandfriends ‘explosion prevention nappies’ LOL my baby’s either way #advanced (😄@lovefromyourdads) or my sister really did wish for shit all over me 😂😂😂😂 #cleanbum#happybaby
Refill on the bum wipes!
There are many different variations but mine is:
🍼2 cups hot water
🍼2 tbsp fractionated coconut oil
🍼1 tbsp unscented castile soap (we love @drbronner )
🍼2-3 drops of each tea tree and lavender
🍼cut paper towel in half (or I do thirds because that's what fits in my old wipes container)
🍼Mix all ingredients with the water, place paper towel in wipes container, pour mixture over paper towel, pull out cardboard centre
🍼it's hot so let them set and cool with the lid open. Then enjoy soft, clean bums. I guarantee you'll be left with a better scent than what you started with! 😂💩🤷🏻♀️. .
Help! We are out of stock of baby toiletries. If you have any new or unopened toiletries for babies and children including shampoo, bath wash, moisturiser, toothbrushes, soap, etc we would love to find a new home for them. We are especially short of nappy cream and we all now how important this is! Please tag your favourite so that they see this and might consider donating some. Thank you!
Let's get serious... when it comes to sexy times, you want your nether regions as fresh as can be. Nothing worse than someone saying you smell down there. Stay fresh. Ditch the toilet paper. Get a #geniebidet 😛🍑💦
The average person in the U.S.A uses 49,000 sheets of toilet paper per year. That's enough to cover 2.8 miles. 🧐
There are 325.7 million people in America, which equals 911,960 000 miles covered by toilet paper. That's enough to drive from California to New York (a distance of 2,915.4) 312,807.848 times.🚙 Leave our forests alone and cut down on serious waste by using the #geniebidet . 🌳
A cleaner bum, a cleaner home.
The average woman living to the U.S. life expectancy of 81, poops 25,920 lbs in her lifetime. That's about the size of three adult male hippos.
How much of that are you leaving behind?
Clean your butt with a #geniebidet . 🍑💩